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07:46
@Simon is that you being nice about @kalina !
Morning All
07:59
Morning!
08:16
@RоryMcCune I should hope not, you should see his original comment...
@AviD ahh I didn't realise it was a mod-edit
in that case tut tut tut @Simon
@AviD But what if he was actually talking about female dogs? ALthough that would have been completely random.
@Arperum also highly doubtful.
@AviD Also true.
headhunters suck.
08:26
@AviD I can imagine the constant tries to behead you would get annoying after a while.
....
it does feel that way sometimes.
"Hey $BigCorp! you should see this new head I just grabbed, it's great! Brilliant AND shiny!"
(cuz its bald)
08:39
erm... euphemism much? @AviD
also, Morning!
Mornin' R
How goes it in the west? Just passing the Toon and it's lovely here
@RoryAlsop ahh no the bad weather has arrived in the west, we have winds and rain this morning
although it is warmer than it's been recently
09:06
@RoryAlsop yeah well, either way someone is getting f**ked.
completed the second part of the master the mainframe challenge, last part is REXX, COBOL, ASM and Java on MF :o
09:36
That sounds quite fun and interesting @LucasKauffman #notsarcastic #imafogey
@RoryAlsop the only thing I fear is that EY just gets a whif of it I'll be deemed the next Mainframe/Cobol expert
And at that point you have the salary renegotiation
:-)
@RoryAlsop I wish
If you are the only specialist in a key area, do it!
It helped me get a pay bump
Is master the mainframe public? Or is that an internal EY thing
@RoryAlsop "I want a 25% wage increase, a brand new zEmpire and the latest iSeries"
@RoryAlsop public
so far I only got a free t-shirt
09:41
Lol - thanks for that. I'll need to have a shot and see how I do now
10:01
@RoryAlsop "Master the mainframe" - sounds like another one of @Simon's weird sex games.
10:17
2 days ago, by AviD
THIS IS NOT A SEX CHAT ROOM
:op
@RоryMcCune I KNOW, thats what I was telling @LucasKauffman
thats why he should stop with the mainframe talk, its like fogey porn.
@AviD pls if I grep this conversation for the word sex it'll just be you (and of course this message)
well duh
1 min ago, by Rоry McCune
2 days ago, by AviD
THIS IS NOT A SEX CHAT ROOM
@AviD To paraphrase the great canadian sage (@Simon ) "that was me quoting you , you MONG!" :op
right, exactly.
Although, referring to @Simon as "great" or "sage" really casts anything you have ever said, and ever will say, in to great doubt.
10:28
@AviD it was intended as sarcasm
right, exactly.
10:40
stablelib.com/blog/shutting-down <--- another indication that people don't get the 3rd part Open source lib problem, there's no money in fixing it...
10:50
@AviD techinvestornews.com/microsoft/latest-microsoft-news/… MS don't half like acquiring Israeli companies it seems
@RоryMcCune or rather, they do
at least this one actually has some technology
also, I would suck as a VC, apparently.
11:08
@AviD too cynical?
@RоryMcCune Doesn't wear pants maybe?
@RоryMcCune Hey Rory, I read the "OpenSSL Cookbook" book by the same author. It was quite good. Thanks for the suggestion
@TerryChia VC's need pants?
@RоryMcCune I'm sure they do.
@VarunAgw coolio, yeah Ivan Ristic seems to know his stuff on SSL
@TerryChia but they're the guys with the money
11:15
@RоryMcCune I would think he has to to maintain ssllabs.
@TerryChia heh, this.
@RоryMcCune no, I meant I'm very bad at picking "crap companies with no technology but will be sold to $MEGACORP for hundreds of millions"
to me they are all just "crap companies with no technology"
@AviD This is true, I'm bad at that, I think it's too much experience "That's a crap idea and it's been done before..... oh now they're multi-millionairs"
@TerryChia I got A- without even trying (if you don't count T :p )
@RоryMcCune yeah :-(
or "thats a crap idea dont even bother oh look"
or "THATS NOT EVEN AN IDEA ITS JUST RANDOM WORDS STRUNG TOGETHER oh look"
@AviD you're a mobile app that takes photos, and puts funny filters on them, well that's usele... oh facebook bought you for $1billion
11:21
ah, a mobile app that is slightly worse than SMS or email? Why bothe- oh okay, 19 billion, sure.
