The DMZ

Rory Alsop

21:00

Lol

Ohnana

win

David Freitag

Internet five

Henry WH Hack

I need to be kicked out please

Ohnana

@AviBuzzKillingtonD gg on the name change

Rory Alsop

@HenryWHHack careful

Rоry McCune

21:01

@RoryAlsop darn this'll cost me at Edinburgh prices!

SEJPM

@HenryWHHack you need to reboot?

Avi Buzz Killington D

@RoryAlsop duuuuuude

David Freitag

@HenryWHHack }; sudo reboot now

Avi Buzz Killington D

@RоryMcCune one of those drinks should be for me

Xander

@DavidFreitag You forgot the -h

Ohnana

21:01

@Xander don't need it

-h is for shutdown-halt

Rоry McCune

@AviBuzzKillingtonD sure, we'll be in MAthers at 5pm, you pop in and I'll buy you a pint :op

David Freitag

@Xander No, that's sudo poweroff now

Xander

@Ohnana Yup, misread.

Ohnana

@Xander NOOB

>:U

Herringbone Cat

You mean 'init 0' doesn't work anymore? :)

Rory Alsop

21:02

Whistles innocently

David Freitag

@Ohnana Hey, he's a M$ employee. I bet you don't even know how to halt from windows CMD prompt

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag it should be shutdown -r and shutdown -s right?

Herringbone Cat

restart-computer \\blah in PS, but the old way was psexec's psshutdown tool ;)

Ohnana

and shutdown -a to abort

David Freitag

@Ohnana I have no idea

Xander

21:04

Was thinking shutdown -h now would be a nice option for Henry to try.

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune I already owe @AviBuzzKillingtonD some drinks when he visits Scotland

Avi Buzz Killington D

@RoryAlsop oh? I thought it was the other way around

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop I owe you a bottle of bourbon when you're in NY :]

Rory Alsop

That's only a month and a bit away, @DavidFreitag

David Freitag

Although presumably customs won't let you bring it back to Scotland

Rory Alsop

21:05

Like it would last...

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag well you'll just have to chug it in the airport security line

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop I know, I just remembered and freaked a little like I might've missed it

SEJPM

@Ohnana that would shutdown in 30s

Rory Alsop

They are actually fine with that sort of thing

Ohnana

@SEJPM good enough

Rоry McCune

21:05

@RoryAlsop ohh you meeting @DavidFreitag in the US, that'll extend the verification chain a bit

Rory Alsop

@SEJPM extra countdown fun

Especially if he doesn't know how to abort it

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Really? @Adi sent me some from Finland and US customs took it

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag oh yeah, I owe @RоryMcCune one of those too.

SEJPM

shutdown {-r,-s} -f -t 0 for instant reboot / shutdown

Avi Buzz Killington D

Or actually, Mrs.@RоryMcCune.

Maybe at AppSecEU....

Rory Alsop

21:06

In hold luggage I can take up to some medium limit

Ohnana

@SEJPM -f can be a bugaboo i think

SEJPM

@Ohnana -f is to force the shutdown, i.e. kill open blocking processes

Ohnana

ah right

David Freitag

@Ohnana Bugaboo Creek was my favorite restaurant

Ohnana

ANYWAYS, i am kinda good at windows AND linux

SEJPM

21:07

@Ohnana kinda

David Freitag

They had a giant animatronic moose head mounted to the wall that would sing

Ohnana

i am clearly superior to @Xander in every way

:D

David Freitag

Very disorienting if you're pleasantly plastered

SEJPM

@Ohnana well, you aren't a mod on beer.se....

Henry WH Hack

3d printing the next thing.

SEJPM

21:08

what thing henry?

David Freitag

@HenryWHHack I 3d printed the previous thing

Thomas Pornin

@AviBuzzKillingtonD I don't think this bot/troll/whatever is really disrupting. It rambles incoherently, but at a low pace which is hardly disrupting.

David Freitag

Speaking of 3D printing, everyone should google "Putin Plug" (Mildly NSFW)

Avi Buzz Killington D

@ThomasPornin thats just mildly annoying. Much worse is everyone trying to bait it.

