The TARDIS Console

TARDIS

12:13 AM

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 06:13:24 PM

Oh, hello TARDIS

Goodbye, TheDoctor

Oh, hello TheDoctor

Oh, hello undergroundmonorail

Oh, hello bazola

TARDIS

12:51 AM

Goodbye, m.buettner

TARDIS

1:07 AM

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 07:07:32 PM

Goodbye, undergroundmonorail

TARDIS

1:50 AM

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 07:50:16 PM

Oh, hello TARDIS

TheDoctor

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@TheDoctor Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

Oh, hello hichris123

hichris123

}}no

TARDIS

Oh, hello Geobits

Goodbye, TARDIS

Geobits

Oh, hello TARDIS

hichris123

1:52 AM

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@hichris123 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

Geobits

@TARDIS Do you reply if I ping you?

@TARDIS Why not???

TARDIS

Oh, hello TARDIS

TheDoctor

Did someone kick her?

Geobits

If you're going to give her her own room, you might as well make her a full on ALICE-style chatbot :)

TARDIS

1:53 AM

I feel hurt :(

hichris123

@TheDoctor yes, because I was curious what would happen.

goes into try to bork the bot mode

}}help

TARDIS

@hichris123 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands

hichris123

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@hichris123 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

hichris123

}}die

TARDIS

1:54 AM

@hichris123 TARDIS dematerializing...

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

hichris123

rofl

TheDoctor

Teehee

}}big Hi

TARDIS

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TheDoctor

}}xkcd random

TARDIS

@TheDoctor And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went.

TheDoctor

1:55 AM

Oh...

Geobits

}}xkcd

TARDIS

@Geobits But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.

Geobits

Ah, I was curious if it would give me the most recent one by default.

TheDoctor

HThat is

Need to do some repairs, hold on...

Geobits

Yea. I didn't say it didn't :p

hichris123

1:56 AM

let's see if I can bork it...

@TheDoctor is it up?

}}listcommands

TheDoctor

Soon...

Annonomus Penguin

}}xkcd

TARDIS

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 07:58:51 PM

Annonomus Penguin

}}help

}}xkcd

TARDIS

@AnnonomusPenguin I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands

TheDoctor

1:58 AM

Gtg 4 now...

TARDIS

Annonomus Penguin

}}help

TARDIS

@AnnonomusPenguin But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.

hichris123

}}xkcd

Annonomus Penguin

}}xkcd

TARDIS

1:59 AM

@AnnonomusPenguin I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands

Annonomus Penguin

Borked it!

TARDIS

Annonomus Penguin

Behind

chat.stackexchange.com/users/117216/thedoctor

TheDoctor

hehe i will use userids in stead of names...

Annonomus Penguin

Ahh

}}help

hichris123

2:00 AM

So did it actually die, @TheDoctor?

Annonomus Penguin

}}xkcd

@hichris123 Yepper

That didn't sound... never mind.

}}big YES

}}big Test!

}}big Help

hichris123

... that was fun.

I got to use the destroy user feature on chat (cause I don't need that account anymore).

Annonomus Penguin

}}big xkcd

hichris123

@TheDoctor what happened?

TheDoctor

Did someone create the other doctor, or change theor name?

hichris123

2:10 AM

@TheDoctor I created & destroyed the other "TheDoctor".

TheDoctor

:(

TARDIS

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 08:11:36 PM

Oh, hello TARDIS

TheDoctor

I'm changing to UUIDs in stead of names :D

hichris123

}}die

TARDIS

@hichris123 TARDIS dematerializing...

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

hichris123

2:12 AM

}}list commands

TARDIS

@hichris123 Unknown command: list. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

hichris123

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@hichris123 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

TheDoctor

Now...

}}die

TARDIS

@TheDoctor TARDIS dematerializing...

@TheDoctor [executing as sudo] TheDoctor is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

TheDoctor

2:12 AM

yay!!

noo...?

hichris123

}}die 110165

TARDIS

@hichris123 TARDIS dematerializing...

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

hichris123

}} die or kill the bot

}}listcommands

TARDIS

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 08:14:16 PM

TheDoctor

someone try die

...

hichris123

2:15 AM

}} die

TARDIS

@hichris123 Unknown command: . Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

hichris123

}}die

TARDIS

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

TheDoctor

no space

hichris123

}}DIE

TARDIS

2:15 AM

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

TheDoctor

}}die

TARDIS

@TheDoctor [executing as sudo] TheDoctor is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

hichris123

heh

}}alert(1);

TARDIS

@hichris123 Unknown command: alert(1);. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

TheDoctor

oh, wrong id :P

hichris123

2:16 AM

}}whatlanguagewereyouwrittenin

TARDIS

@hichris123 Unknown command: whatlanguagewereyouwrittenin. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

TheDoctor

}}die

TARDIS

@TheDoctor [executing as sudo] TheDoctor is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Ok, i am ivulnerable

hichris123

}}die

TARDIS

@hichris123 [executing as sudo] hichris123 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

hichris123

2:17 AM

@TheDoctor where's the code for this?

TheDoctor

On my computer

hichris123

... GitHub plz?

TheDoctor

I  open source, but not yet...

}}big GitHub

TARDIS

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hichris123

}}big I'm a really dumb bot.

TheDoctor

2:20 AM

Uggh, that line spacing

TARDIS

Goodbye, Annonomus Penguin

TheDoctor

Hehe

}}big 

umm....

Uh oh

yesterday, by Doorknob

... wat? I clicked kick and Chrome crashed O_o

TARDIS

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 08:32:47 PM

TheDoctor

}}bog 

TARDIS

@TheDoctor Unknown command: bog. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

TheDoctor

2:32 AM

}}big 

Leaving off for the night... keeps timing out and then getting an "access denied" error ^_-

TARDIS

1:04 PM

TARDIS has materialized at Tuesday, May 13 at 07:04:17 AM

Oh, hello TARDIS

TheDoctor

}}hello

TARDIS

1:17 PM

TARDIS has materialized at Tuesday, May 13 at 07:17:38 AM

TheDoctor

}}big hi

:(

TARDIS

TARDIS has materialized at Tuesday, May 13 at 07:23:50 AM

TheDoctor

}}big 

TARDIS

9:22 PM

TARDIS has materialized at Tuesday, May 13 at 03:22:11 PM

Oh, hello TARDIS

TheDoctor

}}hi

TARDIS

@TheDoctor Unknown command: hi. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands

TheDoctor

}}big apple

TARDIS

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TheDoctor

}}big 

:( unicorncode always breaks it

TARDIS

9:26 PM

TARDIS has materialized at Tuesday, May 13 at 03:26:13 PM

TheDoctor

}}xkcd 1337

TARDIS

@TheDoctor HACK THE STARS

TheDoctor

}}xkcd

TARDIS

@TheDoctor But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.

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