The DMZ

Lighty

10:00

its a specialty, the south of the netherlands, escpecially my Province, Limburg, is well known for it

AviD

@Lighty ohhh you mean actual pie, with cherries in it.

oops.

kalina

what's with all the talk about pie

@AviD you're the only pervert in here atm

AviD

@kalina WHO ATE ALL THE PIES??

Adnan

@AviD Why? @Kisu doesn't need my protection in these cases. She can take care of herself

AviD

@kalina doubtful.

@Adnan oh, I'm not worried about @Kisunminttu.

or about @kalina for that matter.

it's collateral damage that I'm worried about. And cleaning up the mess.

Kisunminttu

10:01

@AviD It's superduper good. Usually it's made so that you boil the rhubarbs with water, sugar and cinnamon until it turns in to a thick, jam-like consistency, pour it into a pie crust and put it in the oven.

AviD

Also, bring popcorn.

Lighty

now i want to go to the store down the street and buy a pie....

AviD

@Kisunminttu oh, hmm, yeah that actually sounds real good

kalina

alll I'm going to say on the matter is it's 12 and I'm eating ben & jerries phish phood in my pyjamas

Kisunminttu

@AviD , it's sweet and only slightly sour, it brings freshness. Add some ice cream and OMG. So good.

Lighty

10:03

lucky

kalina

while watching dexter

Lighty

im in actual clothes at work ;~;

Adnan

@kalina Living the good life!

kalina

I'm calling this tub "breakfast"

Adnan

@kalina Which season?

Kisunminttu

10:03

@kalina Phish Phood was the first one of them that I ever tasted!

kalina

@Adnan 4

Adnan

@kalina Nicce. Any plans on watching Hannibal?

kalina

@Adnan hey I'm ill and recovering, I can't do my day to day job because my day to day job requires listening carefully!

Adnan

Oh, @Lucas, the finale was soooo goooood. @Kisu even cried

kalina

@Adnan I haven't seen any hannibal

AviD

10:04

@Lighty I'm in shorts and T, at work. Yes, yes, I work from home. FTW. :D

Adnan

@kalina Highly recommend it

kalina

@Adnan the finale to dexter?

Kisunminttu

@Adnan Don't tell everyone! :(

Lighty

thats the plan coming thursday, home alone for a week, so my girlfreind is coming over on my day off to watch a full season of some anime whit a crapload of snacks and ice-cream

Adnan

@kalina No, to Hannibal

kalina

10:04

@Adnan oh right, I was going to say

Adnan

@Kisunminttu Heeey, I even cried a little

kalina

the finale to dexter was one of the worst pieces of TV I've ever seen

AviD

@Kisunminttu @Adnan oh no. This is even worse. It looks like they're bonding. The universe is in peril.

Lighty

you never watched MTV before @kalina?

kalina

@Lighty no

Lighty

10:05

now THAT is a low grade of TV

Adnan

@AviD Why? @Kisu is very friendly, and @Kalina is quite approachable and nice. I see no problem here.

Lighty

2 kitties bonding into one mega-kitty

kalina

@Kisunminttu phish phood and half baked are my favourites

Lighty

i see no probelm either

kalina

but I will accept cookie dough if I have to

Rоry McCune

10:06

@kalina not in the UK then..

kalina

sssh

Lighty

im hungry

Kisunminttu

@Adnan You did?! Oh, honey!

kalina

I see adnan has worked out which buttons to press to get an 'awwww' out of kisu

FEichinger

Morning.

kalina

10:11

it's not morning

Adnan

@kalina * out of 99% of the human females.

@FEichinger Morning

FEichinger

@kalina It is when I'm still not really awake!

Lighty

morning

AviD

@Adnan so you're ruling out @kalina....

Kisunminttu

@kalina We just had one that was so good. It was from the Core line, it had chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, I think peanut butter ice cream with cookie dough and a chocolate jelly center.

FEichinger

10:12

@AviD Well, she's not human ... :P

Lighty

and i can get d'ahws out of females too!

cows are cute too :3

AviD

@Lighty NO, cows are food.

