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00:01
Can anyone tell me whether TP-Link is actually worthwhile kit?
@ScottPack Its consumer gear comes from the same factory as D-Link
In fact, I have a D-Link switcn and a TP-Link switch, and they are identical except they have different logos on the box and in the admin console
I don't know about their "enterprise" gear, but I don't trust a fully managed 24-port gigabit switch that costs $500
@MarkHenderson My WAP54G is starting to act flakey and the TL-WA801ND looked like a cost effective solution.
@ScottPack Not familiar with their wireless gear I'm afraid
Enterprise networking? What are you talking about? This isn't the NetworkEngineering.SE chat!
@ScottPack No but if I do an 802.1q-in-q can I go there then?
00:06
@MarkHenderson Sounds rather...sensual.
@ScottPack Yo I heard you like vlans so I put a vlan in your vlan so you can vlan while you vlan!
That reminds me. I need to go cook up a memegenerator picture.
Honestly, Thunderbird on Ubuntu is very broken and I'm very angry.
I have a standing rule that any answer I provide on IT Security in requires something from memegenerator.
00:10
Yeah, that's the one I need to cook up.
It was getting too late in the afternoon so I decided to caption it later.
@JeffFerland Yes. The memory footprint for Tbird and FF under 12.04LTS vs. 9.10 was roughly 4-6x.
I've reached the point where I'm just yelling angrily at my computer.
@Adrian Just do what Windows people do and put 48Gb of RAM in your computer just so you can have Outlook and Word running at the same time
"Thunderbird failed to find the settings for your email account"... and the "Done" button is grayed out. So is the Advanced Config button
I JUST WANT YOU TO USE WHAT I TYPED. WHAT THE FUCK.
@JeffFerland I was running into problems with 4 users on a test server that had worked great for 12 concurrent users under 9.10.
00:14
@JeffFerland Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@MarkHenderson yeah, these were terminal services boxes. We started at 32G, but usually that was envisioned to be for 25 concurrent users.
FF and Tbird both leaked memory so goddam fast that it was simply criminal.
There are ZERO circumstances where Tbird should be taking up 2GB RAM.
But no, it's gotta keep its goddam internal browser resident in memory in case you might want to use it....
@JeffFerland Is the network plugged in?
@ScottPack In the most uninformative way, you can't leave the port set to "auto"
"Google Candidate Survey: Tell us what you think!" Hmm... passing two phone screens to be told I lack technical depth... let me tell you what I think...
I've gotten pretty annoyed with how "helpful" mail clients try to be these days.
Tell them you're glad they passed you over because Oracle was clearly a more accommodating and caring culture to work in.
@ShaneMadden I'm not real happy with it, but opinion? cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37830785.jpg
00:21
@ScottPack That definitely works.
@ScottPack Hahaha, yes. Better.
Yeah, it feels better.
00:44
My beard is weakening, how do I puppetize LDAP ;_;
what aspects of ldap? Setting up a server, adding records, setting up clients, ...?
package { 'openldap': ensure=> installed }?
01:01
@Zoredache I just need to be sure that adding an LDAP master is mostly painless
sup gents
(and ladies, should any present themselves)
01:16
Heyo
@PeterGrace How are you liking this here city?
@ShaneMadden It's very hip.
Is The Park Tavern still doing BOGO drinks? I also seem to have hazy memories of the Lion's Liar being fun as well.
I dunno, George and I were gonna hit up Capital Grill for a really good steak
01:32
@jscott i shall explore and let you know after dinner
FOR SCIENCE
@Zypher Excellent, carry on fellow scientist. Mind you, I've not been to Denver in over a decade. Just did quick google of the places I could remember for drinks and LL/Park appear to both still be open for business.
01:55
Success! Got the vCenter linked mode (and requisite SSO multi-site) installs completely puppetized.
@ShaneMadden bro-5
Really?
Congrats.
@ewwhite Heh, thanks!
I'd totally put this on the puppet forge if it weren't so damn hacky. The main vCenter install won't work under the system account, and profile-driven storage won't install if the service account user isn't actually logged in.. so for that, I've got puppet building a scheduled task - you need to log in as the service account user and run it :(
But really. Why did this NEED to be puppetized?
