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20:09
Hahahaha, I broke my desktop.
I wish robocopy could write to tape >_<
@WesleyDavid it cant?
@Joel Switched to Gnome3? That'll do it.
@voretaq7 It can't.
Depending on how the tape is presented to the OS, anyway.
I could use a good iptables tutorial...
I've forgotten everything.
20:19
@ewwhite ubuntu has a brief tutorial
I liked it
would it work for CentOS?
@ewwhite iptables syntax should be the same no?
I think
'RH-Firewall-1-INPUT' table.
Alright, this special...
Sanity check before I click "send" anyone? -.-
Sounds like a pretty easy contracting job.
20:23
@ScottPack Yeah, if I can get into a !#$%^ machine.
god I forgot the turks banned pastebin here since someone posted some government owned telco's client's email addresses
@JeffFerland What are you talking about? Sounds like you have weeks of billable hours where you haven't had to do any work!
@ScottPack Flat-rate, payment on completion. I'm about to just abandon it.
@JeffFerland Sounds like you should pull in Bill Shatner to work with you.
how much?
20:25
over 9000?
@ewwhite Not enough.
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Q: How do I close Port 135/TCP on Win 2K8 R2

LexiconI would like to stop listening on port 135. Please note that I am not asking to block it (ie with firewall), I would like to disable it completely. Thanks!

Tapes. HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK?!
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Q: How do tape backups work?

MintWe are backing up to tapes but more often then not the tape will be spat out and we will have an error like The requested media failed to mount. The operation was aborted. which from what I can tell could mean the drive is full (doesn't looks like it as the drives ate ~700GB big). We sometimes g...

@LucasKauffman Blood pressure rising
@WesleyDavid I love that comment suggesting that the OP read the manual. =)
20:38
@Adrian The question mark clenched it. I smirked. Then again, I am a jackass so there's that.
Questions like those are why I don't really fear for the whole DevOps movement making sysadmin as obsolete as buggy-whip makers.
@Adrian My company practiced DevOps before it was cool
then they hired me to fix it
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There's a lot of barely-competent Devs out there who can't troubleshoot or plan their way out of a wet paper bag.
@Adrian Why I don't fear the devops movement is because it only fits for a small subset of IT engineering feats.
When it fits, it fits well. The other 90% of the time it's science fiction. And not even good science fiction.
@WesleyDavid How do they work? You put the fucking tape in the fucking drive and the fucking backup program fucking writes the fucking data to the fucking media.
20:41
@MikeyB Miracles man. Them magnets.
And I can just imagine a T-shirt with backup tapes in various coital positions.
dang
@Joel Can I steal that?
@WesleyDavid beat me to it
20:44
@Aaron Only seven minutes late! =P
@WesleyDavid The world needs to know
I found an interesting "behavior" in the fedora livecd
if I ctrl-backspace to clear the suggested hostname, it makes the livecd instantly reboot
@Joel Because I'll totally blog this on Friday:
user image
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@Joel Unless you want to. =)
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A: How do tape backups work?

MikeyBTapes are a serial access (as opposed to random access) medium. Miniature pixies engrave each bit onto a tiny section of the physical media. The Wikipedia article is an good resource for general questions. Your question needs far more detail (the specific error you're receiving, what backup so...

