The DMZ

JohnP

21:00

@DavidFreitag He probably left his lights on.

David Freitag

@JohnP I was going to say something along the lines of "You either have a dead battery or a faulty alternator."

AviD

@DavidFreitag could be an aneurism.

JohnP

@DavidFreitag Most likely. Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

David Freitag

@AviD I doubt it, otherwise I've had several aneurysms in my life.

@JohnP Yeah.. uh... something something latin something something

JohnP

I was going to look up the location of the fuel pump (There are some Honda models that have the fuel pump near the rear seat), but then I realized I don't really care that some dudes 17 year old ant infested car won't start.

@DavidFreitag Heh. Logical fallacy "After the fact, therefore because of the fact". i.e. Sprayed for ants + car won't start = ant spray killed car.

David Freitag

21:04

@JohnP I was going to suggest he try charging the battery or bringing it to an auto parts store to check the health. Sound good to you?

AviD

@DavidFreitag or a pet shop. Yknow, for the ants.

David Freitag

@AviD There is a really awesome clear neck tie that has an ant farm in it.

AviD

also, somebody has to link him this

JohnP

@DavidFreitag Yep. Easy peasy.

JukEboX

LOL

David Freitag

21:11

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A: Car won't start, possibly due to ants in batteries

Ants are unlikely to be the source of your issue. Your battery is filled with sulfuric acid, and that is sufficiently strong enough to completely dissolve any ants that made their way into your battery. Above that, your battery should be completely sealed. Also, even if the ants did manage to get...

Hopefully I didn't put my foot into my mouth.

AviD

@DavidFreitag if you dissolve enough ants using acid, can you use that to feed your Mr.Fusion device to power your DeLorean?

JohnP

Crazy ants destroy electrical wiring

David Freitag

@AviD No, liquid ant alone is not sufficient, you must also gather the tears of four small children.

AviD

@JohnP oh snap, post that as an answer

JukEboX

Liquid Ants, TM will not work. you need Liquid Gerbal or higher

David Freitag

21:18

@JohnP What is a good way to avoid sore muscles after exercising?

AviD

avoid exercising?

David Freitag

Sure, but that causes a few problems of its own though

AviD

pfft, nothing that won't go away on it's own, eventually

JohnP

@DavidFreitag Start slower.

David Freitag

@AviD True, I suppose death cures all illnesses.

JohnP

21:20

But @AviD is right, DOMS fades after a few days.

David Freitag

@JohnP I did fifteen pushups, 45 crunches, and 30 squats any my entire body hates me. I don't think you can go slower than that.

JohnP

What type of exercise?

Sure. Do 5, 10 and 5.

David Freitag

Well, that and 5 minutes of high-knees and jumping jacks

JohnP

The entire goal of exercise is to get healthier. You can't do that if DOMS keeps you out of the game for a few days.

@DavidFreitag ::facepalm::

David Freitag

@JohnP Is it a bad idea to continue working through the pain?

JohnP

21:22

Nah, a lot of people find it can help.

Unless it's just debilitating.

David Freitag

Nope, I'm just being a pansy

@JohnP Is there something wrong with high knees and jumping jacks?

JohnP

But seriously, if you go along for years and don't do anything, who cares if one day you do 2 pushups, 10 situps and a few squats? Nobody but you. Then the next day do 3 or 4 pushups, etc.

@DavidFreitag Not by themselves, no. But for someone overweight that is not used to exercise, those are both high intensity, and to do them for 5 minutes your first time out is asking for it. :)

AviD

no no, the first couple days just stand up and stretch. That's already a big gain.

JohnP

And if by high knees, you mean jogging in place, that's not too bad. If you mean jumping so both knees come up, that is very stressful if you don't know how to land lightly.

David Freitag

@JohnP Well I worked up a decent sweat and my lungs didn't abort on me like usual.

AviD

21:25

@JohnP ... and in addition to the crunches and etc

JohnP

@DavidFreitag That's awesome! o/

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag asthma?

David Freitag

@JukEboX yes, and I don't have an inhaler

I really should go see a doctor

The last time I went to the gym my lips started turning blue

AviD

I started doing power yoga a while ago. I had thought it was just some pleasant stretching and maybe some aromatherapy... sooo not! best workout I'd had in years, and was great for me to go from sedentary to healthy.

David Freitag

@AviD I'm just imaging you doing "power yoga" and I can't stop laughing.

