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1:00 PM
For me, alignment issues tend to become problems when folks use alignment to act a certain way at a table that disrupts the experience for others at the table.
 
As people got used to playing, the backstabbery / rivalry thing came into play.
 
Agreed, NautArch. It's another branch of "That Guy".
 
@NautArch Or as I put it, "using alignment as an excuse to be a jerk" is a player problem.
I learned a lesson early on from a good DM that was "you can tell me what alignment you think you are, but I'll let you know what alignment fits you best by how you act. Yes, I keep track, just like Santa Claus with his naughty and nice list ...."
 
@JohnClifford YOu put it very nicely that alignment is an indicator and helpful guide for roleplaying. But the decisions you make at the table are really what matters. Ifyou make disupritve decisions, then you're a disruptive player.
But in general, alignment at my tables has never really come into play, and when it has, it generlaly hasn't gone well.
 
@KorvinStarmast Like my running joke with our silver dragonborn paladin that his decision to hammer-punt a severed zombie head in the direction of a Barovian citizen changed his alignment to evil because he killed a guy.
 
1:02 PM
In our rotating DM game, it became a bit of an issue as people acted one way, but it was contrary to their 'alignment label'. I tried to turn that into a plot when I was DM and it was favorable.
Another player, when DMing, had a bad guy read our alignment tod etermine how they'd respond. But my character had a ring of mind shielding, so even that got borked.
 
ugh. I've been going through email for an hour after the long weekend, being off friday, and an automation failure over the weekend
 
Our druid was concerned that she wasn't playing her alignment effectively (she's new to D&D) and I told her to focus more on playing the character she wants to play rather than constantly trying to frame her actions with an "is this chaotic neutral?" filter.
 
@NautArch how about a goodguy?
 
@goodguy5 just goodbaby :D
 
Yea, I usually start playing the character and decide their on-paper alignment after the first session
 
1:05 PM
I agree that alignment by itself is not usually an issue. But I think a game feature's worthiness shouldn't rest on "it only causes a problem if your player is prone to that"... I just don't really see how its inclusion improves the game anymore, over using the same space for other character or personality building advice.
 
I mean the obvious answer is "If you don't include it Detect Good and Evil and Protection From Good and Evil become pretty pointless." :P
 
in 5e those spells only do stuff against fiends and celestials and stuff
 
"alright, goodbaby5, read the paper"

<joyous shrieking>
dahdahdahdahdah
<nearly upsettingly large smile>
"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
<chewing and drooling sounds>
 
Player alignment doesn't matter
 
@JohnClifford 5e uses the alignment for neither of those spells :)
 
1:06 PM
But it does introduce an interesting question: if you created a chaotic good Goblin, how would he differ from the standard neutral evil one?
 
And besides, Clifford, what do you know about alignment. you're just a dog.

And as we all know, all dogs only know about being a "good boy"
 
runs happily in circles I guess you're right.
 
Completely off topic, did any of you play Dark Sun in D&D 4e?
 
No, but I wanted to, for what that's worth
 
I saw your answer on that question Korvin; can't say I ever came across that one.
Sounds like it'd be up my alley though.
 
1:08 PM
@Carcer Being "Good", in my opinion, means actively pursuing good deeds. Merely offering strangers a kind response when they ask for the way to the tavern isn't enough
 
The bulk of my D&D days were 3.5e in my tabletop club at school. I was pretty much out of school when 4e came out and didn't have a group or the capacity for playing online so I was late to the party there.
 
@LucasF. I agree with your point, but not your example.
 
@goodguy5 Your name implies bias.
 
ha
 
The feel for that setting was really good (pesonal taste, of course) and it may have been a function of the people who I was playing with. (No munchkins in that group) I really hope that Crawford and Mearls find a way to get that laced back into 5e.
 
1:09 PM
But on a more serious note, I would like to hear a counterexample
 
@LucasF. Oi, careful there! :p
 
@LucasF. A counterexample to what?
 
