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15:00
Sneakernet
I can publish to SCCM+App-V against non-domain joined?
Fire everyone and not worry about it
Oh yes, kill the staff.. hmmmm
SCCM Application Catalog, user athentication. Do you have active directory?
@pauska
@MDMoore313 yes
15:00
@pauska you can do app delivery to non-domain computers with SCCM. We have a large client do it now
@MDMarra do all the clients have to be Windows?
You can advertise the apps to specific users, they log into the app catalog and see what's available to them
@pauska
no wait, that doesn't make any sense
Haha
@MDMoore313 oh I would have to get this automated somehow
15:01
@pauska sccm sits on top of powershell......
IT DOES NOT
sccm uses ZTI
@MDMarra It's pretty convenient (and non-coincidental) that Point-of-Sale and piece-of-shit) share the same acronym.
but yes, we're using SCCM already internally
I guess I have to try to lab this then... no need for intune really
@HopelessN00b Yup. Win 7 POS edition non-domain joined with a franeknstein of ZenWorks and SCCM
What a fun project for the people involved
@pauska I'm referring to the ability to 'automate' this, you can use powershell to advertise and deploy packages
15:03
why would people do that to themselves?
@pauska are you referring to OSD?
@RobM We tried. Hard.
@Dan how much hardwarez would I need for ~150 concurrent VDI's?
:-(
do you oversubscribe at all?
@MDMoore313 no the internal sccm scripts
15:04
@pauska Yeah, I shouldn't have said it sits 'on top' of it, but you can leverage it
@MDMarra Wow. Sounds like it could be easily solved by domain-joining things too. Ugh. I hate those projects. "For purely non-technical reasons, we're going to make your life suck, K?"
@pauska but that day is coming
Windows Server 2012 Remote Desktop Services User CAL (50)
Retail
You have claimed 0 of 4 keys
eh, MSDN doesn't have VDI keys?
Dan
Dan
@pauska Min of 2GB RAM each + hypervisor requirements. CPU ratio of 4:1 - 8:1 vCPU to Physical
@MDMoore313 oh I'm sure it is
Dan
Dan
15:06
Then disks depend very much on tech, but fast storage of course
But local is normally fine
My burps all smell like rotten eggs today...am I getting sick?
e_e
@Dan 8:1 vCPU to physical cores? or sockets?
Dan
Dan
@pauska Cores, sorry
@TheCleaner it's just the bofh inside you making himself noticeable
15:07
@pauska don't forget to enable CSV caching. Serious IO performance improvements for pooled desktops if you go the RDS VDI route
@Dan and with HT? 10:1?
@MDMarra and VDI dedup!
Dan
Dan
@pauska I just checked and ours are normally around 11:1 with HT and 2vCPUs per machine
@JennyD hrmmm....well I did change a user's port to 10-half this morning because they called me bitching about how Outlook 2013 sucks compared to their old Outlook 2007.
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@TheCleaner nods approvingly
@Dan shame you haven't done any microsoft vdi projects.. would be interesting to see how dynamic memory kicks in
Dan
Dan
15:11
@pauska Yeah, though I don't like overcommitting RAM
@Dan you do 1:1 RAM allocation?
with failover capacity?
Dan
Dan
Failover doesn't really come into it
Our VDI boxes support a fixed number of clients and that's that - if they lose a box, they lose that number of clients
Other than that, the clients are identically pooled - so it's pure numbers, no functionality is lost
If you want failover, you should build n+1
Just found this: https://support.citrix.com/servlet/KbServlet/download/30418-102-705989/XenDesktop%20and%20XenApp%20-%20Best%20Practices.pdf

Ignore that it's Citrix, Page 25 onwards has some nice hardware info. Citrix overhead is pretty low, so those numbers should be correct on most platforms
Holy crap...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth:
"Taco Bell is moving in on the morning market, angling to compete with fast-food rivals such as McDonald’s by launching a breakfast menu nationally on March 27.

The menu -- which the Irvine company said is its most extensive in more than 50 years -- includes items such as a **waffle taco**, the A.M. Crunchwrap and breakfast burritos."

