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6:00 PM
Hmm. It honestly sounds like these engines are ticking time bombs.
 
They all are. That's why they have inspection intervals and defined service lifetimes.
 
Dec 27 '15 at 6:27, by allquixotic
@bwDraco many reasons: there are no "non-professional" pilots in the air; the planes are much better maintained than most peoples' cars; planes go very fast, and travel many miles with lots of people, so a plane landing safely accounts for a very long time of driving for the same number of people; etc.
 
Yeah I took one flight and covered the equivalent of three years' worth of driving
I then took another two flights on the same day
 
we can't make 100% reliable machines, and the risks to human life involved in these particular machines' failure is incredibly high; so the only way we can keep people safe is through constant maintenance, vigilance, and being aware of pre-failure signs
analogy would be the extent to which a responsible, top-tier IT shop would go to safeguard business-critical records with customer information they can't afford to lose, like Google Docs or something
they have so much safety margin built in that you're pretty damn unlikely to lose a google doc
unfortunately we can't build aircraft with 8-way redundant RAID-1 engines ;)
 
Or Facebook user data... oh wait
 
6:05 PM
aircraft that have eight engines need at least most of them functional to be able to fly
 
@allquixotic We can, but it makes them uneconomical. Most planes can safely tolerate an engine failure just fine. None of the uncontained engine failures resulted in the loss of the plane.
 
@FMLCat except that Sioux City crash where debris from the engine cut all hydraulics
 
ETOPS certifications have gotten so ridiculous now modern planes are certified to fly for nearly a whole day with one engine down, which really means they really never need all engines. Ever.
@allquixotic That's neither a modern plane nor a typical case nor any of the cases we're talking about, but yes :-P
To deal with that problem we have redundant fly-by-wire systems, triple redundant hydraulics, and remote motors with redundant wiring that is disparately distributed to reduce the chances of any impact taking them all out
 
@FMLCat still, an engine exploding creates all kinds of risks that, while perhaps they only happen a smallish percentage of the time, you still don't want to be taking the risk of that very often, so reducing engine failures period is really important
 
Course you slice a plane in half with a missile it'll still go down, but really, engine failures don't crash planes these days.
 
6:08 PM
maybe the engine's explosion destroys or disables the fire suppression bottle (halon gas) and the engine catches the wing on fire, and the wing catches the cabin on fire
or shrapnel is severe enough to make the plane difficult to impossible to land safely due to disabling too many control surfaces
contained engine failures are probably fine but many of them are uncontained
 
Still I do wonder how that woman died on that SW flight, only reference I've seen is the window explosion "critically injured" her, no mention of engine debris
Fuel tank explosions, now those bring down planes.
 
Context of the linked message: Drivers ought to be trained in simulators.
 
Never seen an uncontained fuel tank explosion not bring down a plane
I've been trained in a car driving simulator... it's useless
 
For decades, aircraft pilots have been trained in simulators, letting them learn how to handle a variety of problems and failures safely.
But driver's ed is stuck in the past.
 
Cars don't have 40,000 controls you have to be familiar with in an emergency
It has two.
 
6:12 PM
@FMLCat I thought I read an article somewhere that claimed debris from the engine broke the window, and once the window was damaged it "exploded" outward like you said, and then sucked the upper half of her body out the window, until some passengers were able to pull her back in
 
Maybe three, if you count the door handle.
 
and honestly she probably died of suffocation because they were at 32,500 feet when it happened and it took them 5 minutes to descend, and her head was in that 32,500 feet low pressure air
 
@allquixotic Urgh, that... is nasty. People have died many times due to that... and one or two have survived but it's a rarity
 
You have a point... but simulation is the only way to quickly train drivers to safely handle dangerous situations on the road. People can learn defensive driving techniques in a simulator by simulating dangerous conditions like hydroplaning and reckless drivers. It would be impossible to teach these situations safely otherwise.
 
@allquixotic Apparently if your whole body is outside and you freeze it increases your chances of survival...
 
6:13 PM
the pressure forces keeping her pressed against the window were probably so high that she was unable to be physically pulled back by the two people pulling on her until they were down around 10,000 feet
 
D:
 
at which point, why bother because she'd have been asphyxiated by the low pressure air for several minutes
but they kept doing CPR, etc. trying to revive her all the way
and until they got her to a hospital
 
will be on that flight disaster programme one day probs
 
@jokerdino for sure; if they already wrote the scripts and did R&D for the 2018-2019 season then it'll be in the 2019-2020 season for sure
 
@allquixotic, your thoughts on how to make driving on the road safer?
Driver's ed seriously is stuck in the past. There's no technical reason why we can't teach drivers in simulators.
 
