The Comms Room

voretaq7

03:00

@JourneymanGeek I know some of our mods aren't very active these days - real world work stuff probably cutting into site time

WesleyDavid

@RebeccaChernoff I see large, bearded men with guns. When did ServerFault start catering to the bear segment?

techie007

Dang! that was just the pre-req's that finished. stupid 1's and 0's!

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson You hate us all and want us to die, don't you. I KNEW IT!!

Scott Pack

@WesleyDavid Old Man Pete's not on that list, but he probably qualifies as a bear as well.

Rebecca Chernoff

@MarkHenderson sure, by all means, email us!

@ScottPack heh, would ya look at that...

WesleyDavid

03:02

In other news, my mouth is completely invisible behind my beard when you look at my from the side.

I was going to post a pic of two bearded men kissing, but... I'm second guessing that now

techie007

@WesleyDavid Do you have any food stashed in there for later? like a cheezy? or a chicken leg?

Journeyman Geek

@techie007: or babies

Scott Pack

@RebeccaChernoff Give it 6 or so hours for the caches to update :)

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid The most complained about advertismenet in Australia in 2011 was a very tame ad promoting safe sex for gay men

Which I find really, really dissapointing that people's prejudices are getting in the way of promoting healthy habits

Rebecca Chernoff

@ScottPack hm?

Journeyman Geek

03:03

also, you don't stash food in beards. the beards consume all

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson I hope you rioted and burned at least two government buildings down.

@techie007 I do find long forgotten particles of food and drink in my mustache.

Scott Pack

@RebeccaChernoff Big Daddy Pete isn't showing up on the page yet.

techie007

i keep a smaller beard inside my beard, just in case...

WesleyDavid

Always nice to have a nice surprise when I am pondering something ponderous, and I go to chew on my mustache hair and get a nice nourishing surprise.

techie007

@WesleyDavid Ye Ole Coffee Strainer

Rebecca Chernoff

03:04

@ScottPack yeah, that's what I was saying "heh, would ya look at that" == "whaddya know, you're right - someone should fix that!"

Mark Henderson

@techie007 Thats nothing, I keep a full washboard 6-pack under my flab

WesleyDavid

"Mmmm... room temperature yogurt and essence of diet soda"

Scott Pack

@techie007 Same here. That way, even if I accidentally shave, my chin will still remain armored.

@RebeccaChernoff I thought you were trying to be coy and indicate that you've already fixed it.

techie007

@ScottPack Exactly, and it also helps keep the government from knowing what my chin is thinking about..

voretaq7

pfft that's nothing. My home town was up in arms about a safe sex billboard by the high school.
The billboard? A condom, in a wrapper. With text that said "Safer sex reduces the risk of sexually transmitted diseases"

Rebecca Chernoff

03:06

nah, I might be a ninja, but I'm a lazy ninja. (;

WesleyDavid

Is your home town Podunk Iowa?

Mark Henderson

@voretaq7 But that is totally offensive, they're now called Sexually Transmitted Infections (I think that made it sound... nicer?)

Shane Madden

@MarkHenderson Did it?

WesleyDavid

########## WARNING ##########
I'm about to post two bears kissing

Aaron

Of note:

voretaq7

03:08

@WesleyDavid I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus....

Mark Henderson

@ShaneMadden I have a friend who works in sexual health, and she got upset with me when I kept referring to them as STD's, but meh, it's all the same :p

Aaron

4

Q: User behavior in chat

I've been participating in the SO chats for some time now, primarily to improve my coding in a more active community. Some of the users in chat act very boorish towards me when my code isn't exactly up to standards. I'm talking about outright insults. There are a few specific people that make st...

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 I want to see that video again but lost the link. =(

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson yeah, this was like 1996 or so

@WesleyDavid Search for "Jackie Beat" on youtube

that (and more) will come up :)

I like Jackie Beat's "HWhite Christmas"

WesleyDavid

@Aaron Okay, that's totally different. We don't name call people to their faces here. We do it behind their backs. =)

@voretaq7 I you you an adult beverage.

voretaq7

03:10

@WesleyDavid that's why we have twitter and our blogs!

