The DMZ

Simon

13:00

@SEJPM What the flying F.

SmokeDispenser

this NAA?

SEJPM

@SmokeDispenser VTC'ed

SmokeDispenser

@SEJPM, I already flagged. Yet, also, the answer is NAA

SEJPM

uniteddomains.com/domain/searchresult/…

simons.mom is 3k USD / yr :(

SmokeDispenser

weird from an 9k user. but still, more of a comment, IMHO

Simon

13:02

I could get simon.london and be all like "oi lads".

SmokeDispenser

Ah, answer has been converted to a comment :D

Simon

Or simon.de and be all like "ICH SPRECHE KEIN DEUTSCH"

SEJPM

@Simon simon.de is already taken

Simon

Aaaawww.

SEJPM

simon.de/de

Simon

13:03

Germans always ruin everything.

SEJPM

@Simon <3

SmokeDispenser

@Simon thank you very much, we do our very best;)

SEJPM

WTF, I can (pre-)register simons.mom for 57€ / yr

uniteddomains sucks

AviD

@SEJPM nah, you could register @Simon's mom any time you want, for free. Assuming "register" is a euphemism.

Simon

pls

SmokeDispenser

13:05

@AviD which it obviously is.

AviD

@SmokeDispenser as this is the DMZ.

aka Euphemism Central.

SmokeDispenser

exactly.

euphemisms should be in the room description.

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SEJPM

simon.xxx is already taken :O

AviD

@SEJPM that seems completely useless.

silverpenguin

simon.donut?

Simon

13:07

@SEJPM ;)

AviD

@SEJPM unless it is a whole site dedicated to dickpics.

Simon

@silverpenguin LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS

SEJPM

simon.xxx sfw

silverpenguin

@SEJPM I imagine this is just solo videos of a man whilst crying in a corner eating baked goods

Simon

@SEJPM Is it?

To the smartphone!

SEJPM

13:08

@Simon yes

Simon

booooo boring

SEJPM

simon.porn is available though (for 96€/yr)

AviD

@silverpenguin actually better than mine

Simon

@SEJPM It could be a website dedicated to a compilation of pictures of my left nut.

SmokeDispenser

@SEJPM adding "sfw" to links to prevent the room-implied nsfw is so DMZ.

SEJPM

13:10

same for simon.sex

simon.sexy (sfw) is already taken

Simon

Yeah it's a picture of me wearing only a thong.

SEJPM

simon.social (sfw) is also taken

Iszi

I guess when @SEJPM suddenly drops offline, we'll know he found a simon.something that's NSFW?

SEJPM

@Iszi :P

Simon

wot

Iszi

13:13

@SmokeDispenser No. euphemisms should be the room description.

silverpenguin

@AviD B) I try

SEJPM

simons.party is free for 36€/yr

silverpenguin

ok well the hell is the sign up option for bsides london

also i know this sounds weird but is there like a monthly / weekly magazine for info sec people?

hold on i just googled it : infosecurity-magazine.com ;P

SEJPM

simon.services is free (for 36€/yr)

SmokeDispenser

@Iszi The room owners seem to disagree;)

SEJPM

13:18

avidsmomlikestotouchmultiple.tips is yours for 18.6€/yr

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same for simonsmomlikestotouchmultiple.tips

ninja un-star?

you can have simondoesnot.work for less than 12€/yr!

Matthew

@silverpenguin Not available yet - they're still in CFP

SEJPM

Donuts (company)

Donuts or Donuts Inc. is a start-up company that was created to apply and run new generic top-level domains (gTLDs) as made possible by ICANN's gTLD expansion program; it was co-founded by Paul Stahura, Jonathon Nevett, Richard Tindal, and Daniel Schindler. In April 2011, the company was in stealth mode and raising capital; based on the company's filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Donuts raised US$1 million equity financing. Since then it has submitted 307 gTLD applications and secured an initial investment of $100 million in financing, and a subsequent round of an undisclosed...

@Simon ^ one of the largest gTLD registrars

silverpenguin

@Matthew CFP ? why does everyone use acronyms

Matthew

@silverpenguin Call For Papers

Simon

@SEJPM Yeah I heard about them, they're kewl.