6:16 PM
@FMLCat she was ht in the head
 
@allquixotic Hmm, I'm not so sure. It may have contributed to her injuries but a few minutes of partial anoxia (i.e. hypoxia) isn't going to kill most people. You can hold your breath for five minutes and not die.
 
i guess by window frame, but maybe by shrapnel
 
Though against that pressure gradient it would be inadvisable to try
I'm pretty sure it takes people like 15-30 minutes to actually die from decompression at 30,000 feet.
 
The entire cabin would have low oxygen, not just that one person.
 
@bwDraco self driving cars
 
6:17 PM
@bwDraco we don't need drivers... at all
we just need enough money to fit every car
 
@bwDraco we are looking to self drive cars I guess
 
Self-driving tech is not quite ready.
 
oh it is
it can't deal with humans
 
!!s/Self/Uber's self/
 
because humans are hard
 
6:18 PM
We've seen the Uber incident.
 
start to realise that self driving cars don't need to go on human roads
@bwDraco ....
1. that's uber
 
@FMLCat Uber's self-driving tech is not quite ready. (source)
 
2. that was a human in the way
 
self-driving cars would be a lot safer if they only drove on roads with other self-driving cars, with it being illegal to have pedestrians or manually driven cars on those roads - not saying all roads would need to become that way at first, but eventually they would
 
@allquixotic now, put those roads under the city
 
6:18 PM
@djsmiley2k Fair point. The safest railways are the ones that people aren't allowed on.
 
no more polution (pipe it out and filter it)
no more people getting run over (they don't need to be down there either)
 
@djsmiley2k electric self-driving cars powered by Gen3 nuclear fission, (eventually) nuclear fusion, wind, solar, geothermal and hydro. No worries about pollution, QED
 
It's still too expensive to fit a car with self-driving technology.
 
suddenly, electric, self driving, almost metro system like cars...
@bwDraco welcome to 10 minutes ago
 
Give it another 5-10 years. For now, simulator-based driver training is the best answer.
 
6:20 PM
yeah and instead of having on-board batteries just have catenary wires or rails :P
Personal rapid transit (PRT), also referred to as podcars, is a public transport mode featuring small automated vehicles operating on a network of specially built guideways. PRT is a type of automated guideway transit (AGT), a class of system which also includes larger vehicles all the way to small subway systems. In terms of routing, it tends towards personal public transport systems. PRT vehicles are sized for individual or small group travel, typically carrying no more than three to six passengers per vehicle. Guideways are arranged in a network topology, with all stations located on sidings...
 
is that hyperloop?
 
THat one pictured there
i've been in that I think
if it's the one from warwick university
@bwDraco you drive?
 
No, but I might be learning to drive soon.
 
How many people ever, have had PTSD from their simulator collisions?
and you don't understand that, until you drive.
it's not the same
The idiocy of other people is unbelievable
 
@jokerdino no, not at all; hyperloop is pure bullshit
 
6:22 PM
haha :)
 
hyperloop has more in common with a (practically impossible to build) traditional train, than it does with PRT
PRT is like the routing flexibility of cars + the efficiency and safety of trains
but also self-driving, so safer
and coding up self-driving for a car on rails is way easier than coding up self-driving for a free-moving car on wheels
 
I only hope the coder had enough coffee.
 
self driving trains are already a thing too
 
yeah, I have seen it in SG
 
how was it?
 
6:26 PM
it was kinda freaky seeing no pilot at first
 
they work. Except when they don't
;p
 
then, it was fun pretending to be the pilot xD
 
@JourneymanGeek much like humans then~?
 
@djsmiley2k mostly underground but you can see the gaping dark void ahead ;p
oh now they ALL have backup drivers in case
cause of the most recent issues
 
the uprising?
 
6:28 PM
they randomly stop in the tunnels I think
there was also that phantom train issue
 
they see cthuthu hiding there?
 