@AviD: My mom uses it
That's impressive.
Considering its a shitty wrapper over xmpp apparently
I dont think it was even xmpp originally
(my mom's a notorious luddite)
@JourneymanGeek (so is @Simon's mom)
(except not a luddite)
@AviD techcrunch.com/2015/09/28/electric-liberation oh you want to transmit power to mobile devices over ultrasonic frequencies, well that's likely to violate the laws of physics or be crap (or both)... oh wait people have given you $23m before you even launch
11:27
@RоryMcCune or well actually its already been done, been built in to some flagship phones and some models of cars. BUT SURE please take our money to do it again, but make sure to do it just sliiiightly worse.
@AviD they're claiming a 15ft range
the current stuff is "put your device actually onto this mat"
@RоryMcCune so does @Simon, doesnt make it true ;-)
@RоryMcCune hmm good point
@AviD yeah but no-one gave @Simon $23m of VC funding
at what point is it OK to stab someone for fuzz testing on a database you're testing on? asking for a friend
@ColinCassidy: lack of witnesses who'll grass on you, and a good place to hide the body.
a carpet or plastic sheeting and a sharp knife would be useful too.
11:32
Disposal of human corpses is the practice and process of decomposers. For these reasons, corpses must be disposed of properly. The problem of body disposal consists of two parts: disposal of the soft tissues, which will rapidly decompose, and of the skeleton, which will remain intact for thousands of years under certain conditions. Several methods for disposal are practiced. In many cases, the manner of disposal is dominated by spiritual concerns and a desire to show respect for the dead, and may be highly ritualized. This event may be part of a larger funeral ritual. In other circumstances, such...
also useful
I will answer to every single notification with this simple message:
pls
do you guys have one of those HDD grinder machines?
@Simon 2/10 lacks effort
curious how that would work.
"be assured that while your body might one day be found, it could never be identified from what's left."
and relax...
11:34
@RоryMcCune but it does have the good range I was looking for. 3/10.
It's 7:30 AM, "effort" is absent from my vocabulary, please try again in an hour.
@AviD Hard disk smoothies?
@TerryChia but with soylent green.
@Simon ewww, and sorry @lady.donut.
@AviD Huh? When you're naturally good at it, you don't need effort.
@AviD: Will it blend?
Tho a woodchipper may be a better option for a whole body
11:46
@JourneymanGeek ahh, but that would be the first place they would look.
yknow, after the freezer.
but if you used a blender you'd need to chop up the body
"No sex talks lads but anything about murdering and hiding a corpse is more than welcome!"
5
da dmz pls
@Simon: clearly security related
So is wearing a condom.
Welcome. You do not seem to be able to eat what we can offer you here. — Begueradj 1 hour ago
I wonder what we're supposed to be eating here?
11:52
Clearly not whatever magic mushroom the OP is on
I love those wall of text questions: no paragraphs whatsoever, just a huge ass text.
"IMPROVE THE READABILITY? NOT IN MY COUNTRY!"
Sometimes they don't realise SE flavoured markdown needs a blank line or two spaces for a newline.
@RoraΖ Also, please, don't post comments about him, that'll lure him here.
Then he's gonna be all like ":) X :D dud so funny"
@Simon "a huge asstext"?
lsp
12:35
@Simon Oh you like it
If by "like" you mean "hate", sure.
@Simon and "it", he means....?
@AviD I am no longer allowed to use the w word, soz.
@JourneymanGeek DONT ASK
YOU NEVER ASK
12:44
we don't use that word round here on pain of "kick/mute"
What happened to the tags? Somebody mutilated them.