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-taco-bell-breakfast-20140224,0,2657154.story#ixzz2uLalvpkH
Ugh. Vending machine here took my dollar and then broke. And then hurt my foot. Not a good start to Tuesday for me, so far.
@TheCleaner I can't be bound to a toilet from 9-noon.
15:21
@HopelessN00b It's 10:20 AM and I havent had a chance to shower yet.
I'm with you
@mossy laptop has poor battery life?
"Ah, what better way to start the day than with a great big Taco Belch ! !"
:|
Well, I love a good breakfast taco...I'll travel to San Antonio just for a good one. But something tells me that's not TB's goal here.
I'll try it and let you know.
@mossy Can't be any worse than starting the day with nicotine, caffeine and a bag of Doritos. (My breakfast of champions.)
15:26
@HopelessN00b that's brutal...but yet you'll probably outlive us all.
@HopelessN00b I start the day with caffeine and tramadol
@TheCleaner Ugh, I hope not. Then again, God's clearly pissed off with me, so maybe.
Anyone know how to set the URL on SF to combine both of these? serverfault.com/unanswered/tagged/?tab=noanswers and serverfault.com/unanswered/tagged?tab=mytags -- I'd like to look through "Questions with my favorite tags and zero answers"
@JennyD Sounds like fun... but without a legal source of fun pharmaceuticals, I'm stuck with caffeine and nicotine to start off the work day.
Dan
Dan
@HopelessN00b Gee, you sound healthy :D
15:30
@HopelessN00b Well, being able to walk is more fun than otherwise. I speak from experience :-)
@HopelessN00b no bourbon in that coffee? :P
tips for everyone: Don't remove CREATOR OWNER from your hyper-v vm folders....
@Tanner I'd love to start the day off with several ounces of a nice, old single malt... the employer has a strict policy against that, however.
Dan
Dan
I did actually start this morning with a latte which is unusual
But I'm running tonight, so it's legit I reckon
@Dan Hey, my heart's not gonna stop itself. At least, not soon enough for my taste, so I gotta help the process along a little.
15:34
@Dan I just tested dynamic memory on a windows 2012 r2 VM.. the memory demand after boot with no users logged on is 288MB
Dan
Dan
@pauska :D Ace
Windows 8.1 should be even less
Dan
Dan
I still wouldn't overcommit, personally, thuogh
@pauska Alright. Gonna install Server 2012 R2 on my Droid X3. TomTom won't be the only one around here running Exchange on his phone...
Well.. it's not overcommit like in vmware world
the OS actually reports back to the hypervisor in a smart way.. and you can configure hyper-v to always have a certain % of headroom available
this is all possible because of all the work they put into making windows 8 fit on arm tablets
Dan
Dan
15:36
I appreciate that, but RAM is cheap and if it's ever contended (Which, granted, maybe it won't be) it's going to due
but yes.. RAM is cheaper than providing the ultra fast storage needed for paging if you run out of RAM
that blog explains it pretty good
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A: Unanswered question sort order

Shog9What you want is the my tags section, which lists unanswered questions in the tags you spend a lot of time in (or alternately, have explicitly set as your "favorites" if you have some of those). Note that this also includes questions that do have answers, but only when none of the answers score...

"014-02-25: The order and choice of sites on the top-left site switcher can now be customized"
WAT
finally
@HopelessN00b kind of helps
@TheCleaner Not a lot, since the search seems to eliminate the mytags tab, but given that Shog's answered this question already, it's probably as good as we'll get.
15:41
yeah noticed that...crap
I guess I can be kind and upvote others in the process
Well, I guess I'll wade into the shark tank and see what bits I get bitten off me.
@TheCleaner Oh, n'mind, I see what he wants/expects us to do.
No, that doesn't work. Fucking hell, I'll just ask.
@TheCleaner Ahah! Got it. answers:0 intags:mine Returns unanswered questions in tags you've favorited.
I'm going to shamelessly dump this question here: softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/questions/1650/…
Wow. Hitting all the "no good software exists for this" categories, huh?
@MDMarra balls.. Microsoft doesn't support CSV dedup on Hyper-V hosts.. you have to set up dedicated scale-out fileservers with a CSV backing and then export it over SMB3
@Tanner any inhouse devel going on there as well?
@pauska yeah, there is.
15:51
@Tanner are you using atlassian tools like Jira?
@pauska nope :)
ah :/
yeah... it's pretty much chaos right now
I was going to suggest using Confluence (which can be tied to Jira/Fisheye) and then find some ticket system that integrates with those
it can all run on windows
oh nice
15:56
they actually have a service desk for Jira aswell now
give it a go.. their 10 user pack is dirt cheap and you get all their products
definitely will. thanks.
we also use Jira and Confluence here. While painful to operate sometimes, I really like using them
no wait
they require identical user licenses for every one who uses the helpdesk
just forget jira and their service desk then
"Choose the same user tier you pay for in the Atlassian host application. For example, if you have a JIRA download license for 25 users, you should purchase this tier.