@djsmiley2k lol
 
'That's no train'
'Train now pulling into platforḨ͇͚̘̫͈̰̈̽Ḙ̶̭̣̩̬̲̩̤̿̓̔̃̂͛̾ ̅̍ͤ́̅́͢҉͖̪̖C̹̬̞͐ͦ͛̀́̚͞o̺̠͕̱͉̻͕̦͂̿͊ͣͤͮͭͫM̢͓̝̜̰̲͒͆͊͑ͪ͞E̺̻ͨ͐ͨͫͧͮ̈́͒͟s̛̻̖͉̦̥͎̄̀̒̄͋̇͟"
 
> Commercial plane "auto pilot" settings have not replaced the need for training pilots, nor will self-driving cars eliminate the need for judgment and training, but researchers say it can and will help with many specific situations. Even the slightest manufacturing defects result in hundreds of millions of dollars in legal fines[...]
 
user226528
!!s/cthuthu/Cthulhu/
 
6:31 PM
@FleetCommand they see Cthulhu hiding there? (source)
 
s/manufacturing/human s/dollars/deaths/g
!!s/manufacturing/human/
 
@djsmiley2k That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
@djsmiley2k s/human/human s/dollars/deaths/g (source)
 
sigh :/ nm
7 mins ago, by bwDraco
> Commercial plane "auto pilot" settings have not replaced the need for training pilots, nor will self-driving cars eliminate the need for judgment and training, but researchers say it can and will help with many specific situations. Even the slightest manufacturing defects result in hundreds of millions of dollars in legal fines[...]
 
@djsmiley2k s/human/human s/dollars/deaths/g (source)
 
heh
 
6:39 PM
RIP Avicii
 
indeed
 
6:42 PM
that's young
 
Yeah
He had health problems
 
also not 27
 
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, that
Close enough tho, I guess
 
user226528
On a second thought, what the hell is wrong with Microsoft? Instead of advertising the build they're about to release, they're writing about the features that may or may not appear six month later in the next one.
 
6:54 PM
@djsmiley2k The bot can only perform one substitution at a time.
Also, a reason not to upgrade an existing Ryzen machine: extremetech.com/computing/…
I have a Ryzen 7 1800X. I'm not convinced I need to upgrade. A 10% improvement is not worth another $330. Not when you already have 16 hardware threads to work with.
 
7:36 PM
@JourneymanGeek as per his music, he's done way more by 28 than I have by 30
 
...is it illegal to perform a percussive modification on... whichever part of an ice cream van makes the gawdawful 'music' ?
Asking hypothetically of course... for a friend...
 
No.
 
I mean, a hammer Manual Music Device Adjuster could only improve on it
@FMLCat Fab! I'll just go and, uh, tell my friend
 
8:05 PM
NO NO NO STACKOVERFLOW IS DOWN WHAT AM I GONNA DO WE ALL GONNA DIE
2
oh it's back
 
8:24 PM
lol
 
8:37 PM
@bertieb Here in NYC, an ice cream truck can only play jingles while it is moving.
 
I'm trying to debug a single function for two hours straight and so far all I can say is "it works, except when it doesn't".
 
What do the laws in your jurisdiction say?
 
DIE CLIPPY
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Die, clippy? Interesting statute...
@bwDraco Honestly, I'm not sure
we did have the Ice Cream Wars tho
”Ice Cream War” redirects here; not to be confused with the novel An Ice Cream War. The Ice Cream Wars was a turf war in the East End of Glasgow, in Scotland, in the 1980s between rival criminal organisations selling drugs and stolen goods from ice cream vans. Van operators were involved in frequent violence and intimidation tactics. A driver and his family were killed in an arson attack that resulted in a 20-year court battle. The conflicts generated widespread public outrage, and earned the Strathclyde Police the nickname of "serious chimes squad" (a pun on Serious Crime Squad) for its perceived...
Of course, no ice cream vans would dream of selling drugs here any more... ~
 
@bertieb That's all there is to Brazilian law. Our whole constitution is these two words. We like it succinct.
 
8:41 PM
lol
 
@bwDraco That civicscience widget on the RHS is interesting
In a "lets draw random conclusions on some admittedly shaky data because it's kinda cool" sort of way
@bwDraco Found some 'guidance' (gov.scot/Resource/0041/00414279.pdf); will see if I can find/synthesize a tldr
Naha
> the loudspeaker is operated only between the hours
of noon and 7 pm;
So I could make a complaint which should be upheld by a magistrates' court
Except up here it would be a Sheriff Court
Oh, they're breaking this left right and centre!
> no louder than 80dB
> no distortion
> no longer than 4 seconds at a time
> only when moving (snap! @BwDraco)
 
9:00 PM
30TB drive for £4. Sounds legit.
 
it's probably 30 GB
 
lol
 
9:46 PM
 
Well, 30GB is enough for win7-X64
So could make a nice rescue disk
 
dem steps
 
10:09 PM
@djsmiley2k it's a test. For the Darwin awards.
 
10:26 PM
It's not the lack of detail that concerns me
 
 
2 hours later…
11:58 PM
!!s/detail/cat/
 
@FMLCat It's not the lack of cat that concerns me (source)
 
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