But yeah in terms of "way too many FP" we've got
model.fit and friends, the kill regexes (specifically, the inclusion of the word "kill"), and the buy-near-link regex. The first two catch almost nothing of value that's not otherwise caught. The buy-near-link regex is a problem because it
does, but I wonder if we could tighten it (example: the link must not be to i.stack.imgur).