The DMZ

David Freitag

19:00

@Ohnana That doesn't sound very SFW.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag mental masturbation

David Freitag

@Ohnana ( ͜ಠ ᴥ ͜ಠ )

TildalWave

how do I flag this BS?

Ohnana

eh?

David Freitag

@Ohnana He wants to flag the little popup

Rоry McCune

19:02

@TildalWave well you could flag your own posting of the screenshot I guess

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune watch it be validated

Simon

@RоryMcCune Cannot flag your own post; I've tried.

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune You can flag your own post?

@Simon Of course you tried.

Simon

:D

Rоry McCune

@Simon why am I not surprised to hear that

Simon

19:02

:D:D:D

TildalWave

last time I flagged something for exactly the mentioned reason all shit broke loose and it was me ending up with suspension

BTW for correctly pointing out who the troll was

kalina

@TildalWave been there, done that

David Freitag

@TildalWave That's because of modswarm

TildalWave

I don't care why, don't advertise bullshit then

stupid stack exchange

kalina

I got a 2 day ban once for trolling a troll to distract him from trolling

@TildalWave we should like, start a room or something

Simon

19:04

rekt

David Freitag

@TildalWave That's because you have a tendency to get a little too "excited" at times.

kalina

share our bitter hate for the system while using the system

David Freitag

@TildalWave It's not SE's fault you got suspended. Either it was warranted, or the mod that did it misused their powers

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag yeah I'll keep in mind that I should be at least mildly sedated and generally not giving a fuck before coming here next time :P

David Freitag

@kalina Don't feed the trolls.

TildalWave

19:05

I still call it a load of BS

David Freitag

@TildalWave :]

kalina

mods are responsible for their actions, SE are responsible for mods, if mods fuck up and SE don't do anything about it, that indifference from SE is basically the same as acceptance as far as the victim is concerned

Rоry McCune

RAMONES - I Wanna Be Sedated

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Simon

kalinuh, anti-mod activist

David Freitag

@TildalWave Don't get me wrong, the mechanic of flegging definitely needs work

TildalWave

19:05

you don't solve problems by deferring them ... then again, we're on the network that serves exactly that purpose so... yeah

kalina

anyway I didn't want to spend my evening doing this(!)

not hanging out with you guys, chatting about SE

so have fun

David Freitag

I wish SE would open source the chat so people like us can make improvements

Simon

@RоryMcCune BLITZKRIEG BOP

Rоry McCune

@kalina o/

Ohnana

@kalina and is SE supposed to be all-knowing and all seeing

Rоry McCune

19:08

@Simon not a massive fan of that TBH but the buzzcocks.. that's some quality

Buzzcocks-Boredom

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kalina

@Ohnana well they're a web company, so... ever heard of logs yo

Ohnana

logs would be helpful if someone speaks up

they have other things to do than watch the mods like a hawk

kalina

I did speak up.

Ohnana

ah, that changes the scenario

David Freitag

@kalina Ooh drama?

kalina

19:10

@DavidFreitag no just the ancient gaming mods repeatedly kicking me from chat for funz and SE not giving a fuck

and then banning me for complaining about it

David Freitag

@kalina Brutal.

TildalWave

@RоryMcCune this agrees with me a lot better than ram-ones

Ohnana

@kalina damn

kalina

the problem with having so many samples is you can never find the one you want when you want it

TildalWave

Faith No More - We Care A Lot

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kalina

19:12

I'm sure I'll need some bongos at some point downloads 100GB of bongos

David Freitag

@kalina Who have you talked to at SE

kalina

@DavidFreitag a whole variety of people

I don't care anymore, there is a reason I stopped contributing

David Freitag

@kalina And what did they say "sorry cba" ?

