Root Access

djsmiley2k

13:00

Why?

@ThatREDACTEDGuy ... they do already :D

That REDACTED Guy

@djsmiley2k NO! OMG! Really?!

djsmiley2k

:O

if only she carried a device with a unique digital signature which they could also track

@Avery I REMEMBERED AND GOT IT RIGHT \o/

That REDACTED Guy

A Wisconsin company will let employees use microchip implants to buy snacks and open doors: theverge.com/2017/7/24/16019530/…

"let"

Roombas have been busy mapping our homes, and now that data could be up for sale: theverge.com/2017/7/24/16021610/…

Yay, even our brooms are tracking us and selling our data

Rahul2001

@Avery cool, I guess

They're removable, right?

That REDACTED Guy

Body implants aren't usually removable

Rahul2001

13:05

Oh wait what

Bob

hm

Journeyman Geek

anything is removable...

Bob

my mum wants to revive a 2005 laptop running xp for a (senior) friend

ugh

I will have no part in this.

djsmiley2k

@ThatREDACTEDGuy the old company i worked at basically offered this

the skype company

bwDraco

@ThatREDACTEDGuy The economy is crap and consumers aren't buying stuff, so companies are resorting to other ways to maintain a revenue stream and satisfy shareholders.

Avery

13:08

@Rahul2001 yes, but surgically

djsmiley2k

the CTO had real visions, he wantexd the devs to come up with exciting new products such as this, and this was.... like 10 years ago

@Bob stick ssd in it.... but XP? they'll want to put it online too?

Ubuntu + xp skin?

Bob

@djsmiley2k 2005. it's not even worth an SSD

djsmiley2k

@Avery how surgical... if it's just me with a scapel and some alcohol then it's all good

@Bob No spare newer machine to 'donate' in it's place?

bwDraco

Is the hardware current enough to run a recent Linux distribution?

Bob

not even sure it does sata lol

@bwDraco not. worth. the. trouble.

I'm not touching that thing with a ten-foot pole

Avery

13:10

@djsmiley2k i consider that surgical

Burgi

we've just had a brazilian apply for that frontend dev job

Bob

it's a dual-core netburst of all things

probably gets like 5 mins on battery

That REDACTED Guy

@bwDraco I agree, although I don't think it's because the economy is stagnant, but because of the very nature of the capitalist economy itself.

Burgi

> I'm relocating to London and I am interested in applying for the position

djsmiley2k

@Burgi it's based in japan?

Rahul2001

13:13

@Burgi still taking applications?

Burgi

@Rahul2001 no

djsmiley2k

@Burgi oh, lul

yeah people don't realise london =! uk

Burgi

he is also too expensive

he's asking for £40k

That REDACTED Guy

@Burgi A Brazilian? OMG! Quick! RUN!

When he comes near, do this:

office hiding

►

Burgi

> I’m a Italo-Brazilian citizen. I’m moving in the end of this year to London

his grammar is very.... brazilian italian

That REDACTED Guy

13:20

What's wrong in this phrase?

Burgi

should be "at", not "in"

DavidPostill

@ThatREDACTEDGuy Have you never heard of surgery?

That REDACTED Guy

Oh ok

DavidPostill

@Avery Doesn't it need surgery to implant in the first place?

Burgi

GAH!!!!! I HATE THIS WEBSITE

That REDACTED Guy

13:25

@DavidPostill With enough firepower, anything is removable.

DavidPostill

@djsmiley2k Until you get "Necrotizing fasciitis"

djsmiley2k

@DavidPostill sounds like a zombie movie starring fax machines ;D

return of the night of the copier!

That REDACTED Guy

@Burgi Is it in Drupal? Is it form the government? Is it from a behemoth organization with no sort of sane navigation or information hierarchy? Is it envisioned by a bureaucratic administration who then tasks the devs with "build this thing this way and don't ask questions"?

What, angry at my job? Who? Me?

DavidPostill

@Burgi I thought you already had a new ~~useless~~ minion?

