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12:01
@Adnan FML
haha, just saw this on the "corporate" blog for a security company:
> PCI Risk Asses. Guideline
I have a question
I guess that is a guideline for PCI risk asses?
but I don't think you guys are actually capable of giving a serious answer to it
@kalina s/to it/to anything/
12:02
Clearly you confuse fun loving with professional inability.
but try us anyway....
in the bridge, frequently a random low reputation user will enter and message me out of everybody in there
@ScottPack focus on the "serious" bit. lack of that does not imply lack of ability.
I have been told by the people in the bridge it is because I am notorious
@AviD I think that's what happens when you violate the DSS and go to prison.
12:03
The fact that I went out on every night from Thursday to Sunday included doesn't mean that I'm not a rational man.
firstly, before I entered this channel, none of you had a clue who I was or had heard of me, right?
@ScottPack hahaha
(except Manish)
@kalina Affirmative.
@kalina Right.
12:03
secondly, why do you think random people chose to interact with me instead of others
@kalina True.
You're a girl.
@kalina because ponyyyyy!!!! :D
@kalina Maybe they like ponies?
@Simon nobody knows that before chatting to me
12:04
@Simon whoa, @kalina is a girl?
@AviD the bridge has 10 ponies in it
@kalina I think that a difficult question to answer because I began interacting with you because you began interacting with us.
@AviD heh! Great minds think alike.
Huhh, no idea then.
@kalina what color are they?
12:04
@AviD various
But I could pretty much tell that you were a girl by what you were saying/typing.
@AviD That's racist.
@Simon we say the same about you.
@Simon Is she, though?
12:05
@AviD <3
@Adnan Pretty sure, ya.
@Adnan He/She hasn't been verified by The DMZ's WoT so I wouldn't trust it.
I just don't get it
@TerryChia Oh I'm sure you'd love to verify her/him.
Terry the verifier.
@Adnan reminds me of that scene from Crocodile Dundee.
@Simon Terryfier.
12:06
So, going, back to your original question, @kalina. I suspect that person has either seen your work on the main site or particularly likes your pony.
lulz
@AviD Oh damn, nice edit.
@ScottPack in every instance so far, we're talking about low rep stack overflow users
that don't even use Arqade
@kalina want us to use our leet skillz and hack some forensics on them?
I just don't get it
@kalina It's hard to understand the mind of the programmer for they are not very subtle and quick to shitcock.
12:07
> Good evening, ma'am. I'm from the DBI and I'd like to put my hands in your panties to verify you. Here's the warrant signed by Judge @AviD
@Terry, that's your line
And I'm supposed to be the creepy one.
@Adnan that's horrible.
and I thought being in the comms room would result in brain damage
No kidding.
12:08
Adnan is single handedly more damaging than the rest of chat.SE
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lolol
Although Chopper hasn't really been telling bedtime stories for a while.
@kalina No arguments there.
@TerryChia TRAITOR!!
THE LOT OF YOU!! TRAITORS!
@kalina Do you know if the creepers are hanging out in the room for any length of time before engaging?
12:09
@Adnan Can't argue with the truth.
when stars are involved, you learn who your real friends are
@ScottPack nope, they're just joining, and within a minute they will say "@kalina Hi"
and then try to talk to me
@kalina Great, now a mod is your friend.
@Adnan Stack Exchange moderators are not my friends
God damn it, @AviD
@Adnan or a room owner. wasnt me.
12:10
Moderation knows no friendships. Only truthful statements and hilarity.
I know that I have a certain amount of notoriety amongst the moderators
but these users are not mods
@kalina mods here are a bit... different than on other sites.
they're just random sub 1k rep stack overflow users
I see I'm not welcome here in this lovely community anymore.
:(
I really gotta say it: I'm dying for nuts right now.
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12:11
@Adnan FINALLY you get it.
:P
@Simon, pack your bags, we're leaving.
@Simon TWSS!
@AviD well this is obvious, otherwise we would have probably had serious issues before now
@Adnan Well, yeah... I don't know...
@AviD Yeah, our mods are somewhat fun. I still have a hankerin for whiskeys with you guys.