Ohnana

goddamnit wired i already turned off my ad blocker

kalina

@DavidFreitag basically

David Freitag

19:13

@Ohnana Well there's your problem

kalina

interesting

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag well, wired ads aren't literally cancer

so i want to support the site

kalina

when I get prompted to turn off my adblocker I use another site

David Freitag

@Ohnana All ads are literally cancer

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i don't mind static squares

David Freitag

19:14

And herpes and syphilis all rolled into one.

kalina

I use my adblocker for more than just ads

David Freitag

@Ohnana Yeah says the malware that's being pushed to your machine

TildalWave

@kalina wired is garbage anyway

David Freitag

^

Ohnana

:(

David Freitag

19:15

@kalina Well sorry nobody in SE gives a shit. At least you know nobody here will do that to you

kalina

why not, still on SE

TildalWave

we care a lot :)

apparently, some care too much

David Freitag

Also, if you haven't I would ping Shog. He usually has a very low tolerance for people acting like children.

TildalWave

as if that's even a thing

dozy knobs

David Freitag

@kalina Here as in the DMZ

kalina

19:17

@DavidFreitag he is part of the problem as far as I care

David Freitag

@kalina :[

TildalWave

@kalina indeed

kalina

I'm not particularly desperate to be re-motivated into donating my time for free to increase the value of some random company anyway

TildalWave

you ping Shog if you enjoy a finger up your jelly donut

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Simon

wot

Rory Alsop

19:18

Evening

Simon

o no it's roro

David Freitag

@TildalWave ( ͜ಠ ᴥ ͜ಠ )

Rory Alsop

NSFW, but it mentions security, so: oglaf.com/chamber

Ohnana

@TildalWave what's his username? is it an on-demand service?

kalina

dubstep is nsfw

David Freitag

19:18

@RoryAlsop Aw man you would post an Oglaf link while I'm at work

@Ohnana Hahahaha

Ohnana

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag c'mon if you want to know of a couple of CMs et al. on SE that actually care to do anything, I could list you a couple

Shog is definitely not on that list

David Freitag

@TildalWave It's not me that needs them, it's @kalina, but I think she's far beyond wanting them at this point.

kalina

I like Tim Post

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag it has one swear word, and no rude pictures!

David Freitag

19:20

@RoryAlsop oooooh

kalina

@DavidFreitag woah don't come to some conclusion like I need anything

2 mins ago, by kalina

I'm not particularly desperate to be re-motivated into donating my time for free to increase the value of some random company anyway

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Yeah that one was pretty good. I miss Oglaf full of nudity though :[

It's been a few weeks since we've had a good one

Simon

NUDITYYYYYYY

kalina

@Simon cartoon nudity, what a nerd

Simon

Nobody said it was cartoony.

David Freitag

19:21

@kalina Less about contributing to the site and more about being to chat in peace

kalina

44 secs ago, by David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Yeah that one was pretty good. I miss Oglaf full of nudity though :[

Simon

Am I supposed to know what Oglaf is?

Looks like you're the nurd one for knowing

David Freitag

@Simon Yes.

Simon

fkin_rekt

kalina

@DavidFreitag even if this was a magically isolated room from the rest of the network, @AviD is still here so peace is not attainable

Ohnana

19:21

instagram.com/p/BCs53U0ux5q

kalina

@Simon I clicked the link you Canadian

Simon

Well I didn't you Unknown.

Rory Alsop

The Buzzcocks - Why Can't I Touch It

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TildalWave

@kalina e.g. Robert Cartaino, he actually puts thought into it and then sticks with it

kalina

anyway this conversation is boring

TildalWave

19:22

I can admire that even if he'd be wrong on occasion

David Freitag

@kalina Yeah well at least @AviD won't kick you repeatedly for lulz, then ban you when you complain. Most of his "annoyances" can be avoided by putting him on ignore.

kalina

I will leave you in @Adi's capable... gloves

@DavidFreitag ROOM TIMEOUT

David Freitag

@Ohnana sfw?

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag yes it's adorable

it has sound

David Freitag

@kalina Well ok sure...

Still he doesn't do that very often.

Adi

19:23

@RоryMcCune Yeah, I decided I'm not gonna go. Although work would pay for everything, I'm not really looking forward to the hassle of a visa to Canada.

kalina

@DavidFreitag no the room is in timeout for 2 minutes, be quiet

David Freitag

@Ohnana d'awwwww (◕ᴥ◕)

Simon

@Ohnana aaaawww and then it hides behind the other goat

cutie pie

Ohnana

that's deadmau5

kalina

@Simon pewdiepie?

