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17:00
@JohnP no
@Simon y u so mean?
@JohnP That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
@kalina Huh? Why was that mean?
@kalina like hands
@Simon suggesting that I would game the system
@kalina pls.
@TerryChia is the mastermind of gaming the system
not I
17:06
Editing names is actually quite useful - less so here, but there are some very offensive things people put as user names
where did that come from
what are you talking about
why would you do such a thing
where is the real @RoryAlsop
Hahaha - catching up on transcript is always odd
why bother?
stop treating it like a persistent world and approach chat as though it's episodic content with only the briefest of season wide story arcs
@RoryAlsop Evenin' Squire, looks like I'll be in Fettes On thursday, you about?
monster of the week, if you will
only that we seem to be stuck in a loop where every episode @Simon is the monster of the week
so it's basically an episodic version of groundhog day
everybody is afk
fantastic
17:10
ok
@kalina yeah it's that episode where no-ones about
you've seen it before
I don't like that episode
let's skip to the episode where everybody is here and kalina is the most awesome
@kalina heh
It was the best episode of season 65.
@kalina Why? At least it's nice and peacefull.
17:12
it's fine, stuff thing to to the the do
@RоryMcCune unfortunately I will now be in Lahndahn Village on Thursday - for the next round of interviewing
:-(
denied
@RoryAlsop nooooooooo :(
@RoryAlsop good luck at the Interview tho' :)
cheers
@RoryAlsop BTW looks like Mr Brady will be in the meeting I'm going to..
which is amusing
17:14
heh - also over that way you may see Dave Calder, Colin Fraser even Jitender Arora
@RоryMcCune You're having a meeting with a US football player?
like there's only one Mr Brady in the world
@kalina he knew I would know
@RoryAlsop Colin's in... wouldn't have thought it
silly American
17:15
Rories know, you know
@RoryAlsop I was talking at the David
@kalina hahahaha "At"
you know when you're sitting there going "yeah this track sounds good, I think it's finished" and then suddenly the riff gets squashed by a limiter and you're all D:
@kalina You're all @Simon's appendage?
oh - it's a left facing face
:-)
@kalina Yup, just like there is only one @kalina in the world.
17:18
@DavidFreitag only one what does the fire
@DavidFreitag well I am pretty unique
@kalina unique is absolute - it needs no qualifier </bear>
lol
I always think lol looks like a guy drowning
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@RoryAlsop pls, she wouldn't be able to handle it.
@RoryAlsop a bit
@Simon I know, even with my small hands there are some issues handling something that microscopic
all pls my ween is sized more than properly.
17:24
since the average length of a man's penis is 5 inches, I'd hope so
still, "above average" is hardly an accolade in this instance
please don't cry, I didn't mean to upset you :(
wat
Was I supposed to answer something?
preferably not
@kalina this can't actually be true, surely - although even more off topic in here than usual
@RoryAlsop well I google'd it and multiple resources agreed
@RoryAlsop I agree it doesn't seem correct, at least from my limited experience
maybe it's clever - to make folks feel better about themselves...
17:30
ministry of truth in action
I vaguely recall that the medical definition of length was a bit unintuitive. But I don't feel like googling that.
@kalina IIRC the average is different depending on the country.
@Simon you heading for the obvious south park reference there?
wat
I'm always a god damn angel and you guys turn me into Satan.
@Simon pls
17:34
Canada is in the small list
#suckstobeyou
Sucks that my country is listed on a wordpress website, true.
that also sucks
I'm going to be honest and say I've over-committed to this conversation and don't really want to talk about penis all night
@kalina that list is incomplete
I would assume all other countries weren't worth mentioning
What's the average boob size of feminists?
17:39
yeah well there'd obviously be some sort of shrinkage involved if I moved to Canada :P
@Simon are you implying that there is some kind of connection?
wat
@Simon I once got in an argument with a feminist, I told her that someone staring at her chest was a massive compliment.
@TildalWave well it is pretty cold there
@DavidFreitag no it's not...
@DavidFreitag Did she pull the object card?
17:40
@kalina I know - I was joking. She imploded.
Anyway, as most of you know, I always have had a lot of respect for bitches.
@Simon I was too busy laughing at her and running away to listen to what she was screaming at me
objectification is no laughing matter
@Simon sigh
:D
does the trololo pls dance
@kalina We were friends and presumably she figured out I was kidding so she removed her shoe and chased me around with it
17:41
Such a versatile dance.
@Simon You mean because of how they care for their puppies?
@Iszi ex-one pls
@DavidFreitag What is it with girls and their shoes? The time they spend taking one off to use as a flogging implement, we spend getting a head start.
It just don't make sense.
@Iszi Because the fun is not in the flogging - it is in the chase.
@kalina I want to click that so bad, but I'm at work.
@Iszi If their taste in shoes is sufficiently bad, they'll run faster without them.
17:44
@DavidFreitag I guess that depends on whom you ask.
well it looks safe for work but it has a page title of "world map of average breast sizes"
