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12:31 AM
Seems to be a white balance issue to me. The saved image should contain Exif metadata which specifies the settings the camera used. The D70s is also a very, very old camera (dating back to April 2005, more than a decade ago) and I strongly recommend that you consider upgrading to a newer model as sensor and image processing technology has changed dramatically since. — bwDraco 6 mins ago
 
1:04 AM
It's only 10 hours... why does it says it's 2 days long? o.O
 
It feels like 2 days? ;p
lol
Fasttrack related crash. 9:15 today
I should try to remember to keep it unplugged tommorrow
I love how they schedule everything with a giant wall of post-its
 
1:21 AM
@JourneymanGeek That guy hasn't a clue what he's on about
 
Also, job-1 was nowhere this cool
@qasdfdsaq meh. MONORAIL
And yeah a lot of it isn't really true. Monorails were raised cause it looked cooler
 
Grade separation is an advantage, he conflates many different types of monorail, and thinks anything you can do with a monorail you could do with a bus...
... When's the last time a bus did 500 km/h?
 
o0
The japanese bullet trains are monorails?
 
Debatable... but the German ones were.
Looks like STO is still getting DDoS'd... :-/
To some extent that depends on your definition of "monorail", but that's partly the issue, the guy calls everything from maglev bullet trains to an upside down tram a monorail.
 
Our team is investigating the current connection issues.
I don't play MMOs but this seems to be an awfully common issue these days.
 
1:28 AM
I've played two, STO has been getting a lot of attacks on and off, the other MMO I played I'm not aware of it getting DDoS'd ever.
At least, not successfully.
The guys who run STO seem to be exceptionally bad at handling it, but then again, they're bad enough handling day-to-day player load as it is.
 
My hosting provider Linode was slammed with a series of DDOS attacks for more than two weeks starting on Christmas 2015.
 
Did they manage to do anything about it or just sat around and prayed it went away on its own?
 
Linode worked with their colocation providers to get things under control, and had called in the FBI et al. to investigate.
 
See, that's fine. At least they did something about it
 
1:49 AM
heh
I keep spamming youtube links today
Made by one of the greatest action movie directors IMO. Granted he works with a bunch of super takelented martial artists who were criminally underused in the force awakened...
 
2:11 AM
so ... the internet
I stumbled across this gem and now will inflict it upon you all:
you can thank me later
 
Bob
@tereško ...that looks distinctly nsfw
 
and by thank you mean blame?
 
@Bob you can just listen
 
Does teresko even have brains?
 
@tereško 10 seconds in. I think she's asking the wrong question...
Does she have brains?
 
Bob
2:15 AM
@tereško I think I would've been happier not to.
Can I flag that as offensive to all humans capable of thought?
4
 
And dogs
Marvin Minsky died.
(I was convinced for years he was a mythical figure)
 
2:51 AM
@tereško YOU KILLED CHAT, YOU FELINE....
 
At least it wasn't me for once.
 
I might have unintentionally cause few aneurysms
 
Right click > Rename...Michael Frank 27 secs ago
 
adds @tereško to the secret list
 
Oi he doesn't deserve a place on the special list
 
3:37 AM
@JourneymanGeek :(
 
in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 15 mins ago, by bwDraco
Capturing—and transporting—such massive quantities of locusts is a megascale engineering problem.
 
> 1/25/2016 - Monday
1:04 pm Delivery exception LINTHICUM HEIGHTS, MD
Business closed - No delivery attempt
FedEx: they can't deliver my package because there's too much snow
 
@allquixotic Ironically, I just brought a UPS Next Day Air shipment to a UPS Access Point today.
It's a damaged DSLR lens, and this is the fifth attempt to repair it.
It was out of warranty, so we did have to pay for it, but all subsequent attempts are their responsibility under the repaired product's service warranty.
Precision Camera and Video Repair is the company in question.
At least this time they gave me a shipping label for Next Day Air...
 
@allquixotic Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
I guess not
@bwDraco dried and powdered!
 
3:47 AM
pate means its wet
 
...but that's a very similar approach.
It's still a problem on an extremely large scale.
 