Rоry McCune

13:24

@silverpenguin you should also keep an eye out for B-Sides Manchester and Steelcon tickets coming up soon. Best way is generally to follow them on twitter

SEJPM

Get simon.fail for less than 28€/yr today!

AviD

@RоryMcCune First BSides TLV in a couple months!

Xander

@AviD Nice!

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune I dont use social media :< adjusts tin foil hat

SEJPM

@Simon pls.dance is yours for less than 28€/yr!

AviD

13:25

I still need to submit to cfp...

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin you may miss out on things then...

@AviD ooh, they're getting everywhere these days

AviD

probably wont get in though, the chairwoman and I dont get along...

Simon

@SEJPM That's a good one.

silverpenguin

I might have to get on thw twitter train (he says a decade too late)

Xander

@AviD Yeah, I have three days left to decide if I'm going to submit a talk for ours.

Rоry McCune

13:26

I think I'm going to submit a talk for B-Sides ljubljana next year

AviD

though we have never met, and have literally never exchanged words.

Rоry McCune

@AviD submit the talk under a pseudonym

Xander

@AviD That's impressive.

AviD

@Xander do they pay for travel?

Rоry McCune

@AviD then when you show up, she won't know it's you

AviD

13:27

@RоryMcCune actually she doesnt know who I am

Xander

@AviD Ours does not. It's small.

AviD

heh

@Xander then I wont be submitting.

SEJPM

simon.adult is free (no suprise there)

Xander

@AviD Wait, what? She doesn't know who you are, but doesn't get along with you? How does that work, exactly?

AviD

I decided this year I'm going to submit to more CFPs, as long as they cover travel.

Simon

13:28

@SEJPM wat

AviD

@Xander philosophical differences.

Simon

Oh free as in available.

SEJPM

@Simon yes

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune did you just make that place up?

AviD

actually she might know of me, as I know of her - I keep getting freaked out when strangers know me.

Rоry McCune

13:29

@silverpenguin don't say that to @TildalWave he'll get annoyed with you

Xander

@RоryMcCune That would be fun!

Rоry McCune

@Xander yeah I saw the pictures from this years one and it looks like a cool place to go

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune naah @TildalWave loves me

Xander

@AviD Dude. The interwebs. It's modern life.

AviD

@Xander yeah

Rоry McCune

13:30

@silverpenguin until you pretend not to know the capital city of his home country

AviD

just last night, my sorta-cousin introduced me to friends of his, and they're all like "OMG, the AviD??"

true story.

Simon

Lies, all lies.

AviD

actually this was in context of OWASP, so...

Xander

@AviD Ha ha

SEJPM

@AviD I don't want to imagine what happens to @ThomasPornin...

Simon

13:31

@SEJPM I bet literally nothing because he seems to be a bit antisocial IRL.

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune man I dont know the capital of alot of places.. London, paris these are the only two i am certain of....

Simon

Though that may be wrong.

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin do they not teach geography in schools these days...

SEJPM

@silverpenguin capital of USA and Germany?

AviD

at the last AppSecEU I actually had a couple of times that this was mutual - I and a stranger both said "OMG youre XXX??"

silverpenguin

13:32

@RоryMcCune hated geography they kept using colouring to teach geography so i stopped caring lol, yes I know its petty but you can see as a child why i was so bitter

SEJPM

@RоryMcCune I was taught the capitals only for europe

AviD

its like @Xander said. its the ingerwebs.

silverpenguin

@SEJPM washington DC and ..... berlin

David Freitag

@AviD imgurwebs?

AviD

lol

Simon

13:33

@silverpenguin Berlin you mong gobbler.

Nice edit.

silverpenguin

@Simon is whati said

:P

AviD

Stupidest Contestant in The World | Quiz Fail | Stupid Loser

►

SmokeDispenser

what was it before the edit?

@silverpenguin, what was your guess?;)

SEJPM

@SmokeDispenser click on the dropdown on the left and click "history"

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser dont listen to @Simon he is a liar and a scoundrel

David Freitag

13:35

@SmokeDispenser The history is available...