See? I was nice.
@MikeyB Yes, you spelled everything correctly. No TomTom points for you!
@JeffFerland Looks good to me.
20:50
@WesleyDavid OH no. You had to invoke Flip Bit.
@WesleyDavid You have my blessing
That's the name of the "encryption" we use on our passwords in our web-app here. It flips all the bits in each character.
@Adrian I've always preferred ROT13.
@ScottPack Honestly, that would probably work better than our bitwise ROT1. =D
@Adrian Pft who needs SHA1 hashes or RSA encryption
Flip ALL the bits!
Encrypt EVERYTHING
20:54
@Adrian For sufficiently pessimistic definitions of better.
@ScottPack Ya know, there's like FIVE taverns between my office bus-stop and my apartment's local bus-stop. =)
@Adrian That's dangerous
@Joel It's been scheduled for Friday the 23rd. I have your blog a link.
@Joel Not if I drink crappy American beer though. Only the 5th one has good beer.
@Adrian Big deal. I pass by the front doors of something like 10 or 15 bars on my 1.3 mile commute home.
20:56
@ScottPack That would be coffee shops here. There's 23 coffee shops between my office and my apartment.
@Adrian "Coffee Shops"
Is anyone interested in reading about the "Cowboy Hat Contingency?"
It's a blog post I'm preparing
@WesleyDavid Doesn't count 7-11s or fast food places with espresso machines, either
It's Washington. You know what else is bagged up and ready to be purchased in the back room, right?
@WesleyDavid Hookers?
20:57
@84104 Only if you're close to I-5.
@84104 Exactly.
Gary Leon Ridgway (born February 18, 1949) is an American serial killer known as the Green River Killer, convicted of 49 separate murders and confessing to nearly double that number. He murdered numerous women and girls, most of whom were alleged prostitutes, in Washington during the 1980s and 1990s, earning his nickname when the first five victims were found in the Green River. He strangled them, usually with his arm but sometimes using ligatures. After strangling the women, he would dump their bodies throughout forested and overgrown areas in King County, often returning to the dead bodi...
Fishing in the Cascades and coastal ranges, it was always on your mind what you might find down a logging road. Any cars you saw were either hunters that had gone off into the woods or a burial ground for hookers.
It's advised to always fish while armed. Plus, if you get board, you can shoot at the ones that aren't taking your bait.
@WesleyDavid Gilgo. Beach.
@LucasKauffman Is there any sort of regulation to keep a news program honest?
Or is lying out of your ass protected by the first amendment?
serious question
21:02
Im not american idk :p
@LucasKauffman It's FOX. Family Guy is the closest thing they have to real.
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@LucasKauffman Then I'm amazed that Fox News is known world-wide for its shenanigans
Presenting something as fact when you know it to be false can get you sued.
Other than that, yeah, just kinda make shit up.
Says the guy who's grandfather is a huge fan of Fox News -.-
@Joel I'm not. there's a reason we call it Faux News.
21:03
@voretaq7 And since they're idiots, they can get away with saying that they didn't know.
@Joel well when you send this out on national television... Sometimes I feel some Americans are ignorant and undereducated and very associal towards other cultures. But then I see they get their facts from this crap, I really pitty them xD
@voretaq7 You realise that joke only works in writing, when you say it out loud even though they're spelled the same they're not similar sounding?
@TylerShads I would suspect nothing less than a highly-engineered news program that is designed at its core to drive the bar lower with every airing
even reruns.
@Joel And the fact that it's owned by News Corp. Is it not?
brb
In Australia Murdoch owns a whole bunch of newspapers, and it's alleged that their stories are written with the demographic of someone with the intelligence of a 10 year old
21:06
Yup
That explains everything
I get so frustrated reading them because each sentence is its own paragraph.

Like this.

There is no reason to format your stories like this.