12:12
@Simon :O you're on their side? You're standing with them?
I'm still on my best behaviour since having my account undeleted
@kalina ... should we ask?
@AviD sure, lets do this
you know the gaming mods, right?
@Adnan Well y'know... Back then you were respected in here but now... I don't feel the same way about you.
the one with the black avatar with blue eyes
12:13
I hope you will understand.
no names mentioned
@Simon I'm sad to see that this nuts comment got more stars than the harmful-adnan comment.
he has a particular habit of utilising the "kick" function in chat to get a rise out of people
and then the moment he gets a rise, he bans them
@AviD Nuts, the key to success!
getting a further rise out of it
12:13
sounds like a douchenozzle.
@kalina no names, but if we really want to we can look it up. Personally, I have no clue, nor do I care...
after 6 months of tolerating that without stackexchange doing anything about it, I deleted my account
@AviD well if I mention names, it shows up in chat searches
@kalina on the site or chat?
and since I've got back I've had no issues with him, primarily due to ignoring him
I agree with @Poly here. Seems like a terminal case of the 12s.
12:14
@AviD everywhere, full account deletion
@kalina hehe, no worries, no need - healthier that way anway.
@kalina Ragequit FTW!
@kalina I think I can remember last time you got banned though
I had hoped at the time that such dire action would have resulted in somebody at Stack Exchange paying attention to the fact one of the most active users on the site had just randomly quit one day
@AviD I read healthier as Bieber, that sounded weird.
I think know who she's talking about. Always seemed like a putz to me.
12:15
@kalina you're not even close to John Skeet.
@LucasKauffman "the site" = "Arqade"
@kalina I know.
Well, you will like it here. The mods (and most people here) are nice. Except for @Adnan or course.
I remember the voting offensive spree on there
@kalina You're assuming they care about sites other than SO, I'm not so sure about that.
12:16
and it ended up in you getting banned
@LucasKauffman Now, now, skeeter, she ain't hurtin' nobody
a user who has only been around a year is top of all of your review queues and has collected site first gold badges for reviewing in all but 2 categories, has the most edits, does the most voting, generates 15k rep per 180 days, etc
definitely falls into "one of the most active users" category for sure
anyway, they didn't care
@kalina and that broke your heart?
and me deleting my account resulted in a massive gaping hole of spare time each day that I hadn't considered
@LucasKauffman nope
I actually bored myself into returning
and since I made the choice to return, I have purposely avoided any confrontation with any mods
which, considering the random nature of the issue last time, basically means I go afk whenever certain mods are active
@LucasKauffman Armin Van Buuren was MENTAL.
12:19
@Simon nice
@LucasKauffman "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame: you bad mods at Arquade"
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@Polynomial HAH!
I really would have expected a company based upon a community model like SE to care if one of their active users is unhappy though, that did actually surprise me
I'm now air guitaring
12:19
@kalina it's not the individual that counts
because fuck yeah that track rocks
@kalina I dont know the details of this specific case, but I do know that in general the community managers DO care, very much, about things like this.
@kalina you think your problems are bad. Hop into the commsroom.
@kalina The mods may be able to speak differently but based on my experiences with the various metas, and the podcasts, they seem to care more about the marketing of having a "community based system of sites" more than having a community based system of sites.
@AviD no they don't. I got banned by a SE employee for complaining about a moderator for 24 hours.
12:20
@kalina you wre complaining for 24 hours??? Didnt you get tired?
oh damn you internet interpretations!
@ScottPack did you typo there?
did you maybe, by any chance, maybe think you might be the one that was wrong?
@kalina Nobody cares about you on the Internet unless you spit out some moneyz.
@AviD no they don't, I got banned for 24 hours by a SE employee for complaining about a moderator
12:21
in Root Access, 9 mins ago, by lordzden
Hi! In my webhosting provider they have this: GnuPG is a publicly available encryption scheme that uses the "public key" approach. Is this important? What is your understanding on this. Thanks
@kalina I might be going out on a limb here because I really don't know you that well, but might it be because your past interactions with other people in chat might not reflect well on you?
