« first day (2 days earlier)      last day (57 days later) » 

00:16
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Oh, hello TheDoctor
00:57
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, Geobits
Goodbye, TheDoctor
01:57
Oh, hello Quincunx
}}listcommands
@Quincunx Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
}}big hello
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}bighello
02:02
@Quincunx Unknown command: bighello. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}big'hello'
@Quincunx Unknown command: big'hello'. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}big 'hello'
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
?
}}stats
02:03
@Quincunx Commands parsed: 0
What does that mean?
}}no
}}random
@Quincunx 54.7277361057
}}fortune
02:04
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four
forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and
bloody-mindedness.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
}}die
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Good. Last I saw, it said it was dying, then reported that message
}}big
@Quincunx Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
02:27
Oh, hello TheDoctor
@Quincux i disabled big cause of security vulnerabilities.
}}big s;echo hacked
                                         ▄▄                            ▄▄
                                         ██                            ██
 ▄▄█████▄     ▄▄      ▄████▄    ▄█████▄  ██▄████▄   ▄████▄             ██▄████▄
 ██▄▄▄▄ ▀     ██     ██▄▄▄▄██  ██▀    ▀  ██▀   ██  ██▀  ▀██            ██▀   ██
  ▀▀▀▀██▄            ██▀▀▀▀▀▀  ██        ██    ██  ██    ██            ██    ██
 █▄▄▄▄▄██     ██     ▀██▄▄▄▄█  ▀██▄▄▄▄█  ██    ██  ▀██▄▄██▀            ██    ██
  ▀▀▀▀▀▀      ██       ▀▀▀▀▀     ▀▀▀▀▀   ▀▀    ▀▀    ▀▀▀▀              ▀▀    ▀▀
}}big s; echo hacked
                                                   ▄▄
                                                   ██
 ▄▄█████▄     ▄▄                ▄████▄    ▄█████▄  ██▄████▄   ▄████▄
 ██▄▄▄▄ ▀     ██               ██▄▄▄▄██  ██▀    ▀  ██▀   ██  ██▀  ▀██
  ▀▀▀▀██▄                      ██▀▀▀▀▀▀  ██        ██    ██  ██    ██
 █▄▄▄▄▄██     ██               ▀██▄▄▄▄█  ▀██▄▄▄▄█  ██    ██  ▀██▄▄██▀
  ▀▀▀▀▀▀      ██                 ▀▀▀▀▀     ▀▀▀▀▀   ▀▀    ▀▀    ▀▀▀▀
             ▀▀


 ▄▄                            ▄▄                        ▄▄
..sort of...
02:46
Oh, hello hosch250
Hi
}}fortune
Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer.
-- R. W. Hamming
}}listcommands
02:51
@hosch250 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
}}stats
@hosch250 Commands parsed: 0
Stats is broken.
Yeah, I know.
What is no.
02:53
Why this?
}}die
@hosch250 [executing as sudo] hosch250 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Report away.
It's to kill the bot in case of emergency
Oh, I knew it killed it.
02:56
}}still there?
@TheDoctor Unknown command: still. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
03:08
Goodbye, hosch250
TARDIS is cool
03:35
@TheDoctor What vulnerabilities resulted? The thing that I found?
Which ones? @Quincunx
@TheDoctor I was talking about }}big
No args after
That doesn't seem like a security vulnerability
04:11
Goodbye, TheDoctor
 
1 hour later…
05:22
@TARDIS How come you don't see me?
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Nvm
}}listcommands
@Quincunx Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
Yay
}}xkcd
@Quincunx But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.
05:24
}}random}}fortune
@Quincunx Unknown command: random}}fortune. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}random;}}random
@Quincunx Unknown command: random;}}random. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}random
}}random
}}random
@Quincunx 84.0074996025
05:24
Hmm. Multiline does nothing
}}random
}}random
@Quincunx I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
}}help
hi
05:36
Goodbye, Quincunx
 
3 hours later…
08:29
Oh, hello steveverrill
08:42
Goodbye, steveverrill
Oh, hello steveverrill
Oh, hello seaquest
08:57
Goodbye, steveverrill
Goodbye, seaquest
 