Burgi

@ThatREDACTEDGuy no, no, yes, yes

@DavidPostill he's hired at the same rate as me so technically isn't a minion

also doesn't stop idiots emailing me

That REDACTED Guy

13:27

Our teams ~~minion~~ trainee will be hired. As our boss.

Good thing I always treated him well.

DavidPostill

@ThatREDACTEDGuy lol

djsmiley2k

Hahaha that's excellent, who's he got info on then? :D

Journeyman Geek

reading up

@Bob anything pre core 2 isn't worth the time ever

DavidPostill

@djsmiley2k Look it up and you wont be so amused.

Bob

@JourneymanGeek I know -_-

That REDACTED Guy

13:31

@djsmiley2k He's got great technical skills (well, that's not so hard comparing to our team) and amazing interpersonal skills.

Avery

@DavidPostill not exactly

there are some that work with just injections

That REDACTED Guy

And to be honest, he's one of the very, very, very, very few here since I've been hired that seems to even care about best practices, keeping up to date, having sites oriented to the user experience, delivering what is needed, sane development cycles, etc etc

And last week he was actually able to convince some of these points to management in a meeting

That's unheard of

djsmiley2k

An actual useful manager?

That REDACTED Guy

And he's not even been hired yet

djsmiley2k

lol

That REDACTED Guy

13:34

He's graduating as a designer, works as front end, was hired in a journalism team, to work as a dev manager. Yes, we're ~~complicated~~ a mad house.

djsmiley2k

Some how, I manage to communicate stuff to management too

tho I dispise most of them

So multifacited then

That REDACTED Guy

No, we're actually crazy

djsmiley2k

I've worked in retail, in software (dev ops), in software (support desk), in software (monitoring for a large water company).

Burgi

we could do with some stronger management

everyone here is scared of saying "no" to our customers

so we end up producing shit work

djsmiley2k

@Burgi same here unfortunately

That REDACTED Guy

13:36

All our customers are internal and / or our organization itself. Everyone is scared of saying no because of politics.

djsmiley2k

we've had one big customer kick off, because basically the dev team are useless in this case (maybe because someone promised something that'd never be delivered)

That REDACTED Guy

"Hey we need a new site in three days. Go build it. Make it accessible." (actual quote)

djsmiley2k

the knock on effect is two 'new' customers to hte company have been shunted directly onto the main service desk, and we have basically no infomation to go on

meaning they call up, we log the call, it gets ignored because no one knows what to do, and the team that do are all busy with said noisy customer...

Bob

@JourneymanGeek I found this fun little thing though ebay.com.au/itm/…

Journeyman Geek

actually that dosen't seem half bad

djsmiley2k

13:44

Anyone wanna go work for Amazon?

Journeyman Geek

@djsmiley2k I applied and interviewed at AWS ;p

djsmiley2k

I applied and was interviewed for Cisco.

@JourneymanGeek amusingly I've just realised that could sound like I'm recruiting for the amazon warehouse they building outside my house, but it's not

theregister.co.uk/2017/07/25/…

Journeyman Geek

ah

(oh, so yeah)

djsmiley2k

;D

yeah

skype interview

was... wierd, but ok

never went to next stage, even tho recruiter gave me lots of positive signs, I think the jobs just dried up

I kind of hope someone, somewhere, still has me on file

(that's how I got my current role after all)

They basically offered double my current wage, working from home with bi-yearly trips to the US

Journeyman Geek

0_0

noice

Ben N

13:53

Good morning and happy birthday @JourneymanGeek!

Burgi

my cousin worked for the european logistics division at amazon

Journeyman Geek

thanks

Avery

amazon employs a ton of people on logistics division

and warehouses etc

Burgi

i think he was head of european logistics

he said it was stifling and he hated it

he's worked for some huge companies

DavidPostill

hmm

When exactly are you pressing <f8>? (You have to press it while your computer is starting up ...) — DavidPostill ♦ 35 secs ago

That REDACTED Guy

13:56

@djsmiley2k You worked at Skype? Cool!

djsmiley2k

lol no

Ben N

@DavidPostill My strategy is to mash F8 over and over as soon as I power on the machine

djsmiley2k

The cisco interview was over skype

DavidPostill

@ThatREDACTEDGuy lol

djsmiley2k

@BenN F2, F8, F12, ESC, Del, F1,

Pick a key, any key...

