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12:29 AM
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A: rebuilding packages and the package manager on debian

Joel E SalasSpecifically with Nginx, you will pass the configure script specific parameters as noted [here].1 A new version of Nginx means you will have to download the source and rebuild and install it again, each time. Once you build from source, your package manager has nothing to do with that package. T...

Am I wrong here?
 
I don't think you mentioned pinning
 
@MichaelHampton Updated with more details, he wants a specific nginx package so pinning is not much help
 
12:58 AM
Now why is it that when I ask a question, I get no answers?
 
because itw as only asked an hour ago
 
@MarkHenderson Oh. Yeah. That.
 
Honestly, I would probably just rewrite the request directly to the 404 page, and have the 404 page itself set the header
 
That's more or less what I plan to do, but I figured it would make a good question.
 
1:14 AM
Don't worry I won't be a dick and post a "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" answer and then tell you another wya of doing it :p
 
Oh good, that's why I didn't just post the answer immediately. :)
 
 
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2:26 AM
@MichaelHampton because you don't ask easy questions? :p
 
@HopelessN00b Oh, is that it?
 
I think so. Let's find out together. Ask how to change the permissions on your git folder and see if anyone answers you. :)
 
@MarkHenderson I WILL! :-)
(I probably won't that would need effort)
 
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Q: How do I PXE boot multiple Windows 7 desktops off the same image?

MattSome years ago in my uni days I recall that the uni labs booted windows nt over the network. There was a shared drive for your own stuff, and other than that any changes you did to the running OS were reset when you restarted the machine. Now I'd like to be able to do the same thing with Windows...

Is my brain not working ATM, or does anyone else kind of wonder what this is really asking?
 
3:26 AM
I can't believe I spent an hour writing that up, just because I didn't like any of the answers.
 
@MichaelHampton Writing what?
 
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A: Does SELinux make Redhat more secure?

Michael HamptonYes, SELinux makes Red Hat (and any other Linux distribution that actually uses it) more secure, assuming it's actually in use. SELinux implements mandatory access control. Normal Unix permissions, ACLs, etc., implement discretionary access control. The two complement each other. In order to wo...

 
Impressive
 
Heh. I've been promoting SELinux and other strange things for quite a while.
 
3:41 AM
It's a good answer, at least. Almost should be a cannonical answer (or the basis for one) on what SELinux is and does.
 
I'll go for that.
 
@MichaelHampton +1 for that, thank you for taking the time
 
@MichaelHampton They have a badge for fucking a dead person?
Oh, necromancer. Right.
 
@MichaelHampton Me neither
I already ignored that one
 
@MarkHenderson I read the whole Q&A, and in context, it seems like it's a comment to the answer. So I killed it. :)
 
4:18 AM
I think it's right, actually - all I found was references to Mozilla rejecting it and why it was an ongoing problem
 
If you wanted to get Michael Phelps out of the pool, all you have to do is break out a bong.
 
@MichaelHampton I thought thats what it was a reference to , but now that I re-read it i suspect they were trying to turn their pool into jelly
(which would be AWESOME)
 
4:40 AM
Ha. I have not had a single attempt to login via ssh, other than my own, since I bound it to IPv6 only.
 
@MichaelHampton IPv6 == too large to portscan
Security through obscurity, ftw!
I had to disable IPv6 bindings at home because my ISP was being weird. They handed out a /56, but wouldn't accept traffic on the interface
 
@MarkHenderson Right!
And of course they still haven't fixed it, right?
 
It used to work just fine; although I would get a different prefix every time
 
Now that's a serious problem.
 
@MichaelHampton Nope, but it was also an opt-in beta
 
4:45 AM
I have IPv6 on my phone...but not when I tether with it.
 
I can't imagine that we'll get Ipv6 on our phones for another 15 years yet
 
You'd have to get IP on your phones first.
 
5:33 AM
"No" means "no". — Michael Hampton 22 secs ago
 
If memory serves, there's a lot of dupes of that question on SF already
 
Oh good. Kill it with fire.
He asked what he was doing wrong. I suppose answering "Using lighttpd" wouldn't be good?
 
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Q: Copy VM from ESXi 5 to ESXi 4?

Will DennisSearched Serverfault (and Google) for this, haven't been able to find an answer... We copied a VM (folder and files) from an ESXi 5.0 server (5.0.0-623860) to an ESXi 4.0 server (4.0.0-261974). (Also, the 5.0 server is licensed, and the 4.0 server is the free version.) Now when we try to start th...

