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15:04
What could possibly go wrong : king5.com/mb/news/…
dammit accidently clicked on someones linked in profile now they will know
@RoryAlsop Now that's just lazy.
@Xander yep - but for travel drinks on the train on the way out to a gig, they are perfect
@RoryAlsop Ah, good point, that.
> "it's just made for mainstream America, not criminal enterprise."
well, suuuure
15:07
@RoryAlsop is there a difference?
@AviD lps
@M'vy this wouldn't fly in most EU states because it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon
@TildalWave Nah you just gotta wear one of them new face holsters
OK maybe if you carry it in a belt holster...
that would just look silly
@DavidFreitag Hug me in the logic gate
15:13
@MarkBuffalo Let me just get a shotgun, I'll hug you with lead.
...in the logic gate?
Yeah that'll get hugged too, there's plenty of lead to go around.
Don't trust a hug. It's just a way to hide your face.
@M'vy This sort of thing has been around for awhile. They're nothing more than gimmicks.
Nobody actually wants or tries to use them.
@Xander How should I know I live in a civilised country. Or do I?
15:16
@M'vy i appreciate that the problem with carrying a gun in a restaurant is the fact that it's too obtrusive, not the fact that he brought a gun to a resturant
@AviD so THAT'S my reputation, huh?
@schroeder hehe, no, not really
@schroeder Yeah, you bloody push over
@schroeder no, that's his reputation actually
I was gonna say it about Jefff, but I already insulted him
15:17
@AviD cracks knuckles I see it's time to change some minds
@M'vy oh yeah, okay
@schroeder Bring it on.
@AviD :)
@M'vy oh yeah, okay
@AviD c'est celui qui dit qui l'est
15:22
@M'vy google translate doesn't help with that at all
> is one who says that is
@Ohnana pls, have you seen the sopranos finale?
@AviD no
neither have I
15:24
@StackExchange Nooooooooooooo
@RоryMcCune butwaiiiiiii?
what the pelvic gunnery fuck is this?
Actually I think I'm still a room owner on SU...
15:25
@RоryMcCune - is this a test?
let Chaos reign
or a handing over of the baton to @Simon's ex-dad, @Iszi
what's this all about?
@TildalWave ...Alfieeee
15:30
@RoryAlsop ah ah. No surprise. Not sure how to translate myself
@RoryAlsop but basically: he who says it, is it.
@M'vy like takes one to know one?
@RoryAlsop I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Essentially.
@TildalWave not really
@TildalWave just kinda showing you back the mirror image of yourself
15:33
@Xander you're glubber, I'm flue, what you bounce says off me and yous to stick
@MarkBuffalo ... ...
@RоryMcCune is everything okay? you de-ro'd yourself and left no explanation :|
@RoryAlsop There was an... an attempt?
@RоryMcCune Yeah, everything okay man?
@RоryMcCune way to give us the silent treatment.
Hmm... If he's not back in a bit, will poke to check he's ok - may just be busy...
15:40
He may be testing his penetration skills and creating a report.
Testing your face
It's almost lunch time and I'm starving :x
Same. I need my 300 calories...
@Xander Well so far I'm at page ~170 out of 374 in the course guide and they've pretty much only thought us to use tools so far. Yesterday I spent a long time on the buffer overflow section which was a lot of fun and I'm assuming that the deeper and fun stuff is ahead.
@silverpenguin "You will have 90 days from the end of your lab time to schedule and take this most unique and challenging of ethical hacking certification exams. The OSCP is very challenging and not for the faint-of-heart. However, earning it is incredibly rewarding and proves to yourself and others that you have proven practical penetration testing skills." offensive-security.com/information-security-training/…
@silverpenguin get rekt noob
Also, if you look at the bottom of the page, you'll see that the bundles include the certification.
So yes, you're literally blind.
@DavidFreitag I'm fine :) AviD obviously feels he has a handle on running the chat room, so I'll leave it in his capable hands...
@RоryMcCune We won't let no stinkin' tigger push us around.
15:51
@RоryMcCune Oh yes, well done roro, that's a nice way to riot.
@DavidFreitag unfortunately this is not a democracy, mod rules are the rules.
@Simon had to be done.
@RоryMcCune :(
@AviD Look what you've done.
@DavidFreitag I'll cite @TildalWave as my inspiration
Hopefully @AviD will pull his head out of that quiet dark place
15:53
???
@RоryMcCune no no fuck me as inspiration you reinstate yourself as a room owner right now!
@RоryMcCune :-(
@TildalWave seemed like the correct approach to me, if you don't agree with a system, remove yourself from the system.
@DavidFreitag yes i am aware
15:54
@Simon Sounds fun. Are you enjoying it?
@Ohnana roro doesn't like the whole "one mod decides that someone is now a room owner" thing.
i was not aware that a mod doing mod stuff was cause for outrage
Also, do our have to pay before taking the course? Or just for the OCSP part?
