Root Access

Ben N

19:00

Indeed. And almost everything is easy when you know how

Rahul2001

+1

electronbeam

holy shit like half of the current starred things are from me and they make me look like a terrible person ;_;

Rahul2001

;p

wait... wat?

??

Abhishek Saxena

i don't even get wat u guys say

electronbeam

There's a meme in here somewhere.... I can smell it. >>

Rahul2001

19:03

lol

electronbeam

Oh shit

I just realized that the place I'm dogsitting at has a pool and hot tub

reminds herself to get bikini and champagne from home before heading over

Tonight's going to be GLORIOUS

And I'll have it all to myself for the entire weekend mua ha ha

Rahul2001

-_-

I'm making my own version of Windows PE

It's gonna be better than hiren's and falconfour

Ben N

Oooh, WinPE is always fun

Rahul2001

:D

electronbeam

where tf is @allquixotic

He brought me here and then ABANDONED me... like always
*sighs*

That Brazilian Guy

19:15

@electronbeam Do you randomly have champagne at home for seemingly no reason at all?

electronbeam

I usually keep 1-2 bottles of sparkling wine and a few bottles of red/white in the house

always good to have around :)

That Brazilian Guy

Sounds like a fun person. Or an alcoholic. Or both?

electronbeam

Rahul2001

wtf?

electronbeam

Rahul2001

19:24

@electronbeam this room auto-adds xkcds when they are posted...

electronbeam

good to know

also the notification sound gives me a heart attack

Rahul2001

there's no point posting recent ones...

@electronbeam ;p

electronbeam

I posted it because I thought it was funny! :(

Rahul2001

@electronbeam it is, but we've already seen it :)

electronbeam

rude

Rahul2001

19:27

What? I'm rude?

I'm offended now...

electronbeam

That Brazilian Guy

Aren't they cute? They're even both purple!

2

tereško

Respecting Religion And Those Offended - Stephen Fry

►

Rahul2001

19:42

I was kidding

electronbeam

To be fair, I was purple first

Rahul2001

19:55

@ThatBrazilianGuy ;p

bwDraco

20:10

PSA: If you're planning to upgrade to Windows 10, you have 12 days left to do it for free.

electronbeam

bullshit. They'll extend it

Watch.

bwDraco

Wouldn't be surprised.

electronbeam

With how "HAY GUYSE WINDOWS 10 HEY FREE CANDY GET IN THE VAN" Microshit has been with the upgrade process, they'll extend it for sure. You can bet on it.

That Brazilian Guy

My stomach... 6hs later and it still hurts...

electronbeam

Same here ugh

That Brazilian Guy

20:14

Well, not hurting but it feels like I ate a whole cake instead of only 3 pieces

@electronbeam Why haven't you picked up some antacid yet

electronbeam

because antacid just makes things worse in the long run lol

and I'm not sick just full

Rahul2001

and now I want a dog

I just saw a movie with puppies

bwDraco

AMD: Phoenix rising? wccftech.com/amd-stock-rally-continues

allquixotic

!!maybe

ChatBot John Cavil

allquixotic

20:29

@electronbeam ;( sorry

electronbeam

wb

qwertyuiop

@electronbeam Oh you have abandonment issues too huh. I like a girl with abandonment issues.

Plus he does this to all of us

electronbeam

@qwertyuiop ....

qwertyuiop

Ah crap

electronbeam

throws @qwertyuiop out a window

qwertyuiop

20:31

You weren't meant to see that

electronbeam

There, I feel better.

I want to be good and diet tonight but at the same time wine would make hot tubbing a looooooooot more fun

qwertyuiop

You know what else would make it fun? Getting @allquixotic in the tub with you.

electronbeam

Been there, done that >_>

j/k? Maybe?

YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT

qwertyuiop

I... Good.

TMI

djsmiley2k

why is the chat not autoscrolling anymore?

the bridge can't explain it

Rahul2001

20:33

Yeah, it isn't auto scrolling for me either

DavidPostill

@electronbeam It's good to meet someone who can make @qwertyuiop speechless :)

electronbeam

grins

Ben N

@djsmiley2k It's still working for me

Rahul2001

:P

djsmiley2k

@Rahul2001 wut?

rly?

@BenN this is chrome on windows

chrome on linux is fine.