That REDACTED Guy

13:57

Oooooh x_x'

@djsmiley2k There's F11 as well. And a few others.

Burgi

does anyone else think that thor: ragnarok visually looks very like GotG2?

djsmiley2k

ctrl+p to configure the raid functionality

:D

That REDACTED Guy

@Burgi Not really:

Journeyman Geek

tbh I just bang all the keys.

Or roll on it.

2

djsmiley2k

is almost nsfw.

plz.

ffs

that image link

plz.

That REDACTED Guy

14:02

...?

Journeyman Geek

not sure how that's NSFW

djsmiley2k

maybe we just got dodgy adverts here :/

but 'this game is so hot you must be mature to play it!'

and half naked female...

That REDACTED Guy

@djsmiley2k The kid-oriented MMORPG is NSFW?

djsmiley2k

no, the adverts surrounding it was.

Journeyman Geek

0_0

That REDACTED Guy

14:04

Ragnarok Online

Ragnarok Online (spelled Ragnarök in the logo; Korean: 라그나로크 온라인, alternatively subtitled The Final Destiny of the Gods), often referred to as RO, is a Korean massive multiplayer online role-playing game or MMORPG created by GRAVITY Co., Ltd. based on the manhwa Ragnarok by Lee Myung-jin. It was first released in South Korea on 31 August 2002 for Microsoft Windows and has since been released in many other locales around the world. The game has spawned an animated series, Ragnarok the Animation, and a sequel game, Ragnarok Online 2: Legend of the Second. Player characters exist in a world with a...

djsmiley2k

I know what the game is, I even played it a little bit.

Ben N

Hang on, do you see NSFW things in that oneboxed image?

djsmiley2k

not IN it no

when I clicked, it took me to a page

Ben N

Oh OK

djsmiley2k

I'm not even sure how the image is a hot link tbh

I didn't think you could do that.

Ben N

14:05

It's not, there's probably some weird referrer business going on

djsmiley2k

I thought it only ever opened the image directly in the browser, hense me clicking...

oh yeah, weird!

That REDACTED Guy

Your ISP is being evil.

djsmiley2k

Ok, sorry for moaning @ThatREDACTEDGuy I don't think this was your fault now

nah

that hosting site is...

@ThatREDACTEDGuy you click it.

Journeyman Geek

fixed

djsmiley2k

haha ty @JourneymanGeek

Journeyman Geek

14:06

also adblock ;p

Ben N

uBlock Origin FTW

That REDACTED Guy

@djsmiley2k I clicked it on google images, and I clicked it oneboxed, nothing suspicious here.

Ben N

I used to use ABP, then tried uBlock and stayed

Journeyman Geek

I do ublock too

djsmiley2k

I'm at work

can't install all the things.

@BenN Agree

Ben N

14:07

You should be able to install Chrome extensions though

(unless you don't have Chrome)

That REDACTED Guy

~~pihole~~ pfBlockerNG + uBlock Origin = <3

djsmiley2k

but see above, I could likely install it, but the moment it interfers with a site loading and I blame a customer....

Ben N

Ah

Journeyman Geek

ah yup

djsmiley2k

Not that customers host anything dodgy, but I have to remember for every customer, to unblock everything they use

Journeyman Geek

14:08

I actually keep a second/clean browser for testing our school webpage

djsmiley2k

Nod

I considered that but it's a hassle here, considering the variety of things I have to check

Journeyman Geek

(also, I tend to have 3 or more browsers installed...)

djsmiley2k

Here I have Edge, IE11, Firefox and Chrome

due to said issues with customers...

Rahul2001

@BenN ESC for home PC, F12 for newer school PCs, DEL for older ones, F8 for the oldest, F2 for laptop, F10 for old laptop to open boot menu

Ben N

At least in Windows 8 and newer the OS will handle the entrance to system settings for you

bwDraco

14:18

Sorry, was AFK due to an urgent housework order.

