The Comms Room

ewwhite

00:05

@MichaelHampton In puppet class, they told us to have a tests manifest.

and to use that to apply locally or on a test system

@freiheit the junction box is the brains of Di2...

so someone could just swap in another one!

Michael Hampton

Electronic shifting. Damn. It won't be that long before someone makes an automatic.

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton automatic has been done mechanically for years.

evolvethebike.com

Michael Hampton

@ewwhite Straight outta Detroit.

Falcon Momot

-1

Q: RSA certificate configured for SERVER ISSUE

Complete error: RSA certificate configured for SERVER does NOT include an ID which matches the server name Ok first off I looked at the numerous other posts regarding this issue with no luck :( I have been at this for over 6 hrs. now. I am running Ubuntu 14.04. Other posts regarding issue res...

Jacob

@freiheit I might not have hills, but wind sucks

I did manage to bring my cadence up though

and I think I'm going to go ride the 5 miles to go farther than @Iain (Not that he can see this...)

Michael Hampton

00:34

It's plain that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing, and not even a basic knowledge of Linux. Remember that this is a site for professional system administrators as well, meaning that questions must be relevant to professional system administration. This question no longer appears to qualify. You are welcome to edit and improve it, though, and it may be reopened. — Michael Hampton ♦ 54 secs ago

Jacob

@MichaelHampton Sometimes I wonder how you manage to pull those gentle messages out of your ass...

Michael Hampton

Oh, and now he just reposts his question. It's going to be a fun evening.

Jacob

@MichaelHampton Would it be inappropriate to tell him to hire a consultant ala me?

Journeyman Geek

@Jacob: sit down, PUSH....

Michael Hampton

01:08

Well, at least the new question isn't nearly quite so horrible

Anonymous

Julian Assange: Debian Is Owned By The NSA

Journeyman Geek

@PatoSáinz "UPDATE: Wikileaks is officially denying that Julian Assange literally said “Debian Is Owned By The NSA”. For people who are choking on the mere summary title of this article, please see definition of Owned/Pwn (and get some hip!"

mossy

01:30

@ewwhite the image in the article made me want to vomit.

ok what did i just read

comms room never fails

Michael Hampton

@PatoSáinz That's just a bit over the top.

Anonymous

@MichaelHampton yea, but the main idea of the article seems plausible enough: making encryption weak

kce

01:53

@ewwhite - You know about bikes. Any advice?

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Q: Maintence on Mavic 500 hub without Mavic 670 tool

I have a beloved but well used front wheel built around an old Mavic 500 hub whose bearings are finally starting to give up the ghost. If you hold the axle and spin the wheel you can feel it grind through a few spots in the rotation as well as hear a nice few clicks as the bearings stick in the c...

maintenance road-bike hub

Journeyman Geek

for a moment I thought that was a piece of computer hardware

ewwhite

@kce yello

I have the tool

ewwhite

02:19

I want to say "f-you" to this job ad.

DevOps Regular Human

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Falcon Momot

02:44

fuck devops.

also, I just got picked up by an awesome girl at the bookstore she works in

kce

@ewwhite - Sweet. Is it common? The LBS here is pretty basic.

Falcon Momot

@ewwhite I kind of like their idea of not having a hero culture. That can get really annoying.

kce

Yeah the old Mavic 500 hubs were awesome.

ewwhite

No BoFH, etc, etc. How much automating really needs to get done?

kce

@ewwhite - What do you recommend for clipless pedals for a commuter these days? I have some eggbeaters but they're setup for mtn. bike cleats.

ewwhite

02:54

@kce I prefer Shimano... do you need a flat pedal side as well?

kce

No. I have nice meaty platforms I can switch out if I don't want to wear the shoes

@ewwhite - Do you use road or mtn pedals for your commuter?

ewwhite

I work at home

;)

but competitivecyclist.com/…

anything here is good. competitivecyclist.com/…

kce

Sweet. I'll see what the LBS has tomorrow.

Falcon Momot

hey has anyone seen @cole lately?

Michael Hampton

@FalconMomot He's in Seattle, I think

Jacob

03:07

@kce competitivecyclist.com/… I have these

@MichaelHampton He's watching netflix on his Xbox

2

Falcon Momot

@MichaelHampton !

2

Ry Jones

04:27

@FalconMomot he's been tweeting all weekend. We were supposed to have lunch Monday but I haven't heard from him to set it up

Magellan

04:54

@cole Yo. Lunch?