@Iszi Once again I presume it was for her, she could easily have outrun me and pummeled my face in with her shoe, but she did not.
you don't get to star it
boobies :)
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too late I already clicked it :P
well that was the point of linking it
-.-
17:45
@TildalWave Re-paste the link so we can star it!
What happened now?
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Once, I broke a combo.
That was a cluster.
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you think there's a limit?
17:48
Still a better conversation than when the Andrew guy is around.
no but it will break the css eventually
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@DavidFreitag TWSS?
ok we can stop now, we made JohnP leave
pls one last
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flagged as offensive
rekt
17:51
erm no you didn't :P
and I'm not cleaning that, too much effort
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well yes, why would I want @Simon banned?
I'm sure both roros will be proud of us.
@Simon so proud
:D
I feel sorry for the other Rory who will try and re-read the transcript
17:53
@TildalWave TWSS?
@kalina I'm closing this as too broad
@Iszi I would say that
@kalina poor elder rory forced to read about boobies repeatedly
@Iszi hehehe cute
just spit it out all over his side of the bed and then go to sleep
17:54
@TildalWave No, close as "unclear what you're asking".
call it payback
@kalina classy
payback 4 wot
@RоryMcCune I have my moments
@kalina That's a great way to wake up wearing a cape.
17:55
@Simon I'm sure said individual would deserve it in some way at some point
Your e-dad?
@DavidFreitag I don't know what that reference means, and I'm fairly sure I want to keep it that way
seriously, this conversation got out of hand
donno
17:56
@kalina hey you're doing an @AviD :D
@kalina Out of hand and into the mouth?
@RоryMcCune eeewww
(AKA the act of realising soon after posting something that it went over a line)
seriously can we stop now
@DavidFreitag And back out again, it seems. All over the bed, too.
17:57
and not what @TildalWave thought it meant
@kalina You started this.
@Snowden
I used to work for the government. Now I work for the public. Director at @FreedomofPress.
7 tweets, 289k followers, following 1 users
this was your stupid TWSSes
@Iszi Someone should learn to use a towel.
17:58
^^^in entirely different news, this guy is getting quite a few followers today
@RоryMcCune Man, he should have put in an "arrow to the knee" joke there.
289k in less than a day ain't bad
The gov still wants his head, right?
@Simon yes
@RоryMcCune Verified account, too. Hm.
17:59
geez he got 30k followers in the time from me opening the page to posting that link
so < 1 min
@RоryMcCune He follows one account - @NSAGov
@RоryMcCune slightly envious
@CodesInChaos nice!
@kalina yeah that's impressive traction
@RоryMcCune follows @NSAGov and nobody else ... what a douche
tildad pls
o oops
18:00
@TildalWave the account is like 2 hours old
I'm not even close to my first 1000 after several years -_-
@Simon Wait, when did @TildalWave become your dad?
@CodesInChaos poor you
The government can't find him, meanwhile Twitter can verify him.
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Fucking amateurs.
@Iszi When my keyboard decided so.
@kalina hey your account I found the other day only had like 150
18:02
@RоryMcCune pls
ex-one, what did you do now?
I don't have a Twitter account because I find the 140 character limit oppressing.
I find twitter to be very... throwaway
It's true that most of the few times that I've tweeted, I've had to cut off a lot of poetic parts in my tweets.
@ThomasPornin it's kinda like haiku though you know the limit is part of the art
18:04
@ThomasPornin It's rather challenging to compress a meaningful thought into 140 chars.
One of the reasons why I use it so little.
@ThomasPornin it works for haiku ;)
I find my tweets are just strings of hashtags
#pretty #cute #girly #sweet
@kalina #dance #dubstep #beats #Ibuiza ?
#morning #nomakeupselfie #hashtag #abuse
18:05
@Simon not what I thought youd've gone with, but hey whatever works for you
#artistname #newtrackname beatport/link=newtrack #trancefamily
@kalina Sharing the hashtags you use? Tsk tsk, that's poor opsec.
I almost never see hashtags on twitter.
#housefamily #nothingbut128bpm #festivaloutfit
@DavidFreitag or more really convincing misdirection
18:08
@RоryMcCune A tweet for a thought / A hundred and forty steps / toward oblivion.
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@CodesInChaos Follow some chicks on Instagram, you'll see more than you'll ever want to.
#harder #faster #better #stronger
#olddaftpunkwasmuchbetter
@ThomasPornin sounds like the start of a Twitter novelty account... nihilistic bear haikus!
@kalina What more pillow talk?
user122738
18:09
@ThomasPornin see? that's worth a tweet :)
@Begueradj you learned to take screenshots, congratulation
@kalina it's almost a haiku tho
mmm
> average length of a man's penis
hardly an accolade
please don't cry
18:12
@TildalWave Theoretically, the rule is 5-7-5.
But some have argued that the rule makes sense for Japanese, not for English.
just wanted to say that
You guys keep making haiku's about penis length, I'm going to get a ruler.
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Well, that's depressing.
@DavidFreitag TWSS?
user122738
How many members are needed to review a late answer entry (within this queue)?
18:28
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A: Prefix 'xcdg' does not map to a namespace