:-P

Scott Pack

Man, the hat on this snowman is absolutely adorable. I hope @MDMarra appreciates it. I know how much he loves snowmen.

WesleyDavid

►

Wait, I thought youtube videos expanded.

dag nabbit

TADA!!

Talking porcupine eating a gingerbread man with a santa hat on

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid I thought it was Weena....

WesleyDavid

JACKIE BEATS IS FROM SCOTTSDALE!! Sweet. Maybe I can meet her sometime.

Scott Pack

@Aaron So are you saying that we should show up in an SO chatroom, waggle our fingers about how offensive they are and to "Shape up because daddy knows best!"

voretaq7

03:13

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techie007

@voretaq7 no no, it's a Dikfer

ignore me. ;) I'm bored... ;)

voretaq7

@techie007 yeah, that joke won't get past me no matter how you spell it :-)

Aaron

Scott : posted without comment

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 No, it was a henway

techie007

"no, no it's D1kPH3R" Does that work? :)

voretaq7

03:16

@WesleyDavid 6lbs.

techie007

It's all leet-like, as to confuse...

voretaq7

@techie007 dk4

techie007

@voretaq7 careful, you'll get flagged...

Scott Pack

@Aaron So I got called out at the office today because people couldn't tell if I was making a joke, or being a dick. In the end, I made a sign that says, "Laugh" that I could hold up. Maybe I should propose that as a feature request for chat.

voretaq7

I died the way I lived.
(Wondering how come George Carlin got away with saying it but here it gets flags :P)

Somewhere in the chat transcript I do the original 7 words bit.

WesleyDavid

03:19

@ScottPack Dick.

techie007

@ScottPack "I made a sign that says, "Laugh" that I could hold up" - That's kind of a dick-like move man.. :D

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 I ran out of swear words and had to start learning different languages. =/

I'm currently working on French profanity.

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid His full name & title is "Former Vice-President of the United States Baron Penis von Cheneyhausen"

Scott Pack

The way I see it, I'm removing ambiguity.

WesleyDavid

Merde!

quux

03:20

Carlin couldn't get away with saying the Seven Words in certain situations; that was the whole point of his shtick.

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid Like wiping your ass with silk?

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Smoooooth, man.

voretaq7

@quux He said it on the air on WBAI. I've got an archive tape of it somewhere :-)

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 But it feels so nice! The static is the only problem.

voretaq7

@ScottPack your environmental controls need work. If you maintain 45-55%RH you won't have that problem :-)

quux

03:21

@voretaq7 - and that case went to the Supreme Court. And lost.

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 I live in a 80 year old house with plaster walls and gas heat. It might get that dry for a few hours in February.

voretaq7

@quux It's been 40 years, it's a new bench, and I'll take my chances! :-)

Scott Pack

Right, so a flagged message has a blue tick beside it. Does that tick only last until the flag is acted upon?

voretaq7

And interestingly the FCC has no problem with profanity during certain hours. It's obscenity / pornography that gets them in a knot.

Scott Pack

And it is only visible to people who are capable of acting on a flag, or by everyone?

voretaq7

03:24

@ScottPack Yeah it appears that way

Scott Pack

Right, so a flagged message has a blue tick beside it. Does that tick only last until the flag is acted upon?

voretaq7

I think it's only visible to 10Ks, and IDK if it's visible to the person doing the flagging. There's a mSO post about tiered flag escalation that has a small discussion on it.

Scott Pack

Yeah, I just read ninefinger's post and the relevant comments.

voretaq7

@ScottPack I think a "you got flagged" notification may not be a terrible idea honestly

plus the tiered flagging system letting communities shoot our own dogs when it's needed.

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 Unquestioned, the person who got flagged should definitely know it happened.

Aaron

03:28

Isn't that the mods job to inform the flagee?

Scott Pack

I kind of like the idea of everyone seeing what was flagged.