@DavidFreitag yeah right.

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD It's hilarious.

Thomas Pornin

21:10

@AviBuzzKillingtonD If we can successfully make a poor human behave a bit more socially then that's a win. If we can successfully train a bot to look more human then that's awesome.

David Freitag

It's nothing gross or bad, it's just a wee bit inappropriate for a work environment.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag haha i love it

Avi Buzz Killington D

hehehe

David Freitag

@Ohnana Inorite :D

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag heh. Okay that is funny.

David Freitag

21:11

Someone did that in protest of something Russia did

Then a bunch of Russians printed a whole bunch of them and left them all over the capital

Avi Buzz Killington D

WE NEED A TRUMP PLUG

2

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag on a highly sacrilegious note, someone made a baby jesus plug and a few other objects modeled after the holy family.

Avi Buzz Killington D

he's already an ass

SEJPM

we need a screenshot of avid's new user name and star it?

David Freitag

I would quite like to be plastered right now. I feel like warmed over death.

@SEJPM Already did

Holy crap

security.stackexchange.com/users

@MarkBuffalo has more rep than our ursine overlord this quarter!

Much kudos.

SEJPM

21:15

@DavidFreitag because rep cap sucks

David Freitag

@SEJPM Yeah I know why

SEJPM

@DavidFreitag AND our overlord did get +14053

Ohnana

holy jebus

David Freitag

@SEJPM Well technically across two accounts

Henry WH Hack

DMZ are good who here use DMZ I do outside the firewall please don't block me!

David Freitag

21:16

@SEJPM that's cheating to avoid the repcaps

SEJPM

@DavidFreitag it's still our overlord. @MarkBuffalo also has the option make a second acc

@DavidFreitag I'm waiting for the day when @ThomasPornin makes bear #3

Xander

@HenryWHHack What do you use your DMZ for?

SEJPM

@HenryWHHack What does DMZ stand for?

Henry WH Hack

Demilitarized zone

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag Anybody is welcome to "cheat" in the same way.

David Freitag

21:19

@ThomasPornin I can't be bothered.

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack what country are you from?

David Freitag

Feb 23 at 11:46, by TildalWave

oh no dear, you bend over now...

Henry WH Hack

England

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack whereabouts in England?

Henry WH Hack

I travel a lot remember

David Freitag

21:21

Oct 27 '14 at 15:20, by Polynomial

"PhallusJS, a flexible frontend appendage for rigid application modelling."

Henry WH Hack

London

David Freitag

hahahaha

SEJPM

@DavidFreitag RQS - random quote service?

David Freitag

@SEJPM xn--41a2e.com/shitsesays

Xander

@HenryWHHack Where do you travel to?

SEJPM

21:23

@DavidFreitag @kalina is #2 most starred, congraz

Henry WH Hack

The Caribbean

New York

Xander

@HenryWHHack For work?

Henry WH Hack

and more

David Freitag

@SEJPM HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO EDIT THAT?

Henry WH Hack

I don't work yet!

SEJPM

21:24

@DavidFreitag Until it's correct

Xander

@HenryWHHack What grade are you in school?

David Freitag

@SEJPM So keep editing it

SEJPM

@DavidFreitag it's correct enough now

David Freitag

@SEJPM You lied to me.

Henry WH Hack

What is a grade?

David Freitag

21:25

in The Comms Room, Oct 3 '13 at 14:08, by tombull89

3

SEJPM

@HenryWHHack class / school year

David Freitag

I just shot sprite out of my nose.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag !!!!

David Freitag

Oh god that's hysterical

Iszi

@ThomasPornin Does this have anything to do with this?

And what about all the people who won't be able to join the community because they're terrible at making helpful and constructive co-- ... oh.

SEJPM

21:26

@Iszi we already quoted this one yesterday I think

Henry WH Hack

Harvard university

Iszi

@SEJPM Gah. I KNOW I'M BEHIND!

David Freitag

That awkward moment when you see one of your own comments on ShitSESays

Iszi

Seriously, WTF is up with @HenryWHHack? We really need a CAPTCHA for him.

