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23:06
@MarkHenderson You're going to have to choose between 1) Raising your son, and 2) Owning a border collie.
@WesleyDavid Got friends of ours who had one and they turned out alright; dog lived for 12 years
Can you be more specific?
@MarkHenderson Just feed and care for the brown snake in your yard and you'll be fine.
@WesleyDavid There are no snakes in our back yard (that I know of)
@MarkHenderson Collies are very energetic, wickedly smart, need constant interaction and supervision... and can do a lot more damage than even a toddler. =)
@WesleyDavid That sounds exactly like a toddler
23:07
OHH-HHH SN-NNNAPPP-P-PP THE CAFFEINE PILLS ARE KICKK-KKINGG-G INNNGNNN
@MarkHenderson So, you want two toddlers? At once?
@MarkHenderson SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT ANOTHER TODDLER, LET IT AT LEAST BE THE FRUIT OF SEX.
CAPS LOCK. HELLO.
@freiheit I dunno, I just want a dog
A proper dog, not a poodle or a chihuahua
FRICKING FRICK I TOOK TWO PILLS AT ONCE AND THERE IS NOW FIRE SHOOTING FROM MY EYE SOCKETS.
TRACERRRSSSSS MANNNNNNNN
OKAY TIME TO PLOW THROUGH SOME REDHAT DOCUMENTATION. @MARKHENDERSON, NEVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU. TELL MY FAMILY THAT I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE.
@WesleyDavid Taking drugs? ok!
@WesleyDavid Better than fire shooting out of your penis
23:11
@MarkHenderson I call that Saturday. I MEAN, I CALL THAT SATURDAY.
@WesleyDavid While you've got some energy, could you go deal with all of bicycles.se's unanswered questions?
@WesleyDavid Sex... sex?! Clearly you're not married
@MarkHenderson MARRIAGE SOUNDS SCARY AS NOFUCK.
KBAI
23:38
Ok. WhoTF fed the cat caffeinated water?
@WesleyDavid It even looks like you
@MarkHenderson THAT'S BECAUSE I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.
So that server I fucked up last night be enabling RRAS and not modifying the packet filter - looks like I'm paying a callout fee to get a local computer guy out there :(
I made a GPO to disable the RRAS service, but it hasn't applied it; I thought outbound traffic would still be working but obviously not
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT BUY A PROPER DRAC. For the price of that drac it would have saved me the callout fee
O_O
23:52
@Cole Yeah I'll be on! THREE HOURS LATER... :P
I had therapy till 7 :P
then I went food shopping
mmmm guacamole
@Cole Oh, well you should push that shiney circle on your xbox :P
@Cole BRO ARE YOU LIFTING?!?
@Jacob give me like 5-10
@WesleyDavid WAT
@BrennanNeoh the account that you log in with is not the account that runs the SQL Server service. Perhaps you should hire a consultant to assist with this installation. — MDMarra 49 secs ago
when are we getting a "Should be fired" close choice?
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23:59
@Cole Gotta start lifting bruh.
@MDMarra Meta
@voretaq7 Then what's up with the whole rhythm and withdrawal stuff?

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