Mark Henderson

@Aaron At the moment, nobody on the main sites knows when tey;'ve been flagged

Scott Pack

It at least gives us a warning that someone might not have liked that.

Mark Henderson

And we've only ever had ONE request from a user (who I had suspended at the time) ask to see their flag history

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson We can ask for that?

Mark Henderson

03:30

And to be honest guys, 90% of the flags that are about people are bullshit

Scott Pack

Shit, have I ever been flagged?

MDMarra

I flag you hourly. I have it called by cron.

Scott Pack

I mean, I know I had an answer deleted, but that was a well deserved action :)

MDMarra

Sorry about that

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson I can tell that from the ones I see as a 10k. It's usually someone being butthurt, or two butthurt people starting a flag war

Mark Henderson

03:31

@ScottPack Just the once, for that deleted answer

Rebecca Chernoff

note that the hover text for flagging says "spam, inappropriate, or offensive" not "I don't like this"

Shane Madden

"offends my delicate sensibilities"?

voretaq7

@RebeccaChernoff yeah - unfortunately some people don't draw the line between "I don't like" and "offensive" cough*NSFWArea51Proposal*cough

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson I was wondering if that got flagged, or if he saw it. Nice to hear that was the only time, though.

MDMarra

I fuck @ScottPack's hat offensive. I flag it repeatedly.

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voretaq7

03:32

Generally I think people are good about not being flag-happy on stuff they don't like

MDMarra

Wow. Autocorrect and I'm on mobile so I can't edit it

voretaq7

we have to have a pretty decent number of chat users, and the stupid blue circle doesn't pop up on my gravatar that often

MDMarra

That should say I FIND*

voretaq7

@MDMarra Well if you're doing the OTHER thing to it @ScottPack might be the one offended....

Scott Pack

MDMarra

03:33

The hat didn't object

Lack of edit on mobile is clearly an oversight. With that bastard autocorrect running amok and all

Mark Henderson

@ScottPack He may have just seen it, but it came up as a moderator action, so I dont know if it was a flag or not

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson Ah, oh well. No big deal. Honestly, I was not expecting it to last long, but it was the end of the day, was feeling silly, and just couldn't resist. :)

voretaq7

@ScottPack wait - whaddid I miss? I miss ALL the fun deleted answers :(

Aaron

The iPad chat is kinda odd too

MDMarra

That's what I'm on

voretaq7

03:36

@Aaron the iPhone chat is made of leftover kitty litter. Which as everyone knows is soaked in the distilled essence of FAIL that cats eliminate.

MDMarra

Blackberry doesn't even know there's a mobile chat

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson Oh! Oh! Have I been flaginated?

MDMarra

When I'm on my phone I see the divs sitting square on top of each other

voretaq7

@MDMarra I wish the iPhone didn't :-/

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 It was this question

WesleyDavid

03:37

@MDMarra You're supposed to be making up ground on all the work you didn't do today. Begone!

Scott Pack

3

Q: making sure daemons are safe

So I was wondering, what steps should we take to make sure PHP daemons are safe? One of the things that I read about was assigning the daemon to run as a user with limited priveleges? But how can we do that in UNIX? I am guessing using the useradd function but how do we make sure that user ADD...

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voretaq7

@ScottPack pfft, I thought your answer was fine.

I wouldda upvoted it. Very accurate.

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 It was the very definition of NaA. It was fun, but totally worthless.

MDMarra

@wes you forget that im a PowerShell wizard

I can do a days work in two hours. Just don't tell my boss that.

voretaq7

@ScottPack well, I did help instigate the cooking question, so I should probably STFU and go sit in a corner...

Scott Pack

03:39

And could be taken offensively by the questioner since it was, effectively, making fun of their question.

voretaq7

4

Q: Cooking turkey with high-voltage arc

I'm hungry at a power substation. All I have is a 13-pound turkey and these air-interrupt breakers. How long does the turkey have to sit in the arc before it's done?

turkey experimental

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid Mr Nonapatiede has never been flagged

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voretaq7

(they STILL haven't closed that. @hobodave should probably put it out of its misery)

Scott Pack

You can thank @RoryAlsop for the picture, by the way. He saved it for me. :)

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson I'm sure I've been flagged at some point

Scott Pack

03:40

@MarkHenderson Yet!