@KorvinStarmast @goodguy5 stated that he agreed with my point, but not my example
So I asked for an example that he would see fit
 
What about an elderly retired hero who takes care to show strangers around town. Like a volunteer walmart greeter.

That person is likely good.
 
Perhaps "counterexample" is the wrong word
 
1:11 PM
Community can be just as much of an ideal as defeating jerkface dragons
 
Yes, but here is the differentiation: If he sets out to help stranger, then this is an active act to do good. If it merely happened that someone asked, it was by coincidence.
At least, this is how I would interpret it
 
@LucasF. The problem with your example is that you are overburdening the good character with a motive force to go out and do something. You can be good wthout being a type A evangelist. you can be the Type B evangelist by setting a good example. You are calling on all good characters to be evanelists. Can you perhaps see a problem with that?
 
Yes, that is a valid point.
 
@LucasF. Sorry, My brain may have over stated the case there, but I had another encounter with a rather pushy type A evangelist this weekend.
 
Forgive me my ignorace please, but what is a type A evangelist?
 
@LucasF. Type A personality versus Type B personality. Type A is more pushy, Type B tends to be more laid back.
 
I just found out I am type B :D
Thank you very much
I thought it was something specific to RPGs, hence my question
 
@LucasF. I work with a bunch of folks at chruch in some of our service groups who are amazing Type B personality witnesses to their deep faith. We also have a few at the other end of the spectrum.
 
I'm not a religious person, I can't comment on religious matters. My only contact point with religion is the fierce, dogmatic "dark ages"-like religion in my settings, which is (probably) quite unlike religion in the modern ages
 
I like my religion like I like my coffee.
 
1:17 PM
An old saying attributed to St Francis of Assissi: "preach the gospel each day. Use words only when you must." (Meaning being "set a good example; walk the walk, don't just talk the talk.") OK, diversion into that thing is over, apologies for that
 
@KorvinStarmast Still a very good example
 
@JohnClifford They'd differ just like every other creature with different worldviews - by their actions.
 
@JohnClifford fair trade?
 
@JohnClifford Liquid and in a mug?
 
I don't drink coffee. :P
 
1:18 PM
"I prefer tea, actually"
 
@JohnClifford Mixed with milk and sugar, frozen, and put on a cone?
 
...I actually do.
 
@JohnClifford "Processed" by ferrets?
 
Tea is life.
 
@LucasF. You are very kind, I realize that one must be careful about dragging RL relisious stuff into a casual conversation. And sorry, I just had to deal with an "in your face" thing this weekend, so I'm maybe too close to it.
 
1:19 PM
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to a ferret-based religion.
 
@JohnClifford My daughter (5yo) had a sliced of chocolate blackout cake yesterday and said "This cake is my life"
 
@LucasF. not as unlike modern religion as I'd sometimes like....
 
@JohnClifford I find your couplet very amusing, thanks for bringing me a big grin as I sip my coffee.
 
@KorvinStarmast Speaking as an atheist, I've never had, and never will have, a single problem with anyone on the basis of their beliefs or spirituality. Where I object to it is when they try to make their beliefs my beliefs.
 
@NautArch Cake in general is my life
 
1:20 PM
@KorvinStarmast I realize that any discussion about the relativity or absoluteness of "good" and "evil" will inevitably end in a discussion about religion, one way or another. But just in case you were worried that it offended me, I assure you that it did not.
 
I'm offended that you're not offended
 
@JohnClifford bingo. well put. I was agnostic for most of my life, and felt basically the same.
 
Perhaps I am offended and just passed my diplomacy check to hide it?
 
@KorvinStarmast And then you found ferret-based religion?
 
As odd as it might sound I consider myself more-or-less an agnostic atheist. I don't believe in a higher power, but I'm open to the possibility that someday I'll be faced with irrefutable proof that there is one.
 
1:21 PM
@LucasF. roll deception with advantage (for being online)
 
@LucasF. Your name is Haley Starshine, and I claim my five dollars! :)
@goodguy5 No, and I wonder if that might have made my life easier had I done so. I guess I'll never know.
 