Adnan

@Kisunminttu Was that the one we ate last week?

Lighty

cute food! D:

AviD

that one there looks delicious.

Kisunminttu

10:12

@Adnan Yessss

Adnan

@Kisunminttu Oh that was good

kalina

@Kisunminttu peanut butter flavoured ice cream?

Lighty

isnt that peanut butter, but like, really cold?

kalina

@AviD I do not account for 1% of the women on the planet

Lighty

let alone women

runs

AviD

10:14

@kalina no, this chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/15745107#15745107

Adnan

@kalina It was this one

Kisunminttu

@Adnan It was actually a special version of that

kalina

interesting

FEichinger

@AviD Could you not? ... I'm risking a remote execution with that!

Adnan

@Kisunminttu True true

kalina

10:16

@AviD well of course I'm not human, I'm of the species that early humanity dubbed "angels"

I wish you people could keep up

Adnan

Oh yeah, found it. This is the one

Lighty

kitty angels? o.o

AviD

hehehe

Lighty

@Kalina, dont go to japan, if you claim to be an angel

you have NO idea what they do to angels there

kalina

I'm not scared of what humans will try to do to me

Lighty

10:17

well... they do.. weird stuff to alot of things

Kisunminttu

Ahh, it was another one that had PB ice cream... also from the core series!

kalina

I already have an epic kill count that makes world war 2 look like childs play

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FEichinger

@Lighty Oh, believe me, that's not a problem.

Lighty

@FEichinger do you get pinged whenever someone names the word Werid?

and @Kalina, games dont count

otherwise you'd lose ;3

FEichinger

@Lighty Actually, I do get pinged every time someone mentions the words "angel" or "kalina" now ...

kalina

10:19

laugh all you want

nobody in history could kill all the egyptian first borns as fast as I did

Lighty

@kalina we're you ever diagnosed with things like, destructive issues?

FEichinger

Heh. Heheheh.

kalina

most professionals give up diagnosing me

it's just not worth the effort

they certainly don't have a name for what is wrong with me

also if we're alone on a desert island and we have no food I have zero issues or hesitation in setting fire to you for food

in fact

we could have loads of food

I'd still set fire to you for recreation

FEichinger

And here I am, dealing with that every day ...

kalina

4 out of 8 unpinned starred messages are from me

FEichinger

10:23

I mean ... Uh ... "<3 @kalina"

kalina

my input here today is complete

ah, rita just died ;/

David Freitag

@kalina Dexter?

Lighty

i just wanna bet @kalina is not an angel, but somekind of demon D:

kalina

@DavidFreitag yeah

David Freitag

@kalina I always feel physically sick when watching that scene.

Kisunminttu

10:29

@kalina Is it a hyooooge spoiler for someone if you answer my question of "how did she die?"

kalina

yes

I'll answer anyway though

David Freitag

FYI the show is good for another season, but then it jumps a shark with a speedboat.

FEichinger

@Lighty Nope, she very much is an angel.

Lighty

angel of death doom and terror you mean

FEichinger

Which would still be an angel.

kalina

10:31

@Kisunminttu dexter is a serial killer, right?

Lighty

i bet Dexter and @kalina get along just fine then

kalina

another serial killer finds out he has a life and destroys it by knocking out his wife and cutting through her femeral artery, leaving her to bleed to death in a bathtub with her baby sat next to her

Kisunminttu

@kalina Yeah, I've watched the first three seasons

David Freitag

@kalina Don't forget the boobies.

kalina

the scene is a bathroom that is completely red from the blood with a woman in a bathtub and a baby sat in a pool of blood

AviD

10:33

this made laugh. a lot.

Kisunminttu

@kalina NOOOO!

AviD

►

Kisunminttu

Just like his mother and him!