Viktor La CroixWell it was just problem with VS2012 Xaml Designer and it was reported and fixed with VS Update 3.

That problem was not fixed.
And it is a pain in the ass.
18:39
@Begueradj A look at the history of reviews seems to show that a single review is sufficient for "late answer" entries.
@DavidFreitag By using XML you get what you deserve.
@ThomasPornin I am only a maintainer, it was not my choice to use XML.
@DavidFreitag #lifeasamaintainer
Like right now I'm writing an utility in VB6.
I've tried to shoot myself 12 times so far today.
Folks, don't try to use the built-in listview if you want column headers, those are too sophisticated!
It must be awful being so useless that you can't even shoot yourself properly.
@DavidFreitag How do you want me to shoot myself without a gun? #canaduh
@Simon A bullet, a tube, a nail, and a rubber band is all you need.
18:43
Let me go to Walmart to buy a bullet.
ow8
AFAIK Walmart does not sell bullets.
But then again I refuse to shop there.
@Simon "You do a Google search on how to shoot yourself in the foot using Visual Basic. You find seventeen completely different ways to do it, none of which are properly structured. You paste the first example into the IDE and compile. It brushes your teeth. "
Fun fact, I've worked there for 3 years during school.
@RоryMcCune Hehehehehe.
^I'd claim credit , but I just got it from that
Ruby - "You shoot yourself in the foot and then have to justify it to all your friends who are still naively using Perl. "
it's a bit of an old page I think
Look at all those Mid, Left, Right and Len.
18:48
HTML - "You cut a bullethole in your foot with nothing more than a small penknife, but you realize that to make it look convincing, you need to be using Dreamweaver."
wow that really is an old page
Apparently, a client where I worked for 2 months was using Dreamweaver to edit his site.
@Simon wow
Yep. I felt like that was also another reason to leave.
> MyDataGrid.Dispatcher.BeginInvoke(new Action(() => MyDataGrid.Items.Refresh()), System.Windows.Threading.DispatcherPriority.Background);
What a hack.
@kalina on a smartphone! Damn you!
18:52
I vomited a little.
@DavidFreitag Whoa, what is this whole => thing about?
pls this is not PHP.
@RoryAlsop that must be a bit painful.
@RоryMcCune nope - on the phone that fact is entirely obscured :-)
@DavidFreitag Interesting.
18:54
@Simon Which is being used as an Action delegate for BeginInvoke so that the function is called asynchronously.
Was there a comment at least?
"to execute the refresh in delay"
pls son
@Simon It's the easiest way to do it. You can't call Items.Refresh() while in the EndEdit event, so it needs to be done asynchronously.
And if you make the mistake of calling CommitEdit in the EndEdit event you get infinite recursion.
That's usually very good for a processor.
19:00
And interestingly enough even though it recurses infinitely there is no stack overflow
That's because it goes so deep in the recursion that it ends up creating more resources.
Presumably. If I let it run long enough to chew through all 32GB of my ram it would probably die a fiery death
@DavidFreitag I used to purchase a large percentage of my ammunition from Wal-Mart.
@Xander Fairy 'nough. Like I said, I refuse to shop there. It could also be that is a southern thing, because I haven't heard of that up here.
@DavidFreitag That is certainly possible.
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Q: Accidental insult over the phone

