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12:00 AM
!!!
 
@qasdfdsaq also, someone pinged me, I noticed that, and my answer just tripled in length
 
Flag currency
 
Now I'm confused
 
What is an answer? (Haven't done this for 2 months)
 
You earn it by chatting.. and it has diminishing returns
 
12:02 AM
I miss the days where I spammed the front page! :-(
 
I miss the days before people knew who I was
 
I still remember our first conversation.
Oh the 'chmod' days
 
I still haven't fixed or rebooted that server.
 
lmao wow. It's been a long time.
 
I've just resigned to never rebooting it ever again. Chances are I'll rent a new one and migrate my VM's across.
 
12:05 AM
I still feel bad for that 'init 0'
You'd have another +100 day uptime if it wasnt for me.
 
Wait what?
 
the init 0 was whats his face.
but the chmod discussion was you.
 
Lies! It was all waht's his face.
 
he asked how to shutdown his server... i said init 0.. he typed it, and wasnt expecting it to shutdown and lost a 300 day uptime.
 
lol
 
12:10 AM
That was a very very sad day for a very very sad panda
 
protip: DO NOT RUN ARBITRARY COMMANDS PEOPLE TELL YOU OVER THE INTERNETS!
 
a) Who the hell was that b) Why the hell was he asking how to shutdown a server if that's not what he was expecting?
 
I think it may have been @JourneymanGeek
 
@JourneymanGeek Sooo... ignore of half of all the answers on SU?
 
12:11 AM
Maybe it was @HackToHell
 
@qasdfdsaq I tend to verify and use common sense
@Dave not me
Oct 26 '15 at 20:06, by Dave
if not try init 0
This says its @qasdfdsaq
 
I KNEW IT!
I cant stop laughing over here.
 
@JourneymanGeek That's what a denialist would say.
 
Oct 26 '15 at 20:12, by qasdfdsaq
There goes my 179 day uptime :-(
 
Oh god its getting late, just finished deployment and had to add storage to the cluster tonight. Thanks for the gem.
 
12:13 AM
OK a) was a router, not a server, b) I did not run the command he stated, c) The reasons were completely unrelated
 
Heading home
 
d) It didn't actually shut down
 
Thats right it was Openwrt.. corrected below this comment
 
Not even. Openwrt.
On one version of openwrt, the command init --help shows the help text. On a different version the exact same command does init <some random runlevel>
It's like killall on Linux vs. Solaris. killall <name> on Linux kills all processes matching <name>. On Solaris it's basically init 0
 
Bob
And this is why I try to train myself to do man command rather than command --help
still slip up now and then
 
12:16 AM
Always thought runlevel 0 was a shutdown runlevel for all posix systems.
 
Bob
it's also fun when you type command --version and it tries to run something
java is an offender.
 
@Bob Yeah but why would it be different between two successive versions of the same OS!! :-@
Also, I learnt recently man is supposedly deprecated, and info was meant to replace it
 
Bob
good luck guessing if it's --version, -version, -v, -V or -imatroll
@qasdfdsaq nah, that's just GNU
 
@Bob OpenWRT doesn't have man
 
Good night!
 
Bob
12:18 AM
@qasdfdsaq oh, depends on the OS then
 
(It doesn't have info either, neither is going to fit on a 4MB default root partition)
 
Bob
14
A: What is GNU Info for?

Faheem MithaAs the Wikipedia page says, TeXinfo was designed as the official documentation of the GNU project by Richard Stallman. It is a set of macros on top of TeX, and was designed for writing software manuals. I think Stallman considered man pages inadequate for the task. Two advantages Texinfo has over...

Basically no-one uses info outside of GNU :P
 
44
A: What is the difference between "man" and "info" documentation?

Riccardo MurriMan pages are the UNIX traditional way of distributing documentation about programs. The term "man page" itself is short for "manual page", as they correspond to the pages of the printed manual; the man pages "sections" (1 for commands, 2 for system calls, etc.) correspond to sections in the ful...

 
Bob
10
A: Why didn't GNU Info succeed man?

