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16:00
@Iszi huh?
@Ohnana I mean, Baffled is a really weird name for a stripper. But everyone has their kinks.
well, I suppose... like... biologically possible would be younger even
@Flyk So yeah, you should really be familiar with libations I expect.
@Iszi i am participating in shenanigans but fucking Baffled is not one of them
2 mins ago, by Ohnana
meanwhile i'm watching people from my high school get married and having kids and i'm fucking baffled
16:01
@Iszi omg stop it wasn't funny the first time
/me swats lszi
@Ohnana I'm also watching someone who met her boyfriend less than a year ago preparing their wedding.
That's just lovely.
@Simon popcorn time!
or maybe they're just really decisive...
@Simon Tell your mom she needs to stop doing that. Take it slower.
@Ohnana I don't believe in that. I'm willing to bet a lot of money that they're gonna divorce.
OSZI PLS
@Simon that would kinda suck
16:06
/me is back
/you are my puppet
So, that is pretty much my question for anyone in this chat: security.stackexchange.com/questions/95809/…
@minxomat it's a lot of money because it's a lot of work
@minxomat DO NOT UNDERSELL YOURSELF. You deserve compensation for your skilled work
@etherealflux direct me
@Ohnana I know that, but that does not answer the question.
16:08
@minxomat I put on a comment...
the answer is, depends a lot on what country is involved...
@minxomat not a fan of PHP?
@minxomat also watch out with live site testing that you have a good contract in place to disclaim any liability for outages caused by testing
@JukEboX Who is?
@etherealflux I am
@JukEboX PHP sites are rarely at the high end of the security scale
16:10
@Rory I'm a lawyer by trade so contracts are always in place :P
a live system is a bit problematic, since you won't have as much freedom to work as a real attacker
of course, that's always the case for pentesting
@RоryMcCune I code in PHP, PDO, MySQL, CSS, HTML5 etc
@minxomat ah well if you've got the legal aspect sewn up this should be a lot easier :)
@JukEboX sure the problem is that PHP by itself doesn't to a lot to protect you from security issues, so PHP sites (in a lot of cases) have bad security issues.
Well, I was just looking for an estimate. They have so darn many vulnarable flash files that I'm surprised they even survived til now. ;-) . @JukEboX I do like PHP, better than friggin' flash anyway...
@minxomat oh don't get me started on Flash
16:12
I tried to learn ActionScript once
the way it handles scope is insane
@RоryMcCune always looking for help on security holes on my sites if anyone is interested. I am still learning and my most recent one was my first foray into PDO
@JukEboX Just make sure to not shout this here.
@minxomat well as I say in the UK you could see $150/hour and up as a usual number, very much depends on the tester. US people seem to charge more..
@Simon shout what?
@RоryMcCune God damn.
@JukEboX That you like PHP.
16:13
@Simon But I do >_<
@Simon yeah it sounds great till you realise that the sales process takes ages and is really annoying and a load of customers just vanish after you've wasted time talking to them
@Simon sales is much harder than you'd think
@RоryMcCune is right. My wife did and still does sales. People are stupid\
@JukEboX I ran my own business for a while and basically stopped 'cause I don't like doing sales :op
@RоryMcCune People never wanna spend a dime on security so that doesn't surprise me at all.
@Simon not until something happens then it's top priority
16:17
If people would keep an eye on sec, I'd have no job. Well, at least it wouldn't be as exciting as now ^^
Oh man not gonna make it today. Need.... napp........
@Iszi google says alcoholic beverages
I've consumed probably less than two liters of alcohol total during my entire life
And a few pounds of weed.
Leek, shush.
probably tonnes of that
@Flyk you and me both
oh the alcohol thing not he other thing
16:27
@Simon I feel sorry for your donut, after being with you for years and finally marrying you, she's such a sucker for not realizing that it only really pays off when you divorce wealthy men
you're a bad person for stringing her along like that
@Flyk Wow. You're behind on your quota.
wat
1- We've been together for a bit more than a year
@Iszi I don't consume alcohol
2- We're not getting married (yet)
3- pls
I've been together with my laptop for two years
16:28
@Flyk See, that's your problem.
we're getting married next week
@Iszi not consuming alcohol is not a problem
@etherealflux sounds exclusive to me
I tasted champagne once
brb testing....
16:29
ethanol isn't my favorite drink
new PC time soon
new PC(s) time soon(!)
I want to replace my macbooks with surface pro 4s
and my PC with a new PC
I'm planning to build a new gaming/work PC with a budget equal to the cost of my roommate's new macbook pro
it'll be one heck of a machine if I do that
I could probably get my next soundcard with that budget
@Simon Bummer dude.
@DavidFreitag Simon coming late is certainly an unusual event
16:34
@Flyk I wouldn't know. Which makes me wonder how you know.
I can't word my next sentence without excessive exposure to come backs
That's unfortunate.
there is no god
@DavidFreitag It's ok, I cheated and went at 12:15.
@Flyk pls
@etherealflux Old news
16:39
@etherealflux s/node/nope/
I really hope they do a good job of the Deadpool movie
@RоryMcCune I keep hearing about this Deadpool person, anything I might be interested in?
