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12:00 PM
@AviD because you need to be high to be able to stand it?
 
I can't stand PHP when I'm high
 
@LucasKauffman that, or that it has its own perverted rhythm, as long as you dont look too closely
 
@AviD Screw you, man
3 people on the table, 2 guys and one girl, none of them heard of you]
 
@Adnan me?? I didnt make the appsec schedule....
 
@AviD The Quotium table
 
12:06 PM
@Adnan oh? why?
did they do bad stuff to you?
 
@AviD What the shit? You told me to go and say hi from you to them
All of them said "I don't know who that is"
 
hehehe, ohh
ok, I guess there are more people there than I thought
 
"He is the ... you know Avi Douglen..."
 
I dont know ALL of them....
 
"The.. umm.. bald guy?"
 
12:08 PM
hahaha
 
"He know security... you know"
"He's Jewish"
 
damn you probably got stuck with the french team. Dont know them at all.
 
@AviD AWKWARD.
 
"I don't know, he just told me to say hi to you"
 
@Adnan and they didnt give you free stuff for that??
how rude!
 
12:09 PM
Then they told me "Alright alright, say hi back to him.. I guess"
@AviD Oh, I got a lot of free stuff
 
@Adnan lol, I am ashamed.
 
2 hours ago, by AviD
And of course we all know each other.
 
@kalina not the frenchies! Nobody talks to the frenchies!
 
@Adnan You actually did what @AviD said? If I didn't know better I'd have thought you were new here.
2
 
@TerryChia @Adnan this. He's right, you know - it's your fault for listening to me.
 
12:11 PM
@AviD sigh
 
@AviD I don't think I'll ever say this again, but I should have listened to @kalina when she said you have no friends.
 
anyway, try again later. Look for a hot chick there with some tattoos.
 
@AviD Irene?
 
@Adnan hahahaha.... she must have talked to my mother.
@Adnan yeah, good one!
you met her?
 
@AviD There's that Scottish guy with a weird accent as well.
 
12:12 PM
@AviD I did
 
Which one? Any of them.
 
@Adnan so there ya go!
 
@AviD She's ummm..
What's the PC term?
extra flirtatious
 
hahaha
 
Is @Adnan being tactical with his words?
 
12:13 PM
oops, shouldnt have sent you to her. Not while @Kisunminttu is watching.
 
@AviD She's actually not that attractive
 
@Adnan I will need details, though.
@Adnan that is besides the point.
 
@AviD jealousy
 
I'd give her 4-5 max
 
@kalina obviously.
 
12:14 PM
@Adnan 4-5 times is still cheating
even once is cheating
just thinking about cheating is cheating
 
@Adnan heeey, we dont judge or grade or rate people, women or otherwise, especially on their appearance.
 
@kalina Good one
@AviD but I was talking about rating
 
@kalina hehe, nice.
 
@kalina Very clever, I like that!
 
@kalina What about the future possibility that cheating might occur?
 
12:15 PM
@AviD are you kidding? It's not like we don't grade guys
 
@AviD Want me to talk a selfie with her?
 
@Adnan hehe, sure
 
@TerryChia no, that's too far
 
@kalina thats objectifyable!
 
@kalina Why would I think about cheating? @Kisu covers all of my needs and desires
 
12:16 PM
@AviD you're just sore that I rate you as a 3 out of 10
@Adnan good, and don't you forget it
 
@kalina no, pleasantly surprised, actually
 
@Adnan Oh, I'll cover you alright, when you get back
 
@Adnan she makes you waffles too??
 
@AviD If I ask, absolutely
but I'm not a big fan
 
@Adnan Pancakes are much better.
 
12:17 PM
@AviD I'd make him anything, if he asked me to
 
Oh oh.. Stallman's talk is tomorrow at 14:40. Expect a selfie with him after that
 
@Adnan of course you're not, this is a big fan:
 
@Kalina Whoa! It's so big it doesn't even fit in my RAM
 
@Adnan What's the topic? "Why not using the GPL is evil"?
 