It's really annoying.
@MarkHenderson Using flesch-kinkaid reading level or something?
@MarkHenderson well it's easier to fill up the paper
@Joel I don't know what that is but I'm going to say yes
Fox News Channel is the second-most trusted television news network in the country, with 42% of respondents reporting they trust the network ....Can I come live with you UK guys?
21:07
@TylerShads They have News of the World
Well, they had
And the Sun....good point
Murdoch has just as much influence in the UK as he does in the US
the BBC is generally OK
@MarkHenderson there is less fear of Murdoch how
This American Life got hoodwinked by Mike Daisey ;_;
21:09
So, VoIP chat lobbies are enemies of the state now
Oh wait no, it's Call of Duty lobbies
In Belgium there was a tv show that poisoned the news feed spreading fake stories, all but 1 news paper bought it. All they did was call the newspaper that they had a story
and pretended to be a proffessor of some university
@MarkHenderson because they are encrypted :p
@LucasKauffman Fact checking is hard.
@TylerShads The SUN doesn't sell well in this area due to it badly reporting th Hillsborough disaster in 1989
I remember a few years ago a journalist posted some legit-sounding info on Wikipedia afters someone famous died, to see how many newspapers picked up on it
His little lie was syndicated to hundreds of worldwide newspapers
@Iain It sells well here, and it scares me how dumb people can be...
21:11
I'm quite aware of that.
Most of the people who watch Fox, in my experience, are not.
@84104 Yea, they would AT LEAST need to call that university to see if the guy actually existed
(and truth in advertising - pronounce it correctly and it's still applicable)
Its scary that I find Jon Stewarts take on the news more accurate and reliable than Fox
And I dont even live in America, I just watch it delayed on the TV :P
@MarkHenderson oh you poor foreigner - we've been relying on comedians for news in this country for years!
ah here's the story ...so everyone that has a Gaming.SE account is a terrorist!
21:13
I remember the line in Goldeneye:

"Are these pictures live?"
"Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN"
@voretaq7 Well it only makes sense with the clowns we've got running it?
I really love Jon Stewart
@MarkHenderson What @voretaq7 is true, very sadly.
HEY!
Don't insult clowns.
@MarkHenderson The Crappy News Network?
@voretaq7 They're owned by News Corp too, right?
No Turner...almost as bad
21:16
@TylerShads meh, they all SUCK.
@voretaq7 My point.
who were the ones that put obama between the republicans again?
@LucasKauffman ... he's not a republican?
::baffled::
@LucasKauffman You people have this weird idea that there's any real difference at all between our political parties here in the US.
@Adrian the spelling
21:20
@Iain and the logos!
@Iain Bah. Americans can't spell worth crap. Y'all should run a query on how many of my posts I have to edit for my own mis-spellings.
@Adrian I can't throw stones
@Adrian Or we can just run SELECT * FROM posts WHERE user='Adrian'
@Iain You pick one up, hold it in your hand, wind up, and release at the top of the arc.
21:22
i want this animal. Buy me one!
@voretaq7 You can your crazy Mexican punctuation.
I have not idea what I just said!
@84104 ay dios mio, I must be a terrorist!
@voretaq7 No entiendo nada a todo.
@MarkHenderson how's the FC thing going ?
@84104 When you start understanding, WORRY.
21:25
@Adrian I learned to read using ITA and can't spell because of it
@voretaq7 Viva La Revolución!
@WesleyDavid Viva Chalupas?
@Iain I've got my 5th and 6th skype interview this saturday morning (5am my time). With the Managing Director and Co-Founder
I'm not sure if so many skype interviews is a good thing or a bad thing
@voretaq7 So-Krates was a wise dude.
@MarkHenderson woo hoo - well good luck with that then
21:28
@Iain Thanks. The've promised that these two will be the last skype interviews
(I'm guessing that if the MD or Co-Founder says no, that'll be the end of that lol)
it must be difficult with such a wide time difference
Well, its only short-term. I get up at 4.30am on those days to do the interviews. I normally get up at 6.30am so its not a huge stretch
It usually means that for the first 15 mins of the first interview Im still a bit groggy :p
And thank God they're not video calls
indeed
@Iain Forsooth.
@WesleyDavid indeed ;)
21:32
So the Kindle Fire isn't available in the UK. What kind of nonsense is that. =(
@MarkHenderson this is the sleep depravation test
@WesleyDavid Try living here, nothing is available
@voretaq7 I have a child. I dont need to be tested on sleep depravation
@WesleyDavid it's cause it's too hot for you, more fire and the earth would melt under your feet
This comic applies equally in Australia
I'm just surprised at how America-centric the Amazon Kindle appears to be. I thought it was more of a national company. Also, still surprised there's no Amazon.au
Fascists.
21:34
@MarkHenderson I may be in NZ later this year/early next year - that's not a set of flights I'll be looking forward to
@WesleyDavid They sell it here. Even the 3G model.
@Iain It'll be worth it, its a beautiful place
But they talk funny
@MarkHenderson In what stores? And what about the Kindle Fire? I can't find signs of it online.
@MarkHenderson I believe getting them to say 6 is a good game
As of Feb 2012, it hasn't come to the UK apparently: telegraph.co.uk/technology/amazon/9060101/…
@MarkHenderson nonsense, that's just rehersal.
Teach your children to scream "THE WEBSITE IS DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
21:39
@voretaq7 How many times did you reboot?
@WesleyDavid 666
@voretaq7 not even close to over 9000
@WesleyDavid it's still not here
@WesleyDavid You can order the kindle from Amazon online, or you can get buy it from the Woolworths grocery stores. But it's just the normal reader, not the fire
@Iain And "fish and chips"
@voretaq7 Well there's you problem. You need chmod -R 777 /*
21:42
@MarkHenderson I'll listen out for that
@WesleyDavid I find rm -rf / works well to fix those problems
Oh bullshit now it just did that easter-egg thing
And I can't see jack shit
Ok its faded, phew
@MarkHenderson chmod -r 777 /
@84104 del C:
wait, i did that wrong
@TylerShads format c:
@WesleyDavid i have a few of those :)
21:43
FML today
@84104 fdisk! fdisk! fdisk!
del /s/x
Does SELinux prevent any of that
del /s /q .
Excellent, my new bacon cooking apparatus is superior to the former
21:45
I have one user who when they can't connect to wireless says "The server is down."
Oh boy to I English good today.
@84104 tell them its maintenance and they should just go home. They'll be fired soon enough
Don't worry, i Enter well today.
FUUUU MARKDOWN
@TylerShads It's hard to get the slave labor fired.
@84104 So if they don't show up, they keep their job? Why even have them in the first place?
Woooo re-claimed almost a tb of space by deleting LUNs that had been provisioned but never allocated
@TylerShads The price is right!
21:48
@84104 clearly
@TylerShads I suppose I should clarify for posterity that we don't have actual slave labor. We have graduate students.
@84104 ...I fail to see the difference...
@TylerShads It's a distinction. Never said anything about it being a difference.
@84104 Ah, like Executive Assistant is just a Secretary
@TylerShads Now you're catching on. Though I'm always amused by "sanitation engineer".
21:52
@84104 Graduate Slaves.
@84104 ....CLEAN MY POO
Co-worker didn't know how to run a .bat file. -_-
@84104 Are they a janitor?
@84104 <emo-tear>
@84104 don't know google either :p?
21:55
@84104 They clearly need a clue.bat then
I need to be paid more.
I think that's the take away message.
Don't we all
@84104 It won't help. The more money you have the more you will spend, and then you'll just get depressed thinking "HEy, I'm earning $100k instead of $60k but I don't have anything better now than I did back then"
@TylerShads Talk to @Joel. He gets paid to poop. If you can get paid to clean it, it'll be the weirdest, most lucrative excretory feedback loop in the world.
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@MarkHenderson I'd spend my money on finally opening a coffee shop :3
@WesleyDavid THE SYSTEMS CENTIPEDE??
21:59
@WesleyDavid dafuq did I just read...
@MarkHenderson Right, but I only make $30k there are some thresholds I'd like to hit.
@Joel Do you know how many coffees you have to sell just to pay the rent? Let alone insurance, wages, advertising, etc
@84104 yeah OK you do need to be paid more.
30k would barely pay your rent for a year where I live :(
@MarkHenderson Much the same here.
If I seem angry, it's because I'm poor.
@MarkHenderson It would partially be a labor of love. I'd only really want it to break even and be a cool spot.
22:02
Well I dont know how my sister does it. She and her husband are probably on $40k between them, and they have four kids and somehow manage to keep their heads above water
@Joel Well to be fair, there is a serious lack of decent independant coffee stores
@MarkHenderson There may be a very good reason for that ;_;
Fuck this I'm getting fish tacos PEACE
@Joel I read that as Fish Tattoos ....
@Joel EWw. Way to ruin a good taco
If I want fish taco I'll go buy a cheap whore
@TylerShads Ah, a nice wholesome family movie!
22:07
I hate people.
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licks @WesleyDavid
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@TomOConnor There is no redeeming context!
@LucasKauffman Are belgian unions really that bad? 'cuz our unions here aren't but they get blamed for everything so they SEEM that bad.
@TomOConnor Is this in your capacity as a Cheetah, as a SysAdmin or as an Englishman?
@voretaq7 they are worse
union's shut down the train traffic here once for 3 weeks
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Q: Is turning on a Centos system pretty easy?