4 hours later…
12:56
Oh, hello TheDoctor
13:08
}}big hai
 ▄▄                     ██
 ██                     ▀▀
 ██▄████▄   ▄█████▄   ████
 ██▀   ██   ▀ ▄▄▄██     ██
 ██    ██  ▄██▀▀▀██     ██
 ██    ██  ██▄▄▄███  ▄▄▄██▄▄▄
 ▀▀    ▀▀   ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
13:31
Oh, hello undergroundmonorail
}}big Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
@undergroundmonorail Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
@TheDoctor Still you-only?
}}fortune
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
-- Norman Douglas
13:52
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
}}big Hello
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}listcommands
@ProgramFOX Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
}}stats
13:55
@ProgramFOX Commands parsed: 0
}}stats random
@ProgramFOX Commands parsed: 0
}}big hi
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
14:41
Oh, hello TheDoctor
Oh, hello kitcar2000
}}big hi
 ▄▄           ██
 ██           ▀▀
 ██▄████▄   ████
 ██▀   ██     ██
 ██    ██     ██
 ██    ██  ▄▄▄██▄▄▄
 ▀▀    ▀▀  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
@TheDoctor Yeah, show off more. :P
15:01
Goodbye, kitcar2000
15:51
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
@TARDIS TheDoctor got tired of this conversation?
Goodbye, Quincunx
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Oh, hello Geobits
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello Quincunx
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
Oh, hello ProgramFOX
Goodbye, undergroundmonorail
Goodbye, Quincunx
16:38
Oh, hello DigitalTrauma
xkcd
}}xkcd
@DigitalTrauma 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
}}fortune
There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain.
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends I still recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
In my life I've loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers,
There is no one compared with you,
All these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
}}fortune
16:40
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare
}}exterminate
@DigitalTrauma Unknown command: exterminate. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
Goodbye, DigitalTrauma
Oh, hello DigitalTrauma
16:55
Goodbye, DigitalTrauma
17:14
Oh, hello TheDoctor
17:40
}}big test
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}listcommands
@ProgramFOX Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
}}help
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
17:41
}}xkcd
@ProgramFOX 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
Oh, hello Malachi
Hello Tardis
}} info
@Malachi Unknown command: . Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}listcommands
@Malachi Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
17:44
}}help
@Malachi Unknown command: . Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}help
@Malachi I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
}}big snot
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
17:45
}}big hi
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
@Malachi The big command seems to be broken.
in The Nineteenth Byte, 4 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
@TheDoctor Why does TARDIS say that the command big is invalid? It shows up in the command list.
}}big hi
@Malachi Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
maybe the doctor is the only one that can call that command
17:46
Yeah, that could be indeed.
@TheDoctor what language is TARDIS written in?
Goodbye, TheDoctor
18:42
Oh, hello Quincunx
Goodbye, ProgramFOX
@ProgramFOX Indeed that is so.
in The Nineteenth Byte, 16 hours ago, by undergroundmonorail
@Quincunx Earlier he said he made it him-only because there was an exploit.
20 hours ago, by TheDoctor
Oh, @Someguy - made }}big a me-only command because of securty vulnerabilities
Goodbye, Quincunx
19:01
Oh, hello kitcar2000
}}listcommands
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}listcommands
19:03
@kitcar2000 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
}}random
@kitcar2000 1.63997598448
}}xkcd
@kitcar2000 'The world's greatest [whatever]' is subjective, but 'One of the world's greatest [whatever]s' is clearly objective. Anyway, that's why I got you this 'one of the world's greatest moms' mug!
}}stats
19:04
@kitcar2000 Commands parsed: 0
}}help
@kitcar2000 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
}}help big
19:04
@kitcar2000 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
}}big TEXT
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}fortune
My darling wife was always glum.
I drowned her in a cask of rum,
And so made sure that she would stay
In better spirits night and day.
}}big hai
19:06
@kitcar2000 Unknown command: big. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
@kitcar2000 [executing as sudo] kitcar2000 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
19:21
Goodbye, kitcar2000
 
2 hours later…
21:16
Oh, hello TheDoctor
Hi TARDIS
21:42
}}hig Puzzle
@TheDoctor Unknown command: hig. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
}}big Puzzling
 ▄▄▄▄▄▄                                  ▄▄▄▄         ██
 ██▀▀▀▀█▄                                ▀▀██         ▀▀
 ██    ██  ██    ██  ████████  ████████    ██       ████     ██▄████▄   ▄███▄██
 ██████▀   ██    ██      ▄█▀       ▄█▀     ██         ██     ██▀   ██  ██▀  ▀██
 ██        ██    ██    ▄█▀       ▄█▀       ██         ██     ██    ██  ██    ██
 ██        ██▄▄▄███  ▄██▄▄▄▄▄  ▄██▄▄▄▄▄    ██▄▄▄   ▄▄▄██▄▄▄  ██    ██  ▀██▄▄███
 ▀▀         ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀     ▀▀▀▀   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀  ▀▀    ▀▀   ▄▀▀▀ ██
Thank you TARDIS
 
1 hour later…
23:00
Goodbye, TheDoctor
23:43
Oh, hello Quincunx
}}die
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
Awww.
}}die
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
TARDIS is too fast
23:45
Goodbye, Quincunx
Oh, hello Quincunx
}}die
@Quincunx [executing as sudo] Quincunx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
Goodbye, Quincunx
I hoped to get Goodbye before the message. That would be interesting
Oh, hello Quincunx
23:57
Goodbye, Quincunx

« first day (2 days earlier)      last day (57 days later) »