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00:02
Woo started a new workout today and I don't feel like I'm going to die!
@DavidFreitag that means it isn't hard enough
@Gilles Oh it's plenty hard.
What it means is that doing jumping jacks and high knees instead of running on the elliptical is low impact enough to not cause my asthma to strangle me
 
6 hours later…
06:20
hey-o
07:11
@RоryMcCune hey now, even EY has come around to NOT requiring advanced academic degrees for new hires.
07:22
Morning!
@M'vy Barely!
@AviD aye interesting to see how they play that out in practice...
morning All
@RоryMcCune probably not too much. They clarified that they still count the degrees, but its not an automatic NO if a candidate doesnt have one.
apparently they'll get the NO later on.
@AviD yeah which is kind of how it is/was with experienced hires. My degree would never have got me near EY, but as an experienced hire it didn't really matter
but for young types you wonder what they can show that will outweigh a degree
@RоryMcCune smarts?
other experience?
passion?
07:30
@AviD pwn'in' n00bs and p0pp1n boxes perhaps
then again, these aren't typically things you expect at EY ;-)
@AviD heh
08:00
hi everyone. I am not sure this is the perfect chat where to ask, but I'll give it a shot.
I am evaluating the purchase of my first smartphone. does any model (Android or windows) allow to physically remove or disable the gps?
@Federico usually mobile are not really meant to be dissassembled
that is basically the reason I am postponing the purchase of a smartphone, I do not desire to be tracked so closely
@M'vy I am aware that my request is not "usual"
@Federico the challenge is that smartphones (and indeed all mobile phones) are, by design, tracking devices. even without GPS it's possible to triangulate their location via mobile phone masts
albeit not with quite the same level of precision
if you're looking for a hardware disable, then it implies you don't trust the Operating system to honour requests to disable the functionality (e.g. airplane mode or disabling location services)
which means your only real option would be an open source OS that you audit or otherwise get confidence that it doesn't have a backdoor.
at that point you could use the OS functionality to disable location services...
@RоryMcCune yes, that is true. if I remember correctly I have seen reports of this happening, or am I mistaken?
@Federico what happens at that level (with the kind of attackers that have access to backdoor a mobile OS) generally isn't publicly known
there have been suggestions of nation-state level backdoors into Mobile Operating Systems but I doubt most of it is publicly visible
08:08
no, I mean that there were apps able to access gps data even when tracking was disabled, no backdoors or anything
simply poor implementation
@Federico Why? GPS receivers are receivers, they can't be tracked in the usual sense by their signal, that one comes from orbiting satellites, not your device.
@Federico well if the OS does it's job and disables tracking, without a backdoor, it shouldn't be possible as @TildalWave says GPS are just receivers
wi-fi is more of a risk as your phone will beacon to connect to networks
but you can disable wi-fi if you're worried about that
*its :P
I know how gps works, thanks. and I am aware of the wi-fi problem (there should be a talk of Mikko Hypponen mentioning it)
but as soon as gps resolves the position, if not shielded properly, it can be accessed.
@Federico yes, but disabling it won't shield you from revealing your location
too many other ways of leaking it
on a mobile device
@TildalWave if the receiver is not powered, how can it resolve the location?
08:12
@Federico WiFi, mobile signal triangulation, user settings,... many ways
The problem is not the receiver. It's the device that uses the geolocation data.
it's also trivial to disable GPS receiver in software, but you'll find it a bit tricky to disable in hardware, since it's often on a chip with other sensors, like gyro and accelerometers
wifi can be disabled in the same way as GPS? and signal triangulation is done anyway, the only solution to that is not to have a phone.
what I understand is that apps normally look for the gps data, and I do not want to give them that
but I see that my understanding might be faulty
@Federico In my last phone I can set the location to only Wifi/GSM if that can help
well yes but once you disable all of those things (WiFi, mobile network, GPS) you don't really have a mobile any more, what you have is a brick that can play Pacman
08:17
@Federico Oh I see you want to know if an app on the phone can get location data when denied it. Well location services on mobile Operating Systems are not just about GPS, they use that + wi-fi + cell phone towers, so unless you're in airplane mode, the data will be on the phone.
then it is down to whether you trust the Mobile OS or not
@TildalWave I would use wifi only at home, elsewhere I would go with normal mobile network.
for me, I'd say that iOS or Windows Mobile are a better bet from that front
@Federico what is your actual issue?