BECAUSE
:) ok, steak time
02:07
@ewwhite Because I thought it'd be less time than the manual pain-in-the-ass install of all 6 component installs would be by hand. I was wrong. But now I sunk the time into it, might as well.
@PeterGrace Enjoy the steaks! See you guys around quitting time tomorrow.
02:46
hola
@Cole Holla back
I'M DRUNK BITCHES
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I had one of those days when I learnt something I thought was true was not ;p
@JourneymanGeek what was it?
@JourneymanGeek Average length really isn't 3 inches, eh?
02:49
that the canadian national anthem isn't the maple leaf
@Cole How's this altitude treating you?
wat
@ShaneMadden actually water + Excedrin Migraine - I seem to be okay
@Cole Clearly you haven't had enough to drink, then.
We went to the Yard House
@Cole Oh nice!
02:51
Yeah we have one back home that's much smaller
I'm definitely way sleepy
@Cole Then uh, go to bed
I'm in bed!
it's only 20:53 though lol but my body is like "it's really 22:53 bro"
My wife does that. She gets up "I'm so tiiiired" me: "Well, instead of watching rubbish TV until 1am how about you try going to bed at a reasonable hour?" Her: "no"
That's because it is.
@Cole You're a small dude, do you get drunk super-easily
02:55
@JoelESalas nope
I drink a lot
@JoelESalas Plus he's 5000ish feet above his normal elevation.
And I drink IPAs and Pale Ale's
@ShaneMadden How does that affect inebriation
@Adrian It's going to catch on fire.
@JoelESalas Blood oxygenation. If you aren't acclimated to higher altitudes, alcohol has a much greater effect.
02:58
That's what the bottle of roofies said too.
2 to 3 times the normal effect
I believe
So I drank 3 IPAs, 7.2% Alcohol
20oz
So I drank 3 IPAs, 7.2% Alcohol
so that's like 6 to 9 beers back home.
Next time someone asks about high-performance storage needs and wants to run them on 7.2k disks, link them to this
@MDMarra Wow way to go Dell! They saw an un-needed niche in the market and nailed it!
woah
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A: Send encrypted mail using GPG by command-line?

clemente reyesI was able to incorporate pgp into outlook 2007 using a combination of vbs and bat all together. It is a self contained folder. However, I was using pgp 6.5.8 to do this. The only issue with this process was it had extra space at the end of the CRLF. My work around was to attach the encrypted fil...

@MDMarra I saw that on Reddit earlier lol
I'm sadly very close to being sober now :( SAD.
03:02
@MDMarra I'm curious what actually spins
@Andrew their sales people's heads, apparently.
Ok, off to bed.
@Andrew The counter at the end of the quote.
@Andrew I was not expressing giddy amazement with that woah.
annddd sober.
Fml
@ScottPack there are existing ways of doing what they want, and they're not using them.
@Andrew Exactly.
03:06
screw it, I'll add it as an answer. then we can bulk-downvote the fool.
Not only did person not use pre-existing solutions but they hacked it using a combination of bat and VB.
Because, if there's one thing that's worth hacking together with bubble gum and prayer, it's GPG.
@ScottPack I used to compile custom GPG builds from MinGW that re-added some dodgy algorithm :P
hahahaha...
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Q: Is there a standard place to install software that doesn't follow the Filesystem Hierarchy Standard?

Brian BiLet's say I'm building and installing some third-party software called foo. I want headers in /usr/local/include/foo, shareable read-only data in /usr/local/share/foo, and so on. But let's say foo insists on being difficult and wants me to pick a directory PREFIX and install stuff in ${PREFIX}/in...

This is largely
1. distribution specific
2. up to you
3. why package management systems exist
03:55
if you don't follow the FHS, its no longer standard ;p
and I think it usually goes under /opt
 
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06:42
G'day
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Q: peer-based distributed file sharing on windows xp/7 local network

nomen nescioIn my office, i currently manage 10+ windows xp/7 computers, each having ~500gb space (with 20-30% space usage on average). I am interested in utilizing those "extra" space to build some kind of "cloud" of storage on my local network, where each computer stand as equal peer (since i have none of ...