@Ohnana You've obviously never met @kalina
LUNCH
bai
@MarkBuffalo Yes, I can't wait to be done with the course guide to actually attack the lab. I can pentest the lab whenever I want but of course it makes more sense to do it once you've seen the course material.
15:56
@Ohnana a suggestion of thinking who to add as a room owner (intended for the whole room to consider) turning into a mod just deciding, sure that's just a mod doing mod stuff, but doesn't mean I agree with it
@MarkBuffalo They'll send you the material a few weeks after you've paid.
@RоryMcCune i thought you suggested it.
mods are community elected, they represent the will of the community
@Simon what
@Ohnana I suggested we think about adding someone, I intended it to be discussed, not just mod-decided
i see.
15:57
anyway dinner calls
@Simon ah, nice. I'm envious. I want to do this soon
@Simon WHOA WAIT WHAT
@RоryMcCune
@RоryMcCune roro
@RоryMcCune IT WAS YOUR IDEA
@AviD Nice hostile takeover
@RоryMcCune ITS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR NAME
@MarkBuffalo not intended at all
@RоryMcCune it wasnt!
15:59
Dude you destroyed The DMZ
it was @RoryAlsop-decided
@MarkBuffalo Hahahaha.
This is the beginning of the end!
:-(
sad cryface
We're doomed upside the doomness
16:00
@RоryMcCune come back!
pleeeeeze
pllllllllls
The new owner was supposed to be me... We were planning a corporate takeover...
@Matthew ohhh
@AviD You sound like a teenager who's begging his ex to come back.
hey man I'll kick @Iszi
didnt think you'd be so objectionable
@Simon ah, now I understand what "pls" is
16:01
What's all this? We'll have no trouble here - this is a local DMZ...for local people
eh - what is this?
@Simon ouch. I'm cringing thinking about it
@RoryAlsop roro I broke it, I broke the dmz! oszo and roro dont get along :-(
maybe cuz he was calling him coro?
What an amazing plot to add to the episode of The DMZ.
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@RoryAlsop pls fix
@AviD Waitwut?
16:02
@Iszi @AviD is incorrect
I have no difficulty whatsoever with you
@RоryMcCune I'll do it, I'll kick him now, and ban him too
@Simon DraMatic Zone
@AviD Hmmm - does it count as mod abuse if I sneakily reinstate t'other Rory as room owner <plots and cackles...>
@AviD leave it alone
@MarkBuffalo It makes a ton of sense now.
16:02
@RоryMcCune ooh you object to my modership ways
@RoryAlsop ditto
@AviD on another day probably not, you've probably just caught me on a bad day
@RoryAlsop Wait until he's sleeping so he doesn't realize it
@RоryMcCune ohh sorry mate
@RоryMcCune hope your day improves considerably man
I rage quit for almost a whole damn month and I couldn't even get @AviD to apologize even once, sigh.
IT'S FINE OVID I GOT IT
16:05
I think the lesson to be learnt here is that whilst the DMZ is not a democracy, but a modocracy, the mods should pretend it is a democracy to prevent rebellion. Or rebeltiger.
One thing I foot about keto... low body temperature. Damn, I'm cold
@Simon I APOLOGIZED REPEATEDLY
@AviD WAT
BEFORE YOU QUIT
16:07
RE-WAT
@Simon I APOLOGIZED REPEATEDLY
@Matthew it is a democracy, mods are executors of the will of the people.
well, some of the people
plus we have additional responsibilities to a higher power...
16:09
You have the responsibility to spell right too.
fkin rekt
pfft
The DraMatic Zone strikes twice today
@kalina OMG YOU MISSED A REBELLION
AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT IT'S A REBELLION AGAINST A MOD!!!!!!!!!
@Simon well, that seems a little anti climactic
@Simon I'm sure he has his reasons
Ya scroll down a bit, he explains all of it.
I saw @AviD being at fault, and well... the only real surprise is that he's still a mod
but with an ego like that one I guess it's not really a surprise
Bahahahahaha.
at least we're past the early warning sign stage of me and you taking offence to him and have moved on to more important people
maybe everybody will start paying attention now
or, more likely, not
16:13
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
any way now that your internet nerd issues have been discussed, I actually came in here to say that something weird has happened
@kalina Does it involve aliens?
Does it involve kittens?
and as a result of me running in a particular brand of runners to keep fit and posting it on social media, said brand has sent me another pair of runners to keep fit in?
That's what you get for social mediaing: freebies.
16:14
I'm not actually sure what I'm meant to do
since I am not an athlete
is my endorsement worth anything or should I just post a lot of "yay"?
@kalina It's a side effect of fame...