Hopefully nobody's annoyed that I fixed their answers ;)
 
5:55 AM
@ShaneMadden You fixed an answer by chopper about ESX, he might come and remove a testical
 
@MarkHenderson Well, potentially.
It sure doesn't make sense for VMware to keep tracking VM hardware versions to VMware Workstation versions, in any case.
 
It makes sense from the developers' standpoint. They're based on a common code base.
 
Then pull a microsoft and tack the version numbers together, too :)
 
G'day
 
@Iain Good morning! I guess that means it's time for me to sleep.
 
6:08 AM
@ShaneMadden That makes TOO MUCH sense. They're trying to strike a delicate balance between far too sensible by half, and far too insane by half.
 
@MichaelHampton They're doing a great job, then!
 
Another satisfied customer...
 
@ShaneMadden and Mark to finish work.
 
@Iain Ahh yes.
g'night!
 
Sleep well
 
6:19 AM
@Iain Yep 10 minutes
 
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Q: Is it time to upgrade? What will be the benefits?

AlexIT has been asking me to give them a budget to upgrade our company servers. This project will be very expensive at a time we just finished downsizing. They are requesting a little bit over 100,000 dollars to upgrade to Intel Modular servers, new licenses for windows server 2008, all new routers ...

Oh dear gawd. Check the answers.
 
He's asking a poll
I can't help but +1 both his answers
 
(No relation to this company)
 
@MarkHenderson I did likewise
 
My god he's not even a sysadmin, he's been asked to approve their budget and he's asking us?!
 
6:24 AM
I can't help but to delete it to stop the inevitable shitstorm of crappy upvotes
 
@Iain So I noticed lol, I had this comment ready to go:
Seriously, you're asking us to approve someone else's $100k capex budget? In that case vote that they probably need $200k.
 
I was too busy looking for more videos of old servers being blown up.
 
Answering crappy not constructive/off topic/... closable questions implicitly encourages them. As does upvoting crappy answers
 
This is my favourite part: Partition C: 2 out of 20 GB free
 
@MarkHenderson Unused disk space is wasted disk space. That's how that works, right?
 
6:26 AM
@Iain You are, of course, right. This is why you deal with 4x as many flags as me.
@JoelESalas Exactly. And a machine with 32Gb of RAM but only 2Gb in use is optimal.
I don't think I've even seen a partition smaller than 40gb in the past 5 years
 
@MarkHenderson Because Microsoft is wasteful with RAM, besides how much can I need the Plug and Play service? It's just for joysticks and stuff, right? Let me stop it on our main DB server...
 
@JoelESalas While you're at it, remember to limit the amount of RAM MSSQL uses, otherwise it will fill the entire system memory
 
@MarkHenderson Then we'll be in heaps of trouble
 
@JoelESalas Damn straight
 
I remember a little tool from about 10,000 years ago called MaxMem. You'd run it on your Windows 98 computer and it would free up RAM somehow
 
6:29 AM
And remember to un-bind SQL Server from half of your processor cores, so that there's some left for like, windows and shit
And defrag your server every night
Defrag your iSCSI LUN, ftw!
 
@MarkHenderson Nah, there are just loads of Europeans who get their day going with a coffee and a flagfest
 
@Iain Since @WesleyDavid got a contract I only get about 5 flags a day
I remember when Chopper quit and before you guys came on board I was doing about 50 flags a day
Cos I was the only one online for a good 12-hour period
Anyway, home time!
 
@MarkHenderson I rarely have any waiting when I get started but about 8:30 things warm up
 
@JoelESalas That thing is STILL around.
 
6:55 AM
Morning fuckers
 
7:06 AM
There's a flag now.
 
Dan
7:34 AM
@HopelessN00b - not sure I agree with your comments regarding 2KR2 admin accounts. I don't think a domain admin account is any less hackable than a local admin account, excluding physical access to the machine (In which case you're fucked regardless). I've also never seen it recommended to rename the account, either - that's just security through obscurity IMHO.
 
@MichaelHampton if it a red one, right back pocket?
 
Dan
@JoelESalas Remember memmaker (I think) in DOS, too? I never did quite understand that (Something to do with moving stuff to extended memory?), but good old dad used it to get my games going :D
 
@Dan It's like never using root. It's something people do to make themselves feel better while not being all that much more secure.
 