SmokeDispenser

@SEJPM @DavidFreitag, thanks

wasn't aware of that

M'vy

@AviD Judging by the title she seems very clever

Simon

@AviD Wooooooooooooooow.

Ohnana

i paired my bluetooth headset to my linux laptop wut wut

AviD

@Simon cmon thats a classic. never seen it?

SEJPM

13:36

@AviD no

Simon

@AviD I think I did a long time ago but I did not remember it at all.

David Freitag

@M'vy I tried to come up with a penis joke, but it's too early in the morning

AviD

@DavidFreitag nicely done!

Simon

FRANCE

BUDAPEST

FRANCEEEE???

Rоry McCune

:28588594 that was a mean thing to say about someone :/ I can see why you deleted it

Henry White Hat Hacker

13:37

@AviD I was blocked again why do I keep getting blocked why tell my why 7 days block :'(

Simon

@HenryWhiteHatHacker Maybe you should take the damn hint and not come back?

Rоry McCune

@AviD did it ever occur to you that deletions allow people to create their own narratives :op

Iszi

@SmokeDispenser Their opinion does not change the truth.

Henry White Hat Hacker

@Simon Oh

David Freitag

@Ohnana Good, I can use my army of uberteeth to listen in on you.

SmokeDispenser

13:38

@Iszi didn't you want to kill the chat for work?;)

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana hax

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag bring a gallon of milk by woudya?

@MarkBuffalo I AM LISTENING TO PANDORA RIGHT NOW SON

Iszi

@SmokeDispenser I said I was considering it.

Ohnana

WITH ALSA

David Freitag

@Ohnana I'll leave it on the doorstep

silverpenguin

13:39

this isnt real.... i knew the answer to this.... im happy i knew the answer... wouldnt have remembered that though xD

Simon

@Ohnana CODE BLACK - PANDORA?

Ohnana

and the pair worked on the first try

Simon

WHOOOOOA

Iszi

I never said anything about consistently making good life choices.

David Freitag

@Simon DAS A GEWD TRACK

Simon

13:39

YH SON

SmokeDispenser

@Iszi I see.

Rory Alsop

@HenryWhiteHatHacker typical things people get blocked for include not being nice, not following chat room etiquette, and being offensive

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(Or for being @Simon, occasionally)

Henry White Hat Hacker

Got my my account merge

Simon

@RoryAlsop wat

AviD

@RоryMcCune lol

Ohnana

13:40

@Simon Rather Be (feat. Jess Glynne) (The Magician remix) by Clean Bandit

Simon

@Ohnana it sounds horrible.

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop how did he get off my ignore?

Iszi

@RoryAlsop He was blocked for 7 days? Geez, I really do miss all the fun.

David Freitag

@Ohnana Clean bandit? What kind of bandit is clean?

Ohnana

@Simon <insert message that attracts flags>

Mark Buffalo

13:40

I had to ignore him again

Simon

@MarkBuffalo He said he merged so I assume his ID changed?

Rory Alsop

@Iszi I assume so

AviD

@RoryAlsop what about for being a bot

David Freitag

@Ohnana U WOT M9?!

Rory Alsop

@AviD doesn't that fail on the chat room etiquette rule?

Simon

13:41

Aw why on earth did 5 of you star that?!?!?

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Merged with the heiloooooo.... dude, what if Henry is Tay, and we're being trolled by it?

Simon

This is a damn conspiracy.

SEJPM

@RoryAlsop "don't be a bot"?

silverpenguin

because I love ponies!

AviD

@RoryAlsop depends on how good the bot is

Simon

13:42

@silverpenguin I love donuts

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Oh no I did it again.

I've played with offensive words.

silverpenguin

@Simon spheres dont have a side

Ohnana

@silverpenguin :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rory Alsop

gonnae no dae that

SEJPM

am I supposed to flag such messages? (by the manatee and by simon?)

silverpenguin

well i do love ponies

AviD

13:42

@Simon the quote was "lengthwise"

Simon

And I do love donuts.

AviD

@RoryAlsop you went with donuts? really?

