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@Rahul2001 Like, fifty different messages
Anytime chmod came up for the space of like 5 months, it got starred
!!rshocked
back in the office!
17:02
> Orders for individuals received from abroad with values ​​below 100 dollars can not be taxed by the IRS, whether the sender is an individual or legal person.
OH WHAT A GLOOOOORIOUS DAY TO BE ALIVE
@electronbeam What do you do for a living?
OH THE SKY IS BLUE, THE SUN SHINES AND THE LITTLE BIRDS CHIRP
Talk shit on the internet
@Rahul2001 Being awesome is what @electronbeam does for a living, duh
Bob
Bob
17:03
@ThatBrazilianGuy Wait, those aren't birds!
Basically all my starred posts aren't remotely funny
@electronbeam If that were true, I would be a billionaire...
Oct 30 '15 at 21:08, by qasdfdsaq
Funny how half the starred messages in this room are me whining about being starred. I really don't understand what you guys find so amusing about this.
^^ 4 stars
My most starred message:
Nov 12 '15 at 13:55, by qasdfdsaq
How ironic. "That was boring. I expected more penis." is the funniest thing I've said all month and nobody cares. Yet anytime I mention chmod it gets ten stars, even if it's meaningless gibberish.
17:04
Jun 2 at 13:58, by Rahul Basu
@qwertyuiop I don't get you, sometimes you appear to be so smart, and sometimes everything you say seems so utterly dumb :/
^^ more stars
also apparently being a girl on the internet grants you an automatic +5 INT +10 CHA
^^6 stars
@electronbeam INT? CHA?
17:05
Dec 31 '15 at 12:33, by qasdfdsaq
Nobody ever stars me.
^^ 2 stars
Intelligence, Charisma.
@electronbeam subjective
Nov 6 '15 at 18:20, by qasdfdsaq
Someone please star that, it's the funniest thing I've said all day
@Bob I think I just missed a reference right here
^^ That got starred 3 times, instead of the actual message I asked to be starred
Oct 26 '15 at 19:39, by qasdfdsaq
Oh good my embarrasing chmod / has finally left the starred list
^^ 10 stars
Oct 30 '15 at 13:26, by qasdfdsaq
Finally, there are no starred comments about my embarrassing chmod / or any follow ups about me moaning about my embarrassing chmod being starred.
^^ 9 stars
17:06
@qwertyuiop Welcome to Root Access! We star weirdly!
2
Oct 28 '15 at 11:39, by qasdfdsaq
And while it's good that my embarrasing chmod / has finally left the starred list, I'm shocked to see that "Oh good my embarrasing chmod / has finally left the starred list" now has NINE stars.
^^ 6 stars
Bob
Bob
@qwertyuiop You done yet? I feel like I need to clean up some of this clutter...
@electronbeam unless you're a qwertyuiop, in which case it grants you +10 insanity and chaotic neutral alignment.
@qwertyuiop but which is the actual message?
Ironically I got more stars for "Oh good my embarrasing chmod / has finally left the starred list" than the original embarrasing chmod (9 stars)
17:06
I'm just a dank memer lost on the inter-tubes.
YAY! I got starred!
@Bob hugs
@qwertyuiop You seem particularly affectionate today...
@Rahul2001 See? Dreams Do come true!
@Rahul2001 megahugs
17:08
!!rlove
I saw that
!!taytaytaylovesyouguys
You were meant to ;p
17:09
I just want to like... touch her. She's so pretty D:
I still need that anti-acid. @electronbeam you still got some?
@electronbeam !!rconfused
@Rahul2001 y u confus
it joke. lame joke. plz ignore.
;p
I saw that
17:11
Oh wait what? Me? No, sir, I said nothing!
!!yousawnothing
@qwertyuiop That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
!!nothingtosee
This is the first time I laughed today...
17:11
!!help
@qwertyuiop Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
!!listcommands
Oh trust me, I'll do more than just touch, I'll probably unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck
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boberror, brainf__k, bunny, caaaaat, caaaat, caat, cabbages, cancer, caniuse, caution, chihuahuaunrav
!!nothinghappened
!!nothingtoseehere
@ThatBrazilianGuy Isn't an anti-acid an alkaline?
We have antacids but not anti-acids
@qwertyuiop I forgot I added that one...
@Mokubai Pretty much so, I guess
@electronbeam My version: who, gawk, uname, talk, date, wine, touch, unzip, strip, touch, finger, mount, fsck, more, yes; yes; more; yes; umount, make clean, sleep
Yes, I'm just fifteen :p
17:13
flagged
GOD SO IMMATURE
loljk
Bob
Bob
O_O
Someone made a game out of writing asm
Oh you're 15, I can't take you to lunch then, not without parental consent
2
17:14
lmao
Who says you won't get parental consent
unplans the trip to the brewery and plans a trip to mcdonalds instead :P
You really want to take a 15 year old out huh
How old are you?
@qwertyuiop No one, I don't take my parents to competitions... jeez
Bob
Bob
17:15
user image
3
I meant like... in a, "hi, internet person, welcome to my city, here have lunch!" type of way
> $ make love
make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
$ touch love
$ make love
make: Nothing to be done for 'love'.
Err I dunno
@Rahul2001 is not taylor swift, I'm not going to get schwifty with him
HAMMERTIME!
17:16
Personally I don't consider being taken to McDonalds much of a welcome
I mean having gone been taken to Burger King once was bad enough.
Burger King does not count as "going out for dinner"
I wouldn't touch taylor swift
Well OK I might hug her but... that's about it
I can forge signatures ;p
@qwertyuiop You wouldn't touch yourself?
Definitely none of that unzip, strip, touch, finger, mount, fsck stuff
@Rahul2001 I'm not Taylor Swift
The name is Becky
17:18
oh, right you're becky
@Rahul2001 You can, but should you?
@Bob My mom won't disown me!
!!trout @Bob
17:20
Remove-ChildItem -Force
slaps @Bob around a bit with a large trout!
You should be ashamed.
@Bob clicks 'create issue'
!!trump
POPCORN TIME IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY :D
Wait, so now americans have to chose between cinton and trump?
@ThatBrazilianGuy Well you impeached the last one, so...
@Rahul2001 Or emmigration
@qwertyuiop Here in my country, you get a lot more choice...
You also have a lot more people
Bob
Bob
@Rahul2001 Welcome to FPTP voting.
17:24
quietly steps out of the room
Bob
Bob
o.o
@electronbeam liar! you're still here!
@Rahul2001 SHHHHH!
!! s/you impeached/the opposition orchestrated a white coup against/
17:25
@ThatBrazilianGuy @ThatBrazilianGuy Well the opposition orchestrated a white coup against the last one, so... (source)
Horror movies do tend to be
Bob
Bob
@electronbeam ...why does that site need Flash? o.O
Why is it making knocking noises?!
grins and explains nothing
Bob
Bob
17:32
If it's supposed to be one of those things that sounds like real knocking... my headset is lying on the table :P
You ruined muh prank :(
Great, my starship blew up because of a cat
Bob
Bob
@electronbeam Would've been more convincing if it didn't require Flash!
@allquixotic @allquixotic @allquixotic @allquixotic

