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17:00
@MarkBuffalo @Simon's mom is default ugliness.
@Iszi i went into a BN recently. half the store was not books
@AviD You can try: execute sp_MSforeachdb ALTER DATABASE ? 120
@Ohnana ya but what's the website?
@MarkBuffalo its just the one
well, 2
120 or higher is suggested
17:00
@Ohnana See, that's exactly it - Books & Not-books.
@Simon the brand site for the bookstore
@MarkBuffalo pls, I know how
@Ohnana The one oszi linked is the right one?
pls it's a 2 characters website, it looks shady as F.
@Simon yes. it redirects to barnesandnoble.com
OK PHEW I CLICKED ON IT AND I'M ALL FINE
17:04
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Q: What is wrong with my question?

AventinusSometimes I don't understand how voting works. I asked this question and got downvoted. I don't mind being downvoted, on the contrary, if my question does not meet the SE standards I think it deserves being downvoted to oblivion. Thing is, every time I ask a question on SE I always do two thing...

The DROWN attack is a cross-protocol security bug that attacks servers supporting modern TLS protocol suites by using their support for the obsolete, insecure, SSL v2 protocol to leverage an attack on connections using up-to-date protocols that would otherwise be secure. DROWN can affect all types of servers that offer services encrypted with TLS yet still support SSLv2, provided they share the same public key credentials between the two protocols. Full details of DROWN were announced in March 2016, together with a patch for the exploit; the vulnerability was assigned the CVE ID CVE-2016-0800....
@ThomasPornin > This article needs attention from an expert in Cryptography.
Crypto is such an extreme niche
There's very few people who can talk about it...
You're an extreme niche.
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@Simon So's your mom.
lps
17:09
wow everyones likes ripping into @Simon 's mother
@silverpenguin well, there's a lot of material there
@silverpenguin Actually, I'm sure you'll probably find that I handle the majority of it. But even @ThomasPornin has pulled one or two.
@silverpenguin DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM.
@Ohnana Is that a euphe... OF COURSE IT IS!
@Iszi I was thinking the same about the message above the one you replied to >_>
17:10
@Arperum LOL
All of you need to upvote these 2 memes:
my office falls to random silence when i sing 5 6 7 8 by steps
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A: The Memes of Information Security

M'vyMeme: pls Originator: @Simon Cultural Height: ongoing (from: Nov 14 '13 8:25 PM / to: present) Note: The real start date is a bit vague, but the first mention of 'pls' alone by @Simon has been registered on November the 14 in 2013. Background: 'pls' has been used extensively (in the DMZ chat ...

they clearly have no class
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A: The Memes of Information Security

SEJPMMeme: Euphemisms Originator: unknown Cultural height: ongoing (from: Oct 9 '12 8:21 PM) Background: The topic in the DMZ is very oft shifting away from information security to more casually interesting topics. As a consequence of this it is often not clear how to interpret specific messages, r...

17:13
@SEJPM You forgot the rule: This is the DMZ - it's always a euphemism.
It's like the Rule 34 of the DMZ or something. "If it is said, there's another meaning for it."
But let's not make that our Rule 34. Because that implies we have to have 33 other rules. And that just sounds like work.
@Iszi are there any DMZ commandments carved into windows tablets?
@silverpenguin Please. I'm pretty sure I'm the only MS-holic around here. Anyone else in here looking to perform such consecration would surely insist upon Linux.
Oh, wait... there's @AviD too. I think he's still on WinPhone.
@Iszi well i was suggesting windows tablets because thats the only use i can find for one
@Iszi trololol
The youngest roro (who does not turn out to be young but that's another story) uses Windows Phone too.
@silverpenguin dohoho
17:21
@Ohnana dohoho? D:
>:D
ugh I am in so much pain
time to go for a walk
@DavidFreitag "Touch and go" sounds like a euphemism for "fondle and run".
@Iszi Nah I was far too sick to do any fondling.
lol...
In a hangouts with a few friends: "Hide yo coligreens!"
@MarkBuffalo Apparently it's national cereal day.
He's eating rice
17:35
Haha, I just noticed how racist that is.
Huh? How? Dammit.
I give up
Well you posted it.
You know you have reached a new sadness when ur using se chat on ur phone
@AviD is having SQL issues?
oh boo hoo
@silverpenguin did you enable the mobile beta?
17:49
@silverpenguin You know you have reached a new low when you can't spell out words
@DavidFreitag im on my phone! Im entitled to shorten to txt speek
and he's not here
@silverpenguin No, you're not entitled anything.
@silverpenguin no, it's harder to txt spk than to swipe
@Ohnana no apprently in just on the new mobile thingy
17:51
@kalina Does iOS/WinPhone have swype? Does it work well?
oh I'm a pony on the left but an angel on the right
If i am on mobile chat its clear my other hand is busy
@Ohnana Mobile beta?
@DavidFreitag anybody using iOS... lol, windows did iirc
My ribs are killing me
17:52
did you get hurt?
Got sick, spent the entire weekend hacking up a lung
it's always hacking with you people
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Q: Test the new mobile chat!