06:57
@Andrew :(
bittorrent sync / dropbox / don't ask us...
07:23
Morning
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07:43
Chocolate biscuits and a Costa caramel latté to start the day! Good morning
Gief!
except no caramel in the latte, please.
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@JennyD Well, I do have a large one here waiting for when my colleague gets in
Coffee Transport Protocol. ISAGN.
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@JennyD I had to Google ISAGN :( But yes, somebody needs to develop this
@MDMarra I am tempted to call them and ask how they keep the power and data connectors in place while they spin the SSD at 7200 RPM.
07:48
I've actually already had my half liter of morning coffee, so I guess I shouldn't complain.
The Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) is a facetious communications protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots. It is specified in RFC 2324, published on 1 April 1998 as an April Fools' Day RFC, as part of an April Fools prank. Protocol RFC 2324 was written by Larry Masinter, who describes it as a satire, saying "This has a serious purpose – it identifies many of the ways in which HTTP has been extended inappropriately." The wording of the protocol made it clear that it wasn't entirely serious; noting, for example, that "there is a strong, dark, ...
@Hennes So now it's just a SMOP...
Hmm, I should check if my web server still implements that protocol.
Does anyone here use/buy new HP thin clients? It almost looks like they are terminating the product alltogether.. nearly impossible to find them
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@pauska I'd say yes, but actually I don't think we've purchased any recently. I've done projects with hundreds of them over the last few months though, not heard of any issues
08:05
@Dan Used to work for Costa in a previous job. Latte's were fine (and fun) to do, but when someone wanted soya milk and caramel and have a dozen other picky things...meh.
@pauska I thought HP were basically canning all non-server products?
@Dan W7E models? The t510's are not in stock anywhere, and the t610 is too expensive..
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@pauska It was all 510's incidentally
@tombull89 No, they turned on that
@Dan with win7?
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@pauska Yeah
:|
maybe they bought them a year ago..
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08:08
@pauska Not entirely implausible - I can ask sales when I see them, if you want?
@Dan Yes please
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@tombull89 Ah, I'm simple though I do ask they put sweetner in before they do the latte
I'm getting the feeling that they are concentrating on their own ThinOS or whatever its called
Morning all
What a dull crap day
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@pauska Maybe, hope not though - I like the flexibility of (near) full fat Windows
08:12
@Dan plus, the idea (here at least) was to make sure all thin clients support RemoteFX if we'd ever need to deploy a VDI for some users
but when the cost is 40% higher for those thin clients.. it makes sense to just use CE 6.0 across the board, and just give them a regular computer if they need faster stuff
I thought RemoteFX was a server thing, and the normal RDP connection was used for clients?
Then again I only had a glancing look at it as none of my stuff at home or work would run it.
The client has to support RemoteFX (RDP 7.1) to make it work
have always found thin clients more costly then what it is worth
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@ColdT Swings and rounabouts - they're not cheap outright, but the ease of management / imaging etc is a huge advantage
I've reimaged entire schools of thin clients in a few hours on an evening.
@JennyD ooh SMOP haven't seen that in ages :)
08:23
@Dan i agree with management and imaging part, but the management board only considers 'cost' rather then seeing that it eases the IT department
Hey UTC fellows.
Y'know. I've figured out the problem with serverfault. Not enough brits.
@TomO'Connor too many amateurs
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@ColdT Well, that's just good old fashioned lack of foresight ;) Seriously though, I'm the first to admit that Thin Clients aren't for everyone or nearly every application, but for your average desktop PC running Office and some web browsing etc they're more than enough. And being able to rapidly roll out changes to hundreds of users is a mahoosive advantage.
@Iain Actually, as I realised last night. It has the same problem as every company, EVER. Too willing to hack things about in a business environment, instead of future planning, doing it right, and making shit just work.
I mean really. 500ft single span copper ethernet with a repeater in the middle?
Why not just use fibre and do it right.