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Q: Is AMD Opteron 3280, 8 cores, 32 GB DDR3 RAM will able to run 200 rails application and 200 mysql database

Sampath Possible Duplicate: Can you help me with my capacity planning? I am planning to hosing an rails application + Mysql in dedicated server maximum 200 replicated rails application with 200 unique databases simply for understanding www.client1.product.com use client1 rails applicatio...

 
@MichaelHampton what do you want us to do with that ?
 
7:42 AM
@Dan Ah, the good old days of f$^#ing around with programs and drivers to make some of them fit into extended memory, some into expanded...
 
Dan
I'm getting a desire to go and play with some 90's abandonware tonight
 
@Iain Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
Dan
I loved this game so much - even if we did have to upgrade to 8Mb of RAM to make it work properly...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_2
@JoelESalas Yep, I think I agree
@Ward Was it Windows 95 and 98 that still had true DOS behind, so you'd install a program and then spend an age faffing with the shortcut properties to sort out config.sys and autoexec.
 
Yep, it was even in Windows Me despite their efforts to hide it.
 
Dan
I try not to think about Windows ME
 
7:52 AM
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Me Wow, it's 100% true, too.
 
 
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9:13 AM
Someone in finance wanted to know how much the FY13-14 budget was for rack support - as it happens we have a few very odd/secure ones - but they thought we had to pay annual support on our regular 19" racks
 
hahaha
tell them to pay your bank, after all, you are supporting it :P
 
Oh boy - wikipediaredefined.com - Yes, please
 
@BartDeVos looks pretty nice and tidy the end result
 
Their use of the J instead of I is really irritating and puts me right off
 
@Iain I supposed they tried implying it as 'Just imagine'
 
Dan
9:35 AM
@ColdT The end result is nice, but I really hate their own website design
 
their own website, failed to load for me, gave me error 500!
 
10:09 AM
i've told aspiring designers to do that in the past. take a ugly website and redo it for practice. i tried once with the apache website. which is why i never became a designer haha
 
is it me or has the google calculator got a lot better recently?
 
Dan
@Chopper3 It has yes, they've really added some nice touches.
Unit conversions are far far better now, too
 
aaaargh it's almost like he copied me. I bet I'm not even going to get the accepted answer
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Q: Limit Apache to a single IP

DanI've got a server with a bunch of IP addresses, and I only want Apache listening on one of them. It doesn't sound like a hard thing to do, and I've done it once before a while ago, but I'm having some trouble this time around. First off, here's where I'm at now, to my understanding: Every place ...

 
your the only one that provided a reference for more info - i upvoted u
the other dude did too - fuck its early.
 
10:36 AM
 
I dont think he copied me on purpose guys, his link was a bit different.
 
i find it funny he knew enough to check what apache was listening on with grep but didn't know to go in the config and check for what it set to
kinda narrow sighted
 
I don't think he knew that the "Listen *:80" directive is enabled per default - and not even present in the configuration files
he did after all grep all files for ":80"
 
There is a minute difference he could easily have started and then rummaged around the apache site for a link - I know this has happened to me
 
surely though, if you think a piece of software isn't doing something you want it to, the first place you go is the config file, no? especially on what looks like a fresh install - i would anyways
 
10:47 AM
@lsiunsuex so would majority in here... but hey you win some, you lose some i guess
 
The other guy edited and added a ref too - twunt
 
@lsiunsuex the problem here is that the ubuntu config files doesn't have any reference at all to the listen directive
 
@pauska isn't it in ports.conf ?
 
@Iain nope
 
@pauska it is on mine, but it's a long time since I setup an Ubuntu system from scratch
 
11:01 AM
@Iain It wasnt in mine.. so either I removed it or you added it.. or the package has changed :P
 
The only Ubuntu I have to hand is a machine I have upgraded a few times
 
does anyone know if it's possible to export and import OBDC connections?
 
OS ? Client?
 
win 7 x86
don't really want to copy from registry, thought there might be another way
 
We do it via the registry
 
Dan
11:12 AM
Why do I always forget to check share permissions when I'm troubleshooting
 
and look who got the accepted answer
argh :<
 
;)
 
@pauska i thought port mapping was done via ports.conf (on ubuntu)
 
outlook 2013 wont connect to exchange 2003... this will require more effort :(
 
@ColdT port mapping?..
 