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson Starred for posterity.

MDMarra

@voretaq7 its closed just not deleted

voretaq7

@ScottPack what's the badge for deleting your own answer with a high score again? You couldda been a contender

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 Oh, they closed that question hard and fast.

voretaq7

@MDMarra I meant to say deleted.

Mark Henderson

03:41

@voretaq7 How much are you willing to bet on that?

voretaq7

@ScottPack Naw it stuck around for a little while.

@MarkHenderson One kitten.

Mark Henderson

@voretaq7 Disciplined

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson Make it two kittens!

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson that's the one.

Mark Henderson

@voretaq7 Gimmie a kitten then. 0 flags.

Scott Pack

03:41

@voretaq7 There's also Peer Pressure

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson RIGGED!

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson sighs

WesleyDavid

Count the hanging chads.

voretaq7

oh, which one can I part with...

Shane Madden

Hmm. I don't think I've ever had mod action against any of my stuff, but I wonder if there's flags?

Scott Pack

03:42

@voretaq7 I think it got up to +4 before it went away.

Mark Henderson

@voretaq7 I am glad to see that you don't link people to goatse or tubgirl though, even though I thought that died out in the '90s

voretaq7

Kitteh.

Scott Pack

Wait a tick.

Aaron

10

Q: Deleting closed questions with no answers

I don't think there any reason why we shouldn't delete questions like these. They are closed, have no answers and are very unlikely to get reopened - they (largely*) have no value. The It takes 3 votes from 10k users to delete these types of post. Are other people with >= 10k prepared to join i...

discussion

Mark Henderson

Although it is a bit like saying "Come to my birthday party, I promise not to rape your wife while you're there"

WesleyDavid

03:42

We should have a day where we only speak in lolcat pictures.

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson The new hotness is 2girls1cup. But that's just MEAN.

Scott Pack

Why on earth do I have a vote to undelete button on my own deleted post?

voretaq7

@ScottPack . . . because KITTEH?

Aaron

Is this accurate about negative score questions.

Mark Henderson

@voretaq7 Not being a teenager, I have managed to avoid that one so far

Scott Pack

03:43

I don't even have delete votes!

Aaron

Err ?

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 No, it's "two kids at the pool" or "lemon party" or "eat your soup" - those are where it's at.

voretaq7

@MarkHenderson I had some friends show it to me to see if they could get a reaction. I rolled my eyes.

MDMarra

@scottpack it won't do anything

voretaq7

<- completely jaded.

Scott Pack

03:44

@MDMarra Well, let's find out.

voretaq7

<- observed autopsies for fun.

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Yeah, you call that "Thursday" right?

MDMarra

It's a Ted herring to keep you from linking mark h to tub girl

Red*

God I hate autocorrect

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Is it weird that I examine crime scene photos as a hobby?

Scott Pack

Sonsabitches! Since a mod deleted it my vote is rejected.

voretaq7

03:44

***POOF***
Where are we?
I don't know, but I can darn well tell you where we're *not* : ***THE UNIVERSE***.

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Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid yes

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson Ummm... :'(

Holocryptic

Finally reached the bottom. Well today has been a perfect shitstorm, hasn't it?

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid Not at all. How else will you perfect your technique?

Mark Henderson

@Holocryptic That's committment

Scott Pack

03:44

@Holocryptic How was your 30 hour commute?

voretaq7

@Holocryptic not perfect :P

Holocryptic

@MarkHenderson If only I could find a woman to share your sentiment

WesleyDavid

@Holocryptic Perfect would have involved a meteor strike. We're still scanning the skies...

Holocryptic

@ScottPack Not terrible

Scott Pack

@Holocryptic I'll try harder next time.

Shane Madden

03:45

@voretaq7 Starred to try to get good markdown. Didn't work.

voretaq7

There.