(it's not loading)
 
12:18 PM
GUYS
 
@TerryChia "Freedom Issues for Websites"
 
@Adnan Close enough.
 
NEW GOOGLE GLASS HAS TWO GIGABYTES OF RAM
TWO GIGABYTES OF RAM ON YOUR FACE
3
+16gb of storage
 
@kalina That's because it's running Android. It needs that much.
 
I'm downloading music to my phone just by looking at last.fm lists and seeing what sort of music they make/play on wikipedia. My headphone jack on my computer isn't working.
 
12:19 PM
I bet @AviD would love that much ram on his face
 
@TerryChia that's besides the point, Apple fanboi
 
@kalina Hey, it's not just iOS. WP does wonders with less amounts of RAM as well.
 
Get it? Ramming his face.. no?
 
@Adnan No, @AviD would only want this kind of RAM on his face:
 
@Adnan Explaining the joke just makes it sad.
 
12:20 PM
@kalina oh kebab yumyumyum
 
@TerryChia That's sigh part of the joke
 
100 million sea-rams on his face
 
I'm being the "get it?" guy
 
@Adnan you're explaining it again
 
and now I explained that
@AviD Yup
 
12:21 PM
@Adnan explain why you keep explaining things
fine, don't then
 
Is Monolake worth listening to?
 
@Kisunminttu Yes
 
@Adnan Alrighty, DL...
 
Ugh. Afternoon.
 
@Adnan Oh, they have so many albums... Which one do you recommend for a newb?
@FEichinger Good afternoon.
 
12:23 PM
@Kisunminttu Their 2nd album
The intro is amazing
 
@Kisunminttu This afternoon is no good.
This morning was no good either.
 
@FEichinger Give me his/her name!
 
@Adnan their latest album: "Although the album follows a primarily techno aesthetic, it also incorporates elements of drum n' bass, dubstep, and ambient music."
Didn't know you enjoyed that kind of music, too!
 
@Adnan ...
 
@Adnan You keep surprising me :*
 
12:27 PM
@Kisu I'm not gonna keep this going. I've actually never heard of the band
Didn't even Google it
 
@Adnan I'm still downloading it :*
 
Alright, folks, I need your help.
Ping me.
 
@FEichinger Like I said, give me a name. It's done
 
@FEichinger PINGGGG
 
@FEichinger Jokes aside, what do you need?
 
12:28 PM
@Adnan lol I didnt expect that from you. Especially not to @Kisunminttu, after all she's done for you.
@FEichinger ping
@FEichinger pong
 
@FEichinger ping
 
@Adnan I'm fixing a bug in my alerts script. Gonna ask for pings every now and then.
 
@AviD Both of us done a lot for/to each other.
@FEichinger Alright
 
@AviD I knew he was messing around :)
 
@FEichinger I think if everybody randomly pings you every once in a while, it might be fun.
@FEichinger .
 
12:30 PM
@AviD You're not supposed to pong your own ping...
 
@Kisunminttu no, its okay because it was a Ping on Demand
 
What a suggestive domain.
 
@Kisunminttu He's a noob
@TerryChia Oh, @Kisu.. check that out
@Terry Also, it's very shitty
 
@Adnan IDK if I want to install Squirt...
 
12:31 PM
@Kisunminttu I can help you with it when I'm back
 
@AviD That would actually be helpful. Trying to debug a userscript is a pain.
 
jeez you guys, give it a break.
 
The secret is pressing the up and down arrow keys repetitively
up and down up and down
 
@Adnan Oh, I would greatly appreciate that. I hope I can pay you back somehow.
 
@AviD Having problems installing it?
 
12:32 PM
yes yes, we get it, you're new couple, both romantic. all hot and sweaty, yes yes. It's adorable, really.
 
@Adnan That's great advice. It should be starred, I think.
 
@AviD We're not that new, actually.
 
but a little privacy goes a long way....
@Adnan everything is relative.
 