@kalina see what Rory wrote above, he pretty much nailed the issue.
@RоryMcCune I see, thanks for explaining
if you're worried about being tracked the solution is not to get any mobile phone (whether smart or otherwise)
while simultaneously avoiding CCTV, using your bank card, driving on main roads (ANPR), etc etc
basically, build yourself a bunker and live in it
08:21
@kalina I said that I know it, didn't I? I would simply argue that GPS makes it quite easier for them than cell triangulation
Make sure that no one knows about your bunker, remove any person who does know from existance.
@Federico your argument would be flawed
because?
@Federico the wifi stuff is scarily accurate in any built-up area. They use surveys of access points done by things like google cars to locate the APs and then look at what wireless networks your phone can "see" to locate you.
@Federico GPS doesn't transmit any data, so if you're worried primarily about GPS then you're worrying about something that isn't really a threat without all of the other radios to re-broadcast the data
08:23
@Federico you know it would be simply easier to give apps fake GPS position then
or, alternatively, give your device to your kids every now and then and make data on it highly unreliable
@kalina I think there is some fundamental misunderstanding here, have you read above where I say that I know that GPS is receiver-only?
or forget it at work, use multiple devices, and avoid easily recognizable patterns
@Federico yes but then you started talking about triangulating your position based on GPS, which isn't really an issue without some other process to broadcast that information
If you have a stand alone GPS unit in your car, it doesn't broadcast your location
it only receives data
so if your worry is about people getting your position from GPS data and you're wanting to turn GPS off for that reason then you're doing it wrong
@kalina you started talking about triangulating your position based on GPS no, I did not. I talked about triangulating based on mobile towers
are you serious? Do you not remember typing this?
4 mins ago, by Federico
@kalina I said that I know it, didn't I? I would simply argue that GPS makes it quite easier for them than cell triangulation
08:26
well GPS basically does triangulation, with a bit of relativistic time voodoo, but does that on the device
@kalina and it does not have apps installed that record the gps solution and send it to whomever they want
@Federico Then don't install these apps?
where the hell there I wrote "gps triangulation"
@Federico er... here: "I would simply argue that GPS makes it quite easier for them than cell triangulation"
@Arperum that's already on the list, but unfortunately the "social life" kinda requires some apps
08:28
@Federico you can't have your cake and eat it
you can't talk about how you want to be secure and then talk about social media apps
the two are mutually exclusive
^^ what she said.
@kalina yeah, there is not "GPS triangulation", there is CELL triangulation, as in MOBILE CELL TOWER triangulation
social media apps are designed to know where you are
@Federico you were comparing GPS triangulation
wait a minute, are you a troll?
or just lighty
@kalina no, I was comparing GPS to triangulation
@Federico ...
08:30
there is a than in the sentence, is a comparison
another helpless soul, how unfortunate
to the ignore list
as you wish
@Arperum I was simply hoping to limit the damage as much as possible
If you don't want things to get your actual location, then modify some android version to feed fake location data to the aps you want to have fake location data.
even when you're not broadcasting your location, using social networks will reveal it pretty good by simply looking at who you have in your friends list and communicate with... for example, you might "like" some pizzeria... I can then sit there at about the time you liked it and you'll be there in a week or so
@TildalWave that's why I "like" only music bands.
08:32
then maybe you'll be checking when some band has a concert near you
Social media + privacy concerns = waste of time. just assume everything you do with them is public knowledge.
or use a discount coupon you found online
the solution to your problem is to never social media on a mobile device
@TildalWave that I do not need, fb is already feeding me all the concerts based on my IP...
either vpn/proxy all of your social media time or host a web browser on a vps somewhere
08:34
No seriously, what's your threat model?
I am afraid I do not understand the question
@Federico wut, do you even know how GPS works?
@TildalWave his threat model is "all the things"
who are you afraid of being tracked by?