Rory Alsop

@SEJPM formally, probably, but then we get modinvasion. I'd far rather edit the first time, and I'll kick 'em the second time

Ohnana

y'all are in a flamey mood today

Simon

@AviD RORO'S NICER THAN YOU

AviD

13:43

@Simon do you mean, carnally?

Simon

DON'T BLAME HIM FOR THAT

Rory Alsop

@AviD I'm on an important conference all - I didn't have spare brain

silverpenguin

@SEJPM depends, if its offensive or in good jest! :P simon can many things on the chin, jokes being one!

Simon

@RoryAlsop Hahahahaha.

Ohnana

@AviD i mean, they are the perfect shape

AviD

13:44

@Ohnana dunno, the size would be wrong for him.

Maybe bagels?

SEJPM

@RoryAlsop so just wait until a (local) mod fixes it and if there's no mods here, flag it?

Simon

@RoryAlsop I can picture you talking, then glance over the chat, see that and be like "[big_moneytalk]... Hang on, gotta fix something".

AviD

@SEJPM yes. but only if you are sure.

and I mean daaaamn sure.

Mark Buffalo

@AviD Women keep using this word, along with the word "small." What am I doing wrong?

Rory Alsop

@SEJPM yeah. Local mod or t'other @Rоry as he is a room owner

@Simon it's almost exactly like that :-)

silverpenguin

13:45

@RoryAlsop is swearing really considered offensive ?

SEJPM

@AviD about the offensive part or about "no mods here"?

Simon

@SEJPM Were you offended by our little escarmouche?

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop I actually can't edit :(

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin yeah - kind of by definition..

AviD

@RoryAlsop really even foreign mods that are regulars here...

silverpenguin

13:45

@RoryAlsop humans are weird

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop my only power is the kick-mute

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune oh - I assumed room owner had all powers

Iszi

@SEJPM I'mma go with "both".

AviD

@Simon is that like a moustache, or like that french snail thing?

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop unfortunately not... thinking about it now that packy is very rarely in room perhaps we need another room owner

Simon

13:46

@AviD Yes.

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop I'm sure @kalina would help out ;o)

AviD

@RоryMcCune I veto @Simon.

Simon

wat

SEJPM

@AviD I agree on that veto (although I have no vote probably)

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune I'm sure you'll do fine

silverpenguin

13:47

I just dont understand how words can be offensive >_< I have always wondered this... maybe one day i will understand

Iszi

@RоryMcCune Remind me why he seems to have disappeared? I know I've asked before, but I'm having goldfish brain these days.

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo yeah but I'm not always around

@Iszi AFAIK new job == very busy

AviD

@silverpenguin thats your privilege talking.

Simon

wtf Markus

Mark Buffalo

I have the same issue I think.

AviD

13:48

@MarkBuffalo tbf @Simon doesnt have autism, but he has the same problem.

Mark Buffalo

And a friend as well

Iszi

@AviD Tourette's?

AviD

lol

Mark Buffalo

I didn't mean it offensively

Sorry...

silverpenguin

:28588967 just because i dont understand D: its just words :/ I guessing can understand if directly attacking someone but then surely thats because of singling out rather than words used..

Simon

13:49

@Iszi I thought I was special enough to be a syndrome myself.

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silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo I didnt find it offensive

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Some words hurt people's feelings. You have to become emotionally aware of others

AviD

@Simon its time to change your avatar:

Mark Buffalo

For example, @Simon hurts my feelings on a daily basis and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo a few years ago I asked a few people about the N word ( which i said fully)... I thought he was going to punch me

Simon

13:50

@AviD o lawd it's the nurd that becomes the bad boi

AviD

@silverpenguin and rightfully so.

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin yuuup. Watch out for bad words...

Iszi

@AviD Wow. On first glance, I thought Syndrome was giving me the finger. Someone should totally Photoshop that in.

SEJPM

how are room tags changed? Is a meta post appropriate (because @SmokeDispenser's star won't be visible forever)

AviD

@Iszi haha

Simon

13:51

@SEJPM Not to request a room topic, I don't think so.

Iszi

@SEJPM Mods/Room Owners. It's one of their At-Will powers.