@AviD Nah, it's illegal in Finland
 
I've worn socks longer than you've been a couple.
 
12:34 PM
@AviD You wore the same socks for 1 year?
 
@AviD Don't get out much, huh?
 
That explains a lot
 
heh, okay not that long. But being in the army, and "living" in nowhere, does awful things to a kid.
not me, but in general.
personally I am usually barefoot.
 
@Kisu Let's create our own chat room.
SecsEd
 
@Adnan :DDD
 
12:36 PM
OH.
GOD DAMMIT.
Found the bug.
Fuck this.
 
can I join, then we can rename it to SecsEdDevil3some
 
@LucasKauffman You can always join
 
@FEichinger prrrrriiiinggg
 
@FEichinger Better than an unknown enemy
 
AWESOME SAUCE
 
12:37 PM
@Adnan how old is kis actually
 
I just had a phone call asking for the home owner (which isn't me), insisting that they were calling from my bank, without being able to tell me where they were calling from
that was a fun conversation
 
@FEichinger you accidently were writing PHP?
 
@FEichinger the culmination of 5 hours of searching for the problem before realising the problem is you're using PHP?
 
@LucasKauffman I don't know 21?22?23? Something like that
 
@LucasKauffman nobody does that on purpose.
 
12:39 PM
@Adnan Yeah, something like that
 
@LucasKauffman No.
@kalina N. O.
Asynchronous local storage is a pain.
Fuck chrome for not featuring any synchronized extension-wide storage.
 
@FEichinger you're german???
 
@FEichinger Y.E.S.
 
@LucasKauffman ... What?
 
@FEichinger Du bist ein Deutscher
 
12:42 PM
ah, my next line is far too inappropriate
 
@FEichinger It's because PHP developers cannot write asynchronous code.
@kalina Did we ever agree what the PHP equivalent of developers is? I feel dirty saying "PHP developers".
 
@LucasKauffman I live in Germany. I am part German. I consider myself English, thank you very much.
 
@TerryChia no we didn't, I figured we'd just set fire to them and forget PHP is a thing that exists
 
I think that's missing the part where I'm more English than I'm German.
 
@kalina Good plan.
 
12:45 PM
@Lucas Thank you very much.
 
@Adnan what did I do?
 
@LucasKauffman I don't know, seems like everybody is saying that to you. I wanted to be cool like @FEichinger
 
@Adnan Thank you! Random citizen!
 
I'm hating the titles of the OWASP talks
"Wait, Wait! Don't pwn Me!"
"Relax Everybody, HTML5 is much securer than you think"
 
@kalina how long did you keep them going?
 
12:48 PM
@Adnan That actually sounds fun.
 
@TerryChia Alright alright.. I'll attend it. It's in 3 hours
 
Anyone here uses zsh?
 
@RoryAlsop only 5 or so minutes
 
@TerryChia no why would you?
 
@TerryChia I saw a friend use it. It was cool that you can press tab to complete options
Other than that, I know nothing about it
 
12:51 PM
@LucasKauffman It looks like it has a lot of neat stuff.
 
@LucasKauffman So, why were you asking?
 
@FEichinger It's interesting
 
do you know what else is interesting?
cataloguing the lengths and girths of all of your friends so you can sort your friends by potential pleasure
2
the formula is
pleasure = ((length/3) * (girth/3)) * 12.5
 
@kalina but how do you get the raw data for the calculation?
do you just ask them
 
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
 
12:57 PM
yes
it's actually in my friendship agreement
under the non-disclosure warning
 
plus - there is a multiplier which you have missed off that equation
I call it 'ability'
it could be called 'experience' or possibly 'agility' I guess
 
@RoryAlsop that's why it's a scale of "potential" pleasure
 
@kalina lol
 
it only takes into consideration the physical attributes
 
@kalina Wait what?
 
12:58 PM
And do you use a similar equation for the guys?
 