I wonder if this summons him
17:34
The heck
Why is a .jpg playing sound
@qwertyuiop ^^^
@electronbeam I didn't hear anything anyway
I've got my speakers on a different sound card..
Bob
Bob
17:35
lol
Listening to Girls Aloud noitsbecky on Spotify.
Bob
Bob
seems like none of us are set up properly for sound-based pranks right now
<embed width="100%" height="100%" name="plugin" id="plugin" src="http://puu.sh/k0Hki.jpg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash">
HAX
I could have been, but my lazines flash dependency saved me
Damn, I want to listen to an album but I only remember its cover picture.
17:38
spotify:track:7zCxnbrTrWMBPOYlTQXAfC
that needs to be a thing
Bob
Bob
o.O
deja vu
I've heard that... or something similar... somewhere
Yay
I did a thing!
17:43
That's what she said
Yes.. I did say that. You are correct.
lame
;p
I've learnt, the hard way, that there's literally no smart response to a "that's what she said" joke...
I tried solving a problem using regex, now I have $0 problems!
I've got 99 problems but regular expressions ain't one
mostly because regex scares and confuses me
17:49
Same
I only pretend to be competent in it to get past job interviews
How up-to-date do I need to be with the latest versions of the language?
regex is the computer equivalent to parseltongue
@bwDraco error: undefined.
!!s/pretend to be competent/am awesome at them/
@qwertyuiop I only am awesome at them in it to get past job interviews (source)
17:50
scary, evil, and confusing
Your face is scary, evil, and confusing
Wait no, that's mine.
Well, I said I used them, I never said I understood a single $#%¨$ of what I was doing.
!!noidea
@qwertyuiop Wow that was a clever reply, how long did it take you to come up with that? A picosecond?
@ThatBrazilianGuy Welcome to the world of systems administration "Business Applications Engineering"
@electronbeam Three minutes, actually. Yeah, I'm slow.
Especially when I'm hungry
Also there's a cat trying to eat my headphones, so...
17:52
TIL @qwertyuiop lives in slme
somw
wat
Fuck mobile keyboards
> @qwertyuiop lives in slime
Weird fetish you got... Well, to each their own...
Actually I was going to say "lives in some form of time dilation bubble"
17:54
wtf
I have a long
fucking why does return wat fuck
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I have a long list of weird fetishes but slime isn't on it
2
@bwDraco What language?
JavaScript (ECMAScript).
Do I need to learn ES6, or are my slightly out-of-date learning materials fine?
Prediction: Taylor Swift will join group 27 this year.
18:01
An uprising is coming... #BetterRed https://t.co/fXonlUddmj
I'm using windows media player... someone kill me, I have sinned...
back
wrong window, soz
@Rahul2001 Why would her join chatroom #27? #118 have waaaay cooler people!
!!wiki group 27
South Coast Group 7 Rugby League (or Group 7 Rugby League for simplicity) is the divisional boundary drawn from the Southern Illawarra and South Coast regions (from the town of Warilla south to Batemans Bay) of New South Wales, Australia and is governed by the NSWCRL. The main competition, (named South Coast Group 7 VB First Grade for sponsorship reasons), comprises eight (10) teams from across the region. In 2011 the competition won't feature a team from central Shoalhaven for the first time in a long time. Group 7 Rugby League also administers Reserve Grade, Third Grade and Under-18's competitions...
18:03
!!undo
@Rahul2001 I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Rahul2001
Oh, I see. Rugby. Now it all makes sense.
lol, no
I want to DJ right now but I'm trapped in my office :(
18:03
The 27 Club is a term that refers to a number of popular musicians who died at age 27, often as a result of drug and alcohol abuse, or violent means such as homicide or suicide. The number of musicians who have died at this age and the circumstances of many of those deaths have given rise to the idea that premature deaths at this age are unusually common. The "club" has been repeatedly cited in music magazines, journals and the daily press. Several exhibitions have been devoted to the idea, as well as novels, films and stage plays. There have been many different theories and speculations about...
@bwDraco Learn from what you have already. Then if you have spare time look for something specific that has the new stuff. ES6 is still not supported in every browser. kangax.github.io/compat-table/es6
Maybe when I get home this evening! Wait! Fuck! I have to dogsit tonight. 6 dogs.... SIX. :(
I have to catsit.
I'm a cat, and I sit.
@qwertyuiop hahahahahaha so funny...
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Q: Quit bein' so blockin'