AnthonTo answer your question with at least a hint of factual background I propose to start by looking at the timeline of creation of man, info and other documentation systems. The first man page was written in 1971 using troff (nroff was not around yet) in a time when working on a CRT based terminal ...

 
That's what I got
 
Bob
12:25 AM
@qasdfdsaq Put it this way: I'd always trust the unix.se answer over the ubuntu.se one.
 
But more upvotes!
Anyhow I was probably thinking GPL = GNU PL so everything GPL was GNU. Not
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq It's not even self-consistent!
> GNU advocates against the use of man pages at all
which says:
> In the GNU project, man pages are secondary. It is not necessary or expected for every GNU program to have a man page, but some of them do. It’s your choice whether to include a man page in your program.
Also, even that is only within the GNU project itself.
0
Q: Dell Dell Dell Dell Dell

ImogenOkay so my school had blocked Facebook, does anyone know any websites or anything to get on it please? I've tried using that stupid https and the proxy thing (which they've now blocked as well) it's just not working

o.O
 
Urgh
Anytime I see a question start with "So my <school/college/parents> have blocked XYZ" I go facepalm
 
@Bob not even gonna tell them about guac
Part of the privilege of being an adult social deviant and accomplished technologist is that you get to use that kind of cool stuff to get around anal firewall rules
Til then, let 'em suffer, I say.
 
Bob
@allquixotic Threw them a bone. Suggested use of phone (mobile internet).
 
12:37 AM
Now get off my lawn, kid.
 
Bob
@allquixotic Meh, I'm just tunneling through proxytunnel :P
 
Huh. Wonder if guac supports ssl. And if it's actually a client or just a gateway
 
Bob
> As an API, Guacamole provides a common and efficient means of streaming text data over a JavaScript-based tunnel using either HTTP or WebSocket, and a client implementation which supports the Guacamole protocol and renders the remote display when combined with a Guacamole protocol stream from the tunnel.
Little from column A, little from column B
 
@qasdfdsaq Guac itself doesn't "support" SSL because Guac doesn't come with a web server; you host it on top of a web server like nginx.
I use nginx as my TLS layer for guac.
 
Bob
The only problem with proxytunnel is it only works on apache :\
not nginx
 
12:43 AM
And it's not just a gateway; it has a rich JS/HTML5 client for the browser that communicates over the Guac protocol over a WebSocket to the backend, which then connects separately to the RDP or SSH server (or VNC, etc.) and translates the incoming RDP/VNC/... whatevers into the guacd protocol layer.
 
Bob
I've considered moving to stunnel but it's too much work when this already works :P
 
I'm too old fashioned for nginx anyway
 
So, literally, if you have a modern web browser that can connect to a website over https, you have a jump box. Can even upload and download files and copy and paste.
 
Bob
@allquixotic Well, the client is still expected to be in JS
It doesn't expose a general (SOCKS) tunnel, afaict
 
Anonymous
what the FUCK
 
Anonymous
way to go @ThatBrazilianGuy
 
Anonymous
> Dzodan accused of ignoring judicial order in drug crime investigation
Facebook says WhatsApp is separate entity and does not store information
 
@allquixotic or be like me and not even bother with facebook
 
@JourneymanGeek yeah, but things like imgur are blocked on many networks I've been on.
sometimes slashdot, sometimes chat.SO
 
@allquixotic I am pondering dropping /. from my rss feeds
 
Anonymous
12:54 AM
@qasdfdsaq HALP my school blocked minecraft?!?!!!11111
 
mein gott.
 
!!trout @PatoSáinz
 
slaps PatoSainz around a bit with a large trout!
slaps @PatoSáinz around a bit with a large trout!
 
Anonymous
!!trout @allquixotic
 
slaps @qasdfdsaq around a bit with a large trout!
slaps @JourneymanGeek around a bit with a large trout!
slaps @allquixotic around a bit with a large trout!
 
Anonymous
12:55 AM
heh
 
Anonymous
sorry.
 
Anonymous
@JourneymanGeek I pinged you before because you should read today's transcript. esp. some messages our little friend whose avatar is a mythological animal left today.
 
Bob
...we have someone with a mythological avatar?
 
