The DMZ

Thomas Pornin

15:01

@diagprov Technically it is not a university, so you have to register at an actual university to get the diplomas (e.g. my PhD is officially from university Paris VII). But it still is a very good place to go on with your studies.

Especially the part when you actually get paid just to be there.

M'vy

@diagprov I'm going into the building of ENS saturday does it count ?

Simon

@ThomasPornin Do universities Paris I to VI exist?

M'vy

Paris VII at least

Thomas Pornin

@Simon I to XIII, in fact.

Simon

Wow.

I assume they don't teach the same programs?

M'vy

15:03

no, they don't

diagprov

@M'vy I don't see why not.

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Indeed. Though there is a bit of overlap.

If you want to do some crypto-related maths, Paris VI, VII and XI are possible.

silverpenguin

are you guys all at work? D: if not send help and cheesy puffs, my SSD has bad blocks... imma be a while

M'vy

@simon fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

kalina

cheesy pooooof

sorry I'm not 7

really

silverpenguin

15:06

everyone loves south park

M'vy

@ThomasPornin > Ce qui rend le livre intéressant est que d'une part l'auteur est un expert de haut vol en programmation (C, Java, cryptographie) et que surtout il donne un point de vue (qui ne fera pas plaisir à tout le monde) sur l'intérêt et la difficulté d'apprentissage de tel ou tel langage.

^ that's funny I kinda know that reviewer

diagprov

@ThomasPornin I did not know this. Interesting! I just knew that the "Grandes Ecoles" are the elite of French University.

Simon

@M'vy So, some universités de Paris are outside of Paris? We have the same bullshit, here.

M'vy

@Simon think of Paris as a region :)

silverpenguin

@Simon where are you from?

Simon

15:07

@silverpenguin Québec.

M'vy

It's common for Uni to take the name f the biggest town around I guess

silverpenguin

opens google maps

kalina

@M'vy usually they'll share administration

Simon

@M'vy Hum yeah.

diagprov

@silverpenguin Canada, the French speaking part.

silverpenguin

15:07

doh' canada should have known that one

kalina

it's just one big multi-site uni

Simon

@silverpenguin Yeah man, we share the same queen!

silverpenguin

elton john?

Simon

wat

kalina

"kind of like @Simon's mom"

freddie mercury?

Mark Buffalo

15:09

what the. why the hell don't apps trust me to know what a URL is?

I do not want to click 5 buttons to "share" something to a social media page. I want the fucking url now

kalina

because 99% of the world doesn't know what a URL is

Mark Buffalo

:(

diagprov

What's a URL?

silverpenguin

@kalina we can share freddie... thats fine :P and @Simon you know you found the elton john reference funny. LAUGH!

kalina

don't make him laugh, it's not pretty

@diagprov uniform resource locator

Simon

15:12

@silverpenguin Hahaha QQ hahaha.

diagprov

@RоryMcCune Actually, don't your place have a crypto team now?

Rоry McCune

@diagprov the american lot have crypto services team indeed

silverpenguin

fear me

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Flashbacks (QQ)

-3

Q: CSS code can be seen through my browser. Is that a vulnerability?

I have a WordPress blog, and when I navigate to a particular path such as http://example.com/wp-content/themes/css/jquery-scrollbar.css?, I could see all the CSS code for the scroll bar. My questions are: Is this a normal behaviour or is it a vulnerability? How to prevent the browser from show...

Stu W

15:27

hopes a URL v.s. URI flame war doesn't happen

SEJPM

@StuW ... nothing happens...

Mark Buffalo

@StuW listen dude

It's a URL, not a URI

URI reminds me of a urinary tract infection. It's like gif vs. jif. It's GIF, not JIF. I don't care what the creator of GIF says.

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SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo depends on the context?

Thomas Pornin

Simon

In the category of the shadiest link of the year, the nominates are.

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Mark Buffalo

15:29

@ThomasPornin rofl

Xander

@MarkBuffalo A URL is a specific form of URI.

Stu W

@MarkBuffalo I once almost lost my coffee when a client kept on talking about a 'VD box'

silverpenguin

@ThomasPornin this is how i get through my job by doing nothing

I am now the majestic manatee you will all love me

more than the bear

Mark Buffalo

@StuW ...vd... box? lol

Simon

@silverpenguin It's fugly.

Mark Buffalo

15:32

@silverpenguin ...another animal. You'll fit in well with these savages

silverpenguin

@Simon thats what she said T_T

Mark Buffalo

We have bears, ponies, toy machines, tigers, cats..

