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15:00
@Lighty I think mods can see who flagged though, or could see it at some point, but that might have been changed.
@Arperum I hope that's not the case otherwise I have some people to question.
@StuW wtf... why did I think that was SFW
NSFW
@StuW :S
@StuW GG WP
15:01
@SEJPM Oh I forgot to reply to what you said about me calling Germany third world country: I hope you know this is all jokes, I really want to go to Berlin soon.
had to click it as soon as you said nsfw
sorry
NCT MASTER RACE
GET REKT SONS
@Simon I've even seen the output from a bot that knew who starred what. So I wouldn't actually be surprised.
@StuW wait... how do you even know about this?
15:02
@StuW haha this wiki article
...never mind. Do not tell me
@Arperum Oh, that's neat.
@MarkBuffalo garter belts were a really really old form of nylons. it's like a belt thing that clips to really long socks to get them to stay up
surely taking a ticket and waiting in line is more effcient than hankerchefs
@Simon The bot was stopped, but I assume the thing it got it's data from is still available.
15:03
@MarkBuffalo it was intended to be educational - forgot some people arent on their home internet connection
@Arperum Most-likely, I don't think they care that much about the privacy of the chat (a good example would be the IP leak through embedded images).
@StuW s/some/most/
@MarkBuffalo it came up in a pub quiz once
@StuW sure it did. sure
@MarkBuffalo Wiki disambiguation pages can teach you a lot. Just guessing.
15:04
@StuW >_> did you know the answer then? or after?
@MarkBuffalo it was at a bad taste party on halloween
@silverpenguin after
I hate halloween :< the smells are horrible!
@Iszi True. It's easy to get lost on wikipedia. You go there to search about cuts of beef, and end up on a page about genetic anticipation
@MarkBuffalo Few clicks later, philosophy. Always philosophy. It's the Kevin Bacon of Wikipedia.
I've seen untold horrors because of that
15:05
Because of bacon?
Nooooooo!!!
@RoryAlsop Because of following random, associated wikipedia links
I did not think bacon could be so evil.
out of morbid curiosity, I may occasionally google for more information
@MarkBuffalo its true i once went on wiki to learn about a tv show vikings, 2 hours later and i know alot about the next 100 years with nordics and their invasions
and sometimes I sit there on my bed, in a fetal position, crying, wondering why... just why
Like that one with the octopus
15:06
@silverpenguin ...of @Simon's mom?
The horror
@MarkBuffalo sounds like that time i watch the anaconda video by niki minaj
@Iszi WOT
@MarkBuffalo What was the last thing you decided to search linked from here? Was it Rule 34, or did you end up making another mistake after that?
@Iszi oh wow
@Arperum Oh, I know better than to click non-wiki links
15:08
@MarkBuffalo Dude, you should know better than to click wiki links.
I mean there have been some stuff... some things. Some untold horrors... all resulting from following random wikipedia links
Adi
Adi
I didn't do anything! Why is it reminding me?
@Iszi I do not know much about @Simon 's mum but i am sure she is a fine lady e_e best behaviour
@Adi I got it too.It's a reminder
@Adi Hahaha, weird.
15:08
@Adi I got it too. I think someone annoyed SE too much and they decided to shoot this back to everyone.
Refresh this page. You will get it
@silverpenguin She's also a fairly universal joke-butt around here.
@MarkBuffalo why didnt I get it??
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Ah crap, I did get it.
@AviD You couldn't offend anyone if you tried :o
15:09
REFRESH OVID YOU'LL GET IT HE SAID
nope. I must be considered well behaved.
Well, damn. I got it. Wonder who/what pissed off SEI this time?
Since we have a few users in here, did I show you guys my updated website showing what I've gone through during my career: pittoreski.com/career ?
or mods are exempt from being nice
@Simon Super logout. Do not click
@Simon lulz, noscriptted
15:10
@Simon I presume you mean, since we have a few new users.
also, "See something that makes you uneasy? Don't hesitate to flag it." <- YES YOU SHOULD HESITATE BEFORE BRINGING DOWN THE WRATH OF MODFLOOD
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yes I lied
@Iszi All of us.
It's like those company-wide e-mails about putting down the toilet seat or whatever.
i clicked that link
was i tricked
@Iszi Or not to put coffee grounds or foreign objects into the sink holes.
