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15:00
@JourneymanGeek do Singaporean schnauzer-corgis celebrate Christmas?
or is it schanzer-huskie
I am not a corgi.
sorry >_>
totally embarrassed now
Anonymous
<_<
15:00
westie-schnauzer officially
I keep forgetting the westie part :P
Anonymous
@ChatBotJohnCavil i͈̺̲̣̺͎̼ͥn͉̘͍̪ͭ́ͩ̍v̞̩̫͇̮o̿k͋ͦ̈́̂ͨ͌͐͠ę̩̺̱́̽ ̡̐̿̋̌z͕̭̫͓̥̫͊ͬ̃a̵͓̼͉̠̖͍͉̓́̌ͬl̪̖̭̅ͪ̐͑͆̏̕g̬͎̩̗͕̤ͬ̎̿̒͂ͨo̖̘̰͎̥͡
anyway, do Singaporean westie-schnauzers celebrate Christmas?
I personally don't ;p
15:01
@allquixotic: we have no idea of the paternity of my canine alter-ego.
we just picked a likely, flat approved breed ;p
O_O
(though, our apartment dosen't fall under public housing dog rules)
@Bob you have commit rights to my fork of chatbot; any chance you can merge in Zirak's commits (accept his version of master.js) and ~/dev/reload.sh?
@Braiam: that there's approved breeds?
@PatoSáinz Do you have the link to that sitw which generates this stuff ?
15:02
bonus points if you're able to git push the changes out to my fork
Anonymous
@Gowtham search for zalgo text
Anonymous
HE COMES
@PatoSáinz are you kidding? he's here! hell, he's been here for several years.
Anonymous
@allquixotic i'll fork all your dongles for you (inb4 fired because of sexist jokes)
it's just a matter of time until the center stops holding
15:04
> The driver has detected that device \Device\Harddisk0\DR0 has predicted that it will fail. Immediately back up your data and replace your hard disk drive. A failure may be imminent.
How bad is that ^ ?
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@allquixotic huh
uhm, ok
SMART says that the disk is okish
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(I'll probably do the merging on my own machine)
14 mins ago, by Bob
I have some time now, but I forgot what it was -_-
...if not, don't worry about it
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just trying to find the folder I put that stuff in
15:05
it should work fairly well with the Github app for Windows (the new one)
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@allquixotic I use Git Extensions
ah. well then XD
@Gowtham: is this a system drive/anything with anything important?
Anonymous
@Gowtham do not believe in predictions
the github app is nice because it doesn't use or need any public keys
it asks you for your github password; remembers it; and then uses that password as a credential to push over https
it's pretty sweet really
15:06
@JourneymanGeek nope, it's not my computer
friend's lappy
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@allquixotic Git Extensions/msysgit can use HTTPS too
@Bob yeah, but it asks you for your username and password each time
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@allquixotic you can save them
it only asked once for me
though I prefer SSH anyway
@Gowtham: what make?
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15:07
just haven't got it set up on this machine
eh, it's very samey in the end because they have access to all the crypto algs' vulnerabilities/backdoors anyway
may as well push over http
@JourneymanGeek Vista, don't know any other details :/
it has a 250 gig HDD
@Gowtham: it probably failed an internal test by some software put in by the OEM. Its good enough for a warranty replacement, and/or the drive might keep running in the short run.
Anonymous
@Gowtham vista means DEATH
hopefully it's still under warranty
@PatoSáinz actually, I'd take a fully patched Vista over XP any day of the week
it's not a terrible OS anymore
15:09
vista? Not likely due to age
Anonymous
@allquixotic it still means DEATH
the only gripe I have with Vista at this point is that it doesn't have any build of IE 10 or 11 that works with it... I've been keeping up with my upgrades so that I have the latest IE, not that I use it terribly often, but Steam and other programs really get a kick out of opening up IE regardless of my default browser