Simon

pls

Mark Buffalo

and even an adiposeling. @RoraΖ

Stu W

@MarkBuffalo I worked out they probably meant virtual desktop as it was a terminal services machine I had to RDP into but didn't want to ask questions

silverpenguin

15:33

@MarkBuffalo and now manatees

M'vy

@silverpenguin is that a bear for deep water?

Mark Buffalo

@Xander Just googled the difference... still hate URI.

silverpenguin

@M'vy it is a majestic sea cow! a cow of the sea!

M'vy

my bad

@MarkBuffalo you'll end up having problem with that you know

Mark Buffalo

@M'vy How? I use it all the time in my programming stuffies.

new Uri("LOLs");

M'vy

15:35

@MarkBuffalo googling stuff from the DMZ is bad practice :)

Mark Buffalo

@M'vy No, I already knew what Uri was related to d:

kalina

@StuW there can't be any flames if I'm not involved

RoraΖ

I am not @Adi!

kalina

you're not?

Mark Buffalo

@RoraΖ Adipose.. fatling.

Stu W

15:45

Profile picture wont sync to chat :(

kalina

@StuW caching

silverpenguin

it took mine ages to sync

Rоry McCune

:27989656 ...why?

kalina

This website shall explain why your avatar takes so long to sync

Stu W

No Narwhal avatar for me yet then :/

Rоry McCune

15:46

:27989680 ahhh you're bored :op

kalina

@RоryMcCune are you sure?

maybe I'm just causing intrigue as misdirection

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Rоry McCune

@kalina it seems like a reasonable guess, but I guess it could be the intruigue thing too

kalina

it could be

which is why I'm so awesome, you never know what's going to happen

said nobody ever

Rоry McCune

it'll keep 'em guessing I'm sure

kalina

maybe I'm actually just sat here chewing a pen bored out of my mind

or, maybe I'm actually just sat here after chewing a pen and it bursting, me washing my mouth out, bored out of my mind

or maybe I'm jumping between two or more applications intermittently saying something in here as I pass

or maybe all of this text was input hours ago and is being posted by a script

SEJPM

15:50

@kalina damn scripts

kalina

damn scripts

maybe it's all a dream and tomorrow you'll look back and realized you've been thinking about me in your sleep

which is sick in many ways for most of you and I wouldn't approve of such behavior

maybe

JUST MAYBE

M'vy

hmmm...

kalina

I've read the entire contents of cnn and theregister and wired and slashdot

M'vy

I'll go with the assumption that it's not, so I can continue to do stuff

kalina

and now I've only got you guys until my brain spins up for my next activity

which isn't working because y'all basically inactive

M'vy

15:53

@kalina you relying on us to get actual content?

SEJPM

@kalina we need more @Simon

Simon

lol_irl

M'vy

2 mins ago, by kalina

JUST MAYBE

kalina

@SEJPM I doubt that outcome is ever a "need"

Ixrec

@Simon I know a guy who abbreviates this as "lirl"

kalina

15:55

@Ixrec but... but...

but...

erm

M'vy

lol_irl ?

kalina

but...

Ixrec

I'm not a huge fan of it either

kalina

doesn't lol already indicate you're laughing out loud

M'vy

^ +1

Simon

15:56

@Ixrec You may want to get that person out of your life.

kalina

shouldn't it then be "laughing out loud, no... really!"?

Ixrec

can't, he's the guy who knows how to magically make legacy code do what we want

kalina

@almosnow your content isn't yours, you posted it to SE so now it belongs to SE

Simon

@almosnow Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

kalina

@Simon no. Not helpful at all.

Simon

15:56

@RoryAlsop @AviD Your best m8 is back.

M'vy

@almosnow yeah, hello too.

kalina

@almosnow also if you're banned, bypassing a ban = another ban

almosnow

Cool, I expected that, but given that it is not a helpful question (as stated by you), why keep it? ;)

SEJPM

@almosnow wait 16 min

M'vy

@almosnow I think the suspension ends soon doesn't it?

kalina

15:57

@almosnow if it's not helpful, it will be deleted automatically eventually

almosnow

No idea about when it does. But 16 min, I can wait, thanks

SEJPM

@M'vy in 16 min....

Rory Alsop

@Simon you rannnngggggg?

AviD

@almosnow yes, this will get you banned for much longer. Please remember to BE NICE, and watch the language.

kalina

also, I didn't ban you so I resent being called an asshole

Simon

15:58

@RoryAlsop yup: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/27989966#27989966

kalina

enjoy your next ban

Simon

Ah, ovid has it, all good.

Rory Alsop

Cool - as I am on mobile for the next half hour or so

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