Rоry McCune

@AviD heh yeah it was good I was going to post it here but forgot..

kalina

@Kisunminttu yeah

Kisunminttu

10:33

Maaaan. I'm too emotional for tv shows now, apparently

kalina

@DavidFreitag yeah I agree, S5 was OK but then it went downhill fast

Kisunminttu

(good ones. obvs.)

kalina

the ending of S7 was one of the most disappointing things I've ever seen

David Freitag

@kalina I got halfway through the last season and gave up

kalina

@DavidFreitag you missed nothing

Lighty

10:34

well, how to train your dragon 2 is coming out in less then a few weeks if im right, anyone gonna see that one?

kalina

that ending was disgusting - how the hell anybody thought that was an acceptable ending is beyond me

David Freitag

@kalina They need to start making Eureka again. :[

speaking of awful endings..

kalina

I think the only TV show I've seen recently that had an acceptable ending was Breaking Bad

Lighty

but that was because you knew he was gonna die

AviD

David Freitag

10:36

@kalina Got bored with that one too. I'll probably at least finish it though.

@AviD The very scent of coffee disgusts me.

Lighty

one TV show i watch about every morning before going to work

is Monk

xD

Kisunminttu

@Lighty Just saved me from watching that series, then.

AviD

@DavidFreitag shush you.

David Freitag

@AviD More for you

Lighty

@Kisunminttu what series?

FEichinger

10:39

To be fair, the whole premise of Breaking Bad was "Yep, he's gonna die."

kalina

you obviously missed the premise

Lighty

Dumbledore dies

AviD

People are killed in Game of Thrones?

Lighty

my girlfreind told me

she only watche GoT

AviD

@Lighty that one actually IS a spoiler, though a few years old.

Kisunminttu

10:41

@Lighty Asshole.

Lighty

because of the erotic scenes

i still have no idea how to reply to her bout that

@Kisunminttu its PROFESSIONAL asshole for you

AviD

@Lighty "girlfriend"

Lighty

don't worry AviD, she's real :3

and I'm not an asshole, but a professional asshole

when do people see the difference >.>

FEichinger

I think the requirement for the "professional" qualifier is that you get paid for it.

Which you have yet to demonstrate.

Kisunminttu

@Lighty Yeah? Where's your certificate?

Lighty

10:43

i get paid fr being an asshole :3

kalina

I am a professional ice cream eater

on account that I am getting paid to eat ice cream

also

I am a professional dexter watcher

FEichinger

@AviD Also, I'm with @AviD on this one. :P

kalina

on account that I am getting paid to watch dexter

Lighty

@Kisunminttu im oyur handpuppet, you should know where it is

kalina

finally

Kisunminttu

10:44

@kalina Wow. I am going to keep that in mind the next time I'm on sick leave.

kalina

I am a professional sleeper

on account that I get paid to sleep

Kisunminttu

I could be a professional at so many things!

3

Lighty

wait

Adnan

@Kisunminttu Oh yeah :D

FEichinger

I like where this conversation is going.

Lighty

10:45

i just realized, if im a handpupet, doesnt that mean @Kisunminttu's fist is up my....

Kisunminttu

@Lighty Now that I think about it, I think I'll let this slide...

kalina

adnan is a professional masturbater, on account of how frequently he masturbates while being paid to do something else

4

FEichinger

Aaaand there we go.

Adnan

@kalina Speaking of which, I haven't masturbated in about 2 months

Whoa!

Lighty

lies

all dirty lies

Adnan

10:46

@Lighty Oh yeah, that's where I stop to lie on the DMZ; how frequent I masturbate

FEichinger

@Adnan Well, that's what you say. We still believe @Kisu is your sockpuppet, so ...

Lighty

ohgod

kalina

@FEichinger I am not included in this "we"

Lighty

and im her sockpuppet

FEichinger

@kalina Really? Now I'm almost disappointed in you.

kalina

10:47

Kisu is clearly way too normal to even be a split split fragment of Adnan's personality

Kisunminttu

@Adnan See? I can be useful sometimes!

FEichinger

Kisunminttu

Or in our case, many times... in a row...