11:24 AM
as in the ports 80, 88 whatever
to the IP
 
11:35 AM
ports.conf is just another file that gets imported, doesn't really matter where you put it
I dislike Ubuntu's habit of tearing it all apart.
 
the good thing about using ports.conf for listen/port binding is that it wont get overwritten by any upgrade later on
@BartDeVos It's Debians, by the way.. I love the part about splitting up config files for mods and vhosts
 
If the upgrade plays with the httpd.conf, chances are you lose the import for ports.conf also
I use it to for my vhosts, having a dir with all the vhosts is easy
but the core should stay together imo
 
httpd.conf is completely blank here.. it's the apache2.conf that does the includes
 
Having a Solaris background the RHEL/CentOS all in one httpd.conf is more natural to me but you get used to the Ubuntu split files
 
yea it was a pain to get used to coming from freebsd, but now it's ok
 
11:44 AM
@Iain I think it's the same over here, I only do CentOS/RHEL, so not realy used to the debian way of thinking
 
@BartDeVos You should see the way they buggered about with Exim...
 
@SmallClanger It's been ages since i've touched anything mail-related :D
 
12:01 PM
@MarkHenderson @ShaneMadden - re: that VMWare question edit - I actually wrote it as mm8 etc. but then panicked thinking I'd got it wrong and didn't have time to check, I'd meant to come and fix it later but it was already done - so cheers for that, and it's 'testicle' too, not 'testical' ;)
 
@Dan I didn't say domain accounts were more secure. I just prefer them because they're less of a pain in the ass. As to recommendations, it's what MS considers best practice, and rightfully so. Gives an external hacker one more thing he needs to guess if he's trying to come in through that vector.

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc747353%28v=ws.10%29.aspx
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b I admit, I'd not seen that published by MS before, though I still disagree that it adds any particular layer of security
 
makes it harder for brute forces.. other than that, nah
 
*shrug*

To be honest, I've seen it done every place I've worked that had a major Windows footprint, and do it myself out of habit now. Was surprised to see not everyone bothers, actually.
 
I'd rather just create a INSANE long password that's practically impossible to brute force until a admin finds out/a firewall senses it
that password also goes on a printer sheet inside a locked safe
 
12:08 PM
If you put your management interfaces on separate NICs/vLANs you can just firewall AD user access away like crazy
 
@pauska All well and good until you need to type that password in when the domain's unavailable.
 
@HopelessN00b nope, we create another local account for that
not sure if it helps in any way of security means, but it atleast means that I can hide the real admin password in case a disgruntled employee finds it fit to mess around
 
Then why bother with the default one at all?
 
the local account is being updated via gpo (or was it scripts), so that I can easily change the password over time etc
dunno.. nice to have? I just leave it there with that ultra-complex password.. just in case
 
@pauska We tend to keep it digital :)
 
12:14 PM
@BartDeVos fire proof safe > *
since it's never going to be used.. or atleast hopefully never going to be used
 
@pauska SAN replication across 4 datacentres > *
 
erm thats a bit out of scope
there have been SAN's in multiple datacenters being corrupted at the same time, FYI :)
 
4 would be a bit much I think...
and there is also backup to some separate Vmaxes :)
I would eat my shoe if I lost a file over here due to corruption
 
@pauska You'd be better to use something like NetApp snapmirrors between data centres for that kind of thing, if anything goes wrong you can just wind back any mirror to a previous snapped moment in time
 
@BartDeVos No, you can have 100 different SAN's being corrupted at the same time. If file X gets mangled in one place it will get replicated to all the other locations, unless you use stuff like snapmirror/recoverpoint etc
like chopper said :)
 
12:33 PM
Oh fun. Battery replacements in my XIV. Thought a UPS battery would last longer than 1 yr
 
Most of mine last 3 to 5 years if they're almost never used. They're lead-acid batteries normally and draining them more than 20% DOD starts damaging them (hitting 80% DOD really starts cooking them).
 
12:49 PM
Is the Debian way of thinking that far off from RHEL/CentOS?
 
@ewwhite Yes :)
 
There's probably a website outlining the differences... but I was able to get debian systems running with minimal specific knowledge
 
1:04 PM
mornin
 
yep
 
1:20 PM
@ewwhite debian systems are fairly easy to administrate imho.. It was easier for me to learn Debian than Red Hat coming from a FreeBSD perspective.
 
@pauska @ewwhite Debian didn't decide to completely throw away 40 years of Unix history/knowledge in favor of their own special and unique way of doing things :)
(at least not until recently)
 
@voretaq7 But the Red Hat standard isn't too hard to follow.
it's become a bit of a standard, too.
 