@FEichinger wait what
 
;-P
 
@RoryAlsop lol
 
@kalina ?what wait
 
@FEichinger whit ? whut
 
1:02 PM
I've spent I think an hour trying to find new music to listen to. So far, I don't like any of it.
I... I guess I don't like music anymore.
 
@FEichinger ?tahw tiaw
 
@kalina Where was that fineprint?!
 
@RoryAlsop Experience will weigh in your favor eh? ;)
 
@TerryChia I would imagine so, yes :-)
 
It is too late to edit this message.
I'm bored now
I'm bored da ba dee da ba die
so listen up, here's a story, about a little girl that lived in the bored world
and all day and all night and everything thing she does she's just bored
 
1:08 PM
I wish we could mute people or kick ban them for 5 minutes
 
why would you need such functionality?
who would you use it against?
 
@LucasKauffman you have 'ignore'
that effectively mutes
 
In SE chat. How about in real life? I could use such functionality in real life, I can always just not open SE chats.
 
Afternoon, everyone
 
@TildalWave ignoring in real life is a skill you have to learn
basically what you need to do is put yourself into a state of mind where the individual you're ignoring is so unimportant that your brain stops registering what they're saying
 
1:13 PM
@kalina I still wish muting and kick banning wouldn't be considered an offence
 
@TildalWave heh, men everywhere would revolt if this was an actual thing
it wouldn't take long before kickbanning became a euphemism for kicking in the nuts
which effectively mutes your victim as well
and immobilises them
 
except for the whining
 
@AviD kick hard enough and there is no whining
 
@kalina still lands you in prison, which immobilises you in turn
 
@TildalWave psh, I just classify it as self defence
 
1:17 PM
I guess I'm pissy. It's a bank holiday here and pissing with rain.
I wonder if @Lucas ignored us all :)
 
@TildalWave it's raining?
@TildalWave probably
 
@TildalWave I don't know, maybe we should test if @Lucas reacts to pings.
 
@kalina Yes, that's the verb :) OK, you're from UK, right? Plenty of rain there, so what verb do you use when you're bloody annoyed by rain already?
 
if @Lucas responds to pings?
what, you mean like, if we ping @Lucas lots?
@TildalWave I've never said I'm from the UK
I live here though
I don't get "bloody annoyed by the rain already"
sure it makes my hair frizzy and I'd rather not be in it
but it's not wind
I suppose in your sentence you could have said "It's a bank holiday here and it's pissing it down with rain"
or
"and we have torrential downpour"
or
 
oh we had both yesterday, that's why those clouds on the pic I posted were so blurred ... they moved a lot in 15 seconds
 
1:28 PM
"and it's wetter than <somebody>'s mum when I was with her last night"
 
@TildalWave Pissed off. Means angry with connotations of frustrated. Not to be confused with pissed, which means drunk.
 
or
"and it's throwing it down"
or
"and it's raining quite heavily"
or
"and the weather is terrible!"
or
"and as usual for holidays, it's wet."
 
@TRiG Heh I know that, and what verb can you use for what the rain is doing that would sound perhaps slightly angry?
 
In central Scotland it never really does bad weather. The highest wind speed we have had here in the last 20 years is only a force 8, we don't get hurricanes or tornados, it doesn't get over about 30 degrees or below about -20, and while it is often damp, nowhere in Britain has rain like India, Malaysia or even continental Europe
so I think Brits complain about the weather just because it is so middle of the road boring
 
@RoryAlsop the weather in England is random more than boring
 
1:31 PM
@RoryAlsop I think you have a point there
random perhaps, but you don't get extremes so it's pretty stable random :)
 
@TildalWave there is nothing stable about hot weather in the morning and snow in the afternoon
 
@TildalWave yep - we get no extremes here at all
 
@kalina when did that happen?
 
other than extreme grey
 
@TildalWave It's happened multiple times in the last decade
 
1:32 PM
@kalina Oh - we get that in Scotland a lot
 
@RoryAlsop The Atlantic throws a lot of stuff at us, but the Gulf Stream keeps it from becoming too intemperate.
 
not to mention the other variety of combinations
 
@TRiG where are you based?
 
like 5cm of rain in 15 minutes followed by hail followed by 30 degrees sun
 
@RoryAlsop The Bog of Allen.
Well, Offaly.
Otherwise known as the flat boring bit in the middle of Ireland.
 