@JohnClifford Doesn't sound odd, sounds reasonnable
 
And my lack of religion is mainly due to my not having strong enough conviction in any of them to choose one, rather than being opposed to religion itself (and the undeniable fact that some utterly horrific things have been done in the name of religion, Christianity as well as any other)
 
@Nyakouai I suspect that you've never met a hard atheist before?
 
@KorvinStarmast Are we just not doing phrasing anymore?
Nothing truly horrific has ever been done in the name of cake, just sayin'
 
1:23 PM
(Richard Dawkins comes to mind ... and Voltaire, if you are about 400 years old)
 
@KorvinStarmast As in "I'll never accept the idea of a god, even when faced with irrefutable proof of its existence"? I've met a lot of morons, but not one with this mindset, no
 
@goodguy5 orly? "Let them eat cake!"
 
I do think that some people are far too quick to lean on religion as a crutch for their prejudices or as an excuse to not make major decisions in favour of leaving them to providence, and also that it becomes a convenient scapegoat whereby someone's genuine accomplishments are assigned to a deity but also their failures are their own because they've failed to uphold some arbitrary standard of piety.
 
@goodguy5 Life is easier when life is cake
 
@KorvinStarmast I'd hardly consider Dawkins a moron, so now, I'm really curious about his opinion on the matter
 
1:24 PM
@Nyakouai even when faced with irrefutable proof of its existence Actually, the hard atheist takes the position that such proof cannot exist, so they'd never be faced with that. I tended more toward the view point that John expressed a few posts up.
 
@NautArch That's not in the name of cake, that's cake adjacent. Cake was just as much a victim there as anyone.
 
@goodguy5 Seeing as war has been fought over a bucket, I wouldn't rule out cake that easily
 
(case in point: I once saw a post about a surgeon who'd performed a very dangerous and intricate surgery that saved the patient, and the comments were overwhelmingly about praising God for saving that person's life. And I'm like 'but the surgeon...')
 
same answer
 
That is a very short summary of Dawkins' take on that, and Christopher Hitchens. (May he rest in peace).
 
1:25 PM
It must have been a really nice bucket.
I actually just watched the Horrible Histories episode with that story in it the other day.
 
@NautArch Actually Marie-Antoinette probably never actually said the phrase : wikipedia link
 
@goodguy5 The Bucket War: in which they decided the outcome by tilting at the lists (Groan!)
hat, coat, exit
@PierreCathé wait, didn't she post it on twitter?
 
I love making Voltaire jokes whenever I encounter a three-part concept where none of the parts individually apply to the concept as whole
 
Sorry, I have been a bit out-of-the-loop with some RL troubles
 
@PierreCathé nothing like a good apocryphal quote!
 
1:28 PM
Too bad I can't think of any in English, except of course the canonical one: Holy Roman Empire. (except the "not an empire" part is often exaggerated)
 
@KorvinStarmast Ah. Indeed. Hmm... Quite perplex about that. It's not saying they wouldn't believe if they were presented with evidence, so not unreasonnable, but claiming such evidence cannot exists... (probably cannot or cannot cannot?)
 
@kviiri My one regret in not staying in that French class back in grade school is that I never got to learn French, and now I can't read Voltaire in his original tongue. That gent had a sharp wit. Granted, I did enjoy learning Spanish.
 
I learned more from Horrible Histories than I ever did in history class.
 
@Nyakouai That's a good question. probably cannot or cannot cannot? I think that will bepend on which "hard atheist" one is talking too. It's not like there's a canon. :)
 
@KorvinStarmast "My one regret in not staying in that French class back in grade school is that I never got to learn French" Yup, seems right
 
1:29 PM
I went for Spanish, my younger brother went for French, my older brother went for Russian.
My sister went for German, and given that she was born in Germany, good call I think.
 