Iain

06:07

G'day

dawud

morning

strugee

06:21

morning

Iain

06:44

We have no chance when people can't even manage to find and read the documentation for installing a product on their os

Jenny D

07:54

Morning

Falcon Momot

oi

Jenny D

I don't like Mondays

Falcon Momot

+1

Journeyman Geek

heh. I spent a good chunk of my weekend 'working'. I hate all the days*

Jenny D

08:11

I had a fairly good weekend. But today started out crappy, traffic jams and still no trains and no parking space and glllaaargggghhhh...

strugee

►

Dan

Morningall

strugee

morning

Jenny D

08:27

tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7239 - one of the authors is a friend of mine basks in reflected glory

strugee

08:40

@JennyD seriously? nice!

Jenny D

@strugee yeah, I'd like to see it get implemented. It would be a nice answer to about 75% of all proxy-related questions.

strugee

@JennyD that's really cool.

dawud

Thank you, JBoss 5 admin-console: "You must be logged in to perform this action", followed by "You are already logged in, please log out first if you wish to log in again".

Falcon Momot

@JennyD that is a good RFC.

Iain

Just because you gave up and went with a different distro doesn't mean Ubuntu is a bad choice. All it says is that you gave up. — Iain 1 min ago

:(

Chopper3

09:11

wow - serverfault.com/q/603788/1435

Mathias R. Jessen

09:45

@Chopper3 Isn't proxmox pure OpenVZ? Why would he dedicate a NIC per virtual instance?

strugee

someone post @Chopper3's comment so I can star it

Chopper3

@MathiasR.Jessen exactly

Anyone in London tomorrow afternoon btw?

Mathias R. Jessen

What's happening in London?

Chopper3

@MathiasR.Jessen I've got to meet with lawyers all morning there, so just wondering if anyone was about to meet up?

Jenny D

Get a professional in - you're clearly lost — Chopper3 39 mins ago

strugee

09:50

@JennyD much obliged

Iain

I'm gtting tired of this guy - wants his hand holding through every line of his iptables setup serverfault.com/users/191120/jimmy

Chopper3

@Iain that's not the same jimmy that told us both to fuck off the other day is it? the icon looks similar, can't check if their IP is the same

Iain

@Chopper3 I don't think so

Chopper3

10:09

4

Jenny D

@Chopper3 Ouch.

Iain

@Chopper3 darwinism in action

strugee

oh look, it's someone getting hurt on the internet. poor guy. ...let's all star it.

Iain

I imagine the DV is because your question is quite poor. It shows you have an error, it also shows that there are errors in certain files but you don't show the relevant lines from the files. The error is quite clear too you are missing a module, it needs to be provided. How it is provided depends upon information you haven't supplied e.g. which distro/OS you're using. We might infer that you're using CPanel from your use of easyapache but who knows as you don't say. You also say that easyapache gives an error message that you don't provide - all in all a poor effort really. — Iain 2 mins ago

Journeyman Geek

kevinmontrose.com/2013/05/22/your-future-on-stack-overflow this is pretty neat

probably works here too

Iain

10:14

that gif gets irritating after a while

strugee

@Chopper3 quick, edit it

Iain

clear button to the rescue

Journeyman Geek

or just say stuff

clear button?

strugee

@JourneymanGeek I bet it's an extension

Iain

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Q: Clear Chat - Clears all of the messages in the chat window.

Screenshot About Ever wish you could simply clear all of the messages from the chat window (similar to a terminal)? Well now you can with this UserScript! Simply install it using the link below and click the clear button - and that's it! License MIT License Download Get it here: http:...

script chat

Chopper3

10:15

@strugee what?

strugee

@Chopper3 the gif. if you had added some extra text it would have gone away.

Journeyman Geek

that would be useful here ;p

Chopper3

what was wrong with it?

strugee

it was probably too late then. it's certainly too late now.

2 mins ago, by Iain

that gif gets irritating after a while

Chopper3

ah, so not specifically that gif then - thought I'd missed something and every ten plays it showed goatse or something

3

Journeyman Geek

10:17

as does complaining about the gif ;p

Iain

@Chopper3 now that would be something :)

Chopper3

@Iain can do!

strugee

@JourneymanGeek that's impressive. I have 2 answers on Stack Overflow and it's already nailed it.