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@JourneymanGeek ...Steam never opens IE for me
hmm it is preceded by
> An error was detected on device \Device\Harddisk1\DR1 during a paging operation.
so it was trying to page in/out something to the page file and failed... wonder if it was an ATA transfer failure or a filesystem error
if it went bad at the FS layer, you could probably run chkdsk
Anonymous
15:13
@allquixotic ?!?!
Anonymous
steam opening IE, lol @ you
@PatoSáinz well, I have my browser set to FF, but things like Hearthstone, Steam and Starcraft 2 like to open IE whenever I click a link :S (although Steam usually displays stuff in the built-in webkit whenever I click a link within the Steam Store)
wow, the guy plugs in his external HDD and according to smart data it's in a worse state than his internal HDD
So much for backing up to the external HDD
Anonymous
lo
And that error(page file)refers to his external one (HardDisk1) while the internal one which is about to fail(according to windows) is hardDisk0
15:17
@Gowtham people run the most degraded stuff, I swear. a bad sector or two is nothing to worry about usually, but people try and get the last few minutes of life out of a seriously dying HDD -_- and it sucks
@allquixotic; I'm trying to kill one of mine ;p
@Gowtham: thats bad
you have bad sectors, and your HDD can't do anything about it.
one thing is for sure: in my RAID-0 array, the very second I start to see any sort of pre-failure indicators, I'm buying a new set of disks and telling it "now you're RAID-10; do a copy"
sigh where do I tell him to backup now :P
15:18
actually I should probably do that now
would work nicely for read performance regardless
@Gowtham to The Cloud? unless his upstream is about 10 KB/s
@Utkarsh Why are you using another account to post your question?
uh oh; now a mod's onto him :D
I'm just curious.
As long as you're not banned, you can have as many accounts as you want.
@slhck pretty sure he's question banned -- in fact, a week or two ago, he confessed that he is using his sister's account, because his true original account was banned to some extent (question banned? chat banned? I don't know specifically)
I'd have to dig up the message though
15:22
@allquixotic You don't have to, I could check ;)
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@allquixotic
Dec 17 at 4:46, by Utkarsh
this account is not mine
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ugh
hgu
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@allquixotic sorry if this sounds dumb - how should I pull ignoring current changes to the master.js files?
this is on your server; I've already merged on the remote
15:24
pull specific commits?
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I guess I could just git reset it
wait, what??
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error: Your local changes to the following files would be overwritten by merge:
        master.js
        master.min.js
Please, commit your changes or stash them before you can merge.
@Bob well, first of all, run git stash. then, you pull, and it tells you "panic! master.js has changed and idk how to fix it!" and then you git checkout --theirs master.js then git commit --all then git push --all
so:
Bah, I return from shopping and I find a rep capped account.
15:25
lol
Now what shall I do? Go on a down-vote spree ?
this is good no?
meh, I need to repcap... only hat apart of marauder I know I will not get
Bob
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@allquixotic I've already done the merge
git stash
git pull github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot
git checkout --theirs master.js
git commit --all
#write a commit message, Ctrl+x, y, enter
git push --all
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15:25
it's already in your github repo
Aye. It has been a while though.
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I don't want to commit anything
@Bob oh, OK :D in that case just git stash
posted on December 24, 2013