AviD

21:26

the stretching, balancing, etc were there, and are great, but still a workout for all muscle groups, including aerobic...

JohnP

@AviD Try hot yoga sometime. I'm decently fit, and that destroyed me.

AviD

@DavidFreitag you don't know me

but yeah, you're not wrong

David Freitag

@AviD No, but I know what you look like.

AviD

@JohnP yeah the power yoga includes hot yoga

she does change it up sometimes, so its not always hot yoga.

David Freitag

I'm probably the most inflexible human in existence

AviD

21:27

and yeah, thats the destroyed I'm talking about...

@DavidFreitag you think you know me?

David Freitag

@AviD I know the person that you have chosen to let me know.

AviD

hmm, my tone isnt getting across. I'm just coming off prickly.

imagine me saying that in the Godfather's voice.

Or Dirty Harry.

JohnP

I actually started back into the gym last week as well.

David Freitag

@AviD In this case, yes I am feeling lucky.

JohnP

So...PM Cameron popped his todger in a dead pigs gob...

Rory Alsop

21:36

Hahaha hahaha - and there was us being all coy using hashtags like #baeofpigs #hameron and #piggate

AviD

@RoryAlsop please, you think any non-brits have a clue what he just said?

JohnP

<--- Is a non Brit.

@AviD - Security at the expense of usability comes at the expense of security. - That is 18 different kinds of awesome.

AviD

21:54

@JohnP thank you muchly :D

sometimes I shorten it to: "unusable security isn't."

David Freitag

@AviD I'm imaging you saying that in deadpool's voice. I lol'd.

AviD

@DavidFreitag oh yeah, that's the right one.

David Freitag

@JohnP Uhhh... what?

JohnP

@DavidFreitag Just google cameron pig and all will be explained.

David Freitag

> I did not have sexual relations with that pig.

LOL

Gilles

22:10

@DavidFreitag define the word have

David Freitag

@Gilles Verb: to experience, undergo, or endure

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag Why would he say "that pig"? He had with others, just not that one?

ah sorry, you only just read about it yourself

David Freitag

@TildalWave Hey, what a man does in the privacy of his own kitchen...

TildalWave

I heard of it before but didn't read anything more on it

David Freitag

It's a sea of blue in here.

TildalWave

22:18

why?

JohnP

@DavidFreitag It wasn't in his kitchen. It was with an entire social group, presumably.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag ah lol I thought you meant police lights and someone robbed your local shop again

Rory Alsop

Is it very blue? Just the usual suspects I think

TildalWave

OK, apparently I can't connect the dots any more

David Freitag

@TildalWave Just sharpen your pencil and you'll be fine again :P

TildalWave

22:20

@DavidFreitag was that an euphemism? :))

JohnP

@RoryAlsop pish. scifi had 8 mods, 3 cms a dev and a Shog.

TildalWave

really? what happened?

David Freitag

@TildalWave This is the DMZ, everything is a euphemism.

@TildalWave Science fiction, presumably.

Eluveitie - Helvetios HQ (Full Album)

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TildalWave

sounds more like pulp fiction

David Freitag

Ahyiss

Rory Alsop

22:21

@JohnP exactly my point

@DavidFreitag they are great fun

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Google music removed that album from their library D:

TildalWave

@JohnP that's all I need to know ... I need not know

David Freitag

It really is almost grounds for me to boycott gmusic.

@JohnP Creepy...?

@AviD I'm sure it has something to do with this

AviD

I meant, aren't we used to mods being creepy?

David Freitag

The only mod I am used to being a creeper is you.

AviD

22:32

@JohnP wut

JohnP

@AviD Dammiut, then be more clear with your "uhmmm" references.

I thought you were making a statement about me referencing another mod.

AviD

@JohnP hahaha

well yes, but one of the local ones.

David Freitag

Am I the only one who is seriously confused?

JohnP

::facedesk:: ::facedesk:: ::facedesk::

ow.

David Freitag

Facedesk? is that the new facebook or something?

JohnP

22:37

@DavidFreitag No. It's an escalated form of facepalm indicating higher levels of exasperation.

Looks like more white belts are getting free sparring lessons this week. :p

David Freitag

@JohnP Yes I know :P

JohnP

I quit.

AviD

22:56

@JohnP TWSS.

David Freitag

23:41

@Simon Mmmm honeycrisp apple tea mmmmmm

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag yummeh

David Freitag

Ok so it turns out a bathtub full of icy hot is going to be too expensive to be practical.

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