No worse than a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
 
Anonymous
4:06 AM
@JourneymanGeek WAIT WHAT
 
Anonymous
FUCK
 
Anonymous
FUUUCK
 
Anonymous
I didn't really pay attention to his babble on AI
 
Anonymous
but he was after all the fucking inventor of the CCD sensor
 
Anonymous
4:18 AM
nb: his research on AI wasn't babble, do not read it in a literal way. I also think CCD > AI
 
Anonymous
fuck, it's the serial starrer
 
can whoever's starring every message please stop
4
 
Anonymous
@allquixotic I just starred you: as a PSA
 
@PatoSáinz -_-
 
Anonymous
4:34 AM
@JourneymanGeek I see you're star-purging
 
no, I am
 
Anonymous
@allquixotic oh I didn't remember you had admin powers here
 
just a room owner
 
Anonymous
yea
 
@allquixotic Err, as for 5 > 2... isn't 2-day two business day over there?
 
4:46 AM
Yeah
I was having lunch
Totally not me
@PatoSáinz Funny thing. I used to think Marvin Minsky did not exist
He was a fictional charecter.... and people made him up
Its a bit like finding out there actually is a santa claus.
 
And then finding out Santa Claus has died.
 
Oh I knew he existed a while.
Twas hillarious
I wonder if there's a feature request for seeing who starred things...
meh
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Q: I'm seeing stars! (I can see who starred a message and so can you)

DoorknobSo I was making a chatbot in Ruby for SE chat, and I discovered that I could find out the starrer of a message. I'm pretty sure stars, like votes, are supposed to be anonymous. Although this knowledge would help for cases of star trolls like this. Here's the specific slice of code that do...

You USED to be able to
@allquixotic the snowzilla is pretty damned funny tho
 
Would be nice to see who flagged something too.
 
yeah
But that should be a mod only thing
 
But for now I bad people can drive-by flag everything with impunity.
 
4:54 AM
ahh good
Now I can blame any mysterious drive by flags on you ;p
 
Anonymous
@qasdfdsaq have you been affected by them drive-bys?
 
Many times.
 
naw
Actually in your case we actually line you up against the wall...
 
Once resulting in a drive-by *Hot Modding*™
 
Anonymous
modiding
 
Anonymous
4:56 AM
modederators
 
I can't do a drive by if I AM SITTING HERE
!!baroo
hm
!!list
 
See? SITTING HERE.
DOING UNDER THE TABLE THINGS.
(like sitting here, clearly)
and adding people to the secret list
 
Anonymous
the diary of shit people
 
5:03 AM
The only people allowed to have me on their secret list are smart, sexy lady modders.
And you're none of the above.
In fact, you're a dog.
Dogs can't write lists.
 
By that, dog's can't chat either ;p
@PatoSáinz She should do a B-sides album XD
lol
Played that on the speaker.
Roomie was glare
 
See what did I say all along. JourneymanGeek is a cover.
 
That classical music loving snob ;p
 
He/she/it isn't real.
Real dogs can't chat.
@PatoSáinz You guys clearly have some unhealthy infatuation with this Becky character.
 
Its Becky.
Also, if Becky Music is not to your taste, Have some heavily accented polish metal. youtube.com/watch?v=LapknbGS7Os
 
 
3 hours later…
7:48 AM
Is there anyone who can help me with this problem; http://superuser.com/questions/1031261/get-function-of-table-of-values-in-excel

Thank you in advance
 
reddit.com/r/changelog/comments/428vdq/… reddit broke rss feeds for nearly everyone to fix a XSS vulnerbility for thunderbird...
 
@Bob yeah, aware of em. For some reason not really a band I listen to for some reason
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek lol, it started coming up in one of my Spotify radios recent-ish-ly
they're alright
 
I'm trying to find a specific wierd playlist
It had pretty good symphonic metal, mixed in with japanese girl rock
sadly it randomly pops up every now and then than vanishes
 
Bob
8:01 AM
@JourneymanGeek ...is it that one you linked before with the really weird videos?
 
define really wierd
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek I actually prefer the Eversleeping-style songs more than the others ... so it really was kinda accidental that I stumbled on it -_-
 
shh
Ahh
Its a autoplaylist
 
XD
Naw
That's earlier
and that's not that wierd....
 
Bob
8:03 AM
Oh I even said it wasn't really weird at that time too.
 
This is wierd
(I don't really like it. Its just wierd)
 
Bob
o.O
 
Its apparently "My mix - Rock music"
Which is dynamic so...
stuff changes
 
8:19 AM
 
8:59 AM
@JourneymanGeek sorry, i didn't have access to the internet yesterday...
you wanted to ask me something??
 
9:11 AM
@RahulBasu Oh your PDN version....
 
The latest ;P
 
I ended up posting an answer. Then editing it cause I realised I was wrong
Oh, then you have hardware acceleration
 
yeah I saw...
 
but its direct2d
Not quite the same as the sort of stuff you'd find in say, PS
 
yeah...
also...
what app did you use for that gif??
 