Ben N

20:34

I also have Chrome on Windows

qwertyuiop

I've studies a bit of attachment theory and why people with abandonment issues like to push loved ones away or act like they hate you on and off. I seem to attract them sorts all the time. Seeing as I'm just as messed up. But also I can deal with it a lot better than most.

Rahul2001

@BenN amen

djsmiley2k

I'm unsure if one of my cats hs hit a key to disable it, but i've tried everything i can think of to fix it

qwertyuiop

Scrolling doesn't work for me either. The witch must have done something to the channel.

djsmiley2k

ok so it's not just me \o/

can we report the bug some how?

somethings changed and it's not good

Ben N

20:35

Rahul2001

wait, it's working now

qwertyuiop

Witchcraft I tells ye!

Rahul2001

IDK how

qwertyuiop

Yeah mine works now too.

Rahul2001

@djsmiley2k I just restarted chrome

djsmiley2k

20:36

wut

qwertyuiop

I chanted an anti witch spell.

djsmiley2k

i done that

i even rebooted.

Rahul2001

:/

djsmiley2k

ffs you made me restart chrome again and it didn't help :(

Rahul2001

lol, people still use utorrent

DavidPostill

20:40

@Rahul2001 It does what it's supposed to. Why use something else?

qwertyuiop

I am yet to find anything better

... it works.

Rahul2001

@qwertyuiop deluge

electronbeam

@allquixotic you on telegram yet? I want to talk to you about certain things without prying eyes

qwertyuiop

Deluge... Doesn't work.

Rahul2001

Of course it does!

electronbeam

20:41

qbittorrent master race

Rahul2001

@qwertyuiop and it doesn't have suggestive ads all over it...

qwertyuiop

I'd still be using WinMX and soulseek if it still worked

electronbeam

qbittorrent is basically utorrent while it was still good

and up to date

djsmiley2k

k posted t

qwertyuiop

Hell I'd still be using Vista too.

And my Nokia 3210

djsmiley2k

20:42

and your 0 key

qwertyuiop

Can't let go of old shit.

allquixotic

@electronbeam i went to the site, but I've been busy all day doing actual work

qwertyuiop

Apparently common in people with attachment disorder... Like me...

electronbeam

@allquixotic boo, work

djsmiley2k

0

Q: BUG: Chat in chrome on windows suddenly doesn't scroll anymore

In the last 24-48 hours the chat in chrome on windows has stopped auto scrolling once it goes off the bottom of the screen. I tried all the usual fixes after suspecting my cats had hit some key combo breaking things, until a number of other people in root access confirmed they were seeing the sa...

bug

qwertyuiop

20:43

Why not just use... What'sApp that all the kids seem to be into these days.

electronbeam

@qwertyuiop, are you enjoying taking the piss over there, all by yourself?

qwertyuiop

@electronbeam out of myself, yes.

DavidPostill

@Rahul2001 I don't see any ads ...

djsmiley2k

@qwertyuiop does that allow a massively lack of empathy?

qwertyuiop

Self deprecation ftw

djsmiley2k

20:44

Or am I just a psychopath?

qwertyuiop

@djsmiley2k Nah, that's the autistic spectrum disorder.

djsmiley2k

oh

Rahul2001

@DavidPostill It had ads last time I used it...

djsmiley2k

what about the bit where I played out 'accidently' putting caustic soda into the burgers I was making

and everyone dying.

played out... IN MY HEAD

qwertyuiop

It's in your head. That's fine. It doesn't count.

djsmiley2k

20:45

ah k

but my head upsets me :/

DavidPostill

@Rahul2001 How to Disable Ads in uTorrent

qwertyuiop

Antisocial personality disorder might cover it if you had serious intent to do it in practice.

electronbeam

sidesteps this conversation entirely

qwertyuiop

@djsmiley2k Hah, every fucking day is a fight in my head just to maintain the will to live.

Rahul2001

@DavidPostill Meh, I'd rather just use something that doesn't have ads in the first place

djsmiley2k

20:46

but ...

wait

IS IT SCROLL LOCK?