Even if fewer users want to use the add-on than your host application license, the two licenses should match exactly."
this would mean $14k for us
for something we pay $10 for today.. plus our other helpdesk system of course
@pauska Why does everyone fuck up licensing? I mean, it seems like it should be the easiest thing in the world to manage and customize, but everyone makes it a freaking nightmare.
cause lawyers.
16:07
No, lawyers is how they get away with squeezing ridiculous amounts of money out of their customers. Doesn't explain why they make purchasing their products so hard and inflexible
"Since JIRA Service Desk launched just over a month ago, we’ve heard a lot of feedback from our customers, and we want to thank everyone who spoke up! Generally the reception has been fantastic; many customers are actively using JIRA Service Desk and loving it."
they have about 1000 1-star reviews where people complain about the licensing
I love how PR people spin everything in their direction
Dan
Dan
It's what they do :D
What they haven't realised is that the customer isn't that stupid all of the time
@pauska SCCM for non-domain clients is as simple as (somehow) delivering the client with the right config (.mst, or script-based install with args)
Apparently the internet distribution point is the hard part to set up, with cert reqs, etc. But once thats up, enrolling and managing non-domain clients with SCCM is simple, according to my dude
Apparently if you're not using SUP, etc in the Internet DP, it gets easier. So if you only care about software push and software catalog, it's not as tough, but a full-Internet-based DP is trickier
@MDMarra thanks mate.. Will set this up in a lab with proper cert(s) and give it a go
yeah I'm not going to be using SUP for these clients
16:23
You have two sites "critical to [your] operations" running through ISA 2006, on Server 2003? Either you have a very different definition of "critical" than the rest of the world, or someone has done something horribly wrong. Possibly both. Either way, I would probably take this as an opportunity to move to a new(er) platform. — HopelessN00b 9 secs ago
@HopelessN00b snerk
...and he's being a dumbass.
"We need these sites to work, now"
hm
what to have for lunch
In the midst of printer driver hell
._.
16:35
look at that video.. especially at 0:52
@NathanC oh no :(
my stomach...
it's work safe, but jesus christ...
@cole I suppose it's better than being up in a scissor lift terminating cat6 cables
@NathanC agreed
Most driver installers don't include the actual .inf files, so I have to hunt for them once I install it so I can add x86 drivers to the print server
Dan
Dan
16:36
@NathanC You can normally extract them
Or, in the case of Kyocera, they have drivers that are close, but not exact
(KX versus non-KX)
Dan
Dan
Can't say I've ever had any issue, tbh
meh, I gave up for now. Back to cable terminating...
16:59
@MDMoore313 Gave that question a good answer. Well, a proper answer. The answer is "no," sadly. :(
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A: Can Remote Desktop Services be deployed and administered by PowerShell alone, without a Domain in WIndows Server 2012 and 2012 R2?

HopelessN00bAs I was setting up an environment in a lab to try this (a simple RDS deployment wihtout a domain), I found the answer to your question, though it's not the one you want to hear. RDS in [Server 2012 and 2012 R2] requires all its servers to be added to a domain. That, according to a program mana...