Simon

19:24

NO

Ohnana

he's taking a sweater off a goat

and makes sad goat noises

David Freitag

@kalina sellout

kalina

@Simon are you certain?

David Freitag

@kalina Just because I'm right.

Simon

YES

kalina

19:24

I bet @Simon is pewdiepie's biggest fan

Simon

.

kalina

oh, no come back

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana that is one of the weirdest sentences...

kalina

I must be right O_O

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop watch the instagram, that's what happens

Simon

19:25

The only people I follow on YouTube is RoosterTeeth.

Rory Alsop

pewdiepie has the most annoying voice - that's probably the one thing I have banned the kids from viewing

David Freitag

@Simon I recently got into RvB

kalina

"the only people" <- indicates plural | this is not a plural -> "is RoosterTeeth"

Simon

@DavidFreitag I haven't watched it lulz

Rory Alsop

Assassinate Fifteen Buffalo

Simon

19:25

@kalina IT'S AN ENTITY

David Freitag

@Simon Wait.. ... what

Simon

SO I WILL USE "IS"

Rory Alsop

^ Not you, @MarkBuffalo

Simon

LEAVE ME ALONE

TildalWave

The Buzzcocks - Breakdown

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Stu W

19:26

only one I follow is Webdriver Torso

kalina

@Simon pls don't crack

Simon

@DavidFreitag They make a ton of other content.

kalina

I will get pewdiepie to make a video for you

David Freitag

@Simon like what?

Simon

@DavidFreitag Check out the Achievement Hunter guys on YT.

They're from RT.

David Freitag

19:27

@Simon meh

Simon

WOT

Gavin Free is my butt m8

2

I mean man crush.

David Freitag

@Simon ԅ( ಠ ‸ ಠ )╮

Stu W

youtube.com/channel/UCsLiV4WJfkTEHH0b9PmRklw

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop what's a pewdiepie? :O

Simon

I have another man crush, his name is Lothar and he plays Hearthstone.

David Freitag

19:30

Heh, guy with the last name "Muff" just emailed me

Simon

I swear I must have been into weens in another life.

2

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave it's a person

SEJPM

Question at the local mod team: Why do we (at Crypto.SE) get so many highly upvoted (+ answered) questions lately (from you)?

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop A person who makes like six figures

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag for being incredibly annoying

I despair

kalina

19:31

you despair all you want

@DavidFreitag pls, seven

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop oh :|

Simon

His girlfriend has the weirdest voice ever.

kalina

he's made like $50 mil being annoying

Simon

She sounds like a little child.

David Freitag

@kalina I wanted to say seven figures

Rоry McCune

19:32

@Adi :(

David Freitag

But my brain told me naaaah that's outrageous

kalina

if I didn't care about my dignity and had the opportunity to make $50 mil being annoying and playing games then I know what I would do

TildalWave

@kalina not the first one to do that, say there's the Kardashians

kalina

@TildalWave no the kardashians achieved it via a sex tape

sucking dick is much lower down than being annoying

er... literally

Simon

lulz

TildalWave

19:34

yeah I wouldn't actually know, I only heard of them by sheer accident

kalina

karcrashians

Ohnana

@kalina only one kardashian

their dad was a famous lawyer, and they used that to get the initial foothold

the sex tape was just to keep the gravy train going

kalina

@Ohnana yeah let's not be part of the problem by acknowledging they exist

David Freitag

@Ohnana Gravy train ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Simon

choo choo

kalina

19:38

huh, one of my surfaces just crashed trying to turn on the camera

David Freitag

@kalina Yeah you closed the blinds, I had to try something else

kalina

oh I was going to say it probably saw my mess of a hair and denied me access

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag eeew

@DavidFreitag u nasty

David Freitag

@Ohnana Why is that nasty?

kalina

@Ohnana @DavidFreitag has never shown a tenancy towards those kinds of things, which I guess must be really good opsec

Ohnana

19:40

@DavidFreitag y u creepy

@RoryAlsop man i was reviewing that answer

David Freitag

@Ohnana It's an ongoing joke

kalina

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag DO DA CREEP

Simon

I'm the only ongoing joke here, alright son?