I'm not exactly available right now - just checking real quick.

Rahul2001

When I get a job, I'm installing whatever the hell I want on my PC and everyone else can go die in a fire

Journeyman Geek

lol

dosen't always work that way

tbh, I just carry my own system, and work's fine with it mostly

Rahul2001

@JourneymanGeek Windows To Go!

Journeyman Geek

lol

Rahul2001

Been using it everywhere in school

bwDraco

14:23

I'd prefer to carry my own gear whenever possible. I didn't buy a cheap laptop for no reason.

Journeyman Geek

It is also a significantly better system

bwDraco

See you in a bit.

Journeyman Geek

not all work places would be happy with that too

djsmiley2k

wtf

this documentation is so dumb

'copy the files to the server'... ok fine

i know scp, I can do this

now.... how do I get said files onto my own desktop... vnc won't let me do file transfers... urgh

I love it when people who don't even do a process, write the process...

djsmiley2k

14:46

ah haaaaaaaa

i can use putty's ftp ;D

as the offical tool we have, doesn't work \o/

Ben N

\o/

djsmiley2k

wow

slow copy is slow

XKCD

15:50

The captain has turned on the 'fasten seat belt' sign.

Burgi

16:03

@XKCD heh! finally a good one

Shokhet

16:15

I wanted to say that Flash is being killed off, but it appears that I'm late :/ Like way late:

22 hours ago, by bwDraco

Adobe to discontinue Flash Player by the end of 2020: https://blogs.adobe.com/conversations/2017/07/adobe-flash-update.html

That REDACTED Guy

@djsmiley2k At least there's some sort of documentation. When it's people who do a process, they usually write nothing.

Do any of you get an empty page at blogs.adobe.com/conversations/2017/07/adobe-flash-update.html ?

Shokhet

@ThatREDACTEDGuy No.

Is your Flash up to date?

That REDACTED Guy

> GET /conversations/2017/07/adobe-flash-update.html HTTP/1.1
> Host: blogs.adobe.com
> User-Agent: curl/7.51.0
> Accept: */*
>
< HTTP/1.1 500 Internal Server Error
< Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:18:07 GMT
< Server: Apache
< Content-Length: 0
< Connection: close

Same thing at home IIRC

Shokhet

Odd. ~~Less sarcastically, are your browsers up to date?~~ Never mind, I see that you posted a "Internal Server Error "

That REDACTED Guy

~~I'm using Firefox 0.1 alpha, why? Does it matter?~~ ;P

Shokhet

16:22

:)

Rahul2001

Man

USB 3 has got to be one of the worst port designs EVER

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 It's not reversible, sure, but I appreciate that it has the option of more pins, while the female ports are still backwards compatible with regular micro-USB cables, if you need that.

Rahul2001

The high-speed extra pins at the back of the male port keep getting bent

@Shokhet THIS ^

I need to save up for weeks to be able to afford the drives

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 Oh. I've never seen that.

Rahul2001

And then whenever I plug them into one of the old USB 2 ports, they get bent

Burgi

16:27

this is a fracking crazy issue we are having:

1

A: Why strange characters appear on the website but not on html editor?

SOLVED: The strange characters appear because they are part of the html document. They were not being displayed because the text editor was using UTF-8 encoding. The character "Â" is called a-circumflex and it is displayed as an empty space " " when using UTF-8 encoding, which is the default e...

Rahul2001

@Shokhet Third drive got spoilt that way today

Ben N

Apr 26 at 18:41, by Ben N

As usual, encoding ruins everything

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 I haven't actually seen that. I can't remember every trying to use a 2.0 cable in a 3.0 port, but my mom did that all the time with her Galaxy S 5 with no issue.

Rahul2001

@Shokhet nope, I don't think you're getting me

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 I don't think I am. I'm thinking about these. Are we talking about the same thing?

Rahul2001

16:30

@Shokhet I'm talking about the non-micro end

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 Ah.

Rahul2001

Plug them into an old USB 2 port, and half the time the high-speed pins at the back will get bent

And they're such thin copper that you cannot even straighten them out

Shokhet

I assumed you were talking about the micro end, because that's the part that I think of when I hear "USB 3.0," especially when talking about port design.

