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Mark Buffalo

10:05 PM

Today was a good day

TheJulyPlot

@MarkBuffalo how so?

Mark Buffalo

found and fixed serious problems

David Freitag

What, no love for 16th century second person singular? "Thou hast run Nessus against the bastion host..." — Parthian Shot 17 hours ago

Mark Buffalo

I loved that

JukEboX

Hello

David Freitag

10:16 PM

Every time someone answers with some difficult language like cjam and says "did this on my phone" I die a little inside — Dennis van Gils 23 hours ago

JukEboX

Lol riddled with autocorrects

David Freitag

@JukEboX What is?

JukEboX

Them adding code language in from their phone

David Freitag

Uhhh... no... it's perfect. Also, I think you misunderstand. CJam doesn't have words it is a symbolic programming language.

Or... one that uses symbols.... or something...

JukEboX

Oh. I have never heard of it

David Freitag

10:21 PM

@JukEboX The code for that answer is: 8,q{~2*f{_@-_zF8b&,@@+8,=*}0-}/

JukEboX

Oh wait. I have seen that before

I saw something like that when I was detecting for URLs in my textboxes

David Freitag

esolangs.org/wiki/CJam

I just went to get some Advil for my brain, and I noticed a box of bandages in the cupboard, I totally thought it said "bondage"

Here's hoping this is a massive aneurism instead of just a headache

A R I Z O N A - Let Me Touch Your Fire (Stratus Remix)

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Mmm 'das funkeh

JukEboX

I can't watch youtube here :/

I am thinking about learning another language

David Freitag

@JukEboX Chicks dig Mullukmulluk

JukEboX

10:36 PM

LOLOL

David Freitag

@JukEboX Dude chicks dig Australian Aborigines

JukEboX

I can play the didgeridoo

Thomas Pornin

@JukEboX Try Pirahã. It should be simple: it has only about 10 to 13 distinct phonemes.

JukEboX

10:52 PM

hmmm

Weird

Thomas Pornin

They don't have words for colours, or even for numbers.

"Mother" and "father" use the same word.

They seem to be some extreme minimalists.

JukEboX

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Oh yeah well my language is more esoteric than yours. Less than 10 people alive today speak fluent Mullukmulluk.

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag You can find many languages with less speakers than that.

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Yeah there's tons of extinct civilizations, but those don't count. They lost.

Thomas Pornin

11:01 PM

Wikipedia lists 8 languages for which a single fluent speaker remains alive today: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_last_known_speakers_of_languages

JukEboX

I kind of want ot learn Japanese

that is tough

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Yeah but how many of them are Australian?

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag At least Charlie Mungulda, last speaker of Amurdag, is Australian.

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Damn. Well fine, I concede defeat.

Mark Buffalo

@JukEboX No

JukEboX

11:05 PM

@MarkBuffalo ?

Mark Buffalo

@JukEboX Like all languages, time and perseverance wins

JukEboX

@MarkBuffalo I need the time

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag Of course, learning Amurdag won't extend much the pool of young women whom you may sweet-talk, since Charlie is a bit past his prime, and, technically, not a woman either.

Mark Buffalo

Spend an hour a day on the written word first

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Yeah but science can fix all of those minor issues.

> Average Infinity commits per day

That's impressive.

Mark Buffalo

11:16 PM

I'm tired of all these unrealistic female body images. i.imgur.com/AD3GNJG.jpg

David Freitag

huehue

Thomas Pornin

11:39 PM

I was just shocked to discover that I apparently downvoted this answer completely without intending to, and I can't reverse it because it was too long ago. I must have idly clicked while I was reading. Not that it's going to negatively impact your 203k reputation score, but sorry, wasn't intended. — Craig 9 mins ago

I just advanced to the next level of grovelling worship.

TheJulyPlot

@ThomasPornin It really annoying when you down vote by mistake though. It is really easy to do on the app as well.

Thomas Pornin

@TheJulyPlot You can cancel your downvote by making an edit.

TheJulyPlot

@ThomasPornin I did not know that.

Thomas Pornin

@TheJulyPlot The idea is that you get to change your vote if the answer was edited, in case the edit changed your opinion on the appropriateness of the answer.

It doesn't matter if you are doing the edit yourself or not.