Purr bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together yet lay on arms while you're using the keyboard all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation meeeeouw so run in circles when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason but lick the plastic bag. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! for chase after silly colored fish toys around…