@HopelessN00b You beat me to it....
lol
@HopelessN00b I had my laptop muted, just came across it on the main page
Sucks that you need a domain to deploy RDS with 2012... doubly so because now that I've done that, I have to get back to work instead of satisfying my curiosity.
@HopelessN00b that does suck, because 1)I no longer have the need to try it and 2)Best practice would indicate you now need at least 2 servers for an RDS environment, a DC and an RDS server. Both could be virtual, but still, the DC would just be a glorified ldap server and maybe manage some gpo for your rds
17:16
@MDMoore313 RDS requires DHCP too. Which, in truth, is the one service I don't mind running on a DC. And it sucks for me too, because the difficulty and PITA of lab-ing and piloting an RDS deployment just went up, and that's something I've been wanting to do for $employer, since we don't have one.
@pauska We're looking at the Jira service desk
@HopelessN00b yeah the whole thing requires dhcp I forgot about that. But, you don't have a Windows domain at your $employer?
mornin gents
@TheCleaner There's this guy...
@Ward Gotta get mah head tube reamed. Also, did you get my message a little while back about a bike for a six foot lady?
@Jacob how many jira user licenses do you have now, and how many are going to access the helpdesk in one way or another?
17:21
@Wesley when will you stop going round in rectangles?
@pauska 10 or less
@Iain Have any other shape requests? =)
@Jacob you need the jira service desk for 10 people?!
@MichaelHampton Do you use cpupowerutils?
@pauska Task mgmt.
17:22
@Wesley draw a monkey
@Wesley rhombus
@MDMoore313 Don't have RDS. Have domains and forests all over the place.
@freiheit I have considered how I could draw some... ehh... rude... things.
@Iain I'm looking at other Strava users in the area and I think I've found some good routes up into the hills, but those are 25 to 30 mile rides. Not sure I'm ready for that length plus elevation.
@freiheit Dedication.
17:24
@ChrisS Hey, was gonna post the below to that jackass... since you locked the post, would you maybe send the KB his way?

Well, you inferred something that wasn't implied, in that case. [In any event, is this applicable](http://support.microsoft.com/kb/944006)?
@HopelessN00b so it's not a total loss for you, seems like you could implement one with little effort, hardware pending
@MDMoore313 and @MDMarra need to Jello wrestle for who keeps their first three letters.
Tab complete hoists me again.
@MDMoore313 Yeah, not impossible, just more difficult... and in an environment that already makes it difficult to do work. Meaning the odds of me getting around to it are falling sharply.
@Wesley Check ridewithgps.com , mapmyride.com and local cycling clubs.
@freiheit At what length on reasonably flat paths does one need to consider bringing food?
17:28
@Wesley I sometimes get hypoglycemic, so I always have a little food with me. Otherwise maybe 2 hours. Rule #91 says 4 hours, but that's too hardcore.
@freiheit HEY! I'M ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THAT WRIST, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!
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@freiheit Okay. I'm still a slow rider, so two hours would get me maybe 25 miles.
@Basil I don't know what city that's in. French names and a river... Paris?
That's right, keep starring... 1 minute left on my edit clock... :P
@freiheit Close enough. Montreal.
@freiheit French Guiana?
17:29
French Canadia
@Basil Côte d’Ivoire?
@Basil I'm sure a bit of googling the place names on the map would've told me that. :)
or, you know, looking close to see the trans-canada highway on the map...
Sacrebleu!
Montreal, the land of hot women, insanely good food, and -40 degree winters
@Basil Can you ship a womens down to me here in the warms?
17:31
@Wesley Nobody says that here. That's more of a france thing. Here, they say "Astie tabarnac"
@Basil Nasty tabernacles? You have Mormons there?
@Basil and little hip-hop thuglets speaking in French. Which makes me giggle at them.
@Basil I thought that was more of a france over 50 years ago thing that nobody said anymore outside of movies...
@freiheit He's just trying to get you to say it so you sound silly.
17:32
@Basil -.-
@Wesley As soon as our women turn 50, they retire to florida
What's the appeal of Windows storage spaces? Is it just a desperate longing for a decent filesystem (a la btrfs, xfs) on Windows?
@Magellan I speak French like Steven Harper.
@TheCleaner Outlook 2013 does suck compared to the UI on Outlook 2007. I hate the stupid ribbons.
@Basil sorry. cache miss. Not sure I've ever heard of Steven Harper.
@Basil Do you guys still have Quebecois "terrorists" still running around up there trying to rejoin France or something?
@Magellan That's the government now
17:36
@Basil uh, the government's trying to rejoin France?
they aren't blowing things up literally any more, but they're writing racist tirades into law, hoping to galvanize voters into voting for separation
so far, it's not working
Because like 23 people and a moose live in Quebec and there's one hell of a lot of hydro power there?
@Magellan Actually, I think it's the second largest province, next to Ontario. So like 6 or 8 million here
@Magellan Has to be more than that to have two full benches in a hockey game. I'm thinking 24 people.
and yeah, most of the resources
17:40
@Jacob You can assign tasks in Jira.. you don't need the service desk for that
crap. time for my stupid pre-meeting before the afternoon meeting
@Magellan Actually, last time around, the native tribes that technically own all that land with the hydro power and resources in the northern part of the province said they'd stay with Canada... kind of a big wrinkle in the Quebec separatists' plans.
@HopelessN00b Ha! Now that's funny.
@HopelessN00b Still sounds more likely than splitting California into 6 states...
@HopelessN00b That wouldn't happen. Canada would be interested in keeping the peace so they can negotiate a deal that would hurt citizens on both sides of the border as little as possible. And if Canada and Quebec both agree on something, it doesn't matter what the natives say or want. All they can do it protest.
17:55
@freiheit Yeah, but that one's actually a good idea. Well, goodish. At least California's stupid laws wouldn't dictate products for the whole nation based on their market size.
@Basil Yeah, well, first Canada would have to agree to let Quebec go, and Quebec would have to actually agree to leave... which wasn't exactly a likely course of events, even had they got a majority vote.
@HopelessN00b It's not a good idea for anybody in California, except rich Sili-Valley people.
I could stand to see Washington split in two...
@HopelessN00b If they voted that way in a referendum, it would probably happen. I don't think separation will ever get popular support in Quebec, but Canada wouldn't try to do anything that would damage an already bad situation.
@Basil Nah, at least for the leaders of the movement, it was all political brinksmanship. They'd have come back with an offer for more "special status" treatment in exchange for not separating, and Ottawa would have been all to happy to give it to them.
@HopelessN00b That last referendum came pretty close
18:01
@freiheit someone hates socialism....
well, the one in the late 90s
@Wesley I was first!
Yeah, it did. Though, as I recall, the conventional political wisdom was that even if it had passed, they wouldn't be separating, but using the result to negotiate for more special status from Ottawa.