@Rahul2001 Never seen that happen either.

Rahul2001

Jun 9 at 8:42, by Rahul2001

Hm, I'm fixing a USB drive with my sister's hairclip. My life...

I had limited success with fixing a cable before ^

But I cannot fix these small drives

Shokhet

Although whenever I have a 3.0 device, I'll plug it in to the SS ports on my machine so I can use the speed. (At this point, the only non-SS port on my laptop doesn't work at all.)

Rahul2001

16:33

@Shokhet School machines do not have SS ports

Hell, I'm pretty sure a couple still have USB 1 at the back

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 Ah. Time to upgrade them, then :)

@Rahul2001 Really time, then :D

Rahul2001

@Shokhet lol yeah well

School PCs are very good as compared to other schools in the country

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 I think the ones in my school are running Vista. Maybe 7?

Rahul2001

@Shokhet Ours run 10

Shokhet

I usually use my own computer, unless I need to print something in the library.

Rahul2001

16:43

@Shokhet We are not allowed to bring electronic gadgets to school

Including phones and laptops

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 Ah. I remember those days. I think the last time I had to use a school computer was in 10th grade.

Rahul2001

@Shokhet I'm in 11th now :P

Shokhet

Although I think that'll change next semester, when I take the required "computers for dummies" class. Apparently they teach you how to use email...

@Rahul2001 Oh, okay. I always assume that random people on the internet are my age unless proven otherwise :p

Rahul2001

@Shokhet lol

Shokhet

"And this is a mouse." I mean really :/

Rahul2001

16:46

This is cool

And cheap

4.66 USD

Totally worth it

Although I don't have any NFC devices :P

I think I'm going to use it automatically unlock my arduino-powered cupboard

@Shokhet ow

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 Yep.

Not Dog

Amazon launching in Singapore... Interesting

Shokhet

And then we'll work our way up to Microsoft Word and Excel. Yay! /s

Rahul2001

@Shokhet haha

Attendance is compulsory?

@NotDog Hi. Haven't seen you around recently.

Not Dog

@Rahul2001 I've been... Occupied

Shokhet

16:49

@Rahul2001 Looks cool. I wonder how hard it is to rewrite it to mimic a filled public transit card, in those cities that use RFID/NFC cards.

Not Dog

Also crashed my bike and stuff but that's relatively minor

Was only doing 50mph

Rahul2001

@NotDog Ow. You okay?

Not Dog

@Rahul2001 obviously, or I wouldn't be here.

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 I need to take the class to graduate, if that's what you mean. I'm not sure if I'll have to actually sit in the classroom while the teacher drones on, though. I'll find out.

Rahul2001

@NotDog uhm. ok.

Shokhet

16:50

Looking forward to lots of Microsoft Solitaire (and possibly Stack Exchange :p)

Not Dog

@Rahul2001 I'd be like, I gotz brain damage I cannae mind me passwort

Rahul2001

@Shokhet It'd be really cool if the teacher's just like "Yeah kiddos, I know that you probably know more than me, just sit and chill, and I'll do the same" :D

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 One can always hope :)

Rahul2001

@NotDog O.o

@Shokhet Well, best of luck

Shokhet

Although apparently some students actually need that level of training to use computers, so the teacher will probably have to do something

@Rahul2001 Thanks :)

Rahul2001

16:52

@Shokhet Hm.

@Shokhet Interestingly, they've shifted to the Libre Suite here from MS Office

Which is honestly kinda cool

Shokhet

@Rahul2001 That is interesting. Probably cheaper for the school, if i had to guess

Although in the US, Microsoft gives students the entire Office suite for free if they have a valid student email (which I do).

Rahul2001

@Shokhet Oh, that's neat

@Shokhet Nah, it appears to be an initiative across the school system

@Shokhet Hm... I wonder

Our school doesn't give student IDs, but I manage the computer club's domain

I wonder if my email on that will work?