It doesn't like :

Holocryptic

@ScottPack You do that

Scott Pack

Neither does ruby.

voretaq7

Ruby can bite me.
Oh wait, it DID.

Scott Pack

Right, on that night. Time for me to go pummel some desiccated grass.

voretaq7

03:47

@ScottPack pummel? Immolation is faster....

WesleyDavid

@ScottPack Is that what they're calling it these days?

Scott Pack

@voretaq7 Tomorrow, I get to refactor a bunch of puppet garbage so that it stops throwing include errors on 2.7. They decided to find a very tall horse for looking at "import *".

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WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT RUBY!!! My grandmother was a saint.

@ScottPack Get that A/V guy involved. He's awesome.

voretaq7

@ScottPack that made me giggle.

Scott Pack

@WesleyDavid You're a bad person.

WesleyDavid

03:49

@ScottPack Flagged.

Scott Pack

@WesleyDavid Flag you!

WesleyDavid

@ScottPack Mother flagger!

voretaq7

@ScottPack @WesleyDavid! If you're going to flag I damn well better see proper semaphore signaling!

Scott Pack

@WesleyDavid Flaggity flaggity flag flag flag!

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Did you know that the peace sign is a semaphore for "N" and "D" superimposed on eachother? ND standing for Nuclear Disarmament.

Scott Pack

03:51

@WesleyDavid Did you know that we don't care what you say?

Journeyman Geek

i thought it predated the nuke?

Scott Pack

/me holds up a sign that says LAUGH

WesleyDavid

My family has uber-fundie tendencies and swears up and down that it was intended as a sign of the cross upside down with its arms broken.

As someone who attempts to be a christian, they make me ashamed sometimes. facepalm

voretaq7

there we go.

WesleyDavid

@ScottPack Did you know that you can talk a long walk off a short pier and then GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!

TylerShads

03:52

@voretaq7 I find your flags offensive

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid with the fish he caught?

TylerShads

flags

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads Bastard. I was going to say that.

voretaq7

@TylerShads Flags about Flagging. MetaFlag'd

Journeyman Geek

hmm.. sammich

TylerShads

03:53

@voretaq7 Flags about flagging about flagging.

F L A G C E P T I O N

voretaq7

@TylerShads oh god, this is devolving into my last boss, only with "flag" instead of "plan"

TylerShads

@voretaq7 So he had a plan about making a plan about plans?

voretaq7

that man wanted a plan for everything. he wanted a plan to have a plan to make a plan when we failed to plan to plan to fail while planning the plan

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads In other words, he was a project manager.

@voretaq7 Ohhh, so he was into ITIL.

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid Worse: Air Force Reservist.

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TylerShads

03:54

@WesleyDavid Or a poor software engineer trying to be a project manager

@WesleyDavid Dare I ask what tha acronym means?

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads Bondage, masochism and sharp objects jammed into your privates.

Scott Pack

@TylerShads Hit up the wikipedias. Report back on Monday when you're done.

voretaq7

@TylerShads itil-officialsite.com

WesleyDavid

Information Technology Infrastructure Library

The Information Technology Infrastructure Library (ITIL), is a set of good practices for IT service management (ITSM) that focuses on aligning IT services with the needs of business. In its current form (known as ITILv3 and ITIL 2011 edition), ITIL is published in a series of five core publications, each of which covers an ITSM lifecycle stage. ITILv3 underpins ISO/IEC 20000 (previously BS15000), the International Service Management Standard for IT service management, although differences between the two frameworks do exist. ITIL describes procedures, tasks and checklists that are not org...

Scott Pack

@WesleyDavid I thought you said ITIL was bad?

WesleyDavid

03:55

@ScottPack I lol'd

Scott Pack

I'm going to bed.

ta

WesleyDavid

@ScottPack that's what she... wait...

voretaq7

@ScottPack I know, that imagery doesn't properly convey the horror.

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid kinky

@WesleyDavid Flagged for failed immature joke.

LIke I said, I think we found something to replace our boob meme...

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads Flagged for slyly trying to resurrect boobs.