@kalina hehe
@Simon not true. you're forgetting the tits/gtfo rule.
in Root Access, 4 mins ago, by lordzden
...I am an ordinary guy with no ideal with web, and in my hosting provider they have this menu: Security > GnuPG Keys. Then I'm promoted to register. any idea?
@kalina and you are sure you weren't wrong ;)?
12:21
@Polynomial I don't think so.
in Root Access, 3 mins ago, by lordzden
hhmmm, I mean should I do the sign up? or should i just leave it behind...
in Root Access, 3 mins ago, by lordzden
a quote : "With GnuPG, messages are encrypted using a "public key" however, they can only be decrypted by a "private key", which is retained by the intended recipient of the message."
@ScottPack the bit in quotes and immediately after look the same to me.
@Polynomial Totally forgot about that.
@LucasKauffman 100%, I'm never wrong.
@Polynomial That's true.
12:22
@Polynomial That's the point.
ohhhh
/me facedeskpalms
oh btw, I have a new sticker on my laptop
lemme find the photo
@TerryChia I do know they tend to redflag users that have been noted as "problematic", which tends to color all future interactions.
@LucasKauffman oh yeah I'm well aware that the comms room is toxic
I admit to doing the same - it is possible to change my perception, but once you've built it up, that is the starting point.
"Assumption of guilt".
Queues Toxic by Britney Spear
12:23
@LucasKauffman seriously though, in this instance I was complaining that the kick tool doesn't result in any logging, mods can use it with no real noticeable effect in chat if you rejoin quick enough, and it's infuriating that the moment you pull them up on it this particular mod would just ban you for an hour
@kalina For the most part I rather like chatting with the guys in there. There's a couple of people who frustrate me, but they tend not to hang out in there for a long period of time.
Like how I assume ANYTHING @Adnan says is crude or creepy.
@ScottPack I've had a handful of brief conversations in there, I think we're just incompatible
!!info
@Ashlie this isn't DALNet
12:24
no bot here ?
@Ashlie we suspect that @TerryChia is a bot, Not sure yet.
@kalina I can believe that. By and large most of the people in there want to talk to other people who work in the same field, not random passers by.
@AviD Nono, that's Andrew you are thinking about.
@ScottPack while I would like to agree with this in principle, the vast majority of the conversation in there is not about server faults.
12:25
@TerryChia oh no, him we know is a markov chain generator.
and a buggy one, too.
@kalina What was it about?
@lordzden why are you spamming us with comments from other rooms....?
@LucasKauffman your mom
@LucasKauffman a whole load of really questionable stuff
@kalina Gobs of the professional chatter I actually tend to pull out from. Usually too many msg/sec for me to want to pay attention to.
12:26
@lordzden not sure I see what your question is.
@kalina examples!
One of these days I am going to spend the day camping the comms room, flagging everything dodgy
@TerryChia nice.
get the entire channel banned
@TerryChia go home Terry, it's past your bed time!
12:26
@LucasKauffman Lately Cole and I have been discussing men's fashion and how to go about finding a good tailor.
@ScottPack HAHAHAHAHAHA
@AviD i didn't they referred me from room to room and it got me here :)
Cole is awesome though
@ScottPack whatever you do, do NOT use Joey's method.
@LucasKauffman He's having problems with the whole 5'2" thing.
@AviD Which one is that?
12:27
@ScottPack the what?
@LucasKauffman He's really stinking short and can't find, particularly pants, made in his size.
@ScottPack ow that sucks
wait, are you American?
or are you talking about underwear
12:29
now every morning when I open my laptop, I get that in my face.
@ScottPack Are you talking about @JeffFerland?
@AviD On my web hosting provider, they have this menu: Security > GnuGp Keys. I clicked that and, it says Create a New Key. As a new user and no idea with php programming, does this help me?
@kalina Me? Yes, I'm from the US. And no, we're talking about slacks.
trousers?
@ScottPack "trousers".
12:30
Having read the transcript what I want to know is... how do I do this kick thing?
@RoryMcCune first of all, you need a blue name
second of all, you click the user and click kick
@kalina he's italic. think it still works.
nope, mod only
@kalina Lulz, you're British.
