The DMZ

kalina

12:00

I suspect the overwhelming feeling that the individual under the cross hairs' continued existence is entirely up to me and can be ended by squeezing the trigger from a mile away would result in me running hot

AviD

@kalina one mile away? A single individual at a time?

kalina

which doesn't really mix with the calm temperament required of a sniper and would probably result in mass murder

AviD

Pshaw, you should look into artillery. 100 meter radius total desolation, from over 30 km away.

kalina

PITIFUL LITTLE ANTS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BULLET STORM

AviD

@kalina are there any clocktowers near you....?

kalina

12:02

@AviD psh, nuclear weapons, big crater where country used to be

where does the scaling stop?

Adnan

@kalina Hehehehe.. one mile away.

Heheheh

AviD

heh

kalina

@AviD yes

Lighty

heheh

hehehehe

kalina

there is too much hehehhhehHEhehehahaehHHahe in here today

Lighty

12:03

too much hehehehehe and not enough flag-worthy comments

kalina

flag worthy comments are too easy

Terry Chia

@kalina Death Star. One planet at a time.

kalina

@TerryChia screw that, collapse a sun, entire system at a time

Lighty

they're only flagworthy if theyre funny, because the people lagging comments have no sense of humour

proven fact

AviD

@TerryChia Pshaw. Extended universe, death star was not the biggest weapon.

Lighty

12:05

what about Halo? galaxies at a time

Terry Chia

@AviD I'm trying to ignore the pile of crap that's the Star Wars EU.

AviD

also, sun-consuming Dark Pheonix. Just sayin'.

@TerryChia BLASPHEMER!

Lighty

or if you want to destroy everything

Terry Chia

@AviD If we are going comic books, how about the Infinity Gauntlet?

kalina

dial up the stargate to multiple worlds at once, jump the incoming wormhole to a gate with a black hole at the other end

Lighty

12:06

let gays be gays, according to logics, god hates that and will destroy everything in existence

kalina

take down most of the habitable galaxy

AviD

@TerryChia Then there was Legion. Rewrite the fabric of reality.

@kalina False. Black holes are not that destructive, and do not suck up all things.

Terry Chia

@AviD Hmm, I didn't get that reference.

kalina

@AviD I'm guessing you didn't watch stargate?

AviD

Legion (Marvel Comics)

Legion (David Charles Haller) is a fictional character, an antihero appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics. David is the mutant son of Professor Charles Xavier and Israeli Holocaust survivor Gabrielle Haller. He has a severe mental illness, including a form of dissociative identity disorder (more commonly known as multiple personality disorder), with each of his personas controlling one of his many superpowers. Publication history Created by writer Chris Claremont and artist Bill Sienkiewicz, the character first appears in New Mutants #25 (Mar 1985). In 1991 he was assign...

Lighty

12:08

you know, there is this scottish person here in the office building

the way he pronounces shit

is just hilarious

kalina

that's racist

well, probably not

Lighty

thats funny

kalina

but I'll put that thought out there anyway

I'll tell you what's funny

Adnan has a girlfriend

Lighty

instead of saying shit, he just scream SHET in this heavy accent

not a girlfreind, a sockpuppet

Terry Chia

@AviD Ah, interesting. I doubt that beats the Infinity Gauntlet though. :P

AviD

12:09

reality warping, man.

kalina

reality warping is hardly a super power

even Steve Jobs knew how to warp reality

AviD

hahaha, good one @kalina

Terry Chia

@AviD That's hardly a big deal in the Marvel Universe.

kalina

@AviD you say that like everything I say isn't worth your undivided attention

AviD

so one of the most powerful characters in the X-Men universe, was in fact a marketer?

kalina

12:11

@AviD "it's like magic" "truly magical"

Lighty

crap

kalina

lighty just linked porn in the dmz

no ban

I say certain words

the entire network joins the channel

favouritism

Lighty

i pasted a google search link of a page isntead of the actual page

iflscience.com/chemistry/morgan-freeman%E2%80%99s-voice-helium

there

FEichinger

@TerryChia Very much so, yes.

kalina

I have reached the optimal level of boredom

AviD

12:14

@kalina @FEichinger also this, very much so yes.