TylerShads

03:58

@WesleyDavid I in no means want to rez it if it is deemed inappropriate to people that don't want to hear it. I'm just merely suggesting we have a suitable replacement.

WesleyDavid

Just don't say it around Reba C. I think I burned her out on it already.

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid You're bad at ascii art, so it's your fault.

Rebecca Chernoff

@WesleyDavid Reba?

voretaq7

@TylerShads so it's a new meme you want is it?

6 hours ago, by Shads0

in The Couch on Meta Stack Overflow Chat, 17 secs ago, by Eliza

@Shads0 Perhaps in your fantasies we please each other.

TylerShads

@RebeccaChernoff The famous country singer is actually a BOFH, who knew?

WesleyDavid

03:59

@RebeccaChernoff Ummm... hi... gulp

voretaq7

:-)

TylerShads

@voretaq7 Name's changed, it's not very effective

voretaq7

@TylerShads You shan't escape your shame sir!

WesleyDavid

@RebeccaChernoff Dangit, I intentionally didn't @ you so as not to pull you in here. You're... creepy.

voretaq7

(or you could just pretend it isn't you and make fun of yourself at your own expense)

TylerShads

03:59

@voretaq7 unlike @pauska, I accept my shame <3

Rebecca Chernoff

mwuahahaha

voretaq7

@RebeccaChernoff You're the Mrs. Frederick of Chat apparently :-)

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid Coming from you, thats....disturbing...actually

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads t(>.<t) <-- there's your ASCII art, pony boi

voretaq7

(and is it supposed to be Frederick or Frederic? I've seen it all over the internet both ways but haven't watched the Warehouse 13 credits to see which is right!)

TylerShads

04:00

@WesleyDavid Poni boy is @RobMoir. GET YOUR MEMES RIGHT DAMMIT

WesleyDavid

And yes, it takes a lot to make me look over my shoulder, but ummm... "R" makes me check my closet at night.

TylerShads

:2731869 @RebeccaChernoff has been summoned to chat.

WesleyDavid

Oh hell, now @jcolebrand is here. WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT?!?!

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid Another blue called in or is he actually here for chat o.x

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid stop leaving the food out! :-)

WesleyDavid

04:02

@TylerShads We should make a ServerFault D&D module.

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Rebecca Chernoff

@WesleyDavid just so I can plan accordingly, assuming you'll be sleeping with one eye open, will that be the left eye or the right eye? >_<

MDMarra

Wtf? One name change per week and I had first dibs.

What's so hard about that

voretaq7

@MDMarra we'd rather screw everyone up.

WesleyDavid

@RebeccaChernoff O_-

TylerShads

@MDMarra I wasn't here to debate it so....too bad? <3

voretaq7

04:03

I suppose I could switch to one of my alternate numerical accounts. But I was reserving that for if I ever wanted to set up sockpuppet....

WesleyDavid

@MDMarra We considered your demands and rejected them. =P

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid They were flagged as invalid, actually

voretaq7

@MDMarra we assumed you'd kill the hostages if we ignored your demands.
Is that the case?

MDMarra

I'm going to flag the shit out of you.

All of you.

WesleyDavid

@MDMarra Flagged for inciting a riot.

TylerShads

04:05

@MDMarra Flagged for threatening

Rebecca Chernoff

@WesleyDavid duly noted, thanks (:

WesleyDavid

@MDMarra Flagged for ending in a preposition.

voretaq7

@MDMarra FLOG dear, FLOG.

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid high five for being immature!

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads \o

Aaron

04:06

Where's the library at, dipwad?

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TylerShads

@WesleyDavid At least he's using proper punctuation!

WesleyDavid

@Aaron I have no idea why I starred that, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Aaron

@WesleyDavid, from now on I'll only give punchlines of jokes, you make up the rest, and star if it it's agreeable

WesleyDavid

@Aaron I really have no idea why that hit me like it did, but I'm straight up laughing me head off =D

Aaron

In the same vein:

Bring me my brown pants!