@AviD He's actually not that far off. Sure, a good tailor will very nearly grope you. Not that different from a bra fitting.
12:31
room "owners" is a lie
@RoryMcCune thats how! :D
they can't do anything other than change the topic and pin stuff
hmm, Kalina is British?
@kalina Sure. Why not.
@AviD nice
12:32
my nationality has never been revealed
@Polynomial Trousers? Only the Brits use that word.
@kalina ok, but if you were in Britland, where in Britland would you hail from?
@kalina We can also set access restrictions, manage feeds, events.
@AviD If you say dependent do they just automatically config it>
hypothetically.
12:32
@ScottPack that's barely a selling point
especially in a site's primary room
@kalina So's your face.
you're never realistically going to stick it into gallery mode
@ScottPack DAYUM.
@ScottPack my face is more of a selling point than your entire existence
@Polynomial my location has also never been revealed
@lordzden I dont really know, but it sounds like it is dependant on your hosting provider.
12:33
@kalina it's a hypothetical.
@kalina It's ok, I know you have a pretty English accent.
dat face
@Polynomial hypothetically, I could be living on a cloaked spaceship above an unclaimed region of Earth
@kalina you IP reveals a lot about you....
12:34
@AviD that I'm using a VPN, you're right
@kalina cool. so Slough then.
@Polynomial lol
@AviD If you say dependent do they just automatically config it?
@kalina that's what she said to @Scott!
Do people live in Slough? I thought they were banished there.
12:35
@lordzden I have no clue.
@ScottPack Some are born in hell.
I though Slough was a chemical wasteland where they make mars bars
it basically is.
12:35
in the wilderness state.. .
they also produce EDL supporters
it's their second largest export
still has nothing on the worst areas of Nottingham, though.
@AviD what can you suggest, got a little bit lost. huhu
@lordzden no clue, I dont know your provider.
huhu
in bad areas of Slough you might get a bit of grief if you stand out, but in The Meadows they'll stab you just for glancing at them funny
12:37
@AviD hostgator
@Polynomial the meadows isn't bad
just fit in by saying "innit" lots
st anns is the real problem
I worked there for a while
St. Anns is pretty bad too, yeah
wait... did you happen to attend an xkcd meetup in Nottingham a few years back?
because I do know a Kali.
if so this would be a really weird coincidence.
@Polynomial Last name Linux?
12:39
no ;]
@Polynomial I'm sorry I do not reveal location information about myself
suddenly Kalina was identified
@kalina ok, different question. Do you know a guy named InTheBlue?
@Polynomial quick, is she hot??
I am like the only person in the world who uses a dummy account on her android phone instead of connecting it up to my actual accounts
@Polynomial I'm sorry I do not reveal information that could be used to identify myself in real life
12:40
fine, I'll ask you on Facebook
You don't have me on Facebook
primarily because I do not have a Facebook account
thus allowing me to be 100% confident in my response
then you're not the person I thought you were
well that's your fault, isn't it
this relationship is over! cries
12:42
for thinking!
@Polynomial awwwww
I do a lot of that.
my guess?
kalina is a dude from Texas, trolling us all.
@Polynomial I have a present for you to cheer you up during this time of self pity
@Polynomial or from Canada. eyes @Simon suspiciously
Yahoo Mail wasn't using SSL previously?
12:43
@AviD Nah, @kalina is way too rude to be from Canada.
@TerryChia It's Yahoo.
@TerryChia Sorry
@kalina Dammit!
@TerryChia Yahoo Mail is still around??
12:44
@AviD Surprisingly, yes. I still get spam from there occasionally.
heh, I like my fiancee's guess as to who kalina is - an NSA troll
I do not work for the NSA
her first guess was arguably less likely: a poltergeist.
awww maaaan, repcapping sucks. Thinking about all that lost rep, just floating around the ether, completely postless.
@kalina AHA! JUST what the NSA would say!
@kalina That's what they all say.
12:46
Notice how she said "work for"... clever wording to disguise that she works WITH then NSA
or maybe even OWNS the NSA.