Anonymous
lol c'mon people
 
the interesting part is that it's basically a cp of earlier transcripts, so you won't learn much
if you ran dedup on it, you'd have at least a 5x or 10x savings
 
12:59 AM
lol
 
Anonymous
lol
 
@PatoSáinz oh?
 
Bob
@PatoSáinz @allquixotic ahh.
 
@PatoSáinz he's over dramatic at times.
 
Bob
Oh yea. @allquixotic did you end up sorting out Cavil running via screen?
Cause I just tried and it seems to work just fine.
 
1:04 AM
@PatoSáinz this has happened before. Nothing to worry about
 
Anonymous
@JourneymanGeek well the thing is that ideally it shouldn't happen again, you see
 
@Bob no...
@Bob on my box? can you killall nodejs phantomjs and try it?
(see my commit log; I made a bunch of changes today)
 
What did I miss
 
sean@cavil:~/dev/SO-ChatBot$ cat debug.sh
#!/bin/bash
phantomjs --webdriver=4444 --cookies-file=/home/sean/dev/SO-ChatBot/cookies &
nodejs run-headless-webdriver.js
 
@PatoSáinz quite honestly? Its a hard thing to deal with someone who demands attention. I can suspend him like he demands, but its somewhat excessive and gives him what he wants. The best way to deal with it is to just ignore him.
 
1:07 AM
that works fine when running that in mosh
but ~/dev/cron.sh doesn't bring up cavil
 
sadly I need don't really have the option of ignoring people, being a mod
 
Bob
@allquixotic Yea, I already did that.
 
!!info
 
@allquixotic I awoke on Wed, 02 Mar 2016 00:00:07 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 6 times, learned 1 commands
 
huh, ok
 
Bob
1:08 AM
That was the auto-restart.
 
CLOSEDNOREPRO then
 
Bob
lol
 
@JourneymanGeek You could use your low-rep/puppet account to see what chat looks like with people like me blocked! :-P
 
I have just been restarted! This happens daily automatically, or when my owner restarts me. Ready for commands.
 
Bob
$ ~/dev/cron.sh
~/dev/SO-ChatBot ~
node: no process found
That worked just fine
 
1:09 AM
!! s/process/butt/
 
@allquixotic $ ~/dev/cron.sh
~/dev/SO-ChatBot ~
node: no butt found [\(source\)](http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/27952479#27952479)
 
@qasdfdsaq Oh, I could.
 
and I applied Zirak's Number.isFinite() fix
 
Bob
Yep, I tested that above. Looks great.
 
!!> 5*25
 
1:09 AM
@allquixotic 125
 
Bob
I'm wondering if it's worth recompiling phantomjs with the ghostdriver cookie fix
 
merging your selenium branch into zirak master was a little confusing since I had to fix various plugins to support browserify
 
Bob
But the login happens so quickly now that it doesn't really matter
 
there was a time over a year ago when Zirak canned about a dozen plugins that I decided to keep
and then he made it so we have to do a little different preamble at the start of every plugin with browserify
 
Bob
// yer a wizard Caprica
var wizard = browserify({
    basedir: 'source',
    paths: ['.', './source', './static']
});
lol
 
1:11 AM
!! s/Caprica/Cavil/
 
@allquixotic // yer a wizard Cavil
var wizard = browserify({
basedir: 'source',
paths: ['.', './source', './static']
}); [\(source\)](http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/27952517#27952517)
 
Bob
I love reading his comments and commit messages
 
Bob
> Note to self: Don't be an idiot.
That was 8a5aadee3b13495b974ec389d91dc072d55f1a11
 
That is always a useful note to self
 
1:12 AM
what would happen if we did Starcraft Templar -> Archon merging of Zirak and the SU mod, random
Note to self: boiled egg potatoes?
 
Bob
> Use browserify instead of randomness
@allquixotic Nah, Zirak's actually funny. Random's just... random.
> Fuck this shit, change whitespace to spaces.
 
careful bob, the ninja flagger might flag you
4
 
Bob
That was a good change.
I don't like tab indents.
 