RodYes, the question I'm asking is simplistic to the extreme. I'm sorry about that. I'm not a Linux expert, certainly not from a system admin point of view, so I've got to ask a very simple question. We have a Centos system here, which we're not really responsible for. At the moment I've got 5 o...

22:10
@ewwhite Sure press the power button
licks @MarkHenderson
Might as well spread the saliva.
@WesleyDavid Not surprised. Seattle can be surprisingly provincial about anything outside what the local city culture values.
(I have a habit of answering questions based soley on the title without reading the question)
Today's questions...
This guy is starting to annoy me:
I hate leeches
Three good answers to pathetic questions and not a single upvote issued
22:12
@WesleyDavid Cat!
@MarkHenderson can 1 rep users upvote anything ?
@TomOConnor Cheetah!
@ewwhite . . . ok I'm obviously too sleep-and-coffee-deprived to keep looking at questions. My comments are getting out of hand now.
@MarkHenderson DigiCat!
22:14
@voretaq7 linkie?
@MarkHenderson Same. It's a problem when the important details are at the end of the paragraph and not right up front.
On their own questions, I think so
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Q: Is turning on a Centos system pretty easy?

RodYes, the question I'm asking is simplistic to the extreme. I'm sorry about that. I'm not a Linux expert, certainly not from a system admin point of view, so I've got to ask a very simple question. We have a Centos system here, which we're not really responsible for. At the moment I've got 5 o...

that one
@voretaq7 you just made me laugh out loud
I'm getting weird looks
@voretaq7 I love you
@LucasKauffman Happens to me everyday I hang out here...
22:24
I'm a bad, bad man.
The Comms Room - "Making you look like a giggling psychopath to those around you."
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@WesleyDavid, @TomOConnor @MarkHenderson - CATS! Now off-Broadway!
@84104 I'd love that as a description
room topic changed to The Comms Room: This is *NOT a place for 'Live Support', ask on the main site. Giggling psychopaths make wonderful helpdesk technicians! [effing-markdown]*
@LucasKauffman way ahead of you.
I've noticed every time we change the room topic we leave "This is NOT a place for 'Live Support'", yet people still come in here expecting it
22:27
perhaps we should change the topic to "Helpdesk and Support to the universe!" so we can have some peace?
@LucasKauffman WAT
@voretaq7 If they're coming in here looking for help, I'm not certain that they're actually literate.
@TylerShads oh we are SO taking away your Photoshop...
right after I star that.
22:28
@voretaq7 No photoshop...just dev console xD
What's funny is, it stays that way after closing it and I love it
So what ETA do you guys give on a bunch of noobs coming in and ruining the comms room
I give it about 18 months
Just like I love how my rep breaks the user page
@Joel because of what?
@TylerShads l33t haxor
@Joel Considering I've been trying since July...never
22:31
@TylerShads your reputation is over 9000!
@voretaq7 just due to the visibility on google, the awful questions we've been getting lately, etc
@voretaq7 It's over 9000 thousands
@Joel meh, shit questions come in waves
@Joel The awful questions have been here since 2009, by the looks of it.
E_E_E_E_E // Monkey Error. Fling poo at console to continue.
@voretaq7 I haven't been around long enough, I guess
22:34
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Q: Clone a Xen instance but add memory to it

FragsworthI have a machine that has a few Xen instances running on it. I'd like to clone one of them but allocate more RAM to the new clone. How can I do this?

