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08:02
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: It has been ascertained lumanere facial serum by jaane maane on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
08:17
@Glorfindel done, and version bumped so it should auto-update
08:27
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: naturalfitnesspoint.com/t2000-tactical-headlamp/ by user72431 on drupal.stackexchange.com
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@JF About your electron app: if you'd like to have it associated with the Charcoal-SE organisation on GH, ping one of us admins and we can make a new repo for you and give you push access. Of course, if you'd prefer to keep it under your name, that's fine too :)
08:44
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword in link text in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: How do I add Emoji smileys? by oscars on drupal.stackexchange.com
09:08
!!/test-a tipspran.com
> Would not be caught as an answer.
Huh. PPCG Meta just got hit with two spam posts to that site but there are no other results for it (and I don't think Smokey caught it)
@angussidney That's harder than it looks. On some reports (very short ones) the flag appears before the post time.
09:41
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: How can I stream text, poetry in this case on a line by line basis? by Ghazanfar Abbas on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: 5 Tips For Genbrain Success by ramia lina on drupal.stackexchange.com
tpu- by rene
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Which updates the X alpha boost by chekastoma on workplace.stackexchange.com
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10:29
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@angussidney thanks, much better like this. And thanks for pinning.
@DavidPostill true, that's a minor blemish. I don't see an easy way to solve it either.
10:44
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in answer: How to access kubernetes guestbook application from browser? by empirical on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
tpu- by Glorfindel
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, no whitespace in answer: Bootstrap and Respond.js by sda on wordpress.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Blackcore Edge Max - Get Better Strength And Power by marrviojohnson on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)
tpu- by Glorfindel
@Glorfindel no problem :) After all, that's what open source is all about
Btw, what data type is data.names? I'm not sure how the script would handle multiple flaggers
I'm not sure either, that's where there is a TODO there :)
11:06
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted user: How to respond with WP_Ajax_Response(); by sda on wordpress.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
11:24
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in body: Deleted post Deleted post by cplex on math.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: top10sideeffects.com/diabazole/ by cowew on apple.stackexchange.com
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3 hours ago, by angussidney
@JF About your electron app: if you'd like to have it associated with the Charcoal-SE organisation on GH, ping one of us admins and we can make a new repo for you and give you push access. Of course, if you'd prefer to keep it under your name, that's fine too :)
Sounds good to me. Should I transfer the repository or do something else?
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: It is most required thing in light of the way by Lemp1945 on apple.stackexchange.com
tpu- by J F
Restart: API quota is 5133.
11:37
@JF transfer if you can to keep the data attached. If that doesn't work, we'll just create a new repo.
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> You don’t have the permission to create repositories on Charcoal-SE
What should I do?
@JF hm. I'm guessing because you're not in the org... lemme try playing with teams
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OK
What's your GH username?
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j-f1
11:41
Invitation in your notifications
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Which teams should I give access to (besides Electrons)?
Electrons
that should be it, and we'll add people to that team if they need access
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly non-Latin answer: Resistance of Light Dependent Resistor (LDR) by user144444 on physics.stackexchange.com
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^ that's Greek for f*** u.
@Glorfindel merci bcp
12:10
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: La malexproa realmente malexpro by dohisupron on workplace.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
12:25
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post, blacklisted user: problemático y atractivo by dohisupron on workplace.stackexchange.com
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12:40
I created a GitHub Pages website for the userscripts repo, but I can’t figure out how to submit it as a pull request. Any ideas?
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12:53
I think I figured it out.
13:10
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: dietasrevisao.com/malexpro/ by user64043 on workplace.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
13:25
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: trying to get app access token by Bikas Gurung on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Cuando usted debe saber malexpro e by dohi supron on webapps.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
13:51
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: iPad using too much data on WiFi? by all hail trump on apple.stackexchange.com
tpu- by DavidPostill
what a lovely username
Some might think the username is offensive as well ... ;p
Unless you consider it a form of parody ;-)
14:17
Well, it has taken the form of a parody these days
Is it the first time a POTUS had his decree reversed by a court order?
14:42
API quota rolled over with 4365 requests remaining. Current quota: 9999.
stackoverflow: 756
askubuntu: 436
superuser: 286
math: 160
unix: 159
electronics: 141
drupal: 128
english: 110
mathoverflow.net: 110
apple: 88
salesforce: 86
ell: 81
movies: 81
travel: 79
wordpress: 77
gaming: 77
academia: 76
meta: 75
chemistry: 71
physics: 68
security: 66
mathematica: 66
scifi: 60
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android: 51
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es.stackoverflow: 38
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Variety may be the spice of life. Is just true for muscle building by josephkcalvillo on meta.stackexchange.com
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15:02
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Parallax Effect In IOS Sidebar Menus by Adaline on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
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15:24
@JanDvorak It wasn't reversed, a stay was issued against it
Like a temporary injunction
And no, by no means the first time.
so, it's still for 90 days, it's just different 90 days?