14 year old wants to be a vampire.

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@allquixotic and discard the stashed files after?
15:26
@allquixotic His upload speed is too slow :P
@Bob nah, you can leave them, I don't care
it really doesn't matter
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k :P
might as well reset then, I guess
@GFSE okey
!!tell 12817889 hv
15:27
that's how you become a vampire at 14
@Bob that's fine too.. git reset --hard master.js should do it... then just git pull (the remote is my branch) and cd ..; ./reload.sh
reload takes care of restarting the bot and building master.js
for some reason, some part of me expects that to be a sparkly animated gif
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and copying master.js from SO-ChatBot to so-chatbot-driver
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@allquixotic yea, all done
!!info
15:28
sweet
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hmm
!!info
@Bob I awoke on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 15:28:52 GMT (that's about 17 seconds ago), learned 48 commands
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there we go
!!help meme
@allquixotic meme: Return a simple meme link. /meme memeName
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15:29
..we really should add version numbers
OH
I remember!
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was going to remove listcommands pagination!
o rite. well I already semi-enhanced listcommands with natural number pagination
!!listcommands
@allquixotic help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, choose, user, listcommands, parse, tell, afk, awsm, color, convert, define, domain, findcommand, forgetseen, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, test, why, ok, hello, friday, after5, theanswer, caution, nicethings, europe, goaway, status, idk, thatword, poptart, routertroubleshooting, networkingproblem, meta, rlemon, no, foxno, yes, orlmente, fixit, uio, taytaytay, ping, maybe, say (page 1/2)
!!listcommands 2
15:30
@allquixotic facepalm, hv, ohhh, whocares, snore, toostupid, bababababat, plz, whee, lol, sudo, beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe, test1, ittts, gates, potato, pissed, evil, ohmy, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, spec, stat, stats, timer, todo, undo, urban, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo (page 2/2)
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lol
but pagination is totally unnecessary in the first place
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O.O
!!info beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe
@Bob Command beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe, created by Braiam on Sat, 07 Dec 2013 13:11:58 GMT but hasn't been used yet
i wonder if their markdown decoding takes care of formatting in eye messages
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15:30
???
oh right, thigh was removed
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@allquixotic it's been removed
!!beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe
Just how many hats are there?
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15:31
@Hennes over 9000
it's the under construction gif from web 0.1
i came up with the "reinterpretation" of that image, "that looks like someone beating blood out of a rock with a scythe"
which led to Braiam defining that command
teamwork™
Nov 16 at 3:25, by allquixotic
!!learn beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe https://i.sstatic.net/G1pTU.gif
cough
oh right, you redefined it with <>
Blame where blame is due?
whatevs bro. still teamwork™
is it sad that i have these alt codes memorized ™®Þ§
=-Þ used to be my standard smiley emoticon
back in the Diablo 1 B.Net days
15:34
;p is mine.
(cause happy mutts tend to stick their tongues out ;p)
@JourneymanGeek I know, and your frequent use of it has led me to be compelled to mimic it :P monkey see monkey do
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@allquixotic I just take a quick trip to google
kinda like how if I talk to someone with an accent for a very long time I will gradually take on their accent
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@JourneymanGeek I just use :P :P
I use the classic "meh"
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15:35
bleh.
I should maybe consider using (: because it's very unconventional
@Bob: capital Ps need more keystrokes ;p
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@JourneymanGeek Not when you have caps lock!
i know a person who types capital letters by using caps lock -- they never hit the shift keys "because it doesn't do anything when I press shift"
actually is Shift + ;p
!!palmface
15:36
@Braiam That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
!!facepalm
sometimes they forget to take it off and END UP TYPING IN AOLCHATESE
where's the palm face!!!??????!!!!!!1eleve
d:
I disable my capslock ;p
15:37
@JourneymanGeek ok, now you're starting to sound like DOS
stop that right this instant
I just use the shift key
Oh. " Queen Elisabeth verleent gratie aan Alan Turing "
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@allquixotic A:\
@JourneymanGeek but... but!!! when I press that key, nothing happens!
Should be understandable without translation. :)
15:38
@allquixotic: you leave one paw on the key, and use the other paw to type ;p
Not ready reading drive A
Abort, Retry, Fail?
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"Elisabeth"?
|reign = |cor-type = Coronation |coronation = 2 June 1953 |predecessor = George VI |suc-type = Heir apparent |successor = Charles, Prince of Wales |reg-type = |regent = See list |spouse = Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (m. 1947) |issue = |issue-link = #Issue |full name = Elizabeth Alexandra Mary |house = House of Windsor |father = George VI |mother = Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon |birth_date = |birth_place = Mayfair, London, England, United Kingdom |death_date = |death_place = |religion = }} Elizabeth II (Elizabeth Alexandra Mary...
Who bungled that?
Koningin Elizabeth heeft de Britse
wiskundige Alan Turing postuum gratie
gegeven.De veroordeling van Turing in
de jaren 50 voor homoseksualiteit is
daardoor ongedaan gemaakt.

"Alan Turing was een bijzondere man die
een hoofdrol speelde in de redding van
dit land in de Tweede Wereldoorlog",zei
premier Cameron.Turing kraakte met zijn
staf de onbreekbaar geachte Enigma-code
van de nazi's met een soort computer.

Na de oorlog werd Turing veroordeeld
tot chemische castratie omdat hij seks
met een man had.Hij pleegde zelfmoord
@Bob don't know. I don't think you're allowed to change the way someone's name is spelled just because you speak a different language, unless the source and destination languages don't use the same character set
Queen Elizabeth, the British
mathematician Alan Turing a posthumous pardon
gegeven.De condemnation of Turing in
the 50s for homosexuality
thus undone.

"Alan Turing was a special man who
played a major role in the rescue of
this country in World War II, "said
Prime Cameron.Turing cracked his
Staff honorable unbreakable Enigma code
the Nazis with a kind of computer.