> From your email address, it looks like your school isn't on our list of eligible institutions yet. You can help get it on the list by providing the following information.
We'll notify you about your school's eligibility and you can finish signing up.

OKAY WAIT OMG

My old school's email still works!

Almost three years later!

DavidPostill

djsmiley2k

17:28

@Rahul2001 set up forwarding to a real account

i do this with my uni account

10 years later, still works

hah, it still amazes me, no matter how many times the pirate bay is banned....

a single google, and boom, it's there ;D

user598527

Can someone handle this question? https://superuser.com/questions/1194277/how-to-setup-thunderbird-and-firefox-to-always-use-openvpn/1196779#1196779
I don't know if programs will use the VPN connection in all circumstances. I'm also surprised if the question hasn't been asked before.

DavidPostill

@user598527 What are you expecting us to do?

@user598527 If you are not sure you should say so in your answer, or preferably delete the answer and write a comment instead.

user598527

@DavidPostill Yes, I'm considering deleting.

@DavidPostill I hope that someone with more experience answers as I don't completely understand the subject. I will now delete my answer and leave the question behind.

Shokhet

17:48

@Rahul2001 That's cool! I heard that my school never cancels old student email addresses, but I wouldn't rely on that. I still give people my personal one, and really only use the school one for when teachers send out mass emails.

djsmiley2k

@user598527 programs don't choose, programs use whatever routing table the OS provides

this is answered without looking at hte question btw

oh its right anyway ;D

allquixotic

@djsmiley2k in theory a program with direct access to the NIC device's interface (OS-dependent, but rwx access to the network character device on Linux or NDIS API access on Windows) could bypass the OS's routing table

the routing table is handled by the kernel on most systems, but Linux provides provision for multiple routing tables to be defined and selected

it's a low level syscall and per-process, I think

djsmiley2k

18:08

nod

eitherway, the comment 'everything will route over openvpn' is wrong

nopd

user598527

18:45

@djsmiley2k Thank you for the help with the question. I have to be more careful!

djsmiley2k

np

user598527

Should I delete my comment or leave it there? I think that spreading false information is always dangerous and I get really angry when someone else does so :(

All programs will use your VPN connection if OpenVPN is connected. — user598527 Apr 7 at 15:44

Ben N

You should definitely retract information that you know to be false

user598527

all removed

bwDraco

19:25

roar

Dozed off for a few hours.

Intel - Anti-Competitive, Anti-Consumer, Anti-Technology.

►

Ouch.

bwDraco

20:11

Mods, be advised that a mod in another room had erroneously flagged one of my posts as spam/offensive a few hours ago, leading to a suspension. The mistake was promptly corrected, but I want to make sure nobody gets confused over this.

in Charcoal HQ, 5 hours ago, by Thomas Ward

hate trying to use chat on my phone. accidentally sniped @bwDraco. Sorry about that, I've fixed that issue.

djsmiley2k

erm

can't mods see mods actions

Michael Frank

lol

djsmiley2k

not sure there's any point spreading the news around.

bwDraco

Shog9 confirmed it.

It's no biggie, just an FYI for mods and ROs.

Michael Frank

@djsmiley2k Good for a laugh. ;D

djsmiley2k

20:16

well, true ;D

bwDraco

lol

Michael Frank

Like the time I accidentally a users computer from AD.

bwDraco

lol

djsmiley2k

:D

I accidently my wife :O

DavidPostill

@djsmiley2k You seem to have missed the ██████████ between "I accidentally" and "my wife" :)

bwDraco

20:24

rofl

DavidPostill

20:35

thunderstorm here :)

Journeyman Geek

21:36

@NotDog yup

bwDraco

21:46

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I Am A Bot

@bwDraco Command foxerator learned

bwDraco

Jul 20 at 15:00, by Not Dog

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##/ping

I Am A Bot

@bwDraco pong

bwDraco

22:14

Why is @IAmABot's 16px thumbnail image (shown on the side) corrupt?

@NotDog, can you try uploading a new avatar for @IAmABot?

Ben N

It's that Imgur glitch again

bwDraco

I figured.

bwDraco

22:34

##/tumbleweed

I Am A Bot

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