One of the fogeys did it.
@Simon pls I got mod-forced into it
something about "Dance Music Zone" confusing people
YOU OWN THE ROOM YOU DONUT
No mod can force you to do it!
@Simon I'm still subject to mods you know, and I can't kick/mute 'em
also @kalina (who I will keep pinging till she shows up again) didn't like the music tags
even after you two spent hours talking about the stuff in here
12:56
Yeah because these tags are much boring
They can all be summed up with this one:
@Simon hey tell it to @AviD he's the tag insister
@Simon so did we, but you just keep going.
wat
MODS CAN CREATE BIGGER TAGS THAN US?
@Simon no, you're just a fool
[tag: ovid] is not the same thing as , you see.
13:04
wat
Oh, the space.
okay let's try this slowly.... [tag: ovid] vs. [tag:ovid].
are we seeing the difference now?
Wanna explain me something else that I've already figured out?
@Simon Sure.
lololol
okay lets rollback a few seconds. we'll try again.
13:06
Yes, let's go back to the murdering.
lol
I look away for a minute
and @AviD is breaking his own rules again
^_^
we should get one of those "count up" clocks. "It has been X minutes, since @AviD broke his own rules"
Oh man, we need to get a bot to do this, with a dictionary of word that would reset the clock.
13:07
@RоryMcCune NEVER TELL ME THE RULES
Tell me the truth, if you think you know it
Lay down the law - if you're feeling brave
but, daleks:
NEVER, EVER, TELL ME THE RULES!
Ohh we're breaking some serious science here, boys!
@RоryMcCune You could pin a message, the time since posting counts as the time we were @avid breaking @avid enforced rules free.
@RоryMcCune lol nah not really
The second part of that sentence might have died halfway thorugh.
@Arperum good call
@AviD last rule incursion 14:00 22/10/2015 GMT
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heh
13:09
@RоryMcCune Add a timezone.
Oh come on, I thought it was clear that it had to be EST.
It's weirdly unspecific otherwise.
@Arperum it is implied.
You and your fake timezones.
@Arperum your face is weirdly unspecific.
13:10
@AviD Yup!
@RоryMcCune pffft, GMT, really? How atypically unstandard of you.
UTC FTW BABAY!
13:50
@AviD stop
@Ohnana collaborate and listen?
@RоryMcCune no, just stop. everything
@Ohnana that's going to make for a fairly quiet chat room
@Ohnana hammer time?
@Ohnana ... the world, I wanna get off?
... and shop?
@AviD who's paying
13:59
each for his / her own
not interested srry
ok
i'm a brooks brothers kinda guy
also one of my coworkers is navigating a conference call wake-up drunk
lmfao
@Ohnana I prefer blues brothers
@Ohnana have you considered rapidly spinning his/her chair, during said concall?
14:03
if he was here i'd totally do that
remote workers, remember?
we have a temp space today but 80% of the company isn't here
@Ohnana pffft at my age, I'm lucky if I can remember where I put my shoes
#FoGeY
@RоryMcCune you're already wearing them.
@RоryMcCune on the wrong feet.
@RоryMcCune and they're not from the same pair.
@AviD indoors, what sort of savage do you take me for
@AviD I think you might be thinking of you :op
#Fogey
@RоryMcCune well, my l'l ones, but sure.
14:08
I LOVE SPARKLY RAINBOWS!!
there are certain lines one should not cross.
I wasn't talking about your kids you mental donut.
what the fuck
i don't understanf
@Ohnana now now, language
@RоryMcCune english?
14:12
ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY SOMETHING IN THIS CHAT?
WHAT THE FRICK FRACK
@Ohnana well if you can't manage that, at least what you colonists have which comes vaguely close
@Simon something's just fine
@RоryMcCune are you, an englishman, bitching about american colonialism
are you really doing this right now
@Ohnana oh.. dear..
