@MarkHenderson You're going to have to choose between 1) Raising your son, and 2) Owning a border collie.

@WesleyDavid Got friends of ours who had one and they turned out alright; dog lived for 12 years

Can you be more specific?

@MarkHenderson Just feed and care for the brown snake in your yard and you'll be fine.

@WesleyDavid There are no snakes in our back yard (that I know of)

@MarkHenderson Collies are very energetic, wickedly smart, need constant interaction and supervision... and can do a lot more damage than even a toddler. =)

@WesleyDavid That sounds exactly like a toddler

OHH-HHH SN-NNNAPPP-P-PP THE CAFFEINE PILLS ARE KICKK-KKINGG-G INNNGNNN

@MarkHenderson So, you want two toddlers? At once?

@MarkHenderson SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT ANOTHER TODDLER, LET IT AT LEAST BE THE FRUIT OF SEX.

CAPS LOCK. HELLO.

@freiheit I dunno, I just want a dog

A proper dog, not a poodle or a chihuahua

FRICKING FRICK I TOOK TWO PILLS AT ONCE AND THERE IS NOW FIRE SHOOTING FROM MY EYE SOCKETS.

TRACERRRSSSSS MANNNNNNNN

OKAY TIME TO PLOW THROUGH SOME REDHAT DOCUMENTATION. @MARKHENDERSON, NEVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU. TELL MY FAMILY THAT I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE.

@WesleyDavid Taking drugs? ok!

@WesleyDavid Better than fire shooting out of your penis

@MarkHenderson I call that Saturday. I MEAN, I CALL THAT SATURDAY.

@WesleyDavid While you've got some energy, could you go deal with all of bicycles.se's unanswered questions?

@WesleyDavid Sex... sex?! Clearly you're not married

@MarkHenderson MARRIAGE SOUNDS SCARY AS NOFUCK.

KBAI

Ok. WhoTF fed the cat caffeinated water?

@WesleyDavid It even looks like you

@MarkHenderson THAT'S BECAUSE I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.

So that server I fucked up last night be enabling RRAS and not modifying the packet filter - looks like I'm paying a callout fee to get a local computer guy out there :(

I made a GPO to disable the RRAS service, but it hasn't applied it; I thought outbound traffic would still be working but obviously not

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT BUY A PROPER DRAC. For the price of that drac it would have saved me the callout fee

O_O

@Cole Yeah I'll be on! THREE HOURS LATER... :P

I had therapy till 7 :P

then I went food shopping

mmmm guacamole

@Cole Oh, well you should push that shiney circle on your xbox :P

@Cole BRO ARE YOU LIFTING?!?

@Jacob give me like 5-10

when are we getting a "Should be fired" close choice?

@Cole Gotta start lifting bruh.

@MDMarra Meta

@voretaq7 Then what's up with the whole rhythm and withdrawal stuff?