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@TomO'Connor What's this? :(
08:28
This whole short-term short-sighted cheapskatery ass-about-face fuckery really really pisses me off.
Because I know, and everyone else who's been there in the past knows that short term cheap solutions will bite you in the ass in future.
@TomO'Connor how is this a SF thing ?
@Iain It's more of a "life" thing...
@Iain Because it looks like there's a community of cheapskates.
@TomO'Connor yeah - amateurs
Nobody seems to be interested in doing anything right any more. It's a slippery slope to where someone will have a core system running on a laptop. Or a raspberry pi.
and I hate being downvoted for doing the right thing.
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08:30
Ooh, I see, I thought you meant StackExchange were doing this
As above, I don't think it's anything to do with SF, it's just life, companies and has always been this way
@Dan From what i've seen, they do seem to have clue, and lots of it.
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@TomO'Connor Yeah, that's what I thought!
I was pleasantly surprised by the spec for the kitlist for the se.london office.
@TomO'Connor As I've noted before ~70% or more of our questions come from people with more rep on SO that makes them amateurs
rather than the usual when people say what they want, and it's all d-link and belkin.
08:32
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Q: STRANGE file_get_contents ERROR WITH VARIABLES : No such file or directory

EdNdeeI can read a line of text from a file OK, but I cannot use those matches with file_get_contents or fsockopen. Yet the text as a typed text and as a variable $url seem identical. i.e., I cannot do this: $row = fgets($feedhandle, 1024); preg_match_all('/([^,\s]+)+/', $row, $result); ...

should go straight to SO, yes?
@Iain But you're not allowed to call them that cause that would be hostile.
@Dan I think I'll test their Smart OS thingy (zero clients).. it uses Free RDP, which should work OK
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@pauska Nobodies in to speak to yet, but the t510's are in stock on the usual reseller websites over here
@JennyD I just call them Jeremy Hunts..
lest I irritate the flag police.
@JennyD and that's the core of why I'm stepping down. SF is no longer by professionals for professionals it is by professionals for amateurs and if you try to fix it then you're considered hostile and unfriendly
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I like being hostile and unfriendly, and seemed arrogant, and I can do the "I told you so dance" when it all goes wrong. As long as my knee is up to it.
08:36
Do SE know (or think) it's an issue? Or do they not really care as long as there's enough traffic to make the adspace worth it?
@tombull89 I suspect the latter
@TomO'Connor Don't think a mod candidate should say that ;)
@tombull89 I don't think I really care anymore.
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I don't really think there is anywhere better, though
politicians say a lot worse and get away with more.
@Dan Wesley and I were talking about this last night, that it might be an interesting scene if we did accept shopping questions
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08:38
@TomO'Connor I agree, actually. In some ways, I wonder if we could do with relaxing the rules for questions, but strengthening the rules on who can ask questions
I do high-level architecture pretty well, and I'd like to see more of those, but usually they get nuked before I can get to them.
Case in point, as I said in a comment, serverfault.com/questions/507881/… I'd love to have a go at designing something to do this.
but i'd never want to inflict it on real office people.
@Dan I doubt it but it could be so much better - we don't even manage to attract our target audience. The people I know who would fit into that category won't play because there is far too much HALP! that could be avoided by reading the documentation which is lets face it the professional way.
@TomO'Connor Thing it, it would be all very well spending the time and effort speccing something up and saying "you can do this, this and this and it will cost you £" and then they look up and say "but we can do it with belkin and string for a lot less".
Imagine how much more interesting SF would be if there wasn't a river of apache vhost, mod_rewrite etc shit flowing down the front page every day
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So you'd have to write two answers. One for "doing it properly" and one for "doing it wrong".
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08:41
@Iain Mmmhmm!
:: ambles off to calm down ::
@Iain I agree. And thanks for the compliment on Meta.
I'd like to see questions that go into such detail as it would be a good learning experience for me, but it would be uip to those that could do it to choose to spend their time writing it up.
@Iain this is why I find Discourse interesting.. questions/topics without any activity quickly run down the list
@tombull89 I'd also like to see answers that are not only "this is the solution" but "this is the background, this how I see it, this is how I'd do it, here are some other ways that might also work"
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08:50
I wonder if we're hitting the limits of pure Q&A?