FEichinger

@AviD I was catching up on the transcript, give me some time!

kalina

@FEichinger ping

@FEichinger another ping

@FEichinger third ping

@FEichinger enjoying the transcript?

@FEi angel cake

FEichinger

SCREW YOU.

kalina

@fei blah

AviD

are you pinging @FEichinger just to confuse him?

kalina

12:15

@fei woo

@fei spam limited

AviD

why else would you be pinging @FEichinger so much?

kalina

@fei @avid yes

Terry Chia

@FEichinger I'll help you out.

@FEichinger :)

FEichinger

...

kalina

@fei @avid he has to read anything I ping him

AviD

12:15

ah. but why are you messing with @FEichinger?

FEichinger

I hate you all.

kalina

@fei :P

Lighty

@FEichinger we love you too

AviD

did @FEichinger do something wrong?

FEichinger

@AviD ... Phrasing.

kalina

12:16

@AviD @Fei easy target

AviD

@FEichinger that's "messing around".

and @FEichinger - feel free

kalina

@fei's favourite thing is being called freddie

AviD

@FEichinger why do you like being called freddie?

David Freitag

@FEichinger Just do what @RоryMcCune did and stick some random ASCII character in your name.

FEichinger

@kalina You're playing with fire, darling.

kalina

12:17

@FEichinger I am *made* of fire.

FEichinger

... I was about to realize my mistake, yes.

Terry Chia

@DavidFreitag Won't help in this case, we aren't ambiguously pinging @FEichinger after all.

AviD

okay, I'm actually bored of pinging @FEichinger.

@FEichinger, I'm done pinging you.

@FEichinger for now.

kalina

I'm never bored of pinging @FEichinger

3

or @fei

David Freitag

@TerryChia Yeah, but that would stop @fei from working (if done properly)

kalina

12:18

6000 pings per second

AviD

@kalina now that is some phraseology.

kalina

I wonder what it would sound like it I took the ping sound and retriggered it 6000 times per second

Lighty

my legs have fallen asleep

FEichinger

@kalina I can tell you. It doesn't work all too well.

kalina

high pitch tone

I could make a track out of that

FEichinger

12:19

(I had that happen when I built the alerts script once. It was ... mildly amusing.)

Speaking of the alerts script, I should probably disable the "kalina" pings again for the time being.

kalina

you hate me

might as well just die right now

Lighty

we love you :3

liek a sister

FEichinger

@kalina You know full well that's not true.

Lighty

a crazy sister

David Freitag

@Lighty Aren't they all crazy?

kalina

12:20

er no

women are not crazy, men just don't understand us

David Freitag

@kalina I meant sisters, but that works too.

FEichinger

@kalina isn't crazy.

Well, not that kind of crazy, anyway.

Lighty

i think im one of the few who actually understand women

kalina

it's perfectly normal to play with fire

where play = set people on fire

David Freitag

I can't wait. I got to work early this morning so i can go to the lake and have a relaxing swim later today.

kalina

12:22

it's perfectly normal to throw plates at people who annoy you

FEichinger

@kalina ... What's going on this time?

kalina

nothing

I haven't smashed our kitchen since the last time

FEichinger

*sigh*

David Freitag

@kalina I have to admit when that first happened i was a bit shocked. But now the DMZ has taken my innocence.

kalina

and like I explained to my house mate

would he rather I smash plates to expel my anger or arm myself with knifes?

Terry Chia

12:24

@kalina Neither option is optimal.

FEichinger

Considering the constant risk anyone in your vicinity puts their life at, I think that would not be much of a difference.

David Freitag

@kalina I'm feeling lucky: Let's have both.

kalina

I find breaking plates cathartic

AviD

> Women are crazy, Men are stupid. Which is what makes the women crazy.

David Freitag

Oh, and there's thermite in the cupboard.

