"Oh, well... you want the drugs? I certainly don't need them anymore."

My office phone used to get spam calls literally every 10 minutes. We eventually got sick of it and unplugged our phone, but I'd occasionally mess with 'em.

It was almost always from "American Senior Benefits" or something trying to get my Social Security.

I once followed up with a Nigerian prince scam as the perfect victim. When they asked for me to fill out a form, I sent it back (with fake info ofc) via an IP grabber link. Then I went on the offense asking them why they were in the Netherlands, and why the "bank" thats going to give me my money is using a gmail email address and doesn't have a website.

I'd of course always tell them I had Medicare and I was 60+ years old. That seemed to keep the conversation going for a bit. Sometimes it was enough to get to the second guy, after which I'd just be more obvious that I was wasting their time. Just breed animosity between their coworkers.

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I better get some sleep, hope you guys have a great day :)

@Cow Good night!

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@Cow I wasn't before but now I am considering that three people custom flagged that post lol

I guess I forgot how to properly handle approved edits, but it doesn't really matter considering there is no account anymore

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@GeneralGrievance I know who wrote it and they're definitely not a spammer. Almost certainly they googled for an example and that site came up. It would be fine to replace it with an example from a more reputable site

Same for the one on English SE