I
am
not
english
@RоryMcCune something
14:15
@Simon see thats fine :)
@RоryMcCune something
@RоryMcCune eh, close enough
@Ohnana I have a suggestion for you.. try going to a Glasgow pub and using that line
@RоryMcCune i'm sure they'll all want to hug me after
@Ohnana I believe you may receive the fabled "Glasgow Kiss"
14:17
actually don't know what that is... sounds violent
@RоryMcCune HA HA YOU JUST CAPTAIN AMERICA'D @Ohnana
I'd be too busy trying to pronounce Glasgow properly to say anything.
@Simon you think that's tough, try pronouncing what the people from there are called.
Glasgowians?
Glasgowers?
Glasgoweens?
4
thats a good one, you should try that one with them.
actually its Glaswegians, I think? @RоryMcCune?
14:21
@AviD correct
but maybe they'd all be willing to change it to @Simon's form.
If you want fun, try pronouncing the place just north of there, Milngavie
Pretty much everyone gets that wrong
unless they're a local
I wouldnt even guess
probably something like "Lochnessie"
@AviD It gets pronounced Mil-Guy
pronounciation completely unrelated to the spelling
14:24
@Simon bob?
@lady.donut y
Adi
Adi
Ummm
Who's the donut lady?
Simon's wife?
My donut or you can join the conspiracy theory that she doesn't exist and it's me on an alt account if you want.
14:44
@Simon that 2nd one sounds fun
dammit
LOL
nice
I really didn't know what to reply/say.
suddenly hebrew
@Simon thats never stopped you before
14:45
pls
Back then my favorite word wasn't illegal.
tbh spoken hebrew sounds like you have stubborn phlegm in your throat and you're begging for help
heh, thats only the achmed sound
but it features so often
@Ohnana that sounds like a weird coming-of-age romcom in the Bronx.
i want to hand you all hankies
14:46
@Adi correct, I think she's here to make sure @Simon isn't doing too much online flirting
@RоryMcCune yeah, @LucasKauffman was complaining.
wot
I'm totally allowed to flirt with men.
depends with whom.
yea man this is 2015
flirt with all the humans!
I would even say 2k15.
14:48
@Simon yeah but what about llamas?
how about limit it to those that are receptive to his advances?
@RоryMcCune They're off-limit, which was decided by me.
@RоryMcCune yeah, that sounds about right.
@Simon you probably should let @LucasKauffman down gently then
@AviD that's a good restriction
the dmz only endorses consentual flirtation
14:50
@Ohnana hey hey not in here
2 days ago, by AviD
THIS IS NOT A SEX CHAT ROOM
That's the worst line that was ever said in The DMZ.
i said flirtation dammit
what the hell kind of flirting are you doing
@Ohnana inorite? I think he's doing flirting wrong.
what exactly is the difference between text based flirtation and what @AviD has banned in here?
seems to me that would be a fuzzy line
14:52
@RоryMcCune because avid's a freaking dictator
@Simon nah the worst line that was said in here was "Simon: Hi, I'm new here"
:op
@Ohnana s/freaking/freaky/
@RоryMcCune 0 messages found
no you aren't
@Simon what you want the exact line... that's way too much work
@Ohnana hey hey no placing limits on someone's online persona you #Fogey
14:54
i do what i want
@Ohnana doesn't make it cool to attempt to make others conform to your ideas of how they should act :op
you're not my dad
you're too old to be my dad
@RоryMcCune eww
@Ohnana you're the one acting like a #Fogey
this ain't twitter you grandpa
go back to england :U
14:56
@Ohnana 0/10 must try harder
glasgow's in england, right?
@Ohnana see that's useless, we've done that one recently
if you want decent insults they need to be new
geez
i actually was about to make a wales joke and then i realized that you're scottish
whoooopsie
@RоryMcCune LINK HERE THE CGP GREY
@AviD nice save
we should use "per"
it's safer
14:58
"per"?
@AviD gender neutral pronoun
ah yeah
actually I was trying to type "HERE" the first time, but messed up, then panicked
which is not a bad book
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