/me back
I hope they completely ruin it so I can restart my cbawatchingmoviestheyareawasteoftime thing again
@DavidFreitag marvel character, 4th wall breaking, wise-cracking, merc with a mouth
has the possibility of being a v. funny movie
16:44
@RоryMcCune 4th wall?
@DavidFreitag yeah so in a comic/movie the character addresses the audience directly, known as breaking the 4th wall
@RоryMcCune Oh, that. Right.
of course
there's a difference between "cleverly breaking the 4th wall"
@DavidFreitag deadpool comics are renowned for it
and "breaking it every 5 seconds and stopping the music every time it happens so we can laugh"
16:45
@etherealflux indeed, thus my hope that they do it well
@RоryMcCune has a bigger possibility of being a massive let down that's a waste of the material and should result in everybody involved getting tortured for crimes against history
@RоryMcCune The only thing I know about deadpool is that he has a bit of a crush on spiderman, that is, if I believe imgur.
@Flyk true, but hey a fella can hope, eh!
only thing I know about Deadpool is that Ryan Reynolds is DeadPool :P
@DavidFreitag well Spiderman and Cable, yeah
16:46
@RоryMcCune Cable?
Is that a euphemism?
@DavidFreitag if you don't read Marvel comics any response I gave would make no sense at all
but no, it's not a euphamism
@RоryMcCune sexist
@RоryMcCune Wait... was that just a trailer for a trailer? WTF?
@Flyk I am a fella, I was hoping... so not really :op
@Iszi yeah that's the new thing :) after avengers did it, Deadpool had to send it up
are you implying that women cannot enjoy comic book adaptations?
16:48
@RоryMcCune Are you the tio type of fella?
Mmmmm.... gonna have Morena Baccarin. Nice.
@Flyk nope I was implying I'm male, nothing more
@Simon tio?
NOTHING
@Simon Tio salamanca?
fella t
16:49
@RоryMcCune he says ARE YOU THE KIND OF GUY TO GIVE HEAD
@Flyk w.a.t.
that's what he said
don't look at me like I'm the bad influence here
@Flyk that is not an acronym or shortened saying that I have ever heard before...
@Simon no is the answer you're apparently seeking..
fellatio is not an acronym or a shortened saying
16:50
it's the word you used plus the word he used stuck together
ô_ô
@Flyk good lord that's so bad a pun even I missed it!
:D
I'M READY TO BE A DAD
ctrl-c ctrl-c
and you are the lord of bad puns
16:51
Ahhhh - back in Scotland, back on the DMZ and it's like I was never away
@Simon Your donut is pregnant?
@RoryAlsop no, it is, now I'm here
Punish him!
@DavidFreitag fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck pls no
@Flyk yeah I no, I'm kinda embarrased that I've been out-punned now
16:52
@Simon I believe that's the order in which those things happen, yes
Hahahahahaha
@DavidFreitag he wouldn't know
he only ever gets as far as taking his socks off
*passes pun crown to @simon * there you go, yours now
@Flyk - that's what I meant :-)
@Flyk Hey, socks are difficult.
16:52
/me testing agian
@DavidFreitag er... k?
Who wears socks inside during summer?
LUNATICS
DO I LOOK LIKE A LUNATIC?
I missed the pun guys.
@DavidFreitag for your overall sanity, that's likely a good thing
@RоryMcCune Sanity? What is that?
16:53
@Simon ...yes?
Who doesn't wear work boots inside during summer?
@DavidFreitag the thing I'm out of
:(
@etherealflux barefoot indoors, all year round
@Flyk I don't think I was born with that.
16:54
barefoot outdoors where it's socially acceptable
@Flyk Let's have a shin-kicking contest
otherwise all that effort I spend getting nail varnish all over my toes is completely wasted
@etherealflux only if I can go first
@Flyk You wouldn't aim for his shins and you know it.
@Flyk #bitchesproblems
@Simon your mourning the fact that @Flyk took your pun crown, eh.. (Lunantic, person who has lots of loonies, loonies a slang term for canadian currency)
16:55
@DavidFreitag I only have the one opportunity to ensure somebody doesn't kick me in the shins, what do you think is going to happen?
@Flyk with steel toes :D
@Flyk Something shiney
love 'em
@RоryMcCune tic, blood sucking parasite
wealthy canadian parasite
doesn't sound like Simon
canadien
16:56
@Flyk well the wealthy part anyway :op
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE YOU SILLY WILLY DANGLEE BANANA?
@Simon You leave your paystubs in the trash.
@Simon pls, people pay for PHP code... why not just pay for a random word generator :op
@Simon let's go with "less than 40000 CAD$"
@RоryMcCune I did some django this morning @@@
@Flyk That is wrong.
16:57
oh, you're actually a developer?
I thought you only did PHP
pls
let's go with less than 100k CAD$
That is right.
and then I know I'm right and don't need to continue the conversation
@Simon That django?
16:57
@Simon well if you can escape PHP/VB heck , maybe someday you can be a lunatic
C cgi programming
I'm not sure 100k CAD$ is actually worth anything
isn't CAD$ like the yen?
@Simon You make more than 40k CAD$/yr? Dayum.
@Flyk It's more like dong.
ouch, 100k CAD$ is 70k €
1 yen is 180 dong
16:59
"how do you even live on that?"

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