I mean, is someone in particular that you're avoiding for personal safety concerns, or is it "the government", or did you just get annoyed by targeted ads?
he's avoiding being tracked by facebook but still wants to facebook
:p~
08:36
I'm asking because how well your location is known to your adversary depends on their access
@kalina that... I'm going to start using that methodology in executive meetings from now on.
@AviD 3 (sometimes 4) satellites passing overhead will send a timestamped "ping". The antenna in my device receives the pings and based on the timestamps + receive times, it will solve a bunch of equations to find where I am
@Federico close enough
so when you said "there is no GPS triangulation", were you just being a smartass, since GPS does quadangulation?
@TildalWave mostly ads companies
cuz if so, I can respect that.
08:37
you can't just give him the answer, of course he'll agree with it
and I highly doubt anybody having this particular conversation with the things he's said so far could even classify as an ass, let alone a smartass
@Federico OK then you're not at any real threat and sorry for being a bit blunt, but this has started to bore me
@kalina meh, it's not like I bothered reading anything above the line that caught my eye.
@AviD :))
I can't believe he's worrying about GPS in relation to targetted Ads
probably uses internet explorer
in fact, almost definitely an IE user
@kalina quick summary, you think he's a troll, and @TildalWave is bored by him?
on Windows XP
08:40
@kalina hey now!
@kalina oh okay
thats kinda nasty
if someone here has a FB account, can you please post instructions how to chisel the GPS chip out of your mobile phone so others can like it?
I mean he's still right here
@TildalWave heh
@AviD oh he put me on ignore as I requested, it was the most amazing experience ever
@kalina heh. Then I think you're doing something wrong.
@AviD I'm bored because there's no real threat to protect against, solution is as simple as not using ads filled apps and social networks
08:42
@AviD why? it 100% removed me from the conversation from his perspective, opening me up to spend my time in a more productive manner playfully mocking
BTW @Avid GPS can triangulate if you know your altitude :)
@TildalWave I bet he has a Google account
what is this, a smartass convention
@M'vy hey HE is the one that said GPS doesnt triangulate.
why are you trying to one up each other when we have a common enemy to play with
hmm, is this what people mean that Sec.SE is not a friendly community?
08:43
he says that talking about mobile triangulation and GPS together doesn't imply that he's also talking about GPS triangulation
cuz we're lashing in to the poor clueless noob?
lets try and be nice all over again.
thus I must assume that he was talking about cell tower triangulation and satellite technologies
@kalina talking about GPS implies that you're talking about GPS triangulation
@AviD I'm not being mean and that's pretty obvious to see
or quadangulation...
08:44
@AviD that's what I thought, but he disagreed and told me I was wrong
@kalina we're all harshing all over him.
@AviD I am currently only being 15% mean
@AviD yeah, let's all post selfies with commercial sector background on FB ... that'll show them!! :)
if I were to take a selfie right now it would be a pretty boring selfie
I bet it wouldn't
08:45
it would be very boring
because she wouldnt share it with anyone
#nomakeupselfie = I've magically avoided the entire frame just before the shutter
@AviD that's so low tech :P I use a mirror, it's like live video selfie
here is a selfie vid for you
it's not live!
@AviD oh, that thing. Boring
08:49
@Arperum really? shuddup, it was effective
ah fantastic, not even out of bed yet and now I'm stuck on YouTube
cheers guys
productivity = 0
lol
@AviD I just think all these "oh no, person in picture in certain situations, but not visible for real" are mind numbingly boring.
@kalina hey if that was your goal for the day, you've achieved it :)
I'm thinking about temporarily hiring @AviD just so I have an address to send invoices to for each instance of me getting stuck watching shite on youtube
08:51
@kalina hahahaha
sorry darlin', I would probably have to fire you pretty quickly
you laugh now, you've not seen my daily rate
wait now I'm confused, if you hire me, wouldnt I be sending YOU the invoices?
yes but then I'd be invoicing you for wasted time
@kalina probably higher than mine
probably higher than everybody here, except @RoryAlsop
@kalina it doesnt work that way
@kalina people have married for less just to save on billing expenses
08:53
@AviD I charge by end result, rather than any of this hourly granular nonsense
@kalina I hate charging by hour.
that alone is often a factor in me firing clients, if they insist on that.
which means that I can frequently charge twice for a day and still have several hours of doing nothing
@kalina but still, if you hire me, you dont charge me, I charge you
@AviD no it was the comic effect of me invoicing you for a full day of time in exchange for watching college humor
@AviD tmi
08:55
heh
fine, I'm getting out of bed, back in like an hour
@kalina that's what SHE said!
yeah, we have had a sore lack of TWSS here lately.