SEJPM

@ThomasPornin, can you please slay this person for me ?

@SEJPM How do you intend to decrypt a ciphertext constructed with a cryptographic hash function? CTR just converts a block cipher into a stream cipher. — Oasiscircle 1 min ago

Matthew

21:27

I think we need more views on this:

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Q: My backside is hurt by migration of question to the legal site

I feel that this question is primarily related to information security and of great interest to information security professionals. http://law.stackexchange.com/questions/7544/are-ransomware-infections-considered-full-private-data-breaches reasoning: Sometimes the fields overlap. I'm more ...

discussion

Purely because of the title

Iszi

@DavidFreitag That awkward moment when don't recognize your own comment on ShitSESays, until you read the attribution.

Matthew

Jul 14 '15 at 20:06, by Iszi

That's just... too disgusting to even star.

SEJPM

@Matthew the ultimate DMZ quote?

Matthew

@SEJPM It's just appropriate for so many things

David Freitag

Nov 27 '14 at 13:57, by AviD

"What would AviD do...?"
"HE WOULD EAT SOME GADDAM TURKEY!!"

Ohnana

21:30

howcome some of the times you push the context button it says "nope"

David Freitag

@Ohnana I've never had it work

Iszi

@Matthew Oh, what was that one about? (Goes to look for context... must have been good.)

David Freitag

@Ohnana Right Click -> Open Link in New Tab

Iszi

Oh, yeah. Very ew.

Matthew

@Iszi You know what? I never actually checked...

Avi Buzz Killington D

21:32

@Matthew @Iszi that..... that is disturbing. I have no recollection of that whatsoever.

David Freitag

Jan 7 '13 at 15:44, by Thomas Pornin

@Polynomial I had a good childhood, no school issue, and I end up roaming Internet forums under the guise of a furry animal. Go figure.

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag ahhh yeah that is damn fine lookin

@RоryMcCune

Hardcore Henry | Official Trailer | STX Entertainment

►

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD Makin me drool

Iszi

@AviBuzzKillingtonD You weren't the one censoring me there?

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD That looks completely stupid. Saw previews when I went to go see Deadpool.

Avi Buzz Killington D

21:33

its funny - like watching somebody play an FPS

@Iszi censoring? no, you said that about somehing I said.

Iszi

@AviBuzzKillingtonD I meant earlier in the convo.

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag like that site, with the videos of people playing games.

@Iszi no clue

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD You mean Twitch?

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag probably a bad movie, but funny idea.

@DavidFreitag yeah thats the one

hipster

Iszi

'Cause I know I wasn't the one to write "multi fizzler" or "mooger fooger".

David Freitag

21:35

@AviBuzzKillingtonD I can see someone in some board room somewhere going... "DUUUUDE I just had a great idea"

Avi Buzz Killington D

also, its obvious its not really his wife, and hes not really fighting to save her. Not even sure if its real, or just a computer simulation.

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune - while I will happily accept booze, I should come clean and admit it was not I who altered @avi's name

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD It's going to be >9000% CGI

Rory Alsop

No idea who it was

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Oh, what now? Heh. Didn't even notice until you just said.

Avi Buzz Killington D

21:35

@DavidFreitag hahaha yeah probably. either drunk or high, but you know he was a bro

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Woah.

Avi Buzz Killington D

@DavidFreitag no, I meant IN the movie

Iszi

Damn. I gotta shake this lag.

David Freitag

@Iszi Shaken lag syndrome is a killer

Henry WH Hack

Am I going off topic is there a topic what is the topic?

Avi Buzz Killington D

21:36

@Iszi tell her @Simon says hi

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop say it ain't so :op (I did notice you weren't active in room when it changed) but hey you can have @AviBuzzKillingtonD 's drink for him :)

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD No, he said lag, not hag

Avi Buzz Killington D

@RоryMcCune ;-)

David Freitag

I think @Xander was the only other mod in the room at the time

Avi Buzz Killington D

I'll keep it for a day or two.

Xander

21:37

@HenryWHHack What year are you in school?

@DavidFreitag It most certainly was not me.