narawagamesI think Stack Exchange is too strict on closing and deleting questions. Perfectly feasible questions are marked as low-quality, too broad, or "unclear what you're asking." Are we really going too far with this? I decided to test it out and see if those so-called "bad" questions are actually unsa...

18:05
@electronbeam I hope you're being magnanimously paid
@qwertyuiop :/
THE PERSONALITY DISORDERS THROUGH THE LENS OF ATTACHMENT THEORY AND THE NEUROBIOLOGIC DEVELOPMENT OF THE SELF: A Clinical Integration
2005
I'm not getting paid
I'm getting paid in dog fur
!!s/p/l/
@qwertyuiop I'm getting laid in dog fur (source)
18:08
dangit you had to ruin that one
Fucks sake Amazon
The shit I want... repeatedly delayed. The shit I cancelled... despatched early
my hairbrush just broke... I'm literally about to cry
@DavidPostill the guy hasn been rampaging around the network (new meta q)
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Q: Don't press me right here!

narawagamesYou can see me in the corner next to my author​'​s name​. I​'​m shaped like a triangle​. When you press me​, I get darker​. In some places​, I​'​m wearing a ring​. When you press me​, my colors invert​. There​'​re copies of me living on every post​. If I point to a star sitting below me​, you​

18:12
@Sathya lol
@electronbeam aw :(
plus bunch of Meta Stack Exchange ones which got downvoted to ridiculous levels and now cleaned
@Sathya Ah. He's the "I'm the creator of the official Serial-Downvoter App Suite, a collection of scripts to assist you with voting posts in just one direction: down." luser
Time for a suspension?
@DavidPostill I am waiting for a CM to put in a network suspension
18:15
Are the hot CM's still around?
@electronbeam Always carry a spare?
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narawagamesAutoDownVote.SE NOTE: This is an old post. Our browser extension is now discontinued. AutoDownVote.SE is a browser extension that enables you to quickly down-vote every votable Stack Exchange post on the page with a single click. Options are available: only down-vote questions, only down-v...