@JanDvorak Who knows
This entire thing is being litigated in at least 7 different courts right now
You don't need to ping me
7 different courts and 4 meta questions :-)
I expect that they'll appeal the 9th circuit court decision (to reverse it) with the supreme court and the supreme court, lacking a 9th member, will be split 4/4 pro/con and that will mean the 9th circuit decision will stand and the order is dead
Then again, I'm neither american nor an expert on the american judiciary, so this is all just half informed speculation from me.
15:29
I'm in the middle of Europe, too
Either way, compared to some of the other things trump has already done, the order is peanuts
It really sucks for the affected people but it's only 90 days the permanent federal hiring freeze and massive rollback of financial, pharma and food regulations would concern me far more if I was an US citizen
Agreed. I guess "some other things" include reversing free healthcare?
@JanDvorak obamacare was never really free
"slightly less egregiously price gouging"
and yes they're getting rid of that
In Czechia the healthcare is being handled as a mandatory insurance.
same in germany
prices are fixed % of your income
services are fixed
the insurance options dont differ much at all
and they can't deny to insure people with pre-existing conditions.
15:37
Nice.
@JF thanks, that's definitely something that needs to be improved, but your version introduces two new problems: i.sstatic.net/cflnW.png
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Working on that right now.
16:02
Don't forget to grab a transparent version while you're at it
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16:19
@Glorfindel Updated:
EEK
Maybe you could use the user's gravatar if you're fighting for space
@Glorfindel Always add the autoflagged info on a new line below the report?
Maybe also add the faces of those who flagged manually?
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maybe?
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16:26
⚑ Glorfindel, Ferrybig
Do you mean you'd put the info in the user card? That's unusual, but it might work, actually
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@JanDvorak Yes, instead of Smokey’s rep.
Can do
most Smokey's reports are medium-sized, not large, though
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Icons: ⚑ ⚐
Maybe you could splash a help screen on first use?
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16:30
Wait a sec… does Smokey ever edit his messages?
In other rooms, yes
*his
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Hovering on the action icon tells you who.
What do you think @JanDvorak?
How about 🚩?
@JanDvorak Too much minesweeper
At least on Chrome
Or perhaps, if you really want, 🏴 and 🏳️, but there's not enough color
16:41
@JanDvorak And not enough lack of resemblance to rectangles on my device
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Why resemblance to rectangles?
Also, what device?
@JanDvorak They look like rectangles on a Win 8 device
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@M.A.R. How about ⚑ and ⚐?
Don't use Windows 8 then
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Implement Navigation Drawer on Activity by Oğuzhan Işleyen on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
16:43
@JF They look nice
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Oh gawd, -3 . . . -6 . . . this post is deleted
@JF That was spamming plushaberler.com
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OK.
16:46
I like this. Concise and to the point ;p
Let's use the existing metasmoke emoji for regular flags, and the flame emoji for autoflags then
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@JanDvorak metasmoke emoji?
✓, 💩, and ✗
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Ah. OK
Any idea why googling ✗ shows me an image of anime buttocks?
16:50
@JanDvorak lol
@JanDvorak Are you sure you didn't google 💩 by mistake :)
Yes.
Googling 💩 shows me a defecating wolf next to a logo similar to Starbucks.
also, some tasty cupcakes
I think you found a new hobby
@JanDvorak Hehe
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Menlo:
What to use when loading?
⋯, 🚨, ○, ❍, ●
@JF When loading what?
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17:05
The status (currently an animated GIF is used).
Oh, can we control that though?
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How’s that?
Add the manual flags too when there’s an autoflag?
17:25
@JF Looks good :)
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@DavidPostill How about my second question?
@JF Yes :)
TIL Poop with eye is creepy
@JF I considered adding feedback too, but the problem with that is that it's dynamic. @Undo more or less promised to build a websocket; he can say if this information can be sent along as well.
''More or less promised''? That's promising for Undo
17:34
22 hours ago, by Undo
@Glorfindel We could build a websocket into MS that fires when something is autoflagged; that'd make it so you don't have to poll.
Restart: API quota is 9069.
@Glorfindel That won't help as the manual flags are added after the autoflag has happened (mostly) be people responding to the report.
@DavidPostill exactly, that information has to be transferred at a later stage, but through the same websocket.
Um, OK, David has a new avatar, and I should get myself an avatar of a guy with sunglasses to compensate.
This chat looks so official now.
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@Glorfindel How’s this look?
17:40
LOL.
@JF Very nice :)
@JF Which will tell us whose autoflag it is by hover?
@Glorfindel So we would fire an update (through the same websocket) every time someone manually flagged a report? Real time updates of the chat page?
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@M.A.R. Yes. I’ve added it to the action menu.
Looks nice
@JF I'd prefer to use the same symbols as MetaSmoke, for consistency. The flag used there is part of Glyphicons, which is bundled with Bootstrap (so I'm officially not even allowed to use it here). If you can convince ArtOfCode and Undo to use it there as well, that would be nice.
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17:48
@Glorfindel Where is it used on the site?
@JF Beside the post title on MS
@DavidPostill yes. At least, that's my proposal, but I do not know the inner workings of MS.