9:13 AM
Licecap
 
ohkay...
 
There's another one @Bob likes with shinier features, but I keep forgetting to try it
 
@BOB
PING!
 
yeah... I already downloaded it :D
 
9:17 AM
I wonder if they fixed the highdpi issues...
ahh they have
 
yep
 
9:34 AM
Updated a question/answer combo on that
 
Bob
10:01 AM
@JourneymanGeek ScreenToGif @RahulBasu
It's a tiny bit buggy but you can delete parts and add title screens :P
And captions
 
10:57 AM
Oh nice
 
cpx
11:22 AM
Can a 1 TB SATA HDD have 16 heads? It almost has a single platter.
Maybe the 'Speccy' software is wrong.
 
16 heads is the limit of the traditional CHS addressing system. It's obsolete.
 
Bob
11:41 AM
@cpx They just report a fake number of heads.
 
@Psycogeek I keep seeing they push these modules: http://www.frys.com/product/8068394

Ever heard about Pacific Sun? Are they as compatible with laptops as Crucial?
 
@Bob And cylinders. And sectors.
@Boris_yo All memory is just as compatible as any other memory
Also Pacific Sun just rebadge Micron chips, same as Crucial.
It is literally the same memory as a Crucial stick with a different label on it.
 
cpx
Fake cylinders and sectors too?
 
CHS addressing is obsolete. Any numbers listed in the cylinders, heads, sectors fields are fake.
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq You mean the entire stick, or just the memory chips?
 
11:51 AM
@Bob The entire stick.
 
cpx
@qasdfdsaq Including tracks?
 
Hell, they'll supply the exact same stick with a "Pacific Sun" sticker or a "Dell" sticker or a "Crucial" sticker or a "HP" sticker or whatever else on it
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Huh, interesting. Micron doesn't seem to sell the sticks retail.
 
@Bob That's because Crucial is the name for Micron's retail product.s
 
Bob
lol
 
11:53 AM
So a client sent me a guide on how to use their web portal to send then encrypted files
Because, well, sensitive data apparently has to be transported through web portals
 
@cpx Tracks ARE cylinders.
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Oh. Didn't know it was the same company.
 
And they give the address of the portal with `https:\\` :(
 
cpx
@qasdfdsaq Ah, right.
 
@OliverSalzburg At least it is https.
 
Bob
11:53 AM
@OliverSalzburg It actually makes sense. Emails are not confidential.
Unless you apply encryption (e.g. PGP) on top. Which is rarely supported.
All-in-all, HTTPS is easier.
 
I was referring to their use of backslashes
 
Bob
1 min ago, by Oliver Salzburg
Because, well, sensitive data apparently has to be transported through web portals
 
Chrome interprets backslashes as forwardslashes automatically it seems
 
Bob
It really does have to.
 
So does internet explorer
 
Bob
11:55 AM
Of easily-accessible methods, you're basically left with HTTPS and FTPS/SFTP.
 
Maybe they've been using backslashes for everything their entire lives and never noticed it was being silently changed to forwardslashes when they press enter? :-P
 
Yeah, they take security very seriously. Which is also why they sent me the guide as a Word document
 
If it's already an "encrypted file" and it's being sent through a secure web interface, that's pretty much industry standard.
I mean banks use it, government agencies use it, educational institutions use it, etc.
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Most don't even require the file to be encrypted first, AFAIK.
 
@Bob I was literally in the process of typing that
 
Bob
11:57 AM
And it really adds little. Unless they don't control the web endpoint.
 
cpx
Still the values are different and probably fake: Cylinders 121,601 and Tracks 31,008,255.
 
31008255 divided by 121601 is exactly 255
 
Bob
@cpx Cylinder is distance from centre. Track is distance from centre on one platter. Track is a combination of head and cylinder. Number of tracks is number of heads x number of cylinders.
...I think.
 
Probably 255 heads x 121601 cylinders.
 
Bob
Yea, sounds like it.
 
12:03 PM
> For a single or double sided floppy disk track is the common term; and for more than two heads cylinder is the common term. Strictly speaking a track is a given CH combination consisting of SPT sectors, while a cylinder consists of SPT×H sectors.
 
also with modern drives isn't all that abstracted out?
 
cpx
I doubt if any drive has 255 heads. It sounds ridiculous.
 
@JourneymanGeek I did say it's obsolete.
 
Bob
@cpx Again, those numbers are all fake.
 