Almost a pity... I was hoping it would get me out of having to learn French at the time.
@MDMarra "Sex done wrong, by @MDMarra with foreword by @HopelessN00b"
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@pauska A corporate-controlled command economy is naturally much better than a government-controlled command economy. Because, you know, reasons.
18:03
@freiheit Well, to be fair, it probably is, though maybe "better" isn't the word. Probably more along the lines of "marginally less horrific."
@HopelessN00b Depends what horrifies you, I guess.
@freiheit A guy I know tried to do a Valentine, but it connected the points where he stopped/started recording.
Finally
coffee
@freiheit Well, the things that happen under every centrally planned economy ever... starvation, re-education, mass executions... etc.
18:07
That looks very American.
@WARD !!! WAT R U DOING
@Wesley mapmyride.com/us/scottsdale-az ridewithgps.com/find#search/0/… and strava.com/routes/new (click the gear and turn on heatmaps and bike paths)
The cashier at Walgreens told me I had a beautiful name. Made my day.
Did I miss that @Wesley got a bike?
@cole He fixed up the free 80s bike that he had laying around, and has been riding laps around tiny rectangles lately. The new bike is still just a frame and almost no parts that will be an actual bike in about 3 years at the rate he's going...
18:23
MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES.
I've missed so much
adminspotting
@freiheit for indeterminate values of 3
Whoa - someone just powered something on and it sounds like a.......personal massager.
@cole giggity
@Iain I was being generous, it's true. He did say he got the headtube reamed recently, though. Give him another couple months and he'll have the bottom bracket shell reamed, too, and actually be ready to attach bike parts he doesn't have yet to the frame...
18:25
I love coffee.
Yo...I need live support!