I like editors that will let me press Tab and insert a predefined number of spaces
like Eclipse, Gedit
 
Bob
@allquixotic Most editors do that
VSCode actually auto-detects the indent method in use and will use that
So if a file is already in tabs I won't accidentally start inserting spaces into it
dunno if other editors do the same
@allquixotic I suppose it's better than the old build script.
 
1:19 AM
@Bob MS does the best IDEs
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Agreed. Though some people really like JetBrains.
 
Eclipse is still my favorite
 
Yay I can star again
 
IntelliJ ftw
 
I totally wasn't the one who starred that.
 
1:30 AM
de nile. She is a river ina frica!
 
huh
 
Bob
@allquixotic Eh, it's been plagued with perf problems every time I've tried it.
And at this point NetBeans' default shortcuts are familiar :P (they also seem closer to VS)
 
Netbeans is also pretty good tbh
Eclipse is just sloow
And I hate the UI
 
Bob
They just fixed the bug with project loading: netbeans.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=258004
Hm. I don't even have Eclipse installed anymore.
 
And that's all from me for today.
 
Bob
1:40 AM
@qasdfdsaq How do you find these? :O
 
2:01 AM
@PatoSáinz Well, last year they did try to arrest Bakunin, so...
And arrested a "dangerous protest agitator" for carrying the weapon of mass destruction known as vinegar.
So, at this point I doubt nothing.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy they might PICKLE SOMEONE on the streets
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Sounds painful.
 
Depends on the pickle
 
Well, I've never been threatened at gun point (or any physical threats whatsoever) by bandits, only by the police.
Once when I was a stupid teenager and would hack payphones in the late hours of the night to call a girl in a middle-eastern country
Once, many years later when I was at a bust stop after class just waiting for the bus to arrive
And once last year when I was inside public transportantion, absentmindedly staring at the window, a group of policemen made eye contact, embarked into the van, spent a couple minutes searching my backpack and left disappointed because they couldn't find anything encriminating
 
2:21 AM
lol
I've only been searched by one transport rentacop
6 times
The last time I was all "Hey, no worries, this is the sixth time we've done this. I know the drill"
 
By far the most scary time was the one in the bus stop. I was there just waiting the bus, people gradually took their own buses and the bus stop got more and more quiet, then suddenlly...
BAM, three cars full of cops and various rifles aimed at my face
like a damn movie scene
 
Really enjoying the new stack exchange chat ui for mobile
 
I really dislike compositing text on mobile.
Mobile is designed for consumption rather than composition.
 
Likewise, I hate texting period. But the interface is quite clean
@qasdfdsaq they make flagging soo easy on here
Anyhow heading to bed night @ThatBrazilianGuy
 
Me too, I should have gone to bed an hour ago =/
 
2:49 AM
0
A: Battery charge suddenly drops from about 25% to 6%

bwDracoAs a battery ages, its internal resistance increases which affects battery life under heavy load more than it does under light load. Battery fuel gauges often fail to account for this effect resulting in inaccurate indication of the battery's state of charge. In my experience on my laptop, at h...

Why are battery fuel gauges so dumb?
 
cause its an abstraction of a complex set of variables
 
Nobody mentioned battery internal resistance. This is an issue of the battery's ability to track state of charge accurately.
 
There is no such thing as "state of charge"
It keeps an eye on voltage and rate of drop
and historic information on this, and makes an educated guess
which is why you can recaliberate some batteries
 
Bob
3:19 AM
@JourneymanGeek Yup, voltage and current current draw are the only instantaneous variables that are easily detectable.
And from there and the history it needs to extrapolate a curve.
That's hard. And inaccurate.
 
pretty much
 
So, with no particular application in mind, should I get a Raspberry Pi 3?
 
pugetsystems.com/labs/support-software/… puget does really nice articles. Bit basic for the likes of us.
@bwDraco they've finally built a compelling bit of kit
 
This isn't exactly like the RPi2 which was still rather special-purpose because of its limited compute power.
 
but the "no particular application in mind" means it might end up gathering dust
 
3:32 AM
I could use it as a general-purpose Linux machine and can just cannibalize one of the monitors, etc. as needed. The only thing I need is a microSD card—I don't have many of those, and my line of work only requires full-size SD cards.
 