Rahul2001

LOL

electronbeam

Just use qbittorrent! Seriously!

qwertyuiop

headdesk

electronbeam

qbittorrent.org

Ben N

Scroll Lock has no effect for me

djsmiley2k

20:48

nope

Rahul2001

@electronbeam Fun fact: We can Google

allquixotic

@electronbeam installing telegram

qwertyuiop

@electronbeam I'll use ~~who~~ what I want thank you very much.

electronbeam

@allquixotic my tag on telegram is @electronbeam as well :)

allquixotic

!! s/ /v/g

ChatBot John Cavil

20:48

@allquixotic @allquixoticvmyvtagvonvtelegramvisv@electronbeamvasvwellv:) (source)

qwertyuiop

I'm not clicking on any more links of yours after that prank you pulled earlier.

electronbeam

@Rahul2001 fine then, sorry for the convenience? lol

allquixotic

you pranked chat?

electronbeam

Maybe a little...

grins

allquixotic

!!lod

ChatBot John Cavil

20:49

ಠ_ಠ

electronbeam

I don't think anyone actually fell for it

djsmiley2k

wtf is telegram?

electronbeam

The best chat app out there

Rahul2001

@electronbeam It's 2 am here and I'm just feeling cranky because I haven't been able to get something to work in three hours... ignore me ;p

allquixotic

better QQ than QQ

electronbeam

20:50

@Rahul2001 -_-

qwertyuiop

@Rahul2001 isn't it past your bedtime?

Isn't telegram the one with like a $10k encryption bug bounty or summit

electronbeam

actually it's up to 200k

telegram.org/crypto_contest

Rahul2001

Jun 5 at 18:56, by Rahul2001

I. Do. Not. Sleep.

electronbeam

wait, no 300k!

telegram.org/blog/cryptocontest

djsmiley2k

icould do with some cash D:

qwertyuiop

20:53

Urgh that was two years ago. Dang.

I remember wanting to enter that but missing the dates.

And they haven't run it again?

electronbeam

Apparently not

qwertyuiop

They're scared that it's actually easily crackable now with a pile of Titan Z"s

allquixotic

@electronbeam you've been beamed on telegram

Rahul2001

goodnight guys...

qwertyuiop

Don't forget your McDonald's date with electron beam

Rahul2001

20:56

;p

allquixotic

?

qwertyuiop

@allquixotic they're dating

allquixotic

oh

that was fast

Rahul2001

:P

qwertyuiop

But he's too young to go out drinking so she's taking him to McDonald's instead

Rahul2001

20:59

Yeah, that's right, can't wait for my large McGrill meal...

qwertyuiop

McDonald's do sell alcohol in some countries

Rahul2001

o_O

qwertyuiop

They definitely did in France or Germany

electronbeam

NONE OF THIS IS TRUE

LIES

ALL LIES

DavidPostill

@qwertyuiop And South Korea :)

Rahul2001

21:05

@electronbeam You just had to ruin it, didn't you?

;p

DavidPostill

Facing fierce competition from casual dining and gourmet burger restaurants, McDonald's has revealed it will start serving draft beer with its "premium" burgers at its newest restaurant in Seongnam, near the South Korean capital city of Seoul.

electronbeam

@rahul2001 I'm out of your league, lego boy :)

Rahul2001

:P

allquixotic

just got an email from a car dealership I courted (ended up not buying from them)

subject: "Your ,"

> Sean,

Great News! We have an urgent need for select models like your , , and can offer maximum trade value PLUS provide additional incentives towards a new vehicle purchase. If you act quickly, I already have a potential buyer in mind for this vehicle and will make it worthwhile by extending up to $1000 above Kelley Blue Book Fair Trade Value, up to $6,000 in savings and discounts, and financing starting at 0% for up to 72 months on select models (and of course, with approved credit).

djsmiley2k

@DavidPostill they serve beer in McD's, at Disneyland Paris...

oh we've already discussed this :(

qwertyuiop

21:08

@allquixotic $1000 for your commas!

electronbeam

hay guys idk how 2 event driven marketing pls halp

qwertyuiop

Quick, snap it up!