I was kinda grateful the twss had died off
what with it getting boring
09:20
bleh, I'm going to spend all morning doing my nails
coz y not
perfect task to sit around watching crap on youtube to
@kalina I've never understood how putting color on nails could take a long time..
but then I am a bloke
@RоryMcCune +1
because it's not just about putting color on nails is it
you have to clean then file then put a complete coat of color on the nail in an even fashion and let it dry
and I was going to do rainbows, so it wouldn't even be like I'm putting a color on them
@kalina - it is dead easy to do it quickly, when doing someone else's fingers
I can do Claire's in no time
sigh
09:28
Thank you
you know there's only like 30 minutes of my morning left right, so while "rest of the morning" was overly dramatic we're really not talking about all day here
Lol
Just for kicks I put up a selfie on Facebook on Saturday night. So far have no end of abuse for it...
All because I had heard that shower beer photos were a thing...
@RoryAlsop and spotted the pentest who noticed that the shower wasn't on..
@RoryAlsop you needed a guitar in there too thou'
I was very amused by his response - but as it was a selfie I had to hold the phone. Want going to get my new 1+2 wet
09:33
Maybe I will take a guitar in next time
maybe I will selfie myself performing every activity I do for a week
Maybe not every activity
@Arperum that was the reason :) for a while wetriffs was a thing but IIRC it's lapsed now
It turns out you get shouted at on the internet
@RoryAlsop ok well maybe not every activity, not even because I'm scared of the internet but because of the reason
09:34
@RoryAlsop heh should've gone Moto G , it's Waterproof :)
@RоryMcCune I got the reference :)
@kalina At some point it stops being "an endless stream of selfies" and becomes a movie of your life.
@Arperum 1 frame per quarter-day?
I suppose that's already been done as well
#morning
#lunchtime
#sextape
#nightnight
#morning
#lunchtime
@kalina everything would require every single breath.
#ilovemusic
#4am
#sunday
#lunchtime
#pjsatlunch
#nightnight
#hospital #tenants
09:37
#mondayblues
(I had to bring one of my tenants to the hospital yesterday evening, she fell unconcious)
#monday #night #totheclub
#tuesday #ngiht #totheclub
#wednesday #night #whataheadache #totheclub
#thursday #night #totheclub
#friday #night #dontwannago #sleep #totheclub #friendsforever
spankox to the club translated into twatter
Ok, now I feel violated.That might be the first time I used hashtags in a twittery way.
It might also not be the case and I pushed the memory of doing so before away.
my favourite twitter hashtag of the morning is #baeofpigs
which refs the rather dodgy revelations about the UK prime minister from overnight
wow
I didn't need to read that
not specific to this but wouldn't it be amazing if you could navigate your memories, deleting them as required?
09:45
that would be very handy
#hameron
Oh - this from Friday was new to me:
What is a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
@RoryAlsop I'm guessing it's not R as that's too obvious
You may think it is "R" but a pirate's first love is the "C"
I liked that one
@RoryAlsop heh, nice
@RoryAlsop C of green ?