After the war, Turing was convicted
chemical castration because he sex
a man committed suicide had.Hij
in 1954.Premier Brown offered in 2009
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15:40
@allquixotic Yea.
@Hennes So nice of her to gegeven him a posthumous pardon.
(sorry, I just had to point that out. Google Translate?)
Yes. google trans
エリザベエイト
I can still romajify any name ;p
Bob = ボオブ
allquixotic = アルクイコソテイコ
Boobu...
somehow sounds like Babu...
Hennes = ハーネスェ or (Americanized pronunciation) ヘンネスェ
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@allquixotic What do you think about sorting the command list? :P
15:48
@Bob a fine idea. now implement qsort in javascript gogogo there's probably a jquery function for that or something like that
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@allquixotic ...JS has a sort builtin
!!mdn sort
or it's probably called "String.spaghettify" in util.js (remember? they're apt to give weird names to things?)
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@allquixotic Nah, a bogosort sounds better.
their indexOf implementation is probably called findAtomByOffset
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15:50
oh yea, happy christmas all
!! s/happy/merry/
@allquixotic oh yea, merry christmas all (source)
why, merry christmas to you too, @Bob (:
for christmas i get... clothes \o/
no headphones, no graphics card, no new tablet, no {tech thing}
pretty much tapped out already this year
happy Christmas people !
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@ChatBotJohnCavil ...damn americans
/*
Exception: document.getElementById(...) is null
bot.adapter.init@Scratchpad/2:2505
@Scratchpad/2:2913
@Scratchpad/2:2487
*/
???
ok, now I'm confused :P
I probably fixed this before, but completely forgot how
		var pathToHostSite = document.getElementById('siterooms').href;
greeeat
15:55
16
Q: Why is it “Merry” Christmas, but “Happy” New Year?

Affable GeekHappy Christmas just sounds wrong to my American ear. (I do get that it is customary in England.) Merry New Year, equally so. Of the two, Christmas is the younger holiday and yet its greeting seems to be the more archaic. So, my question is this: how did these greeting wishes get stuck with th...