balpha Update: As of February 23, 2016, the new mobile version is the default. If you've tested the new version before this date, nothing will change for you (even if you've disabled the new version since, in which case it will continue to be disabled). Remember 2010, when smartphones looked like t...

@Ohnana danke
nein
17:54
@kalina Jawol!
Ich muschta eine tee mit milche bitter!
@DavidFreitag ; (
@MarkBuffalo did you help him or "help" him?
@MarkBuffalo It's ok the people who got me sick were out for like two weeks, I was sick for 3 days
@silverpenguin Dude, I didn't even "txt speek" when I was still on a flip-phone with T9 for text entry.
17:56
nerd
@DavidFreitag great immune system ftw
I got a better immune system after getting married
Don't ask
@Iszi man i cant spell now imagine what it was like 14 years ago
@DavidFreitag WinPhone has a Swype-like feature. Worked well on my 920 under 8.1. Still working out the kinks on my 950 with 10.
@MarkBuffalo well now we have to
@Iszi This girl I know still has a feature phone, she'll pull her phone out and clickety clackety clackety click
17:56
@silverpenguin Dude, that wasn't even 5 years ago for me.
@kalina hey you're back on the pony avatar, and just after I got round to updating the description!
@Iszi What's wrong with a phone that has a kink or two? So what if it like the whip.
@DavidFreitag feature phones are too paranoid for me
@silverpenguin pls "modern" smartphones aren't that old
@DavidFreitag Cheap POS phone if it's that noisy. Or she needs to just turn off the damn sound.
17:57
room topic changed to The DMZ: A special place where bears are ursine overlords, ponies are pyros, buffalos are the NSA and mods are self-censoring... non-Sec.SE mods please consult the local team before considering bans :) PS we don't do hardware/software support [crypto] [donuts] [infosec] [nono-support] [security] [webappsec]
@RоryMcCune you updated the description?
damn
@kalina i meant my nokia 3210
@Iszi No she types with such gusto that they make noise
but it's an angel
@kalina yeah it said "faeries are pyros", back to ponies now
17:58
nope
@kalina ah well my mistake was short-lived then :)
well yes, but nope
@DavidFreitag Gusto or no, I stand by my previous statement.
strangely, when you just updated the room title, the title for me changed to the last one
before you updated it it was still showing the original title
@Iszi Yeah well I think anyone with a feature phone doesn't really worry about how inexpensive it is
17:58
so now it says faeries for me
@kalina weird, caching issue I guess
I want to go back to a dumb phone and wear a tin foil hat :( to feel safe ya know
pff caching
@silverpenguin yes because that makes a difference
still has to connect to something
-.-
@kalina dumb phone = tin can + string
17:59
@DavidFreitag Actually, I still put a fair amount of care into my selection when I had one. Always got the kind that could keep up with a Slinky in a stairwell and live to tell the tale.
@kalina clearl6 you missed the important of the tonfoil hat
@silverpenguin nuh uh, tin foil is ineffective against alien mind rays anyway
@Iszi I don't want to know what you do in stairwells with slinkies.
@DavidFreitag Hm. Could you just tie the string to your hat for hands-free?
@Iszi Duct tape
Or better yet, aluminum foil tape
18:01
This feels awkward. Everyone is sitting on thsee high-off-the-ground chairs, and their legs are hanging from them. But I'm just sitting here touching the ground, and getting funny looks...
@MarkBuffalo That's because you're a goddamn giant
@DavidFreitag Dude I'm not all that tall
@MarkBuffalo Dude you're a good 6" longer than I am
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orly
18:03
Trying not to die of laughter in public
@MarkBuffalo ;]
@DavidFreitag Dude you had that star coming lol
@MarkBuffalo Yeah I love making stars moan.
is that a euphemism?
18:05
There wasn't really anything that was a double entendre about what I said.
