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11:13 AM
Well this is fun. Did some package updates to the Pi, rebooted ...now I don't even get a display.
 
11:29 AM
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Q: Mouse cursor jumps around when using RDP

pauskaWe have over 350 users complaining that their mouse cursor keeps jumping around when typing. It seems like it's happening when the protocol is starved for bandwith, but I'm not quite sure yet. If it only was the cursor moving it would be fine - problem is that it also moves the focus so that the...

I'm going nuts over this..
 
11:52 AM
@pauska It's a bandwidth issue
 
Okay I'm confused. My Pi will boot up successfully (I can SSH to it), but I have absolutely no video.
 
@NathanC: HDMI or composite?
 
HDMI
 
IIRC there's a setting related to that in config
I might be wrong
 
Well, it worked fine until I rebooted it after installing package updates
then suddenly no video =/
 
12:01 PM
wierd
 
Hm, got it working. Had to tweak a couple config settings
 
@Jacob I'd like a bit more detailed answer than that, cause it doesn't help me in any way..
@Dan HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP
 
mornin' peeps
 
@pauska answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/… That's all I've found so far :(
 
12:23 PM
@Jacob Yeah I already found that, but it doesn't provide any useful hints on what we should do to solve it
we're already running RDP at 16bit colors with all themes/animations etc disabled
I know this is swearing in the church, but does anyone here have an account at "experts" exchange?
I'm very interested to see the answer on that one..
 
Hand-up who's had a tv camera inside their bladder today - just me?
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@pauska Can't you use the Google Loophole?
 
@pauska 1 second
 
@Chopper3 It was in my butt....
 
this is reasonably common from touchpad devices. try plugging in an external keyboard and mouse for a few days and see if it goes away. i am betting that as they type they are gently hitting on the touchpad. not a terminal server issue. Cheers
 
12:26 PM
@tombull89 They disabled that a few years ago
 
What exactly would be the purpose of running MS Office apps in my butt? It's $150/year per user...wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy the license and install locally?
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@tombull89 Oh. Bleh. Thanks anyways.
 
@tombull89 That's the answer?
 
@Jacob I googled the question URL. That's what shows up at the bottom, but I don't know if there's any other answers on it.
Ooh. Gold badge. Electorate
 
12:34 PM
Gotta love password strength meters...apparently Crabmeat1 is a strong password
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lol Crab meat
 
I didn't think management would approve of Cockmeat
 
Good morning
 
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Q: Control all monitors in a network

uaaron22I would like to create a small server (Linux preferably ) that allows me to see all the screens of the windows computers in my network. The server will than be attached to a projector so I can always see what my employees are doing. How could I achieve this? Maybe with VNC ?

 
@MDMarra Also, his profile says he's 18 and an IT student, so the likelyness of this being legit...?
 
12:48 PM
@MDMarra He should work for the NSA.
 
Interestingly, we, as a school district, provide our computer lab teachers software which does exactly what they're asking. They use it to assist with instruction.
 
@jscott Same. Using it against adults though, boggles the mind
 
@jscott We have the same software. I don't recall what is was, though. But it notifies end-users that they're being watched (and also flips off Aero, so it's easy to tell).
and by we i meant my college :p
 
@jscott we used softlink at the university for that
 
@tombull89 They surely you won't like that we also have Aristotle monitoring on every computer, including mine! :)
 
12:54 PM
But it was clear when a screen was being monitored
(old people, they stare at their keyboards) ಠ_ಠ — MDMarra 5 mins ago
 
@jscott We had something called Securus which did more or less the same thing, monitored typing and read the screen and if it hit a trigger word it took a screenshot and stored it.
 
Thank you for the comment, @NathanC , I updated my resources but I don't know how to check 'top' or 'iostat' , could you give me a direction? — André Lucas 2 mins ago
What...
/facepalm
 
@tombull89 Yeah it's funny to me when my boss is sent a "explicit content" notification whenever I type swear words.
 
@jscott For us, it flagged up teachers' names as well.
 
@tombull89 Oh yeah, lots of swearing from them. :)
 
12:58 PM
I broke my school's monitoring software
 
The CFO who was also the "IT" guy here would randomly VNC over to a person's computer to check to see if they were working or surfing the internet. If they were on the internet he would close the browser window
Did I also mention he would get into their e-mails and "clean out" their inbox for them so they didn't hit the 2,000 e-mail limit? He could do this since we manage the user's passwords
 
@Travis a.) Web Filter b.) lol.
 