10:10
@RoryAlsop sure, take electric guitar under shower, what could possibly go wrong? :D
talk about snapping that g string
#newnailsselfie
@kalina I've seen people put patterns on them, could see that taking a while. Hey you could put doughnut patterns on your nails :op
@RоryMcCune I could but would never do so
is a picture of freshly painted nails an op sec issue
well that depends what is in the background I guess
what is in the background?
yes, that's an op sec issue I guess
are you really considering it or are you just teasing
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
now that's a moral issue
is it fair
it's not fair
does anybody care?
nobody cares
continue
@RоryMcCune well the main issue is, normally a single nail would take three strokes with one color but when you're doing five colors per nail and your OCD requires they all look at least nearly the same
also this week is weirder than usual because I have a set on a Wednesday night
which is basically a glorified school disco of some description to a relatively smaller crowd in a relatively small building for a relatively small fee
oh the things you shall do for friendship
@kalina yeah I could see that would be tricky
OCD is a bugger
OCD is like a disability at times
10:23
@kalina yeah I only have it mildly and it's still annoying
going back to check that a doors locked even though I just locked it, that sort of thing
getting distracted by something completely random that you arrived at on the way to something much more important and then dedicating too much time to fixing said random
"I'm going to watch a movie" actually means "I need to find a movie to watch" actually means "I'm going to browse G:\Movies" actually means "I'm going to spend 90 minutes renaming files so they're all consistently named"
as a bad example
or
geez you kiddies talk a lot
"You just need a bit more reverb on your lead riff" turns into completely remixing down the track because you noticed something completely random and spend another hour listening to the kick on loop just so you could do some more eq'ing
@AviD basically the amount of chat that occurs is directly related to whether you're included in the conversation
briefly commenting in chat because somebody is wrong on the internet results in you wasting your entire day chatting
@kalina inversely related
also @RоryMcCune what was the pig story with the PM?
heard there was A story, didnt bother finding out
I only turned on my laptop this morning because I wanted a better screen to read all the facebook hype about the latest CD one of my tracks is on being released and then I ended up noticing somebody chatting nonsense about GPS and NOW I'M STILL HERE
10:30
actually I'm not sure I want to know
@AviD You didn't watch Black Mirror?
@TildalWave not yet, why?
it is on my list
wasnt that also the name of a Dr. Who episode?
I have 37 youtube tabs open waiting to be watched
this is all @AviD's fault
the one with the pirates in the bermuda triangle...
wtb some willpower
10:32
@AviD oh I just googled now, there's some other PM and a pig story out dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/…
@TildalWave wait, what?
HOW ARE THERE TWO SUCH STORIES INVOLVING A PM AND A PIG
@AviD an ex-political ally of the UK Gov just published an unofficial bio of the UK PM (David Cameron) including allegations that during a Bullingdon club initiation ritual he placed his private parts into a dead pigs mouth
@AviD the bullingdon club is basically like a high-end fraternity
I always thought there was something wrong with him, now it's obvious - he has a face like a pig fucker
2
many members of the Tory party have been members of it
> sordid intitiation ceremony
thats as much as I already know, and no interest to read the rest of the article
10:33
twitter has decided this story is very funny and has made many jokes about it
@AviD the other one from Black Mirror (season 1, episode 2 I think) was a bit more, erm, provocative
@RоryMcCune eww eww EWW EWW
@RоryMcCune seen the jokes, didnt care enough to find the particulars
twitter is basically a more fun version of Stack Exchange chat where instead of snarky comments that gain stars you post snarky comments that gain retweets
care even less now
@kalina ... and stars
10:35
well the stars mean something different on twatter
more like favoriting
I suppose you could say retweets are like quotes
and stars are like stars
I don't care, you ruined my fun
leave me alone :sadface:
I doubt Cameron ever made any rasher choices. #piggate
@kalina and here they're @Simon's to do list?
who is that?
"My mind's telling me no But my body, my body's telling me yes Aint nothin' wrong With a little humpin' rind..." http://t.co/ZdPukWR4i7
I have no friends named simon
10:36
@kalina stars
people who make Twitter jokes are having a good morning
@kalina wouldnt be my first time
@RоryMcCune they already had their breakfast and are now laughing it off ;)
10:53
see, @AviD turns up complaining about the chat being active, kills chat, and then leaves again
I think we should ban him for existing
@kalina ban me? I'm doing excellent work here!
@AviD so your goal was to kill chat?
@RоryMcCune kill it like jagger
kill it dead
dead like @Simon's jokes
@AviD the quality of your work is debatable at best
in fact, more quality material came out of the massdebation of your work than your work itself
dammit. just like my highschool teacher always used to say.
10:59
@AviD nonono that wasn't massdebation that was meant :op

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