@MarkBuffalo Heh. "Foreign objects."
15:13
@Iszi Is that a euphe... oh crap, I said it.
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I give up. I am a walking euphemism. No matter how hard I try, someone will find a way to twist my words and turn me into a degenerate
Hear that @Simon? You gotta keep your body parts out of the sink holes when you come down south here.
Damn, I'mma run out of stars today at this rate.
@MarkBuffalo oo "turn me into a degenerate" thats filthy talk yo
YOU WANT FILTHY?
FINE
@AviD Nah, I think that's what he asked his Dom last night.
@MarkBuffalo o_O
15:15
@Iszi That's racist!
@MarkBuffalo I'm not clicking that from here until someone trustworthy assures me that it's not goatse or tubgirl or 2g1c or anything like that. And that pretty much rules out anyone in here.
@Iszi It's SFW
@Iszi What is 2g1c?
Hang on, I'm going to google it.
@MarkBuffalo MARK NO
@Iszi its questionably safe for work
15:17
@AviD nope - I got the reminder
@Lighty Let him. We call these "teachable moments".
7 mins ago, by AviD
yes I lied
@Iszi Oopsies.
@MarkBuffalo I WOULDN'T DARE
@Iszi wat
@Lighty Don't worry... I am not that dumb.
@Simon You're Canadian. Travel south and your body parts qualify as "foreign objects" - which, according to @MarkBuffalo, don't belong stuck in sink holes.
15:19
@MarkBuffalo coughs
@Iszi o lawd
See, it loses its funny when I have to 'splain it to you.
> Navajo judge convicted of abuse of office gets $25 fine
A parking fine in Montréal costs more than that.
Oh yeah, another corrupt judge on a reservation. yup... just like on our rez, one of the judges we had asked young ladies to sleep with him in exchange for having charges dropped against them.
And he'd even go and represent them in court if the case got moved to the "white people's court."
mutters incoherently under his breath about reservations
15:23
Hm. Never occurred to me until now that "Buffalo" as a surname would probably have Native American origins.
@MarkBuffalo white peoples court?
Yeah, I'm native.
Then again, I probably just always assumed it wasn't your real name.
Think of me as a Native American version of the incredible hulk. If you make me angry, I'll morph into a gigantic buffalo
@silverpenguin As opposed to red man's court, I s'pose. Was that too racist?
15:25
...and get killed because my skull makes great fertilizer. </edgy>
@Iszi im just unsure on how there is a difference >_>
@silverpenguin Indian reservations have their own special governance models and jurisdictions, a bit separate from local county and state governments.
@Iszi 99% of them are terrible and resemble communism
@Iszi oh interesting, slightly unfair, but interesting
It's the U.S.'s way of saying "sorry for pwning you so bad" I guess.
15:29
@Iszi Reservations need to be disbanded
@MarkBuffalo Hey, I didn't say it was a great apology.
@MarkBuffalo how come? surely people can leave if they want? its a way of keeping a culture alive? or maybe im just very ignorant?
@silverpenguin It's so hard to leave... and what culture? Most of the culture is gone...
I swear if you guys elect Trump, you're all dead to me.
I've seen people so drunk out of their minds, they will watch a wild horse walk up to them, take a gigantic crap on the front of the store, in front of them, and they'll just stare at the crap for minutes, then ignore it
15:31
@MarkBuffalo obviously i dont understand it so much so i shouldnt really comment untill i educate my self further
and nobody will clean up the crap...
so there is horse crap surrounding the store... everywhere
80-95% unemployment
@silverpenguin More accurate is probably that prominent and governing members of one side want to retain their independence from an occupying force, while said force just wants to keep those folks happy enough to not be a real bother.
@MarkBuffalo Feel free to stop me at any point if I'm wrong.
@silverpenguin No, feel free to comment.
'Cause I honestly only have half a clue as to what I'm talking about. If even that.
There's a lot of racism too.. on both sides
You'll hear people openly condemning "whitey" as "wenoch", etc
The best thing any native can do is get the pony off the rez
Adi
Adi
15:33
@Arperum I like how they encouraged flagging
@MarkBuffalo I jsut thought living in a group outside following their rituals to as much as they could (not the casion reservations, but i mean the closer to authetnic ones, if there are any left)
@Adi That most certainly has never caused any drama at all.