He kept friggin updating it?
back, was retrieving my spare hairbrush - or... sparebrush :3
lolololol
@electronbeam So make them "sit" in the laundry area, or somewhere else, lock the door, study/chat/play games/whatever for 6 hours, profit.
18:18
DUDE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE REP, GIVE IT TO ME! DON'T BLOODY LOOSE IT BY POSTING STUPID STUFF
@Rahul2001 He's not "harvesting" rep that would be otherwise available, he's activaly generating negative rep. He's breaking entropy!!!!
I'm not going to like... neglect the doggies :(
I happen to like these dogs.
I created my account less than 24 hours ago and I already have 30+ rep, eat your heart out @Rahul2001
Not locked as in "locked", locked as in one of those dog doors:
Walk them for half an hour or so, then give then food for 15 min, then you have 5hrs for you
@electronbeam OH YEAH? CHECK MY FIRST POST OUT: superuser.com/questions/917268/…
I got 360 rep in less than a day
So yeah, don't challenge me... :P
Also, I had almost 1k rep on deepweb.se in 5 days before it closed down
Dude, you're 15. I already won :3
18:23
@BenN might remember
makes plans to get a nice hard cider after work
you're*
@electronbeam AGEIST! Flaged
Yes, I remember. The list of users and their rep is still available
They already offered to take each other to lunch, now they are competing... There's something in the air... ;p
@electronbeam You're 14, that's hardly winning
18:23
Deep Webdeepweb.stackexchange.com

Q&A site for parts of the internet that cannot be indexed by traditional search engines

Closed after 21 days in beta.

I'm 14? Since when? lol
@electronbeam Since 2006 I'm either mistaken or you removed your age from your profile
@electronbeam Since the day of your 14th birthday!
Last I checked I'm well over 900 years old
Well I'm over 9 thousand so
18:24
Really after 875 you start to lose count
@BenN :D
@electronbeam seriously though, how old are you?
@ThatBrazilianGuy * wink *
CAT!
!!xkcd 231
18:27
Of the two, one is of legal age and the other isn't. I know which one I'd take out.
!!caat
Point proven
!! s/of legal age/a girl/
18:28
@ThatBrazilianGuy Of the two, one is a girl and the other isn't. I know which one I'd take out. (source)
I would say that you are likely mistaken, I don't believe I've ever had my age on my profile
@ThatBrazilianGuy Sexist pig
@ThatBrazilianGuy :P
!! s/sexist pig/non-bisexual person/
lol cishets
18:29
Meh. Straight people are boring
Exclusively gay people are also non-bisexual.
My statement was not related to yours - I just legitimately thing straight people are boring :3
!!ihavenoideawhattonamethistaylorswiftcommand
@Rahul2001 Her network profile says 24
18:31
>his
pwnt.
/i'll get my coat
I am quite boring most of the time, but I think if I started dating men I would still be boring.
There, I fixed it :)
How about just "her?" kthx
@BenN :)
18:32
Done. Sorry
Yeah, gender uncertainty in this channel is a @qwertyuiop exclusivity!
Thanks <3<3<3<3<3
Damn you drupal, I either allow all HTML tags or filter most attributes, including style.
Or I install an external module that hasn't been updated in 3 years.
18:36
lol
uh... no?
I mean, maybe if you work in wales or NZ
or scotland
@ThatBrazilianGuy loves deleting everything he says and ends up making the transcript super awkward :/
What did I miss
No what unless he works in Wales or Scotland?
@qwertyuiop Aliens arrived, the dollar crashed, Trump gave up the presidential run, and my stomach is still full. Other than that, things are normal
18:41
@ThatBrazilianGuy did you get rejected by whatshername?
@qwertyuiop Huh? As in, romantically?
What are you even talking about?
@ThatBrazilianGuy all I see is a bunch of (removed) and then her saying "Uhh no?"
@qwertyuiop first he typed 'nsfw'
then he said that his boss would object to him playing atari games
I joked that the gif was NSFW because it was a game
18:49
and my reply was that it was only nsfw in scotland, nz, and wales
because... sheep
because... jokes
@AbhishekSaxena is on the phone with me right now and he's like "why are there so many cats on this chat?"
;p
i just taught him to edit messages ;p
wow, chat died. GG
It's fairly normal for there to be periods of silence between conversations
18:57
@Rahul2001 Are you bringing your friends into this room so that you can get more stars?
all your stars are belong to us
@ThatBrazilianGuy he doesn't even know how to star
and no, he joined the room because he wanted to learn
he's a noob
but a good person
Everyone's a noob at something

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