@ewwhite It is if you've been trained on any other Unix system :)
It's as subjectively "bad" as IBM's smit/smitty system
(I'd argue worse: smit/smitty tells you what it's running behind the scenes. Redhat's config tools don't)
 
smit, scoadmin, what was the HPUX tool?
 
@ewwhite never encountered scoadmin in the wild - all my SCO experience was on ancient stuff :)
and there is a HP tool that I don't remember the name of but I think it starts with an S too
 
1:54 PM
o hey cool - I got the Backup and Postgres badges FINALLY
 
2:07 PM
@ewwhite sam
 
SAM!
yes...
that was some craziness.
 
I almost hate to give away all my tricks, but: bhami.com/rosetta.html
Hey, my "Chassis catches fire without explanation" issue has been "Escalated to Engineering". I think it was a hot issue for them as well.
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@MikeyB s/engineering/Fire Marshal Bill/
@MikeyB yesssss!
SHITTY-ASS MANAGEMENT tool is what my old boss called it :)
 
2:26 PM
@voretaq7 I had a C7000 chassis catch fire!
 
@ewwhite ... that'd burn for a while.
I had a Sun 4/670 suffer a catastrophic failure, but it didn't burn
(something shorted on the SCSI backplane - curled the traces and the dead-short blew a cap in the power supply module)
but BY GOD THAT VME BACKPLANE WAS STILL FUNCTIONAL (once I hotwired together about 800W of power to test everything again)
I miss that machine. Full-height shoebox sized 9G (narrow)SCSI hard drives it had!
 
@ewwhite really? shit, I've got loads and never had an issue - eep
 
@Chopper3 digging for a photo
 
I believe you, just surprised
 
Charred midplane assembly cable... "It smells like burning in here"
 
Dan
2:35 PM
@ewwhite Wow - never heard of that!
@ewwhite Note to self!
 
It had something to do with this...
 
@ewwhite It's a little more exciting when it's "holy shit I just plugged in a power supply and now smoke is billowing out and the midplane looks red-hot"
 
naw, this was just a BZZZZZT! sound and the system cooking for a few hours.
@voretaq7 Still trying to make NY work.
@voretaq7 What 'hood are you in?
 
@ewwhite 11520 (suburbs)
 
Commute into manhattan?
 
2:47 PM
@ewwhite nope, conveniently work in 11050 (15-30 minute drive every morning/evening)
 
Hmm... did you ever work in the city?
 
We'll probably move to manhattan when our lease here is up, but I'm agitating to move the office to Melville so I can reverse-commute and not have to spend money on our shitty-ass railroad :)
@ewwhite Back in my ISP and consulting days (our NYC POP was at 60 Hudson, I did a lot of work with IBM at 590 Madison, and back before someone flew some planes into 'em the banks I worked for were mostly in the WTC)
((Or Dirty Jerzee))
 
From the HP newsletter: "Choose passwords that use a variety of letters, figures, symbols and cases. Try putting your hands on the keyboard and just typing randomly—a gibberish password can be very secure."
"Use similar-looking substitutions to create alternatives for words that you remember easily. For example, the number zero can replace the letter “O” and the dollar sign can replace the letter “S.”"
 
Oh no!
 
What terrible advice. =[
 
2:50 PM
just bad advice.
 
Well the substitutions bit is actually decent advice, combined with the XKCD password theorem.
 
@voretaq7 It's not affordable.
 
but the random bit... just no. 1000 computers all with a yellow post-it note on the side with their password because they'll never remember that shit.
@ewwhite eh, it's not ass-bleeding rape, but it's not like I could do away with my car so I wouldn't be saving a huge amount of money.
just quick in my head math, I spend about $200-250/mo on gas. RR pass would be like $300-350ish and my fuel bill would probably drop to like $80-100, so it's not like I come out ahead
 
Hmm... ANd most people basically live outside of manhattan, right?
 
(there's some pre-tax jiggery-pokery I can do with the mass transit that makes it a little more favorable, but I still come out about 100 bucks behind the curve either way)
@ewwhite lots of people live in manhattan proper (mainly north of 59th street and/or south of Houston), but the outer boroughs (Bk, Qns, Bx) are substantially more affordable
and your mass transit options there aren't suck-tastic like they are out on Long Island or in Westchester
 
2:56 PM
@voretaq7 So for a job on Park Ave... where does it make sense to settle? Is the Bk->Manhattan commute reasonable?
 