Iain

@Chopper3 I'm sure :)

@JourneymanGeek it does, it tells me what I already know and unfortunately the tags I like are a sewer

Journeyman Geek

;p

on SU my tags are spread out enough its slightly useless.

Iain

10:21

@JourneymanGeek it also suggests it hasn't been updated since Jan

Journeyman Geek

yeah, there's that ;p

HopelessN00b

11:21

Happy Monday, peeps.

-1

Q: How long does the computer can work without domain controller

I have my server 2008 virtual machine linked to another server 2012 domain controller Now i have migrated the server 2008 VM to another vmware Esxi host as i have to turn off the server which have domain controller Now i know that if winodw does not contact the domain controller then it authen...

windows-server-2008 domain-controller

strugee

@HopelessN00b no oxymorons. not now at 4 in the morning.

HopelessN00b

@strugee Ugh, well, it's 07:20 here, but if it makes you feel any better, I'm sharing my bed with a "morning person" lately, so I was up before 05:00.

I used to deal with things that wake me up before noon by killing them, but not anymore... I must be getting soft.

Travis

11:41

Never thought that in 2014 I would have to Google "Compatible Windows 98 flash drives"...

Journeyman Geek

@Travis: which dark god did you piss off?

IIRC there was a universal USB driver floating around

technical-assistance.co.uk/kb/usbmsd98.php actually that looks exactly like the site I used

raymond.cc/blog/… this indicates you need a windows 98 disk...

Travis

@JourneymanGeek No kidding. Just found that one and downloaded both sets. He was using an IDE tray for a simple DOS backup that you could hot swap the drives. I figured using USB would be simpler and easier since the exact tray isn't available any more. Plus it would be as simple as him running to wal-mart to pick up a replacement

Journeyman Geek

but meh, you can find one in the deepest darkest corners of dis or something

ooh, I remember those from when I was a kid

@Travis: special needs system?

Travis

@JourneymanGeek Yep. Runs his engine dyno

Journeyman Geek

That sounds kinda like...

hardware failure would be a PITA

Travis

11:54

That's why he has the HD tray. Lightning struck and got the HD. Lost all his dyno results for over 7k engines

Journeyman Geek

does windows 98 even do smb?

or some... civilised file backup method over network?

Michael Hampton

@JourneymanGeek Um, yes?

Journeyman Geek

heh. ASSUMING you can get an IDE hdd now.

Travis

No network on it

Journeyman Geek

@MichaelHampton: its been a while

Travis

11:55

I have plenty of IDE HDD's sitting on my shelf actually :)

Journeyman Geek

actually, I think I have a windows 98 VM somewhere. Not exactly sure why.

Michael Hampton

@JourneymanGeek Windows 3.1 even did it!

OK, Windows for Workgroups

Gawd, the back of my head is full of shit I'd almost rather forget.

Journeyman Geek

@MichaelHampton: I THINK I didn't really have a network to speak of until I got XP

and that was this completely screwed up, ICS based network with a hub

Oh. this install is pretty neat

it has display doctor installed with a key that fell off the back of a truck

Iain

@MichaelHampton now you've refreshed it :(

HopelessN00b

@Travis So, wait, ... this janky system he has just lost a shit-tonne of data for him... so naturally, he's trying to figure out how to use this system again?

Sounds like a "short-bus-special" kinda guy to me.

Journeyman Geek

12:05

@HopelessN00b: some of these systems can't really be upgraded

(of course, if something like say the motherboard fails, you're pretty well and truely screwed)

Hennes

Fun question on physics: "Can internet speed be faster than speed of light?"

HopelessN00b

@Hennes The only thing in the universe faster than the speed of light is the speed with which a user can fuck up a computer system.

Hennes

Agreed.

Last time I installed this toolbar the system got fucked up.
Lets try it again and see if it works this time.

(typical user thoughts after a reinstall)

Travis

@HopelessN00b He can't really upgrade. It's DOS or Windows 98 so he chose to keep the Windows 98 version. He's an engine builder, not a computer nerd :)

Journeyman Geek

Well, if he upgrades, he basically would have to throw out the dyno and get a new one ;p

Nathan C

12:13

@Hennes Considering that fiber optic cabling uses light to transfer data, I'd say no.

HopelessN00b

@NathanC Well, it's probably theoretically possible. Speed of light in a vacuum vs speed of light through air and glass... you can run into some funky effects with that.