is there something special I about xen clones I failed to notice?
@LucasKauffman How much it confuses people?
usually the way it works is so many bad questions get asked that we lose our thin veneer of civility and tell people to go fornicate themselves with that magical power strip of free energy.
Then someone somewhere says we're "worse than usenet" because we're zomg so mean to the newbies (who really have no business being within 50 furlongs of a computer!), so we stop the random executions and pushing of the virgins into volcanos for a while - at which point peace and nice questions reign for about 2 months.
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@TylerShads apparently
@LucasKauffman must. downvote. things. that. are. in. the. documentation.
(also, give him a link to the documentation)
@voretaq7 nah, it should just all be redirects to a Rick Astley vid
22:36
@voretaq7 I saw the discussion with Peter Grace a few days ago about churlishness in general on SF. Not sure where I stand on it
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Realize a man is too stupid to learn to fish and bludgeon him to death with a copy of Fisherman magazine, and he won't ever need to eat again!
@Joel Probably about TomTom
@TylerShads Yep
@Joel Yeah....who wants to explain that one that knows better
1. Of, like, or befitting a churl; boorish or vulgar.
2. Having a bad disposition; surly: "as valiant as the lion, churlish as the bear" (Shakespeare).
3. Difficult to work with, such as soil; intractable.
22:38
there was a TomTom specific discussion?
IDK, I really dislike the idea of ServerFault becoming the DaniWeb of the sysadmin community. I actively dislike and discourage people who post questions that can be answered by simply OPENING the manual
@voretaq7 Sooo, are we in a downturn of virgin-tossed-in-the-volcano activities right now? Because I totally didn't get that memo.
@WesleyDavid no I think we're at the part where we round them all up and start hiking up the slope
today's questions have been... quality.
Not *GOOD* quality, but certainly *A* quality.
Like markdown!
@voretaq7 If you see paw prints in the path... those sooo aren't mine.
@voretaq7 I have to agree. If you're asking a question that an "actual" sysadmin can answer while drunk out of their mind and bleeding from four bullet wounds, it Does Not Belong here
@voretaq7 I just mean TomTom in general, but the other day @petergrace was discussing his dislike for people that present themselves BOFH-like the way TomTom is all the time
22:42
@Joel Spoken like a true East LA SysAdmin.
@voretaq7 yea I actually solve the questions I don't know the answer for immediately by pasting it into google
you could add that the faq, if google suggestions 1-5 solve your problem, then question is invalid
@LucasKauffman It gets really bad that when that happens, its actually a link to a different question on SF
Well I hold up that xen one as a shining example of BAD.
@voretaq7 the guy commented on his question, he thinks your rough rawr!
@WesleyDavid I lived in Pomona for 5 years. It's quite a sight to see the police department raid an apartment building with full-on body armor and assault rifles
22:47
what is pomona?
@LucasKauffman Mordor. It's far in the east, across a mountain range. The air is a toxic fume
@LucasKauffman and I gave him the nicest reply comment I could.
@Joel Pomona is not that bad.... or so the real estate agents tell me.
@voretaq7 Note that they're not pushing Mid-City West or Santa Monica. Hahaha
@voretaq7 second time people gave me weird looks :p
@LucasKauffman that was a funny comment?
22:51
@voretaq7 They would tell you the shadiest neighbourhoud of harlem is a "multicultural exciting place" if they could sell you a carton box over there: p
ok, I'm going home before my snark causes me to do something that would force me to have to suspend my own account for a day.
@voretaq7 I found it quite amuzing
@LucasKauffman and don't dis harlem! It's a nice area with a shitty reputation.
::flees::
@voretaq7 I was being stereotype!
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Q: Register a domain with NIC

tanduI recently bought a .es domain for the purpose of creating a domain hack. I registered the domain with esreg.com (SANE Systems, apparently). My card was charged, but the domain is listed as not registered. I have not yet been able to get in contact with them. Their website seems to have a sma...

Whoah welcome to 1990
NIC handles

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