@Ohnana ........rofl
@Ohnana A vulnerability lab in PHP? IMPOSSIBRUUUUU
@Simon Apple iOS
@Simon what you sayin bout php boy
Is there any special action to take when you find a user multi-accounting and making edits to their own posts using another account?
18:06
You can open a link to an app in the app store
@NeilSmithline merge accounts
And bypass the pass code screen
Jesus Christ, do they even English?
Yeah @TildalWave - they are posted by the same user who cross-edited one post from another account
18:07
@MarkBuffalo no but seriously you're a freaking giant
"The vulnerability typ allows an local attacker" o wot
"the events calender"
@Ohnana - what's the process for merging accounts?
calenDUUUUUUUR
@NeilSmithline ask a mod
and since when can't I vote as a dupe if the target doesn't have a positive rated or acceptable answer, even when it's clear that the two users are the same and asking nearly identical question?
18:08
Passcode protected iOS device? Just ask Siri for a link to a nonexistent app. Siri allows you to open a restricted Web page. You can then go back to the home screen. That's hilarious.
@Simon pls they're too busy hacking to type good
@TildalWave cc:\ @Avid @RoryAlsop
@DavidFreitag I feel short lol
Yeah - I ran into that too @TildalWave - i wondered if it was new
@Ohnana cheers, yup I forgot that
18:08
@MarkBuffalo So stop looking at yourself naked in the mirror
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@DavidFreitag supa world hacka
a user posts a question twice and suddenly chat is alive with people
@NeilSmithline looks like yet another pointless and poorly executed addition when there's so many other pressing issues nobody even touches
I intentionally avoided calling it "a feature" ;)
Yeah - I suspect that the double accounting is due to being a noob and not trying to pad their rep but cross-editing their own posts, just wanted to give a shout out to the mods so they can do whatever they do with it
that happens too frequently too, and it's because you don't have to register to ask a question
then OP registers, and voila, the system doesn't realize it's the same person
18:11
but they edited one of their own questions with the other account - that means they had access to both accounts at the same time. maybe they're using two-different devices? dunno
Maybe they have super powers.
yeah that's what usually causes it
hadn't thought of that @Simon
it's a bad follow-up on the system's part, there should at the minimum be some sort of a reminder to unregistered people, preferably with a token they can use to auto-merge accounts
or something else, dunno I didn't even put any thought into it, surely there's ways to avoid it
like asking for an email address, sending there that token with invitation to register
Damn this is a good restaurant
18:21
You're a good restaurant.
BECAUSE I'M FEASTING ON YOUR SOUL
</tommyleeky>
@NeilSmithline Any idea what that one is asking tho? All I found and I'm not sure it's related is Symantec Endpoint Protection support.symantec.com/en_US/article.HOWTO98414.html
@Simon Thank you for saying I'm a good place to eat. Freudian slip?
@MarkBuffalo Was your "Freudian slit" a Freudian slip?
@MarkBuffalo talk about a freudian slip... lol
get rekt Markus
18:23
Sadly
Also, giggity.
Did Peyton Manning die?
He retired you donut lord.
Peyton retired?
...who is peyton?
Ya that's what I heard.
18:24
There's a bunch of sports reels of him, with pictures or him smiling, "Thank you, Peyton,
Yeah exactly.
I don't understand basketball anyway
pls.
@MarkBuffalo Wait I thought he was a tennis player?
He plays baseball you idiots.
18:25
No, dumbasses. He plays basketball
@MarkBuffalo he's retiring
Teleworker: "Can you check on a system for me? It's not pinging."
Me: (Walks into next room. Logs in locally. Confirms connectivity and IP.)
Me: (Returns to desk. Pings target.)
Me: "Everything looks fine from here."