Hennes

Or speed of light in and Einstein-Bose condensate

HopelessN00b

@Hennes Well, yeah, but don't those slow the speed down to some absurdly low value? (Not to mention you don't find many super-cooled cesium atom cloud inside fiber optic cables these days).

Hennes

1) They do slow it down a lot.
2) No? Then why do they break so easily.? ;-)

HopelessN00b

@Hennes Users, man. With a few billion users on the internet, it's nothing shot of miraculous that the system stays up for more than a microsecond at a time.

Hennes

12:20

There is a lot of effort spent to that user can ~~get their porn~~ read their mail.

Michael Hampton

@HopelessN00b Sysadmins, man.

2

HopelessN00b

@MichaelHampton Yeah? We're miracle workers, right?

Michael Hampton

@HopelessN00b Yeah, miracle workers who get treated like kitchen workers.

HopelessN00b

@MichaelHampton Nah, kitchen workers get a minimum level of respect, on account of people not wanting their food spit in.

BigHomie

13:08

Alright, got my coffee, now we can talk.

Travis

@HopelessN00b My user's know that if they don't be nice to me their stuff won't work the next time they login

Got lucky on that one! I asked about a return for that IDE HDD tray and told them it was DOA. It was past the 14 day return limit. They told me throw it away and they will refund 100% of the amount. Amazing.

mossy

13:49

Good morning.

BigHomie

sup @mossy

Basil

14:15

morning

Nathan C

14:56

Ugh, stupid alarm system...stahp

Chris S

Is there some extension to Murphy's Law that whatever the worst case scenario, that's what will happen?

Michael Hampton

@ChrisS No, that is Murphy's Law.

Nathan C

And our ERP system just crapped itself again. Yep, it's Monday.

Chris S

VoIP provided hiccuped for <1 minute. CEO was on a conference call - was

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Michael Hampton

That's VoIP. It's just as reliable as the Internet.

BigHomie

15:08

no HA for VOIP?

Michael Hampton

Yeah, but you can't really hand off a call in progress.

Chris S

@BigHomie Probably has a 60s failover time or something... It's blackbox to me, just presented as a PRI.

BigHomie

@ChrisS same here, a black box to me as I don't VOIP much

@MichaelHampton well that sucks.

I just envision some type of failover on the main VOIP box that determines the routes are dead and switches over. Probably very costly if at all possible, but like Chris said it's probably a 60s thing, or maybe even longer like DPD

Jenny D

@MichaelHampton No - Murphy's law says that if something can go wrong, it will. The first corollary says that if two things can go wrong, the one that causes the most problems will.

ewwhite

15:28

I'm amazed that any form of telecommunications actually work.

Michael Hampton

@BigHomie You can fail over easily enough, even in as little as one second if you know what you're doing when you put your cluster together. The problem is you can't hand over calls in progress.

Nathan C

@ChrisS PRI: "I don't always fail. But when I do, I fail when the CEO's on a conference call."

Travis

@NathanC What ERP

Nathan C

@Travis Probably never heard of it..."Winsys"

ewwhite

This is verbose :) I like it...

Restart. USB keyboard attached to server (KB1). USB keyboard for remote console (KB2). During POST, KB1 not working (caps-lock not producing caps light). KB2 working. RBSU settings look good (no changes made). Restart. KB1 now working during POST. Server to halt. Hookup monitor & kill remote console session (iLo cable removed). Restart. KB1 no longer working :( — user3513346 20 mins ago

Travis

15:36

@NathanC Yep...sounds like mine. Every week we run check printing...14 times out of 16 it requires me to call the company that made it to work their background DB magic so we can run checks... The owner doesn't want to spend the $500k on a new system but just bought 6 more, new machines for $250k/each

Nathan C

@Travis This software's old (ported to a GUI from the mid-90s) and uses Clarion TopSpeed for its databases ...so it's flat-file. It's all shared on a network drive, so one corruption basically causes operations to go to a screeching halt

To which 16-bit (!) utilities have to be run to diagnose the problem files and fix them...during which we can lose data

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton So I finally ditched my ancient Eterm terminal emulator.

Travis

@NathanC Ours uses FoxPro...and the rest is the same.

ewwhite

but now I'm using iTerm2 for my Mac... and I'm a n00b.

18

Q: Disable Command-W in the terminal

Is there any way to disable Command+W in the terminal? On several occasions I have accidentally closed a terminal window containing important information when I meant to close a Safari tab and did not realize that the terminal was the active window.

terminal keyboard

Travis

@NathanC "The final published release of FoxPro was 2.6. Development has continued under the Visual FoxPro label, which in turn was discontinued in 2007." The programmer for our software told me that until he found a better programming language he wasn't switching....My response was...C++, C#, COBOL, HTML (I know, not programming)

Nathan C

15:42

Gross...