CFO + IT Guy
sounds like a disaster
 
@jscott That would imply he knew what he was doing. This is why I have a new firewall :)
@MDMarra He wants me to learn accounting so I can take over his job....not going to happen
 
how many people work there?
Asking someone to "learn accounting" so that they can take over CFO responsibilities is like...crazy
 
1:04 PM
@MDMarra I really use the term IT guy loosely. He talks about how he wrote an entire financial package in Meese or Moose or Mumps...I don't remember...and he knows all these people so he knows IT....he doesn't understand the basic concepts of networking
@MDMarra ~100. Only 35 or so work on computers
 
@Travis Have you seen the movie Shawshank Redemption? Perhaps you could start funding your retirement fund learning "creative" accounting.
 
@jscott I believe he is already doing some "creative" accounting. I looked up my "IT" expense account the other day and saw the water bill on it. I started looking through what it was and the comments on one was "Filling Pool". I jumped for joy. i didn't know the IT dept (i.e: me) had a pool!
 
@Travis MUMPS -- I think The Daily WTF has an entire category for it.
 
@MDMarra It's family owned. There are actually 3 of businesses in the US and Canada under the same name but run completely independently
@jscott I'm sure
 
1:06 PM
@Travis eep.
 
I got an offer from a large family-owned logistics company once.
 
"But if you've already bought into Microsoft's vision for Office in my butt " /snicker
 
The interviewer told me a story about how someone got into the owner's ear about HP route/switch gear and they paid 3 mil to rip out cisco and install procurve across the enterprise
 
Family owned doesn't bother me. During my interview with the CFO I was told you can't be fired. I'm thinking..that's awesome! Nope...not so much. It creates a lack of discipline, work ethic and lack of accountabilty
 
I was all like ಠ_ಠ
 
1:07 PM
@MDMarra That sounds like another local school district I know of.
 
@MDMarra I replaced 10/100 3Com switches here with Cisco
 
@jscott They also had like 40+ HP P4000 san nodes
 
Before we moved over to the new school we set people's Deleted Items to empty at the end of the week.
 
all with 10GbE interfaces
 
We had to turn it off because people were using Deleted Items as a filing cabinet.
all of my WAT on that one.
 
1:08 PM
I was like, holy fuck how did you buy 40 entry level storage nodes
 
@MDMarra Does that get you wet?
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nope
 
@tombull89 It's like those people who store "important" documents in the recycle bin
 
@tombull89 Isn't that such a novel idea? We get the same thing when reimaging -- where did all the Recycling Bin items go?!
 
I was like, jesus Christ you have all this money and you're buying 40 2U boxes instead of a fucking 3par or something?
Then they offered 75k for a senior storage engineer and I lolled
 
1:09 PM
@MDMarra people do stoopid things
 
@MDMarra Some (well, almost all) companies have more money than sense
 
@NathanC US Govt is that way
 
Hm, was it a mistake to compile a kernel on the Pi itself? Probably.
 
Nah. Shouldn't take too long.
 
Still trying to get my Parallel -> USB -> RDP project working
 
1:11 PM
@Travis Because you get more than office, you get exchange and sharepoint with most of those packages. Lync is included in some packages as well. So, you offload having to run those locally
 
It works under Windows :X
 
@Travis I believe @TheCleaner is migrating to O365 at his business, so he'd be able to give you more details about why its attractive
@ewwhite did all the produce work dry up, or are you trying to learn Windows on your own now? :D
 
@MDMarra fighting battles at work.
 
I thought you won a glorious and decisive victory!
 
From the top of the org... I think my boss is butthurt.
 
1:16 PM
You stabbed an HP-engraved knife into the heart of your enemies!
@ewwhite called it
 
so we've spent time troubleshooting some horrible stuff...
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Q: LSI RAID controller errors on DB import - How to troubleshoot?

ewwhiteWe're running an import of a database dump on an Oracle system - (RHEL 5.9, 2.6.18-348.6.1.el5). The import does not complete, eventually erroring-out with: ORA-15080: synchronous I/O operation to a disk failed WARNING: failed to write mirror side 1 of virtual extent 248 logical extent 0 of file...

things that I would never normally take time to troubleshoot... when you piece parts together to make a server, there are so many more things that can go wrong.
versus opening an HP or Dell box and seeing that it's all compatible.
Has anyone here ever heard of a "chassis swap" procedure?
 