Teleworker: "Let me disconnect and reconnect my VPN."
Teleworker: "Oh. Looks like my VPN dropped."
Me: (FACEPALM)
Florida's in Georgia... dumbass.
No way he totally plays tennis
18:25
@Iszi lulz
@Iszi You're not working from home?
Not today.
I don't even know what your job is.
@TildalWave Yeah see I knew he was a tennis player
@Simon You don't know what I do?
18:26
@Iszi Nope.
@Iszi Play with your slinky all day?
@Simon YOUR MOM!
o ffs
Can't believe you actually went for that.
@Iszi I could say the same about you.
18:27
I'm so gullible when it comes to these things.
Just like my mom when you guys say that you're gonna treat her right.
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Hopefully you have a vast quantity of penicillin.
@Simon Welcome to the wonderful world of self-deprecating humor!
@Simon and left
@Iszi So easy yet effective, like my mom.
@TildalWave pls
@DavidFreitag Dude, the CDC doesn't even know where to start with her.
18:29
@Iszi I believe the protocol starts with "load the thermonuclear warhead into the shuttle"
@DavidFreitag Yeah, but the problem is they couldn't achieve orbital velocity over her.
@Iszi That was a euphemism.
@DavidFreitag Nice. But I like my "@Simon's mom is so fat" joke better.
@Iszi Yeah but your jokes are based on poor science.
@DavidFreitag Most "yo momma so fat" jokes are.
In fact, the standard usually is: the poorer the science, the better the fat momma joke.
18:32
@Iszi @Simon's mom is so dense she has an event horizon.
Cross it, and the need for penicillin will be the least of your worries.
@DavidFreitag Schwarzschild radius ;)
ich spreche kein deutsch pls
@Simon Jawohl!
"...so fat, she plays pool with the planets" is still one of my favorite classics.
Adi
Adi
When did this happen?!
18:36
@Iszi Play pool with your planets, amirite ( ͜ಠ ᴥ ͜ಠ )
@Simon Roche limit then
@Adi A while ago?
@Iszi ...so fat she's literally attractive :)
18:38
@DavidFreitag Who likes vaginas?
I was at my friends last week and his girlfriend had a friend over and they were having "girl time" in the living room. We hijacked the chromecast and blasted that song from the TV
Not me.
@Iszi Vaginas are terrifying.
Aww, you're no fun. Or you don't really know Psychostick.
@DavidFreitag o lawd that's so nurdy, his gf must be super nurdy.
@Simon Not really.
@DavidFreitag "girl time"
@DavidFreitag o
@Ohnana ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
BTW, for those who don't know: Anything PSYCHOSTICK is probably NSFW (audio).
Who on earth blasts music on his speakers at work, anyway?
18:40
@Ohnana That's what they called it. Apparently they hadn't seen each other in forever. Really it was drinking wine, eating peanut butter cups, and watching Netflix.
@Simon Some people just have leaky headphones.
@DavidFreitag haha i know
@Simon management does ;)
i've just read too many jezebel articles encouraging women to be sexually open
wada_f
Adi
Adi
18:41
@DavidFreitag :O
@Ohnana So we decided to blast "Because Boobs" while they were busy.
Adi
Adi
This. Is. Fantastic!
@Adi Innit?
@TildalWave No, they usually blast conference calls on their speakerphones when they're the only one in the room that's on it.
At first they thought we were being immature, but they started laughing. I think one of them died when he does the motor boat bit.
18:42
@DavidFreitag Who doesn't love the motorboat part?
They came barging in his office where we were playing halo, and we looked over all poker face
@TildalWave None. They claim it's an X.509 extension. Hopefully they'll add a link. Otherwise the question will just get closed
Oh, and if your GF won't own up to "Girl Directions" then you should probably just run.
@Iszi Luckily I don't have a GF.
@Iszi Also, wat
@DavidFreitag Oh FFS. You really don't actually Psychostick, do you?
18:44
@Iszi No I actually don't.
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A: Scammers and private information