@RoryMcCune I got a question for you. Who do you think will kick you from your spot on #10? @tylerl, @Adnan or me?
@Polynomial or they work for her.
or maybe IS the NSA, like some kind of privacy-raping hivemind
@TerryChia harsh Terry, very harsh..
@TerryChia @Iszi.
12:47
@RoryMcCune Write more answers. :)
@TerryChia more doesnt help. One answer will give you all the rep you can absorb in a day.
Ahh, @Iszi just passed 10k!
That's how this thing works, right?
@AviD Dunno, ask @JonSkeet.
@TerryChia more interesting, though, will that happen before or after LittleBear becomes #2?
12:49
it's amusing that TP and TL are both in the top 3
@AviD What? Kicking @RoryMcCune from #10? Before most likely. I'll pass him in a month at this rate while Small bear needs at least 3-4 for the #2 spot.
I think that will be happening sometime in the next month or so, definitely before year end.
I've been slacking recently on my answer quote, which explains why Leeky is past me :[
still on the top row though :P
yeah, whatevs @Poly
hahaha
12:50
Hmm, actually no. Small Bear already has almost 2k rep this month and it's only the 15th.
hey, I just popped past @Jefff today, thanks to @Adnan.
@RoryAlsop still beating your bitch-ass!
:P
you were always going to, dude
@AviD Rub it in his face more. :)
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@Polynomial That's quite a lot of 110 blocks.
12:52
@AviD First world problem again: 4 pinned stars.
@TerryChia thats what she said, in some sick perverted bi- fantasy.
@AviD I like the way you think.
@TerryChia I'm a black ops special operative for the Illuminati
JFK? I went back in time to do that
@kalina Really? What's the codeword?
@kalina oh! then we've worked together.
12:52
Osama? That was me
@kalina you were osama??
The person who filmed Saddam's death?
@AviD StackExchange Slash Fiction == disturbing
I was there
@kalina were you also Obama?
12:53
@AviD no, his death
If I ever have to explain at work what this chatroom is all about
Bush suddenly winning his second term after Al Gore had obviously got it in the bag?
Sorry for that...
I hope they will not review these convos
I find conversations like this much more fun when you say Illerminerti rather than Illuminati.
@LucasKauffman It's right there, topic #5.
12:54
@Polynomial ermahgerd
@Poly Ehrmahgerd, err yerr Illerminerti Perlynermial?
@LucasKauffman If I ever have to explain, I'll tell the truth: security folk chatting. And when they read it they'll know I was telling the truth :P
@RoryAlsop How can you type that on a phone/tablet???
gersberms!
luck, mostly
12:54
@RoryAlsop EHRMAHGEEEEERD
One day soon I am going to rise to power
is easy on phone with swype, not so easy with iChad
My first act of supreme goddess of Earth will be to tactical nuke every Scientology base of operations
before outlawing it and making it a criminal offence worthy of public skinning
Yay - I'll vote for @kali
12:55
@RoryAlsop I can never get used to swiping to compose words.
@kalina we don't always agree, but I can't object to that plan
@kalina can we erect statues of Rick Astley on the destroyed sites?
@Terry - i love it. I can type faster on my phone than a normal keyboard (only slight exaggeration)
12:56
@Polynomial lol
98wpm on keyboard, 90 on phone
@RoryAlsop You wank 98 times per minute onto your keyboard? Poor keyboard.
My stye is your style and your style is mine.
too many conference calls - lunch today has been pretzels and Cadburys Celebrations.....
@Poly...... heh
poor wrist
@Polynomial That's..... disgusting.
12:57
I have a motherboard here that has a southbridge chip with the most awesome bragging rights ever
I have no fucking idea what happened to you guys while I was gone but it's weird as dicks.
"LIGHTNING FAST 133MHz"
@Polynomial omfg!
"Made in Taiwan."
kekekeke
hahahhaha - are the 'weird' to you, @Simon
12:58
98 orgasms a minute would likely overload the system
@RoryAlsop They sure are.
yeah, sorry about that @kali :-)
it also has an Athlon K-2 and 64MB of PC100 SDRAM
nurd
oooooOOOOoooooo
12:59
beast.

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