Nearly all my systems, except the brix (and my model B pi) have specific roles
unless they're retired
 
The old laptop has no current application. It's just a crappy (by modern standards) HP laptop.
 
(I'm bringing along my heavily be-stickered HP stream to india next week)
 
It has openSUSE Leap 42.1 (Xfce desktop) installed but has no current purpose and is just sitting there.
I'm wondering if openSUSE is going to be an option for the RPi3, and hopefully as ARMv8-A to fully leverage the processor's performance.
USB booting gives a lot more options but 1 GB of memory is going to be problematic and chances are good I'm going to have to dedicate a flash drive (or even an SSD in a USB enclosure) to swap storage.
Things can get expensive very quickly.
 
3:57 AM
70
Q: I am 21 and I am terrified beyond belief of my father

user21063I am a 21 year old female living in Egypt and I am beyond terrified of my own father...at least i think he is my father. To say it shortly i think i might be adopted at a young age and no one told me about it. In Egypt, daughters must carry the same name as the father my name is different than m...

A CM may be able to provide outreach for this poor soul.
 
Anonymous
holy fucking shit
 
I'm trying every channel available. I'm calling attention to this on the Tavern.
I'm very tempted to run a bounty and exhaust all reputation on Parenting...
 
Anonymous
@bwDraco still
 
Anonymous
the people at Parenting seem to be handling this thing very well
 
Anonymous
and it may hit HNQ
 
4:02 AM
It's on HNQ already. I wouldn't be reading this otherwise.
 
Does anyone here know how I could enable HTTP-SSL on my Apache 2 l.a.m.p. web-server without having a certificate? Actually, bad question, because I do already know about self-signed SSL certificates. I guess the question is more of a how do I prevent/stop the redirect page the warns the user (like Chrome shows a page saying "Connection Insecure," and you have to click through a menu or two in order to move on to the site). I'm not concerned about the validation of being certified >>> see next
as I'm not performing purchases or transactions
 
Anonymous
@bwDraco then let nature run its course, I think
 
Anonymous
All the CMs may be able to do would, blog about it
 
Anonymous
and I don't think a blogpost would be adequate
 
Anonymous
or a network-wide banner ad
 
Anonymous
4:03 AM
that wouldn't be adequate either
 
SE system message?
 
@PatoSáinz are you talking to me or somebody else?
 
Anonymous
@AlexSolon nono, to @bwDraco
 
Anonymous
@AlexSolon so you want self-signed certs to not warn the user?
 
Anonymous
You'd have to add yourself to your user's trust store
 
4:04 AM
@AlexSolon There is no way to "prevent/stop or bypass" the redirect page that Chrome/Firefox displays when an invalid cert is presented. You can trust a root cert that you self-generated and generate a cert from there, but then each browser that visits the site (each end-user) would need to trust that self-signed root cert.
 
Anonymous
If you have full control of their PC, you could do it
 
If you're talking about users whose computers you have no control over, and you don't want them to go through contortions, then there's no workaround short of getting a valid cert.
 
Anonymous
But if it's just an external web server, nah, you're out of luck
 
It's a security feature.
 
Anonymous
You could use Let's Encrypt
 
Anonymous
 
Might be serious enough to warrant a network-wide system message.
 
Anonymous
They offer free SSL
 
Anonymous
@bwDraco I don't think so. And I've never heard of network-wide messages. Maybe when there's maintenance.
 
@pat
 
4:05 AM
@PatoSáinz I'll look into that. Thanks
 
Anonymous
@allquixotic heh I love it when we reply at the same time
 
@bwDraco I don't think it helps to draw undue attention to it. No need for the media circus and hundreds of thousands of eyes. She needs a small number of people with geographical locality, significant bravery and willingness to go against cultural norms, to be willing to step in and help.
Or to find 'net based resources that can hook her up with said people with a relatively low risk of them behaving badly and making her situation worse.
 
I was thinking about a private chat room...
 
Anonymous
@allquixotic agree.
 
@PatoSáinz The site you sent me to looks promising. I appreciate it. I'll get back to you in a few minutes on whether or not it's really what I'm looking for!
 