BigHomie

well don't onebox it

last thing we need is a onebox of gynecomastia

dawud

Somebody has gone through the hell of using LDAP in a JBoss 5 (and survived)?

Chris S

@ewwhite Maybe being a SysAdmin has hardened me to the idea of just pushing whatever buttons I feel like without regard for possible consequences, but I can't imagine disabling a useful keystroke just because I do stupid sh*t on a regular basis.

ewwhite

@ChrisS but that's the key combination that closes the window!

Michael Hampton

@ChrisS It's a Mac. And very easy to lose track of which window has focus. Especially if you're @ewwhite and have three dozen of them open.

Though I'd just turn on the nice warning. "Hey dumbass, you have a program running in this terminal window. Are you sure you want me to just toss it?"

ewwhite

15:46

This is SUPER customizable software @MichaelHampton

RobM

So the recruiter says "And what attracted to you apply to $company"

And I say "Actually, you approached me. Remember?"

Signs the interview will be a long and trying one #356

ewwhite

if I click 4-times, the regular expressions above dictate what text gets selected.

RobM

regex. The cause of, and solution to 90% of non-hardware IT problems.

dawud

HALP

0

Q: Mapping LDAP groups to roles in JBoss 5

I'm trying to authenticate users of the administrative consoles (Admin, JMX, JBoss Web and JBoss WS) using an LDAP provider defined in conf/login-config.xml: <application-policy name="LDAP"> <authentication> <login-module code="org.jboss.security.auth.spi.LdapExtLoginModule" flag="re...

ldap seam jboss5.x

Chris S

@MichaelHampton I used a Mac once, so I'm an expert: It's no easier to lose track of which window has focus than on any other platform.

Chopper3

15:55

@RobM Seen Rik Mayall's died :(

RobM

@Chopper3 just now. Shocked. Do we know why, yet?

Chopper3

@RobM no but he's not been right since that quad-bike accident, very talented man

RobM

true.

He feels like one of those comedians we've grown up with, from the young ones all the way through to... well "more grown up" is hardly right for his stuff but you know what I mean.

Michael Hampton

@ChrisS You really ought to see some of @ewwhite's screenshots. I was not kidding.

Chris S

@MichaelHampton I know.. I usually have a dozen windows open at the same time too.. though I typically use Windows.

I suppose it's ever-so-slightly harder to lose track of which window is active in Windows, as the mouse scroll only works on the active window, regardless of what window you're points at - whereas OSX and X11 scroll whatever windows your pointing at regardless of focus.

Michael Hampton

15:59

@ChrisS Personally I prefer focus follows mouse, which is difficult to do on OS X.

ewwhite

which window has focus?

Michael Hampton

@ewwhite Slow day, huh?

Chris S

@ewwhite None - no colored balls

ewwhite

@ChrisS the green window on right

top pane

Chris S

Do the balls not colorize when the window is active anymore??

ewwhite

16:01

nope

Chris S

f-

Michael Hampton

@ChrisS See?

Chris S

@MichaelHampton Meh - I maintain my claim of being an Expert

Also - What idiot designed that UX?!

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton heh, focus-follow-mouse is possible

for the iterm program

Michael Hampton

@ewwhite Sure, but only within that program!

Hell, they added focus follows mouse to Windows 8. WTF Apple?

JohnD

16:04

fucking symantec

voretaq7

r0ar

RobM

@JohnD "fucking symantec" - The "fucking" is silent. But always present.

TheCleaner

Maybe I haven't cared enough...but setting up speed dials on a Cisco IP phone is a PITA.

Joel E Salas

devops

ewwhite

@JoelESalas !!!

@JoelESalas You're back!!

Joel E Salas

16:07

standalone-sysadmin.com/blog/2014/06/…

ewwhite

@JoelESalas Yeah, I kinda don't believe that

I'm trying to get a job at Tinder.

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite Excellent

Still haven't used tinder

not sure I want to

because I'm not a tall white male with nice teeth

ewwhite

@JoelESalas I tried it Friday.

and got 14 matches over the past three days.

but I didn't realize there was a stigma...

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite What's the stigma?

ewwhite

so it's not just the adult Hot-or-Not...