DavidPostill

lol

Although a number of European McDonald's markets serve alcoholic beverages as part of their menu, this is not something that we have experienced customer demand for or something that fits with the family-friendly focus of our restaurants in the UK.

allquixotic

I'm glad they want to buy my ` `

DavidPostill

mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/whatmakesmcdonalds/questions/food/drinks/…

allquixotic

21:09

I paid for my and it's worked out really well

Rahul2001

Bye guys...

djsmiley2k

@Rahul2001 don't give up!

allquixotic

that's okay, that cat in that video really wants Rahul to come back, he could always have a pet kitty

Official Video: Cat Bath Freak Out -Tigger the cat says 'NO!' to bath

►

qwertyuiop

RIP Rahul2001, 2001-2016.

Fuck man 2001 was the year he was born! Not the year he came up with his nickname, like some of us

Rahul2001

@djsmiley2k give up on girls? Never!

@qwertyuiop lol

electronbeam

21:20

>>

qwertyuiop

And he's still probably gonna get married before me

electronbeam

marries @qwertyuiop

gratz, you win

qwertyuiop

o_0

Are LGBT marriage rights even recognized in your state yet?

electronbeam

They are recognized federally

Wait so

uh

Are you a girl?

or do you think I'm a boy >_>

qwertyuiop

I'm the L and T in LGBT

DavidPostill

21:26

@electronbeam So she claims. We've had no definitive proof either way.

electronbeam

@qwertyuiop how do I send you a PM

qwertyuiop

You can't. One of the annoying things about this site.

electronbeam

@DavidPostill >implying girls need to prove they are girls on the internet. 0/10 points awarded

@qwertyuiop - You have an external chat app? Telegram? Skype? something?

qwertyuiop

How hard is it to install Telegram?

DavidPostill

@electronbeam "there has been no proof" is not the same thing as "you need to prove"

qwertyuiop

21:29

I have Skype but don't have it installed cause it's a pain

DavidPostill

I never asked her to prove anything.

electronbeam

@DavidPostill thank you for clarifying.

DavidPostill

@electronbeam You're welcome. Can I have my 10 points back? :)

qwertyuiop

Far as I'm concerned, outside of marriage jokes, there's no point in time where gender needs to be relevant on this site.

electronbeam

ten points to ravenclaw

Rahul2001

21:31

@qwertyuiop +1

electronbeam

I agree

qwertyuiop

@Rahul2001 It really is past your bedtime

Rahul2001

Yeah... can't bring myself to sleep

qwertyuiop

Having your phone/tablet/laptop in bed doesn't help

Dammit my skype username reveals my real name IRL

Rahul2001

Shit, I just remembered that I have to go somewhere in the morning...

Goodnight guys...

electronbeam

21:33

@qwertyuiop tlk.io/electronbeam

qwertyuiop

Huh cool

qwertyuiop isn't really my site nick here either tbh

cats!

DavidPostill

Hmm. @qwertyuiop @electronbeam You realise your conversation over there is just as public as here?

electronbeam

But it's not logged over there

so do me a favor and keep it that way

DavidPostill

@electronbeam <shrug> It was just an observation. Take it or leave it. Especially if you're going to give out id's ...

electronbeam

Thanks

DavidPostill

21:39

@electronbeam Welcome

qwertyuiop

So she just married a stranger while Rahul was sleeping

electronbeam

The weird part is that you didn't object to it

qwertyuiop

Well I was after a U.S. passport anyway, so...

electronbeam

ORLY

qwertyuiop

But my other American girlfriend wanted £10,000 for it

electronbeam

21:43

That's a lot of money o.o

I'll do it for £7,500

j/k

lol

qwertyuiop

@electronbeam Ahahaha Now I get it! That's so funny it only took me 4 hours -_-

electronbeam

GG

qwertyuiop

Hey, give me a break. I'm the resident channel slowcoach

electronbeam

21:58

Welp, I'm out for now. time to go get ready for hot tub night :)

DavidPostill

@electronbeam Enjoy :)

qwertyuiop

Catch you later

Michael Frank

So guy from Portugal is seeding the torrent I want! :O

That Brazilian Guy

23:00

Turns out I forgot my lunchbox at work. With lunch in it.

qwertyuiop

Rejoice, Non-Alcoholic Wine For Cats Has Hit The United States

And with that, I'm out.

Journeyman Geek

23:38

Morning

allquixotic

m

Ben N

Good evening/morning/time!

Journeyman Geek

Morning

Simon Sheehan

Good morning!

Journeyman Geek

Clearly I am not awake yet T T

@electronbeam we complain about this lots. Sometimes we turn it off.

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