1:34 PM
Ahh - our bass player is from that neck of the woods. Well, Cork, really
 
@RoryAlsop Cork has a landscape worth mentioning. Kerry, even more so. Offaly, not so much.
 
@TRiG hahahaha
 
@kalina Hail is not snow .... it's pretty common here too, and I kinda doubt you get as much of it as we do. But I don't remember even here that we'd have snow and 30°C (or the other way around) during the same day. 20°C and snow in the mountains yes, that's nothing special at all.
 
@TildalWave we've had 20 degrees and snow on the same day multiple times in the last decade
we've also had snow in may
because that's pretty normal
and hot sun during winter
 
@kalina YOU. I just made the alerts script case insensitive.
 
1:47 PM
I hate being emotionally attached to inanimate objects. I'm cleaning my closets and found a skirt I made in school when I was 13. Of course it doesn't fit anymore, but I can't get rid of it!
 
@FEichinger me?
 
@kalina Yes, you. Because you mentioned it the other day.
 
@Kisunminttu thats not nice to call @Adnan an inanimate object. ;-)
 
@FEichinger I don't care about that at all, I was just ensuring that when you develop software that you actually go all the way, instead of just throwing it together and then closing the door before it falls over
I don't even use it
 
@AviD You know full well I didn't mean him with "inanimate object" :)
 
1:49 PM
oh of course I did. But I couldnt pass up that obvious opportunity, nonetheless.
 
@kalina Fine, I was going to say "Because you mocked me about it", but I found that too self-deprecating ...
 
@FEichinger :D
it's bad enough that you're still a PHP developer, there's no need to be self-deprecating as well
 
@AviD It was a failed joke. It would be different if the first sentence was it's own message :)
 
@kalina And yet, you push me to it anyway. TSK!
 
@Kisunminttu true, but I'm never one to let facts get in the way of insults.
 
1:51 PM
Seriously, though, lots of progress today. Fixed a bug, made the alerts CI ... and caused another bug which I then also fixed.
 
so basically
you've done three things during this entire day
and I thought I was being unproductive today
 
Chrome Extension only, because I cba to read myself into Firefox extensions at this point (and I need them for the settings panel. The scripts currently don't work without that because JSON import.)
@kalina Hey, I also had a team briefing earlier today. I just got home two hours ago and then worked on this crap because reasons.
 
Chrome Extension only, because cross platform is only cool when *I'm* not the developer
 
Honestly, I would do cross-platform if it wasn't such a pain to implement with everyone handling storage and extensions differently.
It would be nice to have a universal standard!
<insert standards.xkcd here>
 
excuses excuses
I shouldn't have to become a loyal Firefox user in order for you to make a Firefox version of the extension
 
1:57 PM
@kalina Here's the repo. Pull Request if you want to keep mocking.
 
I would
but I'd have to read through the documentation in order to know how to "pull request"
and it's not worth the effort
 
So @FEichinger writes PHP at work and JS at home? What a sad sad life.
 
@kalina @FEichinger more importantly, she much prefers the mocking.
 
although I did want to ask
 
@AviD I know, I know ... I'm trying to make her stop!
 
1:58 PM
would I be able to adapt something like git as a music versioning system for my audio projects?
 
yeah right
 
@kalina How large are the files?
 
@TerryChia between 2mb and 50mb
 
@AviD I know, I should've given up half an hour ago already.
Or, actually, a year ago ...
 
18 months
so... would that work?
 
1:59 PM
@kalina doesnt work great with binary diffs.
 
@kalina Hmm, may be a bit clunky since the .git/ folder's size will increase dramatically overtime with large binary files.
 

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