@KorvinStarmast Ok, so possibly unreasonnable, especially given the somewhat blur notion of god... meh... As long as everyone is respectful of everyone
 
I was also born in Germany, and went for German for the same reason. :P
 
Most of the kids in my school went English first and Swedish second, I went French first (on the grounds that I knew English anyway) and English second (because Swedish is mandatory so I'd get courses of that anyway)
 
@Nyakouai In that public dialogue, not a lot of mutual respect going on, sadly. :-(
 
@KorvinStarmast What? A heated debate about faith? Online? I can't believe you :P
 
1:32 PM
Unbeliever! Xp (not just on line, in magazines and papers and book and TV and such ....)
 
It drives me crazy when jerks are religious.

So, you call yourself a part of this group that preaches about being nice to people and respecting others, but those don't apply to you, I guess?
 
the bitterness goes back to about the time of the Enlightenment, so there's some momentum there.
 
French native, I picked German because of poor father's advice and not wanting to pursue English... And got stuck with it for 7 years of studies. I can barely say "I'm a potatoes salad"... On the other hand, two years of Spanish, and I can read it on a somewhat basic level
 
@Nyakouai Ich been kartoffelsalat or something like that (lost most of my German through lack of use)
 
1:35 PM
Meh
 
Ich bin eine kartoffelsalat.
 
@KorvinStarmast Yes. Oh, and also "Ich habe nicht verstanden". Most used sentence through my studies
 
je suis une salade des pommes de terres
 
I prefer "Ich weiß nicht". It's nice and compact. ^_^
 
@KorvinStarmast I would recommend including "eine" otherwise you are saying: "I am potato salad", which may be true, but doesn't quite mean the same
 
1:36 PM
@kviiri *de
 
de pommes de terre * This one is kinda tricky (but otherwise, very nice)
 
@Nyakouai French police, assemble !
 
@PierreCathé Merci. What about the second one (de/des), is that correct?
 
Gendered nouns are a tricky beast when your primary language is English.
 
"Ich habe einen reisenhunger" (sp?)
and
"Zwei bier, danke"
 
1:37 PM
@BESW Great article, but he needs to fact check. Even Catholicism describes one god in three parts as the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit Catholicism actually describes "on god in three persons" and there is even a Christianity.SE Q&A on that. The author may wish to heed his own advice. :-) (Thanks for the link, good article and not just for game creators, good for a GM as well)
 
@kviiri That was your only mistake (and a small one at that), full correct sentence is "je suis une salade de pommes de terres"
 
@JohnClifford Leaving gendered nouns aside is tricky when your primary language is French :P
 
Hehe, I imagine so.
 
@JohnClifford Even gendered pronouns are a constant source of anguish when you're translating ~anything into Finnish. Especially police shows. you need to get creative to translate the classic "how do you know it was a she?" bit.
 
For me, a table is feminine, nobody knows why, end of story. When I used a "she" instead of "it", everyone look at me with big eyes.
(Perhaps I should not have paired it with "is dirty")
 
1:39 PM
"zee table, she is a dirty one"
 
(Which was totally innocent in my mind...)
 
We do kind of have some remnants of the practice when it comes to referring to vehicles (ships tend to be called "she" for instance)
 
 
are those root words feminine?
 
Or Scotty's infamous "She canna take much more, Cap'n!"
Star Trek quote or line from a terrible porn parody? You be the judge.
 
1:41 PM
@JohnClifford Hm, I always assumed it was just "personification" but the idea that it might instead be of linguistic origin piques me
 
It'd be interesting to cross-reference what the gender for things like "boat" and "ship" are in German, French etc.
 
if I'm reading correctly, Schiff is a neuter noun, so I lean with kiv
 
It could well be just personification but interesting that it tends to lean towards the female.
 
@goodguy5 That will vary with the language in question. In norwegian both are neutral, but that doesn't help you much.
 
@JohnClifford Both "bateau" and "navire" are masculine words in French
 
1:42 PM
The closest in french would be an esquif, and it's still masculine
 
That's cool to know.
Isn't language fun?
 
Swedish is interesting that it has grammatical "gender" for nouns, but they're not associated with masculine or feminine.
 
(tried to teach a programm to speak swahili, english and french for 6 months) NO
 
Oops, wait. "Skip" is neutral, "båt" is masculine
 
and boat is neuter as well.
 