I WANT MY DAMN SE SWAG
@kalina Can't argue with free shoes. And if you have groupies, your endorsement is definitely worth something. If not, hey, free shoes.
hey speaking of groupies
obviously I attract more men than women but since the industry is predominantly male
16:17
Chicks are too busy curling their hair to dig music anyway.
hides
I wonder if the thots who chase after the male DJs realize they're chasing after the same nerds they spent their entire time in school dismissing
So WTH guys? I go away for one meeting, hardly an hour after being elevated, and we lose CoRo?
@RоryMcCune I agree with you
can somebody also explain to me how when it was nice and quiet over the holidays I had nobody asking me to remix stuff and now that I'm trying to work out the next album worth of tracks to release I've got a queue?
Because summer's coming?
I wish I could clone myself
16:20
aka festival season.
bla summer
it's summer all year around
Far less festivals during the winter.
Son.
you do the northern hemisphere for 6 months and then the southern hemisphere for 6 months
fine, I really need to get back to work
babai
it's much less fun when you have a headache
16:23
@kalina Wonder if you could remix purely using the waveform graphs... Hmm...
@AviD @RoryAlsop So, I'm a bit confused. What's the point of you guys being RO? Isn't it redundant of your mod privs?
(And if not, why not add @schroeder and @JeffFerland to the list?)
ovid couldn't add other people when he wasn't a RO I think.
Wow. @JeffFerland has apparently been idle so long his name won't even auto-complete.
@kalina They want you to keep using them.
@Simon ...but he could add himself?
16:26
You're a walking billboard for them.
@Iszi Yeah.
@Simon Yes he could. It's a mod action.
o
I thought there was just a button that said "Abuse".
@Simon Yeah, there is. It's a custom userscript @AviD has.
@Iszi Gotcha.
16:28
@MarkBuffalo yeah so I'm going to respond as an edm artist and be all smiles and yay rather than anything else
@Iszi there's no point in mods being room owners because they don't gain anything
@Iszi @Simon I don't know how he added himself. I only see the link for other users, who aren't already room owners. I don't see it for myself. So that will remain a mystery. At least until I figure it out.
@kalina do eet. Free stuff. And this opens the door to more free stuff in the future
@Xander That's odd.
@Xander casual, you go to the room info page and add yourself to the list
@kalina Ah! Ok. I didn't see that tab first time I looked. Makes sense now. Thanks.
As a chat mod, you'd think I'd know some of these things. Clearly I need to learn my job better.
16:39
man i need to clone my windows machine while its on to another harddrive any suggestions? normally in linux i would just DD
@Xander Strictly, nobody's a "chat mod". All mods are site mods. (Except SE staff, who are just global mods.) Mod privileges to all of SE chat just come along with that. At least, I don't think there's anyone who's just a chat mod.
@RoraΖ hai
@RoraΖ any chance you're awake?
@AviD You mean that mods track down the will of the people, grab it, and then behead it?
@ThomasPornin Oh, no. is another button that's added by @AviD's custom user script. It's right next to , for when that just isn't enough.
@Iszi RO is basically chat mod
16:48
@DavidFreitag you're a chat mod
@MarkBuffalo Your face is a chat mod
Coworker's daughter brought her kids in
Screaming : yes / no
@DavidFreitag good
> recently introduced a bill that would ban any hands-on use of electronic communication devices while walking on the state's public pathways. Get caught and you'd face the same penalties as jaywalking, which could include up to a $50 fine and 15 days in jail.
15 days in jail for using your phone
fucking unreal
16:54
Should be worse than jaywalking. It's literally attempted murder
...
@MarkBuffalo I hope you're kidding
We almost hit a texter at 80mph who was moving in an out of lanes like a moron. He also nearly hit a couple other cars
@MarkBuffalo but he was talking about walking
He was face down texting like a tard
@MarkBuffalo Driving and texting is one thing, but this is about WALKING
16:55
@DavidFreitag Not really. I can't edit/delete others' posts.
Oh wait... wtf
@MarkBuffalo Learn to read
@DavidFreitag that's gonna teach me to read the whole article
@DavidFreitag TLDR
2 mins ago, by David Freitag
> recently introduced a bill that would ban any hands-on use of electronic communication devices while walking on the state's public pathways. Get caught and you'd face the same penalties as jaywalking, which could include up to a $50 fine and 15 days in jail.
16:55
Or even the headline...
@DavidFreitag still TLDR
@silverpenguin I'll judo chop you in the manboob
@RоryMcCune I see what you mean about today, I just don't have the patience to deal with asininery.
@MarkBuffalo nuuu they are sensitive
Shut top fugly manatee.
16:57
@MarkBuffalo you know HDDs.... you can recover files because of magnetic (whats the word...left overs? i dunno)
what about SSDs?
Freaking magnets
@silverpenguin It's essentially the same.
How do they work?!
@DavidFreitag really? how ? this confuses me ...because obviously a SSD does not use magnets
@Simon shh shh precious
@silverpenguin SSD controllers use wear levelling and other features that makes securely erasing SSDs impossible

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