AviD

12:25

@Lighty hahahaha

Lighty

i can safely say i understand "women" enough to say they're not as crazy as you think

there are 3 types of women, crazy b*tches, actual women, and @AviD

FEichinger

@kalina Hey, that's alright. As long as you don't start getting people stabbed or set on fire, feel free to do whatever you like.

kalina

I... brb, need to cancel a hit

FEichinger

ಠ_ಠ

Lighty

o.o

kalina

12:27

don't worry, I doubt it would have effected any of you guys

the hit was for male italians

it was more like multiple hits

a bit of an open ended job

Lighty

cancel a hit? as in....?

FEichinger

@kalina ... Right.

David Freitag

@kalina All male Italians?

Kisunminttu

@kalina So, you're into... groups?

AviD

that's racist.

Lighty

12:29

o.o

FEichinger

@Kisunminttu Oh my!

David Freitag

@AviD Not to mention sexist..

Lighty

@Kisunminttu leave her at peace, atleast she isnt into sockpuppets D:

kalina

actually it's neither

in lieu of additional information to narrow down my target

I figured I'd just start with what I know

I'm only after one person

it's a shame the other millions got in the way

I won't lose any sleep over it though

they were men, afterall

FEichinger

sigh

Terry Chia

12:31

@kalina If the FBI is watching this space, let the record show that I am against genocide.

kalina

if the FBI is watching

Lighty

the FBI and NSA are assholes

they wont send me a backup of the harddrive that got corrupted a few days ago

kalina

let them know that any attempt to try and stop me will result in me detw79et657$&^A%$E%^£$%^$*($&WEAREWATCHINGYOU*^"£$sd

Lighty

if i ever need a bodyguard

i want this big wolf to be one

David Freitag

Ah, yes, i believe that is the sound of a military mobilizing.

Lighty

12:33

and then i would ride it into battle

David Freitag

►

kalina

I got stuck at "and then I would ride it"

Lighty

thats also an option

:3

you know what my curse is?

FEichinger

@kalina Thank you for saying what I was thinking.

Lighty

i picture everything i read and hear in my head

im too literal, so thats why i cringe so much in this room

:3

kalina

12:36

@Lighty I used to, I still do a lot, depending on my state of mind and how long it has been since I last was in here

but I've learned to enter what I call "sanity protection mode"

especially when adnan and simon are around

Lighty

thats my trick

im not sane :3

kalina

I like to believe that I am

I believe that I'm completely normal and it's the rest of you that are strange

Lighty

believe what you want :P

thats what you said to those people that died in that plane crash too, didnt you?

kalina

which plane crash

Lighty

that one

AviD

12:40

@kalina surest sign of the crazies.

FEichinger

@kalina Hey, now, you are perfectly normal ... On the outside.

kalina

I don't know what you're specifically referring to and do not wish to incriminate myself

I wish I could go home and live with my own species

FEichinger

Right.

kalina

...

you think I want to be here?

around all of you filthy smelly creatures?

Lighty

my back itches, and i cant reach it

FEichinger

12:44

@kalina :(

kalina

believe it or not I was exiled here as a PUNISHMENT

Lighty

its PROFESSIONAL filthy smelly creature

D:

kalina

if only they knew how bad you people would evolve we'd have never seeded you 4000 years ago

FEichinger

Right.

So much for the "normal on the outside".

Lighty

*7.8 billion

right?

was it 7.8? or something else

kalina

12:46

humanity was our 9th attempt at an intelligent lifeform

seeded 4000 years ago

I still classify the experiment as a failure on the "intelligent" side of things

AviD

@kalina 6th. Previous versions were... too perfect. Human minds rejected it.

Lighty

you know what the worst part is?

shes right

this civilization has shit for brains :S

kalina

@AviD lol the matrix

sorry but that's 100% humanity just there

trying to work out how things came to be but never quite being clever enough to see it

it's ok, only 3 years left to go until the incident

Lighty

i want humans to have tails

tails are awesome

kalina

humans had tails

AviD

12:50

...

