> Warlock: "Go to this place where a hound archon makes weapons for heroes, and bring me back the hound archon--ALIVE!"
[several hours later]
Necromancer: "Here's yer dead hound archon, boss."
W: [hits the roof] "I wanted his SOUL you dirt-digging numbskull. I can't get a soul from a corpse, BUT MAYBE TORMENTING YOURS WILL COMFORT ME."
Undead: "Wait, wait, I think we can get you a BETTER soul, and it'll be even more deviously evil to accomplish too."