@JoelESalas I thought people used it to meet people (friends)... not just hookups.

Joel E Salas

16:10

AH! That's quite the misunderstanding

ewwhite

I saw a Facebook friend on it, and mentioned it to her later... and she got embarrassed and kinda cursed me out.

@JoelESalas Plus I'm married.

Joel E Salas

I'm just doing it in the hopes that kesha's on it...

voretaq7

@ewwhite its all about sex, dear.

ewwhite

I just put a cute puppy photo up... I wanted to understand the algorithm..

@voretaq7 well, I'll pull the profile down :(

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite So I broke up with Maria...

ewwhite

16:12

plus my wife will kick my ass...

BigHomie

@ewwhite You probably should if you value your marriage

Tanner

@ewwhite Naw, she'll understand. You only went for the algorithms.

ewwhite

@BigHomie Hey, Tinder contacted ME... (job)

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite Tinder is the hussy here!

voretaq7

@ewwhite "I had to check out the product!" -- that excuse will go over well :P

ewwhite

16:13

Being sorta #1/#2-ish on ServerFault attracts a lot of recruiter attention

BigHomie

@ewwhite yeah, but you know people will turn any location based social network app into a hookup app

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@voretaq7 "I had to see what the company actually does"

voretaq7

2 mins ago, by voretaq7

@ewwhite its all about sex, dear.

@BigHomie they're WHORES! Filthy, Filthy whores!

:P

ewwhite

@voretaq7 I don't see how... I mean, there are plenty of people there who say, "Not looking to hookup"

BigHomie

@ewwhite Yeah, and how often does no mean yes when you're the aggressor?

@voretaq7 sounds like brb

ewwhite

@BigHomie gulp

Michael Hampton

16:16

@ewwhite I try very hard to chase off recruiters who find me here.

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton These are usually real companies... not recruiter agencies

Like Square.... who was cool until they asked me to program in the interview ;)

@JoelESalas I'm sorry... I think?

@JoelESalas were you taking an SF hiatus to reflect?

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite ehhhhhh I did the breaking up

but I will miss that white girl.

2

no I just reformatted my laptop

Michael Hampton

@ewwhite Most of what I get are people from India who want... personal assistance.

ewwhite

@JoelESalas There are more White wimmins out there, @JoelESalas

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite I don't specifically seek them out... they come to me. Not sure why that is

or why no other ethnicity finds me interesting. Perhaps because I'm a coconut?

Iain

16:19

@MichaelHampton snap

ewwhite

@JoelESalas Oreo, here.

Iain

@JoelESalas a coconut ?

BigHomie

@JoelESalas coconut?

Joel E Salas

@BigHomie urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coconut

ewwhite

@JoelESalas Why I love White People - (This is written by a girl from my high school)

2

BigHomie

16:25

@JoelESalas so interracial dating made you a coconut?

Joel E Salas

@BigHomie No, my coconut-hood makes white girls a reality

flip the causality

ewwhite

@JoelESalas word

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite hahahaha

@ewwhite When are you next in LA

ewwhite

@JoelESalas read the article!

Joel E Salas

I will

ewwhite

16:30

@JoelESalas I've been going crazy selling servers with my franken-ZFS/compression/CentOS6 combination.

so I will need to be back in LA next week or the following

Joel E Salas

"Without white people I wouldn’t know what the fuck a scone is. Or that a $5,000 bicycle is a real thing."

2

@ewwhite You becoming a VAR??

ewwhite

@JoelESalas produce. I've been doing 2-3 upgrades per month

BigHomie

@ewwhite and her name is Samantha no less?

@JoelESalas I actually thought about @ewwhite when I read that part

ewwhite

@BigHomie Yep... check her blog... Bitches Gotta Eat

bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com

She makes me laugh :)

@JoelESalas The ZFS stuff was a big tech change that's driving a ton of upgrades. Add my XFS changes, LXC, newer HP hardware, snapshots...

and all of my clients are lining up

tombull89

@ewwhite holy shit that gave me a seizure

Jacob

16:36

@tombull89 My eyes still hurt

Joel E Salas

@ewwhite Oh my god that shit was funny. Well I'm glad to see you're makin bacon

ewwhite

@JoelESalas but week-by-week, I think everything is falling apart... or that it's all good... I get a bit restless

voretaq7

@ewwhite Liars.

ewwhite

:(

DevOps Regular Human

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