12:04 PM
yuuup
 
Bob
Drives use LBA now.
You give it a block number. You don't know, or care, where on the drive you are.
 
Drives have been using LBA for over a decade
 
Bob
The drive might not even have heads (see: SSDs)
 
cpx
@qasdfdsaq Since SATA I think.
 
Bob
CHS itself originally reflected physical layout but now it's just an abstract, and obsolete, addressing model.
 
12:05 PM
@cpx No, since way way way before SATA
CHS is only capable of addressing disks up to 8GB in size in extended form, and 0.5GB in standard form
> With an old BIOS limit of 1024 cylinders and the ATA limit of 16 heads[9] the combined effect was 1024×16×63=1032192 sectors, i.e., a 504 MiB limit for sector size 512. BIOS translation schemes known as ECHS and revised ECHS mitigated this limitation by using 128 or 240 instead of 16 heads, simultaneously reducing the numbers of cylinders and sectors to fit into 1024/128/63 (ECHS limit: 4032 MiB) or 1024/240/63 (revised ECHS limit: 7560 MiB) for the given total number of sectors on a disk
ANY drive over 8GB uses fake numbers. I don't know why they still exist tbh.
LBA has been around since 1986.
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Huh. That's a decade earlier than I expected.
 
> The IDE standard included 22-bit LBA as an option (1986), which was further extended to 28-bit with the release of ATA-1 (1994) and to 48-bit with the release of ATA-6 (2003), whereas the size of entries in on-disk and in-memory data structures holding the address is typically 32 or 64 bits. Most hard disk drives released after 1996 implement logical block addressing.
Kids these days will probably grow up having never heard of CHS addressing.
 
Bob
@qasdfdsaq Oh, they'll hear of it.
See: classful networks.
 
@Bob Kids these days probably won't hear of that either
By the time they're old enough to understand networks we'll all be on native IPv6.
(Yes yes I can dream)
 
12:22 PM
@qasdfdsaq And 'LBA' for SCSI since 1978 :)
 
@Hennes Better off on SF.
 
Aye, should also link that there
 
@qasdfdsaq Lots of folk here run our own servers tho, or things that rely on OpenSSL
 
Then again, they probably got the email themselves.
So yeah, maybe it's more useful here :-P
@JourneymanGeek PolarSSL!
 
I am running a pkg update ... check info... oh, more to do later
 
12:50 PM
> A password reminder has already been sent within the last 24 hours. To prevent abuse, only one password reminder will be sent per 24 hours.
FUUUUU
 
Anonymous
@Hennes openssl considered harmful
 
Anonymous
@qasdfdsaq boringssl! libressl!
 
Ant TSL in a storm.
 
@qasdfdsaq here?
 
@JourneymanGeek Wikipedia
21 hours ago, by qasdfdsaq
Grr. My Wikipedia login is fucked.
Still fucked.
Grr. lol. Turns out usernames are case sensitive in the login box, but NOT case sensitive in the recover password box. And they removed the message saying so.
AND they don't tell you if the email address you entered is correct and only let you try once per 24 hours.
AND it would have been futile anyway, as the actual email address on the account was one I lost access to five years ago.
 
Anonymous
12:58 PM
yea mediawiki logins can be... unreliable
 
"Frustrating the hell out of me for 21 hours" is more than just "unreliable"
 
1:27 PM
0
Q: How do I evaluate 2 different hardware specs for an application?

Paul MooreI have a single-threaded, CPU-bound application that's currently running on a multi-core Windows machine (32-way 2.1GHz Pentium Pro/II/III). It's stuck at 100% of one of the "cores", which equates to about 3% CPU. Unfortunately, the application can't be easily modified or made multi-threaded. We'...

Something fishy about the hardware here
 
What makes you think that? >_>
 
(32-way 2.1GHz Pentium Pro/II/III)
 
/s
Pentium Pro/II/III didn't have hyperthreading either. I suspect it's just some generic "x86-compatible" processor ID string he's going off.
 
Bob
21
Q: Could I recover the content of file from its checksum/hash?

beppe9000Let's say I have a video file that is splitted in multiple parts. Each piece is long 2 Megabyte. Imagine also that i have a list of the Sha256/checksum/any hash type for each piece and and also for the full file. Now assume that i have somehow misplaced/lost/fubar one of these pieces. Could I r...