Adi
Adi
"If it makes you uneasy, flag it"
Okay
@silverpenguin Yeah, I mean... if you want to live that lifestyle, sure... go for it. This doesn't change all the rampant sexual/drug/alcohol/physical abuse, self-loathing, etc
What goes on behind the scenes, behind the faces of the "noble, wise Indian," is nothing short of horror
@MarkBuffalo sounds brutal, i was basing all of my knowledge off twilight anyway
15:37
To get off the rez, first you need enough money to move somewhere else... as far away as possible. Fortunately, education really helps with that... but if you're in an area where nobody is hiring, even for really in-demand skills, you're still in trouble.
I really don't know enough about reservations to even make sense of why they need to have separate governments. I wouldn't be surprised if, examined objectively, there was actually very little that they absolutely needed to deviate from the broader American standards. But again, I really know nothing.
@MarkBuffalo so are you seriously of naitive decent?
They don't need it. Most tribal officials are corrupt as hell
If you're connected to the tribal government, you've got it made... you'll be one of the few employed, ever
@silverpenguin Yes
@MarkBuffalo would you feel offended if we made this rooms wise naitive american? but on a serious note sounds like you your self had a hard time
@MarkBuffalo Then maybe that's the most critical bit. That shifting from the current (as you said) communist economic model into a capitalist one would be too disruptive for the majority to be able to survive.
15:42
Most tribal government jobs exist primarily to... ask the U.S. government for grant money
to keep their jobs going... and maybe provide services from time to time
@silverpenguin WHat are you even saying?
@silverpenguin don't understand the question
@silverpenguin u_wot_m8
@MarkBuffalo I think he wants you to officially be our token Indian.
few things offend me. d:
@Iszi I'm not already?!
15:43
@MarkBuffalo I'm not sure your ethnicity has ever come up before.
@Iszi Because it doesn't matter probably.
@Iszi im trying to be very carful of the sensitive people in this room. but yes @Arperum never said it mattered but it is currently on topic.
@Iszi He said it at least 3859 times.
on the internet everyone is equal
buffalos, manatees, bears and key board warriors alike
@silverpenguin You are new here
15:46
@Lighty e_e
@Arperum True
@Simon also true, luls
@silverpenguin sadly untrue. No one is equal. The Internet has a habit of exacerbating differences and allowing a platform for aggression and bullying.
@RoryAlsop Also very, very true. Take for example, females trying to chat...
or play a game
@RoryAlsop sad times, people get to hung up on the little things! its why i quit facebook
With Facebook, the unfriend button and the block button are very useful
15:48
@MarkBuffalo I was doing bad in one of mygames the other day and a female said "i am a female and doing better than you, you suck" I was so confused as to why it mattered xD
@silverpenguin It's very hard to offend me... unless you're joking about abuse of any kind
@silverpenguin Tell her you're male and still got bigger tits than her, always works, trust me, I'm a random Dutchman from the internet
jiggles
@MarkBuffalo i might sound dumb, but can you give me context of abuse? i obviously think i know what you mean but i wish to clarify
I don't like joking about child abuse of any kind, or abusing elders... or anyone, really.
15:50
oh that kind, wasnt sure if you meant like substance abuse as well or what ever... ok i understand
@Lighty i say stuff like that all the time xD i always like to be nice to people online, unless they are horrible to me. in which case i am probably a very horrible person xD
which is why i quit facebook e_e i take the bait to often
it's probably better to just ignore people instead of taking the bait
@MarkBuffalo I was bullied alot when i was a small person, its hard to ignore it now. but i agree with you it leads no where especially online! i should just ignore it and continue
wow i just killed the convo tumble weed sorry for being a downer!
lets get out the ballons and coke and save this party
@silverpenguin STOP APOLOGIZING FOR EVERYTHING
HAVE YOU SEEN ME APOLOGIZE HERE?
I'M THE CANADIAN ONE YOU DONUT
15:55
@Simon But aren't you a sep... err, uh. never mind. Sorry.
@Simon do you really have flappy heads?
@MarkBuffalo NO
@silverpenguin NO
DOES ANYBODY ELSE NEED A "NO"?
I need another. I'm short on Nos.
i have some NoS
@MarkBuffalo NO, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING ONE.
OH DAMN IT
15:56
e_e
im about to get to a dead line at my work... the first time in 2 years i have not be able to complete a task T_T failures

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