@ewwhite anywhere except Staten Island would be reasonable
worst you'd be looking at would be maybe an hour subway or bus ride from most places
 
Well, my wife complains about her 45-60 minute commute in Chicago.
And that seems almost average in NY
 
Google's mass transit time tables are pretty accurate (since the MTA started releasing the Master Schedule), so drop a pin near $job and then tell it to get you transit directions from various spots in the outer boroughs :)
@ewwhite yeah give or take about 15 minutes. It's bearable if you can have a one or two seat ride.
 
It's confusing. Not sure I can pull it off.
 
@ewwhite eh, people always say our transit system is confusing
The subway is very simple. Busses run on the surface, and are therefore made of suck and to be avoided (so I know next to nothing about them except that they exist and some of them bend in half when they make turns)
 
3:04 PM
Hmm. I need to store 100 TB of data. I think RAID5 sounds like a good idea for this.

Is there a way to spread a RAID 5 array across a bunch of servers to do that? :/
 
@voretaq7 Seems to be a well-developed system. Looks like there's a new line being built.
 
@ewwhite "well developed".... eh
100+ years old, and you get what you get. Kwitchyerbitchin!
 
Chicago's is barely functional.
 
The Second Avenue Subway has been "being built" for a little over 2 decades now. The 7 train extension to 34th/11th has been being talked about for at least that long and is just now starting engineering
 
We've implemented "slow zones" for our trains running on 100 year-old infrastructure.
 
3:09 PM
@ewwhite we have those - we call it "track work" though
for all the shit I give the MTA the subway (and to a lesser extent, bus) system within NYC proper is quite good
It's just shit as soon as you leave NYC proper - crappy commuter railroad that can't be used for local transportation, and a bus system that just got (re)privatized
 
:(
 
@HopelessN00b You're taking the piss right? a R5 100TB volume - seriously, joking right?
 
@Chopper3 of course he is! Everyone knows you use RAID0 for something that size. And consumer SATA drives because cost is a factor :-)
 
@Chopper3 RAID 5 or RAID 0 is ideal for that
or JBOD
 
@LucasKauffman :throws cookie:
 
3:16 PM
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 
@voretaq7 You really ought to take a look at noRAID, it's the latest fad. Especially for a noSQL database.
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@LucasKauffman JBOD? Filled with disks?
 
@voretaq7 For 100TB? I would just buy a fuckload of 7200.11s, make each one a pv, and create a single volume group that spanned all of em. What's the worst that could happen.
 
@MikeyB Yo dawg - I heard you hate reliability, so I put your NoSQL database on a NoRAID of ramdisks with no UPS.
 
@Chopper3 No, not taking a piss. Will be when I finish my Mountain Dew, though.
 
3:18 PM
jezus @ScottPack use 5400 RPM that can spin down, think about the environment!
 
@HopelessN00b you're not seriously thinking of doing that are you?
 
@LucasKauffman hdparm. Set a spindown time.
 
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Q: Best way to safe store data on several servers?

lebron2323I need to store 100+ tb data on several servers, so I understand this is possible with distributed file systems. I also need the system be fault tollerant. So if one server is down, I do not want the system to die because of this. Also I want to do this in the most [space] efficent way. I li...

Oh fuck, that's the answer.
 
ah sorry, thought YOU were trying to do that
 
no need to apologize... I was just referencing it because I came across another brain-hurting-migrate-from-SU question. That got upvoted, even. :/
 
3:21 PM
@HopelessN00b SuperUser doesn't migrate (as much) crap (as StackOverflow)!
 
@voretaq7 Yeah, but the SO migrated crap is usually not so bad as to be physically painful.
 
@HopelessN00b um....
have you SEEN some of the shit we reject?
 
I left a little comment
 
@voretaq7 I'm one of those lowly no-access-to-moderator-tools users, so no.

@Chopper3 Am a sadist because my first thought was telling him exactly how to implement it, in a cheap, easy to setup way, using Windows software RAID?
 
(just the 3 [closed] questions from the first page)
@HopelessN00b does serverfault.com/tools/posts/migrated/here work for you? I thought you got that at 3k but I could be completely wrong (I'm a bad mod, I don't know what rep gets you which privileges)
 
3:26 PM
Could you maybe pop over to SO's main chat room and politely ask them to stop doing that please, I'd offer to do it but you don't want me to start a holy jihad, not with me going on holiday tomorrow
 
Page says 10k to access it. I'll just have to keep getting rep, and resisting the urge to give morons enough rope to hang themselves.
 