 
@Bob I'm actually needing to do something similar to recover my last ZFS array
The amount of time would be on the order of the time required to brute-force a 10-million character long password. We're not even in the realms of geological time here, let alone human time. — qasdfdsaq 2 mins ago
:27106393 Size limits, plus it has to match both SHA-1 hashes
In the case of my ZFS array, I have the actual data, the possibilities are only where they lie on which disk
Which is slightly easier to brute force. Incidentally, not sure if I'm running fletcher4 or sha-1 checksums, but if the latter, a CPU upgrade might help drastically.
 
2:17 PM
My mum has nothing to do..." the mother bored "
3
 
@Hennes LOL
 
2:31 PM
Oh I see what you're talking about now.
-3
Q: how to activate wireless network on hp elitebook

davidmazodzeforgive me for wrong grammar and spellings .last month I bought a refurbished HP elitebook 6930 which is using windows 7 starter,im struggling to activate wireless network (Bluetooth and WiFi) because it needs BIOS admin password which I don't know even the dealer who sold me doesn't know either

Doesn't sound dodgy at all
 
 
2 hours later…
Bob
5:03 PM
Always fun finding nice songs and then the album art looks like a portrait from a 2006 camera phone.
 
5:30 PM
 
6:09 PM
thats always been one of my fav animated gifs
 
New phone \o/ Nexus 6. Let's see what it can do...
 
good choice
you get all your ota's directly from google.. i despise you.
;]
 
Now, if only I hadn't left my SIM ejector for the One at work :(
 
?
oh wrong room lol
 
Bob
s/get all your ota's directly from/give all your data directly to/
:P
@OliverSalzburg Paperclip?
 
6:13 PM
@Bob Just found a different wire that would fit (yay)
Fuck me. The Nexus requires a Nano SIM :(
 
;[
 
So much for that
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg Get the scissors out!
 
@OliverSalzburg Snip snip!
 
Bob
(I just printed a template and cut mine for the mini => micro)
 
6:16 PM
I'll go WiFi for now ;D
 
Okay, so there's Tap & Go. Just touch your phone to your old phone and your accounts are magically transferred and everything is awesome. I try it. It transfers something, then pops up a toast "Restore from backup failed". I am very impressed!
 
Bob
lol
 
The things that are possible with today's technology. Endless possibilities!
 
if you want to be able to use android tap and play with it for sales transactions make sure you DONT unlock it.
 
Alright, so that "completed". Now I'm notified that I can upgrade to Android 5.1. Awesome! Let's do it. It downloads the update... and then shuts off the device :(
 
6:34 PM
meant to tell ya that
 
Let's try turning it on again!
 
tap and pay*
 
But, apparently, my account was still transferred alright, because I'm already getting email. What I don't get though, I still had to enter my password for my Google account. So, what exactly did Tap&Go do? Transfer my email address?
Now it's running on Android 5.0.1, while my CMOS on the One was based on 5.1.1, and it says there are no more updates available
 
@OliverSalzburg Well you wouldn't want someone quietly tap&Go'ing your phone at a party without you noticing, would you?
 
@MichaelFrank You still have to press "Confirm" like 3 times when it's initiated
 
6:41 PM
"hey is that the x? Can I compare size to my one?" taptaptap
 
I want one of those ^^^
 
 
1 hour later…
Bob
7:46 PM
Hmm. Debating going from 24 GB to 32 GB of RAM
 
Not worth it.
 
Bob
True... I rarely go above 50% (12 GB) used
But it's cheap! -_-
 
That said, just because I didn't notice much of a difference doesn't mean you won't
 
8:20 PM
@qasdfdsaq My laptop officially supports up to 8GB RAM however people had luck with some brands by installing 16GB. Intel CPU supports 16GB but some complained it didn't work in their laptop. It was mentioned among them that Crucial memory modules resulted in highest success rate.
 
8:32 PM
I've decided that other than recovering servers... I really hate imaging systems, just to realize that I forgot ONE WHOLE CRITICAL STEP... Luckily, it was still on my testing system -.-
 
Did you forget the... imaging step?
 
@qasdfdsaq Forget to make image. Wipe machine. Attempt to image system with a blank USB?
 
Bob
@MichaelFrank First mistake is using the same machine as both source and target.
 
It's because our organization uses FOG, so that is what we use to image. We also still use Samba 3 domains, which requires us to force Windows to use Local Profiles only. That didn't work, and I realized that I forgot to do all the Group Policy stuff before capturing the image. Luckily, I am back in SysPrep mode, so I can do what I need
 
@Dave wat
 
9:03 PM
What I'd really like is to properly learn how to deploy universal images that pull whatever drivers they need, AND the settings, all while using free software (since we don't have Windows Servers to do deployments with)
 
 
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