@Dan I think we're just not hitting the users enough.
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So....what can we do about it/
Not that I'm a great example, I don't answer many q's
@JennyD you're welcome.
@Dan I've not been here long enough to have a grasp of systemic solutions; it would take a bit more site experience for that, I think. But what everyone can do is to try to write and answer the way we would like others to. And avoid answering when the question/poster makes us angry - those comments may be entertaining but are usually not constructive. That's what the chat room is for...
@Dan force SX to stop bumping up unanswered (and usually SHIT) questions?
09:04
@JennyD Sometimes the only way for people to see that they're wrong is for it to be made blatantly obvious that they're doing something stupid.
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@pauska SX?
StackExchange, I guess.
@JennyD the trouble is that tl;dr is as true for answers as it is for documentation, long, well researched and presented answers get trumped by a one liner (nearly) every time
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Oh, Community, yes this is something that irritates me but is encouraged
@TomO'Connor Oh, I quite agree. My point is that the person who's having smoke blowing out of their ears at the very thought of the question may not be the one who'll be best able to make the point. Taking a short break before answering usually helps.
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09:05
Also, people randomly putting crap-ish (If technically correct) answers to old questions, especially those that already have answers
@Iain That's a good point.
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But again, that doesn't seem to be technically against the rules
@Dan If it's a crappy answer downvote it.
@Dan saying "format c:\" to "how do I get rid of a virus" is technically correct, but not very helpful. So that should be downvoted.
Of course if it gets to -10 and the OP does it anyway, well...
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@Iain I do, but then we get into trouble for jumping on it etc etc etc
09:08
@Dan the pile on effect is only really evident when something gets dropped in here
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@Iain True
@Dan I do understand the people who would like a comment to go with their downvote. But I also understand that one doesn't always have the energy to do that, especially with the really crappy questions/answers.
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@JennyD I have tried to be friendlier recently - I did have a bad habit of arguing with fools
@Dan It's really hard to break that habit... "someone's being wrong on the internet" :-)
What about pre-formatted comments? Something like when you downvote, you get a list of comments such as "This is a bad idea" "This is potentially dangerous" "you should read the manual" or leave no comment
09:12
@tombull89 That could work
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@JennyD Yep :(
@Dan Also, being able to walk away when you see that the conversation isn't going to lead to anything. I'm still working on that one, too.
@JennyD I'm much better at that than I was
ooh a random downvote on a +16 answer from 18 months ago - wonder who I've upset
@Iain I'd like to be able to see who downvoted me.
@TomO'Connor why ?
09:17
@TomO'Connor I would too, but I also quite see why it's not available
@Iain To see if it's the OP, or someone else.
I know Robert novak downvoted me last night, after a hoo-hah on twitter.
Seems he's happy to do it wrong if it's cheap.
Worth noting, IMO.
@Iain Oh, it happens.
I got a meanie downvote on a question like that... on my birthday
@Dan we may be hitting the limits.
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@ewwhite From my point of view, it seems that the more complex the question / answer the more discussion like it will become
@Dan Sometimes.. or sometimes it's just a one-answer solution.
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@ewwhite Oh, they definitely exist, no doubt. And there are definitely "right ways" and "wrong ways"
But I think that there are some questions that could spark really interesting discussions which would engage highly skilled users
09:29
I had this Cisco issue, and the fix really was... "Oh, that's a bug. Your switch needs a software update."
@Dan I move a lot of my real problems to chat. I'll ask a question if it seems like it may help other people
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I think it's fair to say that the bigger contributors ask very few questions, and that's probably a problem (You touched on this in meta)
@Dan I don't know why. Experience engineers need help sometimes, right?
Sometimes questions like that attract lurkers.
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@ewwhite Yes, but we either ask in here or spend ages looking
@TomO'Connor I don't see what you expected to achieve with your original twat to be honest
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I've gone to ask lots of questions, but the vast majority of the time I figure it out before I finish compiling it
09:34
Our highest-ranked member has never asked a question. Provided 2,268 answers though.