@LucasKauffman did you see my comment on that 100TB question?
 
What the fuck is JimB smoking?
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A: Dell 2950 - Can I mix SSD with spindle HDDs?

Jim BI think what you really want to do is use the SSD's to increase the speed of the drives. I would suggest looking at something like virsto (virsto.com), to virtualize the storage. Then you can use the SSDs in a separate array (if you really want to mirror them) and not limit them to the speeds o...

Now, even his non-MS answers are borderline retarded
 
@MDMarra I don't know what he's smoking but I bet it's MS approved!
@Chopper3 gonna have a look
 
3:33 PM
I'm so happy today. We use Cisco NAC internally and I hate it. Today it blew up and the failover unit didn't pick up the slack
 
@MDMarra I don't know but it's grown in the Richmond hills
 
@Chopper3 lol Alien RAID 5
 
Oh, 50k. Congrats @MDMarra.
 
@HopelessN00b Thanks! I'm still only like 32k on SF
But I've 13kish on SU
Plus other assorted bits and pieces of rep here and there
 
Still a milestone, even if a bunch of it is from telling SU people how to install Windows. :D
 
3:37 PM
haha
yeah
It was mostly from SU beta days
It was more power-usery then and less "halp halp!"
 
Yeah, pity I came too late for that party. It' 'd be nice to have a real super-user type Q&A site for home server and networky stuff. :( Oh well.
 
It's not too late to try and save SU if you're feeling up to it haha
They always migrate crap here and say "we don't have the experts for this" even if it's OT here.
 
Not as spontaneous as one would think...
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Q: Troubleshooting VMWare ESXi 5 Spontaneous Restarts

NickI moved my ESXi 5.0 server into a colo about 3 weeks back and ever since then, I've had issues with the server spontaneously powering down and coming back up. I previously had the server sitting at my house for close to a month while I was on vacation. During that time, the server did not go do...

"Yeah, there was an electrical storm.. oh, and only one power supply... and yeah, I'm using a Dell controller in a SuperMicro.... and what do the VMWare tools do?"
 
@MDMarra I... I just can't. It's far too tempting for my inner BOFH. I have this not-entirely-unfounded fear that I'll start trying to get users to format their systems with a LiveCD if I deem their question "too dumb."

@ewwhite Yeah, that made me laugh. ~"Do power issues make my server reboot??" Really? Who has to ask that?
 
@HopelessN00b I didn't think you could use Dell controllers in other systems. Maybe it's not that weird. But we may just have a flaky power strip or power supply.
 
3:47 PM
I think they're just rebranded controllers anyway. At least they used to be. I'm not into the whole frankenbox thing, but there's no reason it won't work, if you really want to. Meh.
 
Going to court blows....
 
Any interest in: stackoverflow.com/questions/11867685/… for a migration vote? (I think the answer is low TTL + anycast for DNS + heartbeats)
 
@BrentPabst depends who your lawyer is
 
No... I was subpeona'd to testify in a traffic accident
my own damn fault for stopping to help
 
@Chopper3 No, it blows regardless. A good lawyer might make it blow less, but it still blows.
 
3:50 PM
@BrentPabst Bummer.
 
@HopelessN00b I good lawyer can get you off attempted murder...
 
Yea... drive a county over just to sit there for two hours just to then be told his case was being continued... see you in september!
@Chopper3 Not many gloves fit my hand very well ;)
 
@Chopper3 there's a storey there ...
 
@Chopper3 A good hooker-assassin can get you off while murdering.
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@Chopper3 Getting off just makes the experience not ruin your life. It's still a shitty experience. What we deserve for letting paper-pushers and sociopaths rule the world, I suppose.
 
3:52 PM
Nice.
 
damnit
repcapped already
 
Although I must say it was fun to watch the Judge's facial expressions hearing all of what these people had to say
 
hateful isn't it, lost 115 the other day
 
This one guy had been told a year ago he needed to pay $100, he asked for a delay again today... Judge took one look at him and said, no how about you serve 60 days in jail instead... see you back in a month to contest that.
 
@MDMarra showoff!
 
3:59 PM
Alrighty well back to reviewing my massive change request proposal list today... got the red pen out!
 

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