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag he changed it himself...

Henry WH Hack

We are going off topic

David Freitag

@AviBuzzKillingtonD Well thanks for being such a good sport about it :D

Xander

My pranks begin and end at humorous LinkedIn endorsements.

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack do you like topic bars? they're one of my favourite chocolate treats

Matthew

21:38

I like that @RoryAlsop and @Xander reached the same conclusion regarding that legal question

Henry WH Hack

@RоryMcCune no

David Freitag

in The Comms Room, Oct 11 '12 at 13:59, by HopelessN00b

@MichaelHampton That's awful ASCII art. It barely looks like a penis at all.

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack what's your favourite chocolate treat?

Matthew

I'm slightly worried that @RоryMcCune may have turned into a bot...

2

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag I had a thousand point lead, but gave up

Henry WH Hack

21:40

@RоryMcCune Homemade

Mark Buffalo

his passive rep is incredibly strong lol

Rоry McCune

@Matthew oh cool, does that mean bot me will do my test next week

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo pansy

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack do you like rice crispy cakes then?

Matthew

@RоryMcCune Is it a fun test? I could do it!

TildalWave

21:40

@DavidFreitag huh what is it?

Rоry McCune

@Matthew ...

Henry WH Hack

@RоryMcCune nope

David Freitag

@TildalWave It's for drying your hands, creates a "blade" of air

Rоry McCune

@HenryWHHack really those are nice, what about deep fried mars bars?

David Freitag

Intensely high air pressure to blast the water off of you

Xander

21:41

@HenryWHHack Do you like DMZ?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/84763/…

type in IT Security

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag oh, I thought it might be that but I'm not sure I've see one like it before... looks pretty awful design even for its true purpose

Mark Buffalo

Sort by rep lost

TildalWave

of course it's a Dyson so...

Mark Buffalo

44.256% :(

Matthew

21:43

@RоryMcCune Util is util...

David Freitag

@TildalWave Nah it works great, just stick your hands in one way then the other and they're dry

Henry WH Hack

@Xander yes

Xander

@MarkBuffalo Jon Skeet has lost 2.5 million rep?

Wow.

Mark Buffalo

@Xander Wow

Henry WH Hack

@RоryMcCune no

TildalWave

21:43

@DavidFreitag sure, and so does a towel

David Freitag

@TildalWave Towels get dirty

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag oh right, and everyone using this device will keep their hands off it

David Freitag

@TildalWave Yeah but that doesn't mean you need to grope the poor machine

TildalWave

I just mean that it would be a lot more sensible design if it actually blew down

not up

David Freitag

@TildalWave It doesn't blow up

You insert your hands into the clamshell

It blows internally

TildalWave

21:45

you know, shit has harder time sticking on the ceiling that it does on the floor :P

David Freitag

@TildalWave I'm not known for throwing my poo

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag and while people stick their hands in, things they didn't wash off stay inside

David Freitag

@TildalWave Yeah, I agree. Lets all just not wash our hands.

TildalWave

and the blower keeps them nice and warm for the bacteria to grow even faster

I'm saying it's overdesigned, that's all

it has so much design in it it's not doing it much good

Xander

@TildalWave They actually work quite well.

TildalWave

21:51

how would you know?

seriously? you can now see bacteria too?

Mark Buffalo

I need a poop transplant

David Freitag

TildalWave rant mode engaged!

Xander

@TildalWave As well as you can.

TildalWave

it makes no sense, it would if it was turned upside down tho

at least a lot more sense

Matthew

@TildalWave How would you put your hands in then?

TildalWave

21:53

bah

Matthew

You'd have to crawl on the floor, which is a horrible idea...

TildalWave

I give up

Xander

@TildalWave Actually that would make no sense. You'd have to mount it so high you'd blow water all over your pants.

David Freitag

Anyone remember this?

May 21 '14 at 12:41, by Adnan

TildalWave

apparently, if it doesn't come with instructions, it can't be imagined

again, I give up

let's talk about things we don't have to put any thought into

David Freitag

21:54

@DavidFreitag It burns the retinas

@TildalWave I was already doing that :P

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