Lighty

i know, HAD

AviD

I need to go away for a bit.

kalina

@AviD just overloaded

he just can't take it anymore

Lighty

poor AviD >:

kalina

AVID YOU NEED TO RELEASE PRESSURE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Lighty

12:51

not farting is bad for your health you know!

David Freitag

I hate having to support 16bit applications for windows 7 and 8.

Terry Chia

@DavidFreitag Wut.

David Freitag

@TerryChia Our instruments are from the 90s and are based on the Z80180 (The cpu in the TI-84...) and the controller software is built for Windows 3.1. And we're still shipping it to customers.

Terry Chia

@DavidFreitag That's terrible. ><

Lighty

thats just boss

David Freitag

13:00

@TerryChia What's worse is that the software we had made by some tiny Indian firm is a heaping pile of shit. So instead of shipping this new software to our customers, we ship the old stuff.

and spend days on the phone and over team viewer trying to get it to work over VM emulation.

Lighty

and what kind of software is it?

Terry Chia

2 mins ago, by David Freitag

@TerryChia Our instruments are from the 90s and are based on the Z80180 (The cpu in the TI-84...) and the controller software is built for Windows 3.1. And we're still shipping it to customers.

Lighty

a moron like me cant really turn that into a valid awnser

David Freitag

@Lighty It just communicates with our instruments. It keeps track of cylinders of gas and flow rates and concentrations... and lots of other potentially usefull stuff.

Lighty

i see

David Freitag

13:03

Potentially useful: If you're using a TI-84.

kalina

I have no get up and go left

additionally, my brain is beginning to underclock itself to save power

I guess it's time for sleep

Lighty

already?

kalina

WHENEVER I FEEL READY

Lighty

13:19

i think my legs fell asleep, again

Iszi

13:30

Unrelated: In a fit of boredom at work last Friday, I wrote a PowerShell script that generates prime numbers in sequence. Apparently, I completely forgot about it and left it running over the weekend. I'm a little disappointed to say it's only up to 117,991.

Rоry McCune

@Iszi must not be webscale, I'd redo it in Node if I was you

Adnan

Anybody here works with NodeJS?

CC: @Terry

Terry Chia

@Adnan Oi.

Rory Alsop

hello all

Simon

hio

kalina

13:43

oh no

who let @Simon continue to exist?

I mean, er... hi!

Lighty

C|_| <-- tell me, whats wrong with this teacup?

Simon

I'm not gonna reply to that

I'M NOT GONNA REPLY TO THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH‌HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kalina

@Lighty it's made out of ascii

Lighty

you just did

no, its empty

as in, no tea

kalina

@Lighty no it's not

it has air in it

in fact, it's full of air

just

Lighty

13:45

it needs to be replaced with tea instead

kalina

like

you

Lighty

before i die

im not full of air

im full of @Kisunminttu's hand

Rory Alsop

@Lighty what-if.xkcd.com/6

David Freitag

@Lighty Gigity.

Lighty

no, as in a sockpuppet

Rory Alsop

13:45

@DavidFreitag I hear that with a French accent

as opposed to Giggity - with a @ScottPack accent

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop I've never heard a French person say gigity, so i wouldn't know...

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag it was just the single g. Sounds French

like Gigi

David Freitag

Ah.

Lighty

i only heard french persons say "white flag"

David Freitag

@Lighty I've only heard a French person say, "You silly English knnnnnnnnigits."

Lighty

13:47

or: "if you dont leave, i will taunt you, a second time!"

free cookie for the one who posts a picure of that reference

David Freitag

@Lighty YES.

I swear i could quote that movie until the end of existence.

Lighty

or this one

Adnan

@Lighty The new episode of Game of Thrones?

Lighty

was that meant to be serious? D:

kalina

knowing adnan, probably

he will deny it now

Lighty

13:54

someone hold me while a cry ;~;

David Freitag

@Lighty It's only a flesh wound.

Lighty

tis but a scratch!

javascript:%20void(0);

well, that failed

:D

David Freitag

@Lighty Have at thee!!

Lighty

i don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

that frenchman, was the best insulter in history

Iszi

@kalina what-if.xkcd.com/6

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