Sounds like you've got your mind made up, then. That said, I think it's generally irresponsible to make a decision like that without really understanding what it means. I mean, there's a reason that Active Directory is used at almost every single company larger than a handful of computers. If you view it as "locked in" and not as a solid and flexible management platform, then I think you've missed the bigger picture. But again, to each their own. — MDMarra 1 min ago
 
@MDMarra So I think he's being passive-aggressive.
 
@ewwhite no
@ewwhite have you sat down with him and been like, why are you being weird?
or are you guys doing that thing where you both pretend things are ok
 
@MDMarra no... another coworker put him on blast.
Why should we "determine what if anything is wrong before we just swap it." I don't think the customer really gives a rip what is wrong. I think they just want their need met. If I need to get to Philadelphia on an airplane, I'd just as soon that Delta took the broken plane over to the apron on the tarmac where the misfit airplanes get parked, and had Mr. Pilot taxi over in a plane that works rather than me waiting for "Joe the Delta Repairman" to fix my plane (7 days later).
@MDMarra I feel at this point, we're holding our biggest customer hostage on shaky hardware.
SIX disk replacements on one server in one week.
two of the disks put in were 8 year-old 250GB 1.5Gbps SATA disks.
 
1:24 PM
Here's the real question: Who flies Delta?
Oh, so I mean, at least you're using quality hardware
 
@ewwhite how is the VNX rebuild going?
 
Are you sure your array isn't hitting a URE, making the disks as failed at different points, but supermicro isnt failing the array immediately so it looks like bad disks post-rebuild?
 
@pauska On hold... going to go to some temp storage on a Supermicro box for 3 weeks while VNX is rebuilt... I may have thrown a wrench into that.
 
I had a dell controller mark 4 different disks bad
all 4 were fine, it was a URE
 
Hi everyone, quick question, I'm about to write an article in a wiki about a system, what are the standard topics that my article should contain ?
 
1:27 PM
@MDMarra One disk kept giving errors... it was part of a 2-disk mirror. My staff decided to put a THIRD disk in some unused slot and assign it as a hot-spare.... then pull the erroring disk out and let the mirror rebuild to the spare.
They suspected a bad SAS slot...
 
@ValterHenrique Important information about that system
 
(if I suspected a bad slot, I would not be using that backplane at all)
so of course, it caught fire.
 
@ewwhite yeah seriously
 
the RAID controller lost communication with the backplane and couldn't query anymore.
 
@MDMarra, yes sure, but in which order ? like, introduction, history, configuration ?
 
1:28 PM
mind you, 10,000 users on this DB system
 
I just had half of a cold, leftover bbq chicken Stromboli for breakfast. I hate my life.
 
so it forced a chassis swap...
where everyone else said, just move the shit to an HP
 
@ValterHenrique How can we tell you what's important for your environment?
@ValterHenrique Pick a standard that makes sense for your organization and stick with it
 
yeah, I was wondering if there was some general standard about to create a good wiki article
 
@ValterHenrique Start with anything, really just even a stub article is a decent start. It's a wiki, so it's meant to be edited easily/frequently.
 
1:30 PM
@MDMarra, thank you anyway
@jscott, yes, you're right
 
@ValterHenrique I would consider very few of our internal wiki pages as "complete". They all need upkeep and editing in some way. Block out what the important section are for you then get others to contribute as well.
 
<---- glad that I don't have to deal with that stuff any more
On the flip side, I spent a substantial amount of time documenting customers' broken configs
 
It's got to be fun to see how many different ways there are to break things, right?
 
@MDMarra I break customer configs.
 
@jscott that's a good thinking
 
1:35 PM
@jscott I've never understood the value of netdiag /v
until now
 
dun dun dun
 
@ValterHenrique Maintaining "high quality" with an internal wiki is difficult. Especially so if there are very few active contributors. As long as the documentation is correct, the presentation and formatting is almost secondary.
 
@jscott I'm working on a large powershell script that will collect tons of data about the health of AD and automatically generate a report
I'm hoping I can share it when I'm done, but it might be labeled as a proprietary advantage, and thus NSA DOUBLE TOP SECRET
 
@MDMarra Oh cool! Are you going to BitBucket it? I've though about doing something like this with ADSI/Powershell
Ah, NDA/NSA/NSFW style, got it.
 
The problem is, lots of our customers still have 2003 with no web gateway installed
so I need some logic to call dsquery instead of ad cmdlets where possible
i'm thinking of using some hacky shit with psexec to call things like dcdiag remotely for old 2003 boxes with no PS/AD Web Services
 
1:38 PM
@MDMarra Oh that's freakin' sweet.
 