Lighty

and im just there, on Kisu's hand, watching o.o

Adnan

@Kisunminttu Yeah, you're useful. I like having you as my toy

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Kisunminttu

10:48

@Adnan kitty purr

FEichinger

... slowly backs out of the room

Lighty

eats a banana

...

i love this room

kalina

this room doesn't feel the same way

Adnan

@Kisu This evening, when you go home, you'll take a shower, and then wear that skirt that I like. Then just wait for me.

Lighty

does it need to be?

Adnan

10:51

@Lighty This room loves you too, like our brother

Lighty

liek the special gay brother brother?

FEichinger

...

See, here I was going to maintain decency in a joke about that.

Adnan

@Lighty No, like the forever-friendzoned brother

kalina

decency... hah

FEichinger

And then @Lighty stampedes in straight for the target.

Lighty

10:52

b-but what about the special fabulous part? D:

FEichinger

@kalina Now what's that supposed to mean?! :P

Adnan

Quick, a mod is here. So, how's the latest encryption protocols going?

2

Have we written the specs yet?

kalina

yeah

them encryption protocols

screw it, lets just use rot13 for everything

AviD

Okay, Imma step in now before it gets out of hand. Please maintain a certain minimal level of decorum, as appropriate.

Lighty

oh good, good, its supposed to land on uranus in 5 days!

Adnan

10:53

I'm currently working on the Visual Studio GUI App for the infusion center related to the theory of cryptography

AviD

@Adnan hehe, I was already typing that...

kalina

I'm just going to write a front end for that in VB

Lighty

im currently working on a not-working Javascript fiddle that hates me and my life

AviD

@kalina to track his IP address?

Adnan

@kalina Alright, and I'll handle the back end

kalina

10:53

oh right so you have teh new 12 core with the 10 meg pipe?

AviD

hehe

kalina

did you know that we have all of the high scores for every mmo?

Lighty

Adnan always likes handeling the backend... don't you?

Adnan

@Lighty Actually, yes. I don't like writing client-side stuff so much

kalina

I need the lower latency for my turn based rpgs

FEichinger

10:54

Going a tad too far again, @Lighty. Just a tad.

Lighty

oh hush, how can you live and work without a bit of fun

Adnan

@Lighty, yep, what @FEichinger said

FEichinger

@Lighty ... Ask @kalina.

kalina

easy

be german

AviD

@FEichinger This. Can hardly blame him, though, there is a lot of that going around.

Lighty

10:55

but again, i love sserver-side stuff more then clientside

kalina

DAS EFFICIENTCY

AviD

Won't stop him from being kicked anyway, though.

Kisunminttu

@Adnan , yes, I will make sure the project is done according to your specifications.

FEichinger

@kalina I am now slightly disappointed you went with that.

Adnan

@Kisunminttu I might introduce other members to the team :D

kalina

10:56

@FEichinger awww

FEichinger

@AviD Well, most regulars here know when to tone it down already.

@kalina See, I know which buttons to push to make you awww!

AviD

@FEichinger "knowing" and "doing" are not always the same thing.

kalina

@AviD not a single penis comment was made on this day

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Lighty

that moment, your JS thing actually works after a good hour of troubleshooting and stressing

FEichinger

@AviD That's true, of course.

@kalina "Well nevermind ..."

kalina

10:57

do you think we should report Adnan's mind control experiment to somebody before it gets out of hand?

Kisunminttu

@Adnan I'm afraid at this stage the project is still invite only, and the votes have to be unanimous...

Lighty

naaahhh @kalina, what could possibly go wrong?

Kisunminttu

@Adnan Top secret.

kalina

@Lighty he could find a way to turn all women into his "toy" and then I'd feel stupid for not doing something about it at this stage, right before my personality was replaced with whatever is currently going on

Rоry McCune

@AviD ya know I did actually try a security related question a while back it went nowhere...

AviD

10:59

@RоryMcCune what was that?

Rоry McCune

@AviD see if anyone had any info on the iPhone hacking in Australia..

FEichinger

@kalina You of all people. YOU. OF ALL PEOPLE.

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