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David Freitag

@Ohnana :D

Stu W

19:41

@kalina RT Surface or an x86 one?

kalina

@StuW pls who would buy a RT surface

David Freitag

@Simon Obvious starbait

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana ... sorry. I was on that page as his other answer got flegged, so I saw it pop up and just gubbed it

Simon

@DavidFreitag ^_^

Stu W

@kalina I have one - well the nokia one

Ohnana

19:41

@RoryAlsop isee

I DON'T FORGIVE YOU

Simon

Oh, can we add nono-fleg to the room topics?

David Freitag

@kalina I would make for a terrible peeping tom. I have very little awareness of my surroundings, and I couldn't be bothered to stand out in the cold to see what I can see from the warmth of my couch.

Rory Alsop

@Simon I like it. You'd best ask the room owner :-)

Simon

@RоryMcCune mr roro pls nono-fleg

Rory Alsop

@Simon hahahahaha

Ohnana

19:43

@DavidFreitag forreal if i want to watch someone there are internet sites for that. also it's not illegal

Rоry McCune

@Simon bit of an ambiguous roro'ing there

which roro are you looking for

Simon

o lawd

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

Stu W

@kalina bought it quite early on and is a nice machine but shame about the software :(
Have jailbroken it and will try and get kali on there when I have the chance

kalina

don't ask him questions, he is bad at making choices

David Freitag

@Ohnana Exactly. You can also pay people to get naked for you.

Simon

19:44

I haven't made any choice that I truly regret in my life so far I'd say.

kalina

@StuW Microsoft tablets: nice devices, shame about the software

Simon

Every experience has been a learning one, good or bad.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag give people money, they do nice things. you don't go to jail. fuckin magic

Simon

dovid magic gif pls

David Freitag

@Ohnana Also you aren't a complete creep

Ohnana

19:45

@DavidFreitag i try

creeps get ostracized from the community

...and even some non-creeps

Rоry McCune

Radiohead - Creep

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David Freitag

Simon

wot

TildalWave

@kalina they don't run Microsoft Linux? :O

Stu W

@DavidFreitag You are now subscribed to trainfacts

David Freitag

19:47

@StuW Unfortunately there are only a few in this imgur post

kalina

@TildalWave pls I can barely use Linux with a keyboard and mouse, what chance do I stand with a touchscreen?

David Freitag

@TildalWave I'm genuinely surprised M$ hasn't tried to buy the rights to Linux

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag heh, they used to own the rights to unix

kalina

I would like to buy one Linux please

Rоry McCune

softpanorama.org/People/Torvalds/Finland_period/…

kalina

19:48

OH MY GOSH SLACKWARE? NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo..........

Rоry McCune

^^Microsoft Xenix 1980

"Microsoft was the major Unix company at this time. In late 80th there were more computers running Microsoft XENIX than all other versions of Unix combined..."

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune I had a client running that well into the '90s

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune No I mean like buy all exclusive rights, then kill it so everyone is forced to use windows

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag that's the point I'm making they used to own the intellectual property rights that they later sold to SCO , who... sued linux

David Freitag

Sounds like something M$ would do

Rоry McCune

19:50

if they'd kept them they could likely have crushed it before it got going

@DavidFreitag TBF MS of these days doesn't seem to be like that

but in the olden days they were rapacious as heck

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune True story

Simon

I wasn't even born in 1980.

Rory Alsop

@Simon we know

David Freitag

@Simon Dude me either

woo ubuntu 10.04

last good ubuntu release

Simon

.. 10.4?

I saw something on reddit last week: the oldest person alive was alive at a point where no one else who's alive was

It's like WHOA SON

Stu W

19:54

Simon

@StuW How is that scumbagry?

David Freitag

@StuW Yeah that one is crap

Stu W

@Simon there was no fedora option

schneierfacts.com/facts/910

David Freitag

@Simon Fine I'll try 15.10. But I can't promise I'll like it.

Simon

pls the 15 release has a tiny ass support length

Mark Buffalo

19:58

624 new messages. dafuq

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag you should wait for 16.04 if you like the stableness

@Simon you're a tiny ass support length

6

Simon

:OOOO

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop >|:=8(

all of my tests completed successfully

time for 1 more

Rory Alsop

@MarkBuffalo it makes sense if you read oglaf.com/chamber

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