wnnmawBackground: We submitted an engineering product to the client, who then has a team review our submission and provide comments which we must resolve. One particular reviewer, Andy (not his/her real name), has been very difficult, and even combative about resolving his comments. He's earned a rep...

ouch
that is not how you conference call at all
Yeah seriously, if you're going to call someone a pussy at least have the common decency to do it to their face.
@DavidFreitag his or her*
@RoraΖ ftfm
@RoraΖ that's the dumbest grammar rule. i reject your correction
19:32
@Ohnana I REJECT YOU
@RoraΖ already done
@Ohnana I know you are but what am I
....well... I just looked at reviews and we have over 252 entries in the "Late Answers" category....?
woooot?
19:36
on it
What I'm seeing now is answers from 2013 or 2012. Something happened.
@TildalWave Methinks someone at SE borked something.
methinks you're right
Don't fix it till I've done my 20.... !! ;-)
Whoa.
19:40
I bet it's a test of each site's response time to a massive influx of entries in the review queues.
They may have just changed the rules on what constitutes a late answer, surfacing a bunch that hadn't been before.
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A: Can we raise the bar for reputation for late answers to enter the review queue?

Jon EricsonQueue growth Review queues lose effectiveness if posts aren't regularly (and accurately) cleared. A queue such as close votes on Stack Overflow that never seems to get to 0 fails to provide time-sensitive feedback that aids learning. So if we raise the bar for late answers which increases the nu...

now the late answers queue has all answers from users with rep < 50
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Dayum.
ooooh
it only lets you do 5/hr?
Nah, I got all my 20.
19:44
this is a ripoff, i want to spend 3 hours doing nothing but reviews
@Gilles ah interesting, thanks!
Review, you puppets!
and if someone just sits on their mouse to go through the review queue with no action needed I'm gonna sit on your mouse to go through you!!
@TildalWave Kinky.
19:45
people are instantly starting to complaing
server fault got swamped
@TildalWave I skipped everything that didn't have ~3 upvotes.
:D :D :D
oww man I gotta see SO now
Ok... I'm looking at this answer: security.stackexchange.com/questions/3561/… This seems a joke answer, but it's at +3 and no downvotes.
LOL I just realized I have no idea how to even get to the review queue.
@Simon skip is fine, that just leaves it for someone else to review
19:46
@TildalWave only 807
@S.L.Barth i don't know, that's an answer -- "this question breaks opsec"
@Gilles It's going down really fast.
@Gilles 753 they're crunching them down fast
shit, beaten to it by a @Simon
rekt
19:47
@Ohnana I'm really wondering if I'm missing something. It looks like a joke answer.
i think everyone went into "OH FUCK REVIEW GUIZE" mode
@S.L.Barth FOUO -- for official eyes only
This question breaks OPSEC" is a comment, not an answer.
he's basically saying "shut the fuck up, it's secure, this is above your clearance"
@S.L.Barth But if you look at the question, it actually is a valid answer
Yeah, a ton of answers are answering off-topic questions.
19:49
@Gilles OK. Won't flag, then. I read the question a couple of times, I couldn't make up my mind.
@Simon Yes, the Close Votes queue here is likely to get a bump.
this seems like a good decision
we're getting alerted to all kinds of goofy shit
@S.L.Barth Which will make people super mad like when I flagged a ton of old questions.
People are gonna go all bananas.
@Simon So you'll get the same whining that usually goes on on Meta SO... "why did you close my quesiton, lots of people need to know what is the best PHP framework!!"
@S.L.Barth Oh lawd.

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