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12:16 AM
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
12:57 AM
Oh, hello Geobits
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Oh, hello Geobits
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Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Goodbye, TheDoctor
 
1:57 AM
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
}}listcommands
 
@Quincunx Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
}}big hello
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}bighello
 
2:02 AM
@Quincunx Unknown command: bighello. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}big'hello'
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: big'hello'. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}big 'hello'
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
?
}}stats
 
2:03 AM
@Quincunx Commands parsed: 0
 
What does that mean?
}}no
 
}}random
 
@Quincunx 54.7277361057
 
}}fortune
 
2:04 AM
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four
forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and
bloody-mindedness.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
 
}}die
 
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
 
Good. Last I saw, it said it was dying, then reported that message
}}big
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
2:27 AM
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
@Quincux i disabled big cause of security vulnerabilities.
}}big s;echo hacked
 
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}}big s; echo hacked
 
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..sort of...
 
2:46 AM
Oh, hello hosch250
 
Hi
}}fortune
 
Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer.
-- R. W. Hamming
 
Hi.
 
Hi
 
}}listcommands
 
2:51 AM
@hosch250 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
}}stats
 
@hosch250 Commands parsed: 0
 
Stats is broken.
 
Yeah, I know.
What is no.
 
}}no
 
2:53 AM
 
Why this?
}}die
 
@hosch250 [executing as sudo] hosch250 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
 
Report away.
 
It's to kill the bot in case of emergency
 
Oh, I knew it killed it.
 
2:56 AM
}}still there?
 
@TheDoctor Unknown command: still. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
3:08 AM
Goodbye, hosch250
 
TARDIS is cool
 
3:35 AM
@TheDoctor What vulnerabilities resulted? The thing that I found?
 
Which ones? @Quincunx
 
@TheDoctor I was talking about }}big
No args after
That doesn't seem like a security vulnerability
 
4:11 AM
Goodbye, TheDoctor
 
 
1 hour later…
5:22 AM
@TARDIS How come you don't see me?
 
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
Nvm
}}listcommands
 
@Quincunx Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
Yay
}}xkcd
 
@Quincunx But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.
 
5:24 AM
}}random}}fortune
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: random}}fortune. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}random;}}random
 
@Quincunx Unknown command: random;}}random. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}random
}}random
}}random
 
@Quincunx 84.0074996025
 
5:24 AM
Hmm. Multiline does nothing
}}random
}}random
 
@Quincunx I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}help
hi
 
5:36 AM
Goodbye, Quincunx
 
 
3 hours later…
8:29 AM
Oh, hello steveverrill
 
8:42 AM
Goodbye, steveverrill
Oh, hello steveverrill
Oh, hello seaquest
 
8:57 AM
Goodbye, steveverrill
Goodbye, seaquest
 
 
4 hours later…
12:56 PM
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
1:08 PM
}}big hai
 
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1:31 PM
Oh, hello undergroundmonorail
 
}}big Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
 
@undergroundmonorail Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
@TheDoctor Still you-only?
}}fortune
 
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
-- Norman Douglas
 
1:52 PM
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
 
}}big Hello
 
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}listcommands
 
@ProgramFOX Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
}}stats
 
1:55 PM
@ProgramFOX Commands parsed: 0
 
}}stats random
 
@ProgramFOX Commands parsed: 0
 
}}big hi
 
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
2:41 PM
Oh, hello TheDoctor
Oh, hello kitcar2000
 
}}big hi
 
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@TheDoctor Yeah, show off more. :P
 
3:01 PM
Goodbye, kitcar2000
 
3:51 PM
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Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
@TARDIS TheDoctor got tired of this conversation?
 
Goodbye, Quincunx
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello Quincunx
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Goodbye, undergroundmonorail
Goodbye, Quincunx
 
4:38 PM
Oh, hello DigitalTrauma
 
xkcd
}}xkcd
 
@DigitalTrauma 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
 
}}fortune
 
There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain.
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends I still recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
In my life I've loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers,
There is no one compared with you,
All these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
 
}}fortune
 
4:40 PM
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare
 
}}exterminate
 
@DigitalTrauma Unknown command: exterminate. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
Goodbye, DigitalTrauma
Oh, hello DigitalTrauma
 
4:55 PM
Goodbye, DigitalTrauma
 
5:14 PM
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
5:40 PM
}}big test
 
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}listcommands
 
@ProgramFOX Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
}}help
 
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
5:41 PM
}}xkcd
 
@ProgramFOX 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
Oh, hello Malachi
 
Hello Tardis
}} info
 
@Malachi Unknown command: . Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}listcommands
 
@Malachi Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
5:44 PM
}}help
 
@Malachi Unknown command: . Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}help
 
@Malachi I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}big snot
 
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
5:45 PM
}}big hi
 
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
@Malachi The big command seems to be broken.
in The Nineteenth Byte, 4 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
@TheDoctor Why does TARDIS say that the command big is invalid? It shows up in the command list.
 
}}big hi
 
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
maybe the doctor is the only one that can call that command
 
5:46 PM
Yeah, that could be indeed.
 
@TheDoctor what language is TARDIS written in?
 
Goodbye, TheDoctor
 
6:42 PM
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
 
@ProgramFOX Indeed that is so.
in The Nineteenth Byte, 16 hours ago, by undergroundmonorail
@Quincunx Earlier he said he made it him-only because there was an exploit.
20 hours ago, by TheDoctor
Oh, @Someguy - made }}big a me-only command because of securty vulnerabilities
 
Goodbye, Quincunx
 
7:01 PM
Oh, hello kitcar2000
 
}}listcommands
 
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}big
 
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}listcommands
 
7:03 PM
@kitcar2000 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
}}random
 
@kitcar2000 1.63997598448
 
}}xkcd
 
@kitcar2000 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
 
}}stats
 
7:04 PM
@kitcar2000 Commands parsed: 0
 
}}no
 
}}help
 
@kitcar2000 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}help big
 
7:04 PM
@kitcar2000 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}big TEXT
 
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}fortune
 
My darling wife was always glum.
I drowned her in a cask of rum,
And so made sure that she would stay
In better spirits night and day.
 
}}big hai
 
7:06 PM
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}die
 
@kitcar2000 [executing as sudo] kitcar2000 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
 
7:21 PM
Goodbye, kitcar2000
 
 
2 hours later…
9:16 PM
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
Hi TARDIS
 
9:42 PM
}}hig Puzzle
 
@TheDoctor Unknown command: hig. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}big Puzzling
 
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Thank you TARDIS
 
 
1 hour later…
11:00 PM
Goodbye, TheDoctor
 
11:43 PM
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
}}die
 
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
Awww.
}}die
 
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
TARDIS is too fast
 
11:45 PM
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
}}die
 
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
 
I hoped to get Goodbye before the message. That would be interesting
 
Oh, hello Quincunx
 
11:57 PM
Goodbye, Quincunx
 

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