1:43 PM
@Nyakouai I can speak a tiny bit of Swahili!
 
@kviiri Me too. Thanks Lion King :P
 
Is there actually a specific function in whether a given word is masculine, feminine or neuter?
 
My vocabulary far exceeds my ability to construct sentences though
 
@kviiri oh yea? Then what's the gender for a man vs a woman?! hrm
 
(Lion King, Lion's King?)
 
1:44 PM
I invented my own conlang for the game I'm developing called Caran. My favourite thing to say in it is "Ko hi'gatalek omnenbara nitaye!" which translates to "I will smite you with an all-powerful chicken!"
 
@JohnClifford in spanish and german, it changes the ending and the pronouns, which sometimes allow the words to flow better in sentence.
Though, Spanish seems pretty willy nilly with genders
 
Hablo espanol un poco, si! Es muy facile
 
....estoy fantastico!
 
I also hablo about that much espanol. Also, la quenta por favor.
 
(If there is a Spanish-speaking member here, please don't throw stones at me)
Donde estas las patatas?
 
1:46 PM
Narcos also taught me a handful of Spanish insults and curses I hope I will never need.
 
@Nyakouai "Una cabra se comió mi pasaporte" is all the extent of my spanish
 
De donde esta el bano?
 
@JohnClifford The equivalents of "a" and "the" will vary, and possibly the plural forms as well.
 
@goodguy5 Ah, el bano, si! El bano es mucho mas importante que las patatas
Kind of reminds me of a post somewhere, sometimes ago about "how to speak europeans languages for a french - Espagnol, you end all words with a or o. Italian, you do the same, but you wave the hand angrily"
Of course, there was the other way with "French - Half of the letters are silent, don't ask why"
 
@Nyakouai Alternatively, learn both latin and greek and you'll understand
 
1:51 PM
Welsh - either batter your keyboard for a while or just insert a bunch of random consonants into your existing text.
 
@JohnClifford It's super complicated, of course, but grammatical gender is basically a categorical function. They could be red and blue or up and down, it's still a way to help you match bits of sentences together with each other so you can tell what goes with what in complex grammatical structures, or with less complexity in other parts of grammatical structures.
 
@PierreCathé I actually have some basics in both, so I get around with french etymology, but we do have a lot of strange orthographs floating around
(Compared to their roots)
 
There are other ways of creating association and inflection, lots of languages don't have genders at all or use them very differently.
 
@JohnClifford In addition to the other answers, why they are specifically classified as masculine and feminine instead of something like "group A" and "group B" --- in eg. French you use the same words for "he" and "it" (for masculine things) and similarly for "she" and "it" (for feminine things).
 
Just like some languages don't have verb tenses but use other structures to indicate time relations.
 
1:54 PM
I love how Japanese is basically like "Pronouns? We don't need no stinking pronouns!"
 
Tagalog, for example, has no grammatical gender, and no gendered pronouns.
 
@BESW that is fascinating
I love hearing people speak Tagalog.
 
@goodguy5 You know how in Ancillary Justice, Breq just sorta guesses at genders when she's speaking a language that requires it? A lot of first-language Tagalog speakers sound like they're doing it too when they speak English, throwing in whichever pronoun comes to mind at the moment.
 
I used to live right next to the Polish neighborhood, so I was fairly used to seeing billboards in Polish. But then one day, I saw this undecipherable pharmacy billboard. After about 15 minutes of googling, I determined it to be Tagolog.
 
"His name is Alfred, and she'll be visiting tomorrow" is not an exaggeration of the kind of structures I run into in daily conversation here.
 
1:58 PM
@JohnClifford oh, another thing: my language lacks the concept of definite vs indefinite. That was quite a big barrier for many at our English class who didn't have enough exposure to English media at home :P
 
It's not too hard to compensate for if you're expecting it.
 
what does that mean?
might vs will? (oof, bad example in rpg chat)
 
@goodguy5 might vs will contest, roll up
 
ah, so you wrote up some rules for torture
 
@goodguy5 I believe as in "the cat" (definite) versus "a cat" (indefinite)
 

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