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12:00
@Adnan Can't see
@RoryAlsop you must have been gone for only a few minutes.
@Adnan ex?
@AviD Yup
@AviD how come so much chatty
ahhh - I see
@Adnan yours or @kisu's?
I demand someone email me the contents of that link to my work email!!
12:00
@Kisunminttu Getting more ridiculous with each profile pic.
this is how kalina has more chat activity than t'other rory
@Kisunminttu I'll send it on WhatsApp
@AviD Mine
@RoryAlsop @kalina was here, @FEichinger and @Lighty were sharing moronic inanities, and @Adnan and @Kisunminttu were flirting up a storm. So, the usual.
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dont rub it in D:
@RoryAlsop Yet.
12:01
@Lighty That's what she never said
TWSNS
ahwgawd adnan
@Adnan do need to appreciate her shirt, though.
I can't even be bothered to scroll back that far. I'll assume I missed nothing and continue as usual
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and how is there a beach in Finland??
@Adnan I have whatsapp open but you're not even online
12:02
@RoryAlsop just check the stars.
way to leave me hanging : (
@AviD That's in Syria
@Adnan ah, makes much more sense.
@Kisunminttu meh, you're not missing much. ;-)
Hey! There are beaches in Finland!
arent those called playgrounds with sandboxes?
12:03
@Kisunminttu not with sand and bathing suits. More like ice and parkas.
@Kisu I agree with @AviD
@AviD I'm starting to like you
@Kisunminttu You're actually not missing anything
@Adnan I set 'em up, you hit 'em out of the park. You're welcome.
@Kisunminttu "starting"? STARTING??
Such a beautiful bromance
12:04
@AviD aaaand we're not bros anymore
@Adnan hahahaha
@AviD Oh shush. :)
you even treat @Adnan similarly.
It's adorable.
@AviD Except you're very far from @Adnan
@Adnan haha, well you didn't know me then.
Though I would still agree with you.
12:08
altleast her hand is not up your..er..
nvm
:3
@Lighty Hey, adjust yourself
I won't hesitate flagging you next time
@Lighty why do you keep emoticoning testicles?
aaand @AviD had to ruin my seriousness by talking about my testicals
it was a reference to the puppetsock thing adnan D:
@AviD Umm... Thanks?
12:09
@Adnan hehe, who says they are yours??
and @AviD, im not really following you...
@Adnan check your whatsapp :)
12:29
Steak and eggs is a beautiful thing.
@Kisunminttu Sooo cute
@Adnan :* :* :*
the best thing i saw today
@Lighty basically using dropbox as a CMS....?
@Adnan apparently there's a salad / fruit salad bar in that one supermarket that I told you about a while ago. 12 e / kg, they have different melons and apparently mango and peaches and stuff. Like, cubes.
12:34
what kind of horrid sites have you been hanging out at, if that is the best thing you've seen today?
@AviD Stackexchange :3
@AviD if you get a lot of traffic your account will get suspended
heh
@Nick no no, this is a brilliant idea.
@Kisunminttu I wish i could motivate myself to buy healthy food. It's just so much easier to buy garbage and funnel it in with a large shovel.
Because that all sounds delicious.
@AviD but its not...
12:36
@Nick no really, my sarcasm is genuine.
@AviD well its the interwebz ... put some <sarcasm> HTML xD
@Kisunminttu Yummm
@DavidFreitag It's self-motivating after a while :) you feel better and look good
if we had some way of turning stupidity into energy, the Internet would be a self-sustaining generator.
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@Nick please, it should have been obvious from " using dropbox as a CMS".
@Kisunminttu You seriously underestimate my powers of procrastination. I see getting a knife and slicing a cantaloupe to be too much work just for a snack.
12:38
@AviD I have seen people mean that...
@AviD (and actually do it)
@DavidFreitag yeah, why bother slicing - just grab a spoon.
@Nick exactly.
@DavidFreitag That's why you buy it from salad bars ;)
boredom
@AviD But that's no good either. I would end up eating the entire thing, which is almost as bad...
no, that's fine - it's fruit, so its healthy.
12:40
@Kisunminttu The only salad bars near where I would travel for food are all terrifying. The fruit and vegies in there are colors that have never been seen in the wild. For instance, dark green carrots.
btw, if you want an amazing summer fruit treat: take a watermelon, cut a small hole in the top, and pour in vodka/rum/etc. Let it sit for a while. Then get drunk on watermelon. Perfect for a beach party.
The only other alternative is "Whole Foods" which is hideously over-priced, and I would rather eat my own face than deal with the people who generally frequent those places.
@Adnan interesting
@AviD That's a great idea actually.
12:42
I just found the term that sums up my life
@AviD Been meaning to try this
@TerryChia You've never done that before?
But seriously, how much must you pour in to get drunk off that?
well, it was presented to me
oh yeah, its fantastic. Tastes amazing, fun party food, refreshing, etc. Make sure its cooled, then eat it when its hot out.