Although, yes, it would be nice if we did a lot more of "sharing the info" of things that we've ran into ourselves and then managed to sort (See my MicroServer question for that sort of thing I mean).
@Iain Don't you mean tweet?
@tombull89 I think he takes pride in that.
@TomO'Connor I said what I mean :)
I've asked over 100 questions and provided a LOT of answers. It goes both ways.
Or maybe I ask questions because I don't know anything...
:)
@dan for discussion, I see sites like Ars Technica's Server Room as having a nice discourse.
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@ewwhite Wish I had 1/2 your knowledge, mate
09:40
They have a What did you learn today? thread.
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@ewwhite Y'know, I don't actually hang around any other technical places
neither do I... but I go there once every couple of months
I just hate the forum format.
stickies and all.
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I go to a lot of forums, just not IT ones :D
@Dan I hang around at some very obscure places. Not Ars Technica
But then you get threads like this...
09:45
@Dan As a rule, I dislike all web forum implementations. ravelry.com is the only exception.
@Dan yeah, I'm on ~30 forums for other interests... cycling, photography, sideboob, music, etc.
@Dan I'm getting more and more torn when it comes to our RDP environment.. Thin Clients + terminal servers means as little maintenance as possible, but the toll is starting to get a little high. Our #1 CPU usage hog on servers right now is internet explorer, and we can't disable flash/java cause we need it for HR services. Lync is "forgetaboutit", unless you have W7/W8 on the thin client and a VDI plugin. W7/W8 thin clients costs $$$...
I'm getting more and more tempted to set up a traditional desktop environment with RemoteApp..
Or App-V
@pauska seriously... I used to use thin clients because they were CHEAP
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It is tough, unfortunately
@ewwhite Windows CE was cheap.. W7/8 is not
09:48
and now, we're pushing $500+ for nice thin clients that can support Citrix, RDS and all of the good stuff.
@ewwhite exactly
And all of the HP Windows CE and Linux thin clients I've sold over the years have been rendered useless...
you can get dell desktops at a lower price..
Yes, same boat here. The CE models have RDP 6.0, which sucks ass in these days. The Linux ones is utterly crap
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Yeah, IMHO, Windows Embedded is the only way at the minute
I even tried Dell to give me rebate on Wyse W7 models, and they turned out to be more expensive than HP...
09:49
I was extremely pissed that I couldn't get Windows CE HP thin clients running with server 2008...
@ewwhite We use CE against 2008 R2, but it's jerky as hell
well, EvanAnderson found a fix... serverfault.com/questions/474671/…
everything is software rendered..
@Dan but the nice write filter and the tiny flash disk doesn't justify the cost
You'll get a ten times better experience with Win7 and RemoteApp/App-V
plus all multimedia stuff stays local..
Sounds like you're trying to evade a firewall. Would you like some help with that? </clippy> — Tom O'Connor 7 secs ago
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@pauska T510 should be around £250 I think
Which isn't that expensive, really
Bearing in mind you get HP Device Manager, too
09:53
@pauska but that puts more burden on the administrator and design, right?
@Dan B8L63AA
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@ewwhite Yes, unless you put some effort into it, like SCCM
So for Windows n00bs like me, I'd never be able to do it.
We're already GPO-heavy as hell here, transforming to desktops would be a breeze
gotta love the Root Access Easter Egg.
the only issue I see is spinning disks.. they tend to magically stop working when they're in hands of end users
09:55
@pauska Just normal desktop failures
a batch of cheap 128GB ssd's would sort that
SSDs for all-the-users!
Could probably get away with 60GB ssds
with redirection and all of that
hey, one of my produce clients hired a VMware guy... and he just sent a visio to show his design for an upcoming hardware refresh. Anyone want to critique? :)
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@pauska Sorry, no, I'm full of shit. I'm far too isolated from the money
09:58
multiply that by three servers... licensing is Enterprise (not enterprise plus)
@Dan The cheapest T510 (which, by the way, is not officially supported by the Lync VDI client since it's not 1.5ghz) I can find here is £385 excl. VAT/shipping

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