Anonymous
4:09 AM
@AlexSolon if what you're looking for is TLS without warnings, then yes!
 
@AlexSolon heh. Letsencrypt is probably the future
@bwDraco and? None of us is really qualified to solve her issues
Lets stick to things we know about
and letsencrypt is a free signed cert supported by most of the major browsers
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek So is StartSSL technically
 
at "technically"
 
Anonymous
@Bob well not until you have to revoke your cert
 
Anonymous
and there's no auto-renewal iirc
 
4:19 AM
anyway, not much reason to do SSL and a self signed cert outside testing, no?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek There's opportunistic encryption without authentication
It's part of HTTP/2
 
@Bob wouldn't that still kick you cert warnings?
 
Hello!
Do I Need to upgrade my CPU?
I have a i7-4790k.
... to i7 6700k?
 
Bob
Opportunistic encryption (OE) refers to any system that, when connecting to another system, attempts to encrypt the communications channel otherwise falling back to unencrypted communications. This method requires no pre-arrangement between the two systems. Opportunistic encryption can be used to combat passive wiretapping. (An active wiretapper, on the other hand, can disrupt encryption negotiation to either force an unencrypted channel or perform a man-in-the-middle attack on the encrypted link) It does not provide a strong level of security as authentication may be difficult to establish and...
@PaulVargas I don't know. Do you?
It's really a question of needs.
Is there anything you do that needs the newer CPU? Id not, then you don't need to upgrade.
 
4:27 AM
@PaulVargas The 6700K is actually a downgrade in single-threaded performance.
 
Bob
Do you want to upgrade? Then that's a question of what you want.
@allquixotic More nuanced than that, though. Things like newer chipsets, DDR4 support, faster iGPU, etc..
End of the day, though, whether someone needs the upgrade or not depends entirely on their circumstances.
There's nothing absolutely groundbreaking here.
 
heh... and then there's people like me who have the i7-3770K, which is 1.5 gens older than the 4790K, quite a bit lower single-threaded perf, but I'm not planning to upgrade to Skylake because the improvement isn't worth my money.
probably will go for Kaby + Pascal
 
Bob
@allquixotic Eh, I'm still on the 2600
Honestly, from Nehalem onwards CPUs have largely been 'fast enough' for everyday uses.
Even some of the Core 2 ones.
 
I'm still waiting for a smartphone that will last a week without charging, while playing hearthstone :p
 
4:50 AM
@Bob Speaking of Core 2 Duos and their capability; my first gaming rig I built (or rather, I upgraded an off the shelf tower to the point where the only thing that was original was the motherboard) has a Core 2 Duo E8400 (3 GHz dual-core) for it's processor, and it's still a pretty formidable beast. That combined with a cheap NVidia GT 640 (Galaxy factory overclocked) would max out most games from 2010 and back (some newer). Skyrim ran just fine at 1440x900 at the highest possible settings. >>
Just goes to show that, even though some hardware is getting older, it's quite capable of doing most modern tasks.
But, alas, now that I have built a much, much better gaming rig with an AMD FX-8350 O/C to 4.9 GHz, Three AMD R9 290's in cross-fire (this was originally a NVidia GTX Titan Black, but I later changed my mind to use three high-end cards like the R9 290, because my setup has three 4K monitors and would work better with such a setup. I may or may not keep the Titan Black for a future project as I don't need the money back at this moment, but if I ever do, I will most likely sell that card.
 
@Bob I have a 3770 and a 980TI, which works great
@AlexSolon which is the real reason why PC manufacturers are struggling
@AlexSolon I game on one 4k monitor on a 980TI. I do 2x 4k monitors fine tho
 
The only downside to having an AMD card is the lack of support for GPU-computational-processing (Things like Cuda Cores make a big difference in software for engineering and video editing), so it tends to be faster and more fluid feeling to use a single, crap GTX card (like even my GT 640 performed better than these three R9 290's). But I do have a $4000 Quadro M6000 8 Gigabyte card that I got from my moms work (she's the project engineer at the firm she works at, and all the computers >> next
 

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