WesleyDavid

04:07

@Aaron THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Aaron

@WesleyDavid, do you actually know the library preposition joke?

TylerShads

@Aaron Question is, were they brown when you bought them?

WesleyDavid

@Aaron No, but I'm cool with just having the punchline. That's all that matters anyway.

Aaron

jokebuddha.com/Preposition

voretaq7

@Aaron Honestly? I prefer a good dangling participle joke.

Aaron

04:10

hey-o!

TylerShads

@voretaq7 The second person to make a phallic joke out of context!

WesleyDavid

Or there's the one about the Virginians that went to harvard. He met a girl at a bar and asked
"Do you go to Harvard?"
"Yale"
*** DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?! ***

Markdown, I hate you.

voretaq7

@Aaron I'm serious. There was a GREAT dangling participle in the Kings Quest games....

WesleyDavid

I am going to kill John Gruber.

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid wtf

WesleyDavid

04:11

And with a name like "Gruber" did anyone actually expect it to work?

Holocryptic

@WesleyDavid I think your spaces before and after * broke it

voretaq7

Holocryptic

test?!

yep

Science, bitches. It wurks.

WesleyDavid

ツ

TylerShads

@WesleyDavid ಠ_ಠ

WesleyDavid

04:17

@TylerShads ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Missing a slash...

TylerShads

屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 _________**(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻**

voretaq7

@TylerShads KITTY DOESN'T LIKE!

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads Stop browsing Wikipedia.

voretaq7

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TylerShads

@WesleyDavid ಠ益ಠ NO

Holocryptic

04:20

nice. $275 expense report

cha ching

TylerShads

@voretaq7 I don't like that...

Flagged for lack of entertainment!

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voretaq7

@TylerShads You. aren't. a. KITTY.

TylerShads

@voretaq7 I has a kitteh

voretaq7

@TylerShads teach kitteh to say fuck. Then make talking kitty videos.

TylerShads

@voretaq7 Kitteh is too proper to curse

voretaq7

04:23

@TylerShads Nonsense. Leave a tape recorder while you're not home

Rebecca Chernoff

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voretaq7

Kitty's playing GTA on your iPhone :)

TylerShads

@RebeccaChernoff flagged for being a blue and cursing, shame on you!

@voretaq7 I wish I had an iphone =[[

Rebecca Chernoff

I didn't curse!

not that time at least. (;

voretaq7

@RebeccaChernoff that lead me to this:

TylerShads

04:25

you implied it heavily with a speech impaired child

Rebecca Chernoff

@TylerShads also, really not finding this new meme funny >_<

voretaq7

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TylerShads

@RebeccaChernoff Me either, but its funny

@voretaq7 uhhhh?

voretaq7

@TylerShads IDK. it's a panda.

TylerShads

@voretaq7 This is true, I approve of your argument.

Rebecca Chernoff

04:27

@voretaq7 I am not responsible for youtube showing you other videos (:

voretaq7

@TylerShads I also like how mom/dad/whatever-the-hell-the-bigger-one-is just sortta goes back to eating

"My offspring just had some kind of seizure or fit or something. Perhaps I should.... ooh tasty bamboo!"

TylerShads

@voretaq7 Dude, bamboo is fucking delicious

WesleyDavid

@TylerShads Especially when you're nibbling it out from under your fingernails.

voretaq7

@TylerShads Im more a Eucalyptus man.

TylerShads

@voretaq7 That explains a lot...cute and cuddly, but then all of a sudden turns into a grey monster

@WesleyDavid only noobs get it there

I guess fullscreening a HTML5 vid on youtube doesn't keep your screen timeout from occuring

WesleyDavid

04:33

I do this when someone wants me to set up FTP on a Windows server

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TylerShads

@WesleyDavid O.x

voretaq7

ok bedtime for me -- bb2m0

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Sleep well

scftpd or gtfo

Actually, CrushFTP is kewl

WesleyDavid

04:50

/me wonders...

/me whispers "Becca" and cowers

Shane Madden

@WesleyDavid suspenseful music

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