Double arf. But I can't say that I didn't used to do exactly that sort of thing, pre-PS, with the ds* tools.
 
@MDMarra Well if that's the case you'll just leak it anyway
 
hey @Jacob
 
@allquixotic hi
 
what are you up to lately?
...wait no, I have to make it memetic
"What are you up to, son?"
 
1:42 PM
@allquixotic 2 minutes, playing Halo :)
 
(asdfmovie)
 
@Travis - you had O365 questions?
 
@Jacob I have 3 boxes with BBGN now :D you still work for them right?
 
If you've done migrations...why is this so difficult?
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Q: Add 2008 Secondary DC to 2003 Domain

gammaREDI'm having a hard time finding just a step-by-step solution here. I want to add a 2008 R2 server to an existing 2003 run domain. I want the 2008 server to allow for AD authentication logon encase the main 2003 DC goes down. Most I do migration and just follow the steps that Microsoft outlines t...

 
I just really need to get my act together and delete about 1.5 TB of data I don't need on my Hetzner box, and then my storage needs will be so small again that I can get an affordable BBGN box to replace my Hetzner box. I can't wait.
(well obviously I can or I would've done it months ago)
 
1:44 PM
@MDMarra Oh no... I was in the middle of configuring something, but I forgot what I was doing!
 
RAM has just turned up. 32 sticks of 8GB DDR2 HP goodness.
 
@allquixotic Right now, not much other than waiting to go to college unfortunately. I wish I had things to do :(
 
fap
 
@tombull89 SMART memory?
 
@ewwhite You're getting old, man.
 
1:45 PM
@Jacob no BBGN?
 
Do you stare at your keyboard when you type?
 
@ewwhite Samsung with the HP logo on it.
 
@allquixotic That's complicated. I think currently my status is on "suspension".
 
@Jacob O.O
 
@MDMarra I rebooted something, but I can't remember what.
 
1:46 PM
@MDMarra Nah, I look at the screen. I don't need to lok ar hat i#, doinff
 
yikes; that's no good
 
@allquixotic Trust me I know :)
 
Good thing I use: rememberthemilk.com
 
I'm bored out of my mind
 
@ewwhite well, if it doesn't come up - you'll know soon enough when people start calling. :)
 
1:47 PM
@ewwhite The CIO from two jobs ago loved that app. He's old.
 
@Jacob how long have you been suspended? :|
 
@allquixotic 1.5 weeks or so
 
I'm going to be asking a lot of questions here. Well, on SF.
I'm braindumping all of the silly questions I never had good answers to.
 
Remember the....who are you? | Remember The Milk Alzheimer's Edition
 
@Cole You should be able to answer...
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Q: Should VMware HA Admission Control be enabled for small (2/3-host) clusters?

ewwhiteTake the following common scenario... A basic vSphere cluster running two or three hosts, shared storage and a token set of virtual machines under Essentials Plus or greater licensing. Should HA Admission Control be enabled on such a small setup? Does it make sense? If yes, what are the approp...

 
1:52 PM
@ewwhite tbh HA Admission may get in the way more than help.
 
@allquixotic I mean I'd still recommend them, if you want the story we need to speak privately
 
@ewwhite Ducan Epping wrote a bunch of articles on this stuff, actually: yellow-bricks.com/2012/07/03/…
 
@MDMarra I have to look at the keyboard when working on the Pi ...since the keyboard they got with it is much smaller than what I'm used to. Muscle memory is hard to overcome in that case.
 
So, MySQL is out in RHEL 7
 
Plus it has some weird oddities (typing @ gives a ", while the " key gives a @)
 
1:56 PM
Wonder if we'll start doing RHEL 7.
 
@Jacob :| sorry to hear that, hope it wasn't anything related to me
 
We're at 6.2-6.3 (surprisingly) on most boxes, except Domino. IBM only supports RHEL 6.0
 
@allquixotic nope
 
@Cole still not totally clear :( I'm dense.
@Cole I'm looking at a lot of 2-host clusters that my coworkers built... and they're all pretty much sitting with all VMs on ONE host... and the other in standby.
@MDMarra I'm okay with that.
 
@ewwhite in that case, it makes absolutely no sense.
 
1:59 PM
@ewwhite MySQL out, MariaDB in
RHEL 7, now with less Oracle
 
OEL 7, now with more Oracle (?)
 

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