12:42
boredom is now a euphemism
@DavidFreitag Hehehe. We're trying to grow purple basil with @Adnan
@kalina If you're happy, then I'm happy
Oh, and do yourself a favor - make sure everyone knows that watermelon is alcoholic.
@kalina Of course it is. This is the DMZ.
Well, actually, I'm indifferent, but I'll say I'm happy.
@DavidFreitag Nope.
12:43
@Adnan I was going to say
@TerryChia depends on the size. you could pour in most of a bottle, if you do it right.
@TerryChia You should definitely try. It also works (to a varying degree) with cantaloupe. It depends on how ripe it is.
sorry you lost me at size
ok, you probably wont get really drunk, but maybe a nice surprising buzz.
@AviD With a sip in between pours ;)?
12:44
> take a watermelon, cut a small hole in the top...
I'm sure @Simon is familiar with that
@Adnan :D
no that would be maple tree
@Adnan Then replace the insides with chocolate pudding and an M1000.
@AviD Heh. A bottle probably wouldn't get me drunk especially if you share it with people.
hehe
12:44
@Adnan hahahaha!
Light it and hide behind something immediately.
The wall is now sprayed with my stuff
7
oh god
oh my
hahaha, fastest starring I've seen in a while.
12:45
control yourself
DMZ in a nutshell?
@DavidFreitag You are mistaken, @Simon is Canadian. It's the Americans that like to blow things up.
The star wall, god damn it!
@Adnan like you didn't do that on purpose
@TerryChia And yet I'm American...
12:46
@kalina Of course I did it on purpose, but that won't stop me from pretending I didn't
@Adnan GREAT SUCCESS!
anyway I'm still bored
@kalina No way you finished that fast
@kalina procrasturbate some more.
that's a great word.
@AviD Wait, but wasn't boredom a euphemism for that?
@Adnan what, I didn't do anything
@Adnan It's a euphemism. I was bored all night long.
you think I'd sit here chatting with you people while doing that?
@RоryMcCune Keep up old man.
what a buzz kill
12:48
Hey, @Kisu, wanna get bored tonight?
@TerryChia what! the buzzcocks are awesome!
@Adnan Oh yes.
get a room you guys D:
@kalina I'd think it helps.
especially if @Simon is around.
@Kisu We can arrange stamps all night long
12:48
@AviD only if you refine the meaning of "think"
@RоryMcCune That was referring to how far back the message you were replying to is.
@AviD You've mistaken boredom for massive quantities of marijuana.
@DavidFreitag ah no, that's @kalina's job.
@TerryChia yeah all of 20 minutes, lord I feel like I'm wearing A-line flares :op
@TerryChia he's that slow :p
12:49
@kalina or I have actual work to do today...
@AviD Which is who we are talking about no?
@Adnan Mmmm... that sounds like a great way to get bored together.
@DavidFreitag you said I did that.
@Kisunminttu The euphemisms just keep flowing.
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@RоryMcCune what's "work" ?
12:50
anyway @TerryChia @kalina I refer you to the pinned message from our great leader @RoryAlsop
@AviD Weren't we talking about @kalina being bored while talking here?
@TerryChia heh, you just made "euphemism" into a euphemism.
@RоryMcCune great? leader?
Rory?
@AviD Heh, I didn't even think of that.
12:51
I am a follower of the church of AviD, I don't follow the Rories
@TerryChia 3 stars says otherwise.
@kalina w000t, I have some followers.
Are you the anti-Rory?
@AviD Now you need to start asking for donations.
I am the nemesis of the Roryhood of Rory
.... @RoryAlsop is gonna eliminate me now, to prevent century-long religious wars, isn't he.
12:52
@kalina sounds like you're off-topic in this room then :op
yes because I've ever held a single security related conversation in this room
@AviD I will be disappointed if you just give in like that
@kalina Yeah, you've always been covered under the euphemism clause, but being a non-believer is a serious no-no.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
@kalina We will go underground! Subversively pretend to convert to @Roryhood, then subverse from inside!
@kalina Except Fox's board of directors.
12:55
hehe
I'm sorry we have to go with your first typo
I always make that mistake.
all of this faith you have
have you ever considered that if you followed the church of AviD and disavowed the Roryhood that you wouldn't make that mistake?
@AviD doesn't believe in mistakes.
Apparently, according to some of my clients at least, we can simply redefine reality such that mistakes are correct, and success.
@AviD You would be out of a job if the world was mistake free.
12:58
@TerryChia I would not. I would be able to focus on the more interesting parts of my job.
@kalina No. I believe that it is the will of the Rory that i make that mistake. It is also his will that i learn from the mistakes that he wants me to make. So it has been said.
@AviD If software and people behaves exactly as they should, the infosec industry wouldn't exist.
@DavidFreitag So let it be written, SO LET IT BE DONE.
@TerryChia no, because then you get to work on defining HOW it should behave.

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