heh Amazon decides to price a lot of watches at 2014 inr :P
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@allquixotic heh, I just accidentally pasted all 222kB of master.js over at the sandbox
no limitation :P
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16:14
still not sure if sort is a good idea
@allquixotic Is it alright if I chuck the new listcommands on Cavil and see how it goes?
<--- Spamming you with cat pictures since the birth of the universe
16:36
how do i connect TV to laptop via HDMI cable?
@Hennes tsundere :P
do i have to install something in Windows ... some software or some driver?
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@EinsteinsGrandson 1. purchase HDMI cable; 2. connect cable to HDMI port on laptop; 3. connect cable to HDMI port on TV
!!facepalm
or do i have to restart the laptop or what?
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16:37
whoops
i did it, @Bob
but dont see nothing on TV screen
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...
!!google clone desktop
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oh ffs
!!info
@Bob I awoke on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 15:28:52 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 12 times, learned 48 commands
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16:38
good.
@Bob I awoke on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 16:10:34 GMT (that's about 28 minutes ago), got invoked 10 times, learned 6 commands
I don't know what to do with corded Razer DeathAdder mouse I bought. I don't like it being corded and want to sell it to replace it with Logitech Precision. For how much to sell it though?
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wtf
!!info
@Bob I awoke on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 15:28:52 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 13 times, learned 48 commands
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finally
!!tell Eins google clone desktop to tv
16:39
it works now
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eh. whatever. I failed to google :\
maybe the cable was not plugged into TV properly
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also, I think Win7 introduced a shortcut: win+p
(I just remembered)
my dream after 10 and half years came true
although there was no HDMI cable in 2003
i had the idea already
;o)
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be glad you never tried VGA or S-Video
16:41
i tried S-video in 2003
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most TVs were something like 640x480 at the time. often worse, actually
but the sound went from laptop not from TV
yes , the picture was terrible
but still
there is a problem with the sound, right?
i cant hear the sound from TV now
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Bob
.
make sure you have the right sound output device selected
the hdmi output is normally separate from the general soundcard out
it works now
i just had to set up in TV that sound does not come from laptop but from TV
@Bob I have Fn + F8 for that on my keyboard.
16:51
is there any adapter can convert usb cable printer to support wifi ?
@Bob What is wrong with S-Video?
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@vzhen uhm... some routers offer limited USB printer support
but that kind of thing tends to be fiddly
might be easier to just buy a wifi printer, they don't cost too much these days
but my usb printer is just working fine. I just don't want to waste it.
@Boris_yo it's translate to "super"-video... and we all know everything about the "super"-like products in commercials
Is this some kind of sick joke? No one else is working today, but I was told two other people would be in!
16:54
@vzhen your printer isn't the problem but the router....
@CanadianLuke I'm your father ¬_¬
Hey Pops... My question still stands though
@Braiam so you meant if my router has a usb port and I just can plug in and connect the printer ?
@vzhen Usually, yea
You can usually connect to it with SMB by \\192.168.1.1 (or whatever your router's IP address is), then map the printer from there
ic
@Bob most certainly!
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16:56
@allquixotic Thanks!
consider Cavil to be your sandbox for messing with JS or the bot. if you break it, please be ready to revert your changes, but "downtime" of the bot doesn't concern me in the least
sad, i dont have usb supported router
Serious?
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@Boris_yo Probably 802.11ac - don't expect it to reach even half that speed in practice.
!!info
@Bob I awoke on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 17:01:37 GMT (that's about 16 seconds ago), learned 48 commands, teleported 59 goats
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17:02
!!listcommands
@Bob help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, choose, user, listcommands, parse, tell, afk, awsm, color, convert, define, domain, findcommand, forgetseen, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, test, why, ok, hello, friday, after5, theanswer, caution, nicethings, europe, goaway, status, idk, thatword, poptart, routertroubleshooting, networkingproblem, meta, rlemon, no, foxno, yes, orlmente, fixit, uio, taytaytay, ping, maybe, say, facepalm, hv, ohhh
whocares, snore, toostupid, bababababat, plz, whee, lol, sudo, beatingbloodoutofarockwithascythe, tes
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@allquixotic Seems to work! :D
:-( I miss the godmode command...
@Bob that's freaking awesome :D
@Bob no kidding :P unless boris lives in a faraday cage
@EinsteinsGrandson Use a dislplay port to HDMI converter :)
17:06
!! toostupid
!! ohhh
@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: ohhh
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@allquixotic I just realised that pulling from your repo added a whole bunch of commits and now I have no idea how to submit a clean pull request with the last commit only to Zirak :P
Probably need to create a branch or something
@Bob you could fork Zirak's repo directly, then apply your changes, then submit a pull request
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17:14
@allquixotic It was originally a fork of his repo :P
I'm perfectly fine with it going into my repo, and I see you merged your own pull request, which is great, but this is such a useful thing that I agree that it belongs upstream.
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I think I should stop trying to clean it up, delete it, and start over :\
17:31
I suspect photoshop, but still
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@allquixotic Yay, I think I somehow managed to bungle my branches into working :P
whoops, forgot to remove the page option from the help
did that on the pull request to Zirak, though, and it's not a big deal... I'll leave that on Cavil for now
thanks!!
it's fine to stay on Cavil. I'll just pull Zirak's later and let it overwrite my stuff
@allquixotic Do you understand timeline concept in sci-fi?
17:44
@Boris_yo yeah, and each show has a way to explain around it... Star Trek is especially good at that
@allquixotic How do you explain Grandpa's Paradox?
@Boris_yo I don't. To quote T'Pol in Star Trek: Enterprise: "The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible."
@allquixotic It is possible in movies. To negate paradox, you need to bring up alternate timelines / parallel universes.
Inception was all same reality, was it?
none of it makes sense in terms of reality because we haven't shown that time travel of any sort is possible. relativity gives us time dilation, but not non-linear time
> "It's just a show; I should really just relax."
don't try to explain something that's just a plot device
@allquixotic How can one still be entertained without understanding important aspect?
17:58
@Boris_yo you can fantasize about it all you want, but you can never say you truly understand it unless you are able to produce new knowledge about physical reality that you can actually observe and hold to be true
There is a reason Matrix producers left many things unexplained...
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@Boris_yo sci-fi
I somehow think the "fiction" part of the genre has relevance here...
@Bob It does
it might be "fun to think about", but there are always going to be at least two possible answers which are (1) not impossible, (2) no way for you know which is correct because it's not science and we can't currently test either possibility

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