Simon

If you had a real issue with the chat, that'd be a good meta post.

Though I suggest that you'd discuss it with the mods here beforehand too.

David Freitag

@SEJPM Well we used to have double-entendre but I think @RоryMcCune thought it was no longer necessary

silverpenguin

@AviD @MarkBuffalo but why !!! that makes no sense, he didnt punch me he realised I wasnt being an ass and was genuinely curious about how he felt about the word so answered me >_> and thats how it should be

Simon

@DavidFreitag I liked that one.

Rory Alsop

13:52

@silverpenguin because humans

David Freitag

@Simon It's like the ~~non-moist~~ clean version of euphemism

SEJPM

@Simon like "how to handle / deal with Simon in the DMZ?"

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag meh I'm not even really that organized, I end up changing them when it gets too busy looking...

AviD

@silverpenguin "he realised I wasnt being an ass " < how could he tell?

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Sounds like trolling, or social retardation... or both

Simon

13:52

@SEJPM I'm afraid that no one will be able to answer that.

@DavidFreitag o pls moist

Rоry McCune

room topic changed to The DMZ: A special place where bears are ursine overlords, ponies are pyros, buffalos are the NSA and mods are self-censoring... non-Sec.SE mods please consult the local team before considering bans :) PS we don't do hardware/software support [crypto] [donuts] [euphemisms] [infosec] [nono-support] [security] [webappsec]

Simon

NOOOOOO

Rоry McCune

better?

Simon

I HATE THE EUPHEMISM THING

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIOT RIOT RIOT

SEJPM

@RоryMcCune thank you

David Freitag

13:53

@RоryMcCune Well it's on two lines now

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag see getting messy looking

Simon

!set riot true

BEEP BOOP

Rоry McCune

now I need to drop something else...

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Like @Simon's mom at a buffet, right?

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune You could lose nono-support

Simon

13:53

IT'S A RIOT

AviD

@Simon is that a euphemism? I THINK SO!

Rоry McCune

room topic changed to The DMZ: A special place where bears are ursine overlords, ponies are pyros, buffalos are the NSA and mods are self-censoring... non-Sec.SE mods please consult the local team before considering bans :) PS we don't do hardware/software support [crypto] [donuts] [euphemisms] [nono-support] [security] [webappsec]

SEJPM

@Simon "variable not found"

Rоry McCune

there we go, I lost that useless infosec tag

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silverpenguin

@AviD because surely anyone asking how does this word make you feel, when socialising and on topic... would show that someone is genuinely curious?

David Freitag

13:54

@RоryMcCune Much better

silverpenguin

Time for manatee to shut up and accept he is socially retarded

Rоry McCune

in retrospect I should've set "phrasing" as a tag instead of "euphemisms" but then perhaps some people wouldn't get it

SEJPM

@silverpenguin is that meant to be offensive?

AviD

The C-Word, But For Men

►

sorry @RоryMcCune

SEJPM

@RоryMcCune yes

silverpenguin

13:55

@SEJPM I cannot tell if you are serious?

Simon

@SEJPM is in full on troll mode right now.

Never go full on troll.

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SEJPM

@silverpenguin well it's offensive to yourself, I'm not sure if this already counts as "offensive"

silverpenguin

@SEJPM nah, offence needs the receiver of the offence to be offended for it to be offensive

AviD

@silverpenguin thats not how it works

silverpenguin

@AviD how can it be offensive if no one is offended?

AviD

13:58

....

Simon

How can it be if it is not?

Who's the one who did the thing with the Christmas donut?

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune request - looks like we need to add philosophy to the room description... ;-/

silverpenguin

@Simon huh? D:

Simon

WHY DID THE DAMN CHICKEN

CROSS THE ROAD

silverpenguin

@Simon to avoid this chat room ? :P

Iszi

13:59

@RoryAlsop Nah, I'm voting "nay" on this. Feels like we've been through this discussion before, perhaps even with the same person. Starting to feel a bit trolled, really.

AviD

was it having a race?

Simon

@Iszi Vouch.

Mark Buffalo

I'm starving so bad

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