I have a Netgear N600 wireless router that I can ping -t fine to, but connecting to the admin portal hangs like crazy. I get the login but after login I have to click a menu item about a dozen times for it to ever show anything...as if its internal web server isn't working right. I even managed to flash it with DD-wrt and it still gives the same symptoms on the admin portal. Should I just trash the thing?
@TheCleaner what's the ping delay while pulling up the web page?
@TheCleaner Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
:D But seriously, I'll bet a poutine that it's a hardware issue.
18:34
@MDMoore313 jumps from 2ms to 30-48ms for a sec...then back to 2ms.
@Basil yes 3x, even tried arranging it by penis...didn't help.
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It's probably executing javascript....
@TheCleaner It's getting close to Easter time. When you get together with your family, maybe you can have a tech savvy family member give you a hand in setting up your wifi network.
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:D
oh snap
oh god, that poor bastard
I second the hardware issue thing. It persisted across the factory OS and DD WRT? There's a slim chance it isn't since DD WRT is just a rewrite of the factory OS, but likely hardware related yes
@TheCleaner time to toss it
18:36
@MDMarra lol...true! I should ask my mi-ma if she's familiar with DD-WRT...
So really, our motd should say that we're willing to do live support, but only if you're willing to first endure horrible zings at your expense.
hahahaha
@Basil or willing to stump up $$$
and of course Netgear's KB reads like I'm talking to level 1 support at GeekSquad: kb.netgear.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/957/~/…
@tombull89 I only take alcohol as payment. Anything else, and I'd likely get in trouble at work.
but for srs, @TheCleaner- if you have problems with two different OSs, then it's really a hardware problem.
18:40
G'day gents.
Mark.
@Basil well, I'm good with it being hardware, but what's odd to me is that DD-WRT via telnet flies right along
So, why are the chat transcripts googlable?
Devops
So it doesn't get too weird
Is Chat lagging like hell for anyone else? It takes ages to scroll.
18:44
@mossy what's the difference between weird and too weird
TIL, you can run ADUC from a workgroup PC.
@tombull89 Not me... and I'm doing it over RDP, through my employer's ridiculously undersized pipe.
@HopelessN00b Probably FireFox nomming all mah ram.
@MDMoore313 Too weird is when @ewwhite is off topic
@mossy You mean @ewwhite's clients.
18:45
@tombull89 Yup. I gotta restart Firefox every day or so for that reason. (I am also ridiculous in that I have several windows and hundreds of tabs open.)
@MDMoore313 Probably an SEO benefit to it.
@HopelessN00b I recently switched back to Chrome from Firefox. My RAM utilization dropped by 5GB.
@TheCleaner The hardware that holds that part of the OS might be ok.
@ScottPack Chrome is nice because you can kill individually large pages from their task manager
@ScottPack Yeah, I use both... but it's only for the RAM-munching reason that I use something other than FF at all.
@Basil I'm going to open it up and see if I can really break it.
I still reboot it once in a while, but that's mostly because I'm lazy and don't want to figure out which of my pages or addons (coughflashcough) is high
@TheCleaner You ever licked a cmos?
18:48
@Basil That's pretty much why I keep going back. The tab handling in Chrome is rubbish but I get tired of one of my 130 tabs chewing up the entire browser session.
@ScottPack and now that they show me which tab has sound... yeah, chrome.
@Basil I'm going to try swapping the chips. I've seen lots of TV shows where they "swap the chips" and then things work out for the best.
@TheCleaner Isolinear?
@TheCleaner I think you're next
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Q: Is there an effective way to bulletproof a MacBook Pro?

MDMoore313It would be nice to take a MacBook Pro to the range to collect some data, but I don't want it to get hit by a ricochet (or anyone with a bad aim). I can't find anything on Google about bulletproofing a MacBook, does anyone have any experience? I'd like to be able to use the MacBook at the same ti...

My original was a lot better, they edited it
@ScottPack more like Spies Like Us - missile scene
@MDMoore313 I may ask it anonymous, unless the SE staff bans me for it.
18:55
@MDMoore313 I'd upvote you, but that would require making an account at the Mac SE site... so, not happening.
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@HopelessN00b I understand your dilemma.
@mossy What?!?
@HopelessN00b not to worry, I just upvoted him
@ewwhite :p
If I didn't have the urge to downvote stupid questions such as this apple.stackexchange.com/questions/121345/… that somehow go viral, yet my questions are somehow off topic
18:59
@MDMoore313 We could start a thing... we could all go an ask questions about how to do hideous things to macs

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