Spencer HThere are two websites that you can use to see where your information is being used publicly. pipl.com and thatsthem.com some of them tell you where they located your personal information. not all of it is accurate all the time. let me know if that helps

Thanks for reply, but no, none of them had any details of me whatsoever.. — StuckBetweenTrees 18 mins ago
all pls stop until someone pulls the F word card.
@StuckBetweenTrees They do now ;) — TildalWave 1 min ago
For that matter, you must see this one too.
18:45
I did, but then I took a marital aid arrow to the knee.
@TildalWave you fucker
@Iszi pls I've known about that one since like high school
@Ohnana wot?
@TildalWave :P
18:46
@DavidFreitag Pls. My daughter's known it since she was five. Now, is that bad parenting? Or good?
@Iszi That "beer is good"? Yes, that makes you a horrible parent.
@Iszi I would say neither. However if she knows the vagina song that could be borderline.
..............
@Iszi Yet you haven't shown me ANY of this when I was still your son.
@MarkBuffalo No, it's a perfect example to teach her something. Just because someone singing a song says something doesn't make it true.
18:48
@Simon Dude. You're on the freaking internet. If you haven't found Psychostick already, it's your own fault.
@Simon That's only because he knew that neglect was what you really wanted.
@Iszi Some of us live at the bottom of an ocean.
Wow, talk about getting gangbang'd.
@DavidFreitag Next-door to a clarinet-playing squid and a starfish in boxers?
lmfao @ star wall
Simon -> simon
Adi
Adi
18:49
You guys have the shittiest star standards. You'd star any message no matter how shitty it is.
@Adi It's all about how it fits with the ones underneath it.
@Iszi No, next to a sponge and a squid with a clarinet
@Adi I didn't star it.
Also FTR, I didn't star that either. ^^^^
> Wow, talk about getting gangbang'd. -
> Just like my mom when you guys say that you're gonna treat her right. - Simon
@DavidFreitag Wow. That explains so much, I think.
@MarkBuffalo Nice catch!
pls
#StopTheBullying2k17
Adi
Adi
18:51
Starring in a room should be a privilege earned after you have 25k on the site linked to it.
@Adi Hells nah
@Adi Hate to break it to you, but I'm >50k network-wide.
@Adi why?
@TildalWave I think that's commentary on the current state of the wall.
Only like six people in here could star, one is too awesome to be bothered with "stars", one is too old, one is too crotchety, one isn't here enough to make a difference, and the others are probably fine.
Adi
Adi
18:53
@Iszi Fixed
@Iszi sure, but why limit it?
I can't wait until we can download knowledge instantaneously.
@Adi Meh. I'll get there soon enough.
@MarkBuffalo dude do you even internet?
Adi
Adi
18:54
@Iszi I can't edit it anymore :(
@TildalWave I think he has the mistaken belief that Rep == Maturity.
Adi
Adi
@DavidFreitag I edited it
Adi
Adi
@MarkBuffalo We probably won't in our lifetime
@Adi Yeah, I'm not going to depend on it... but it would be really nice
18:54
@MarkBuffalo I know Kung-Fu!
@Iszi There's definitely no correlation between penis jokes and maturity.
I can think of all the problems that would cause, though
Adi
Adi
@MarkBuffalo and interesting
No more will you have to go to school... you just download knowledge
People will become living Googles
Adi
Adi
By that time, our robots would have been developed enough to take over most labour tasks
18:55
@DavidFreitag See, people presume an inverse relationship there. But it's not quite right.
You'll still need to learn more things
because science is an ongoing process
Adi
Adi
and downloading knowledge makes a looooot of professions meaningless
@Iszi show me
@Iszi Yeah, besides anyone who doesn't giggle at a great penis joke is too stuffy anyways.
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Adi
Adi
18:56
Anybody can become an interpreter, a PCI consultant, or a pianist
I have a hard time taking any geeky show seriously now, if they have some sort of "knowledge download" scene without quoting that line.
@Adi I'd probably do some pretty nutty things with that
I'd become a Sunday Logcutter
@Adi Also, we could all stop wondering where the clitoris is.
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@DavidFreitag Damnit. I'm star-capped!
I knew this would happen.
@MarkBuffalo Is that a euphemism?
18:57
@DavidFreitag its a myth move on
Adi
Adi
@DavidFreitag 2cm above the bellybutton, about .5cm to the left
@Iszi Good you've been making a lot of shitty stars.
@Adi Girls have belly buttons?!
@Adi That... that's the baby storage.
@Iszi well there's over 50% of people here with over 25k rep SE-wide anyway, so it wouldn't really change a thing
@silverpenguin No, the G-spot is the myth. Get it right.
18:58
@Iszi o pls oszi
Also, I didn't really want that post starred
Adi
Adi
@TildalWave "over 50%" ---- "it wouldn't really change a thing"
wat
@TildalWave Look at what you've done, you made @Adi "wat".
@Adi if a requirement was to have over 25k to star something ... all it would change is how many people starred something, not necessarily what has been starred
Adi
Adi
@TildalWave Oh my god
18:59
@Adi TWSS!
Adi
Adi
DP wat!

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