@Glorfindel Cool :)
@JF I'd think that the flagger names are important enough to be displayed in the report itself, not hidden behind a hover menu. But I'd like to hear other's peoples opinions about this first. (I'm not going to veto it if I'm the only one with this opinion.)
It doesn't matter to me much
As long as I can read the flagger's name without having to type
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17:56
With flagger names:
Agreed. I don't want to have to hover over every report to see if I need to manually flag.

I would be happy with just initials to keep the length down. We might have to use the first few letters of the username for those who don't obviously have initials ...
Yeah, I like that.
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I could also just put a number next to the 🔥, then show the names on hover.
@ArtOfCode @Undo for consistency, can we agree to use the same emoji (🔥) to indicate autoflagging on MS?
17:57
what's wrong with the flag
@JF no, it's the names which are really useful (because then you know you don't need to click the post).
@ArtOfCode we can't use it here.
@Glorfindel why not
@JF As long as we don't have to hover to see the name of the autoflagger ...
@ArtOfCode It's a Glyphicon, and this site doesn't run on Bootstrap.
there ya go
unicode flag
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17:59
@ArtOfCode Could you switch the site to that for consistency?
I'm hesitant to change it from a flag, because it's good practice to use indicative symbols where possible. A fire doesn't symbolise a flag; a flag does.
@ArtOfCode makes sense.
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@ArtOfCode I meant use the unicode flag on metasmoke for consistency.
I'd be willing to switch to a unicode flag, yeah
though... if they're both flags, do they need to be identical?
@JF can't test it right now because of Not Enough Spam.
@ArtOfCode the problem is that 'a flag' can mean a manual flag and an autoflag.
18:02
@Glorfindel where do we use it to symbolise manual flags?
@Glorfindel ⚐ manual flag ⚑ autoflag :)
@ArtOfCode yeah, not yet. But it will be hard to come up with one :)
@DavidPostill this would work
@ArtOfCode I know. That's why I suggested it :)
@DavidPostill OK, you convinced me.
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18:09
@Glorfindel How about this?
s/flagged/autoflagged/
@JF right, I'm only interested in whether I autoflagged or not.
But, that means the script must know the user's MS name.
There are many "you" usernames ...
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@Glorfindel I’m making an educated guess that it’s the same as the SE one.
var currentUser = $("#active-user img").attr("title")
18:12
@JF that's not true for everybody here, IIRC.
On closer inspection, I can't see anybody for which this is the case right now.
Still, there's no guarantee that it's the same.
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Maybe metasmoke should just sync the username from StackExchange.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: I have seen many bad English language learning sites but ELL gets the prize in being the most fucked up site by Chips on ell.stackexchange.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
@SmokeDetector I assume I'm next
At least, they directed their attention away from Snail.
@M.A.R. that was my first thought.
@JF when you do username detection, be aware that data.names is always a string because the # of autoflags per post is 1. This is an example with 2 autoflags; data.names is an array of strings then.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, no whitespace in answer, repeating characters in answer: What is the cheapest camera I can plug external microphone to? by piks cju on video.stackexchange.com
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18:26
@Glorfindel Thanks, I’ve been handling it as an array.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in body: I need programming help to convert 2 flash websites to html 5 and js by bebopple on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
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That username is familiar
Dunno why
18:45
For some reason I thought that was a known spammer username.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: moviplanetorg beauty and the beast full movie? by beautyandthebeastfullmovie on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)
tpu- by Glorfindel
@SmokeDetector k
@JF if you could replace the 🔥 with a flag, update the version and add yourself to the script, I can test it tomorrow morning once the spammers are active again and approve the PR.
19:05
tpu- by MAR
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19:25
@Glorfindel Done.
Could I get some eyes on #29 please?
@ArtOfCode @Undo Could you switch the site’s flag icon to ⚑ for consistency once #31 lands?
@JF thanks. Now that I've installed it, I do miss the grey flag which told me 'the script did analyze this post but it hasn't been autoflagged'. Any chance you could reintroduce it?
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@Glorfindel Would you like it to be ⚐? I can’t find any combining slash that looks good.
No, we might need those later for manual flags. I'd just use the same emoji but with a light gray text color.
2 hours ago, by DavidPostill
@Glorfindel ⚐ manual flag ⚑ autoflag :)
website merged
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19:40
@Glorfindel Done.
19:56
When do the emoji icons get pushed? I've just updated and I'm still getting PNGs
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@JanDvorak See github.com/Charcoal-SE/Userscripts/pull/31. Glorfindel will approve once the spam rush comes and he can verify that it works.
Nice, thanks
@JanDvorak I want to test what happens when a new Smokey report comes in.
That's not something I have any influence on :P
I could report a known-good post
!!/stappit
enjoy your short respite Smokey
unless you died again
19:58
@JanDvorak direct link to the file: github.com/j-f1/Userscripts/blob/…
Restart: API quota is 9999.
Hopefully this is working now
and fun fact, no screen session needed, yay for constant SSH xD
(VMs are useful)
What SSH client are you using?
@JanDvorak built-in on Linux
about 99% of my VMs are Linux
and they're always on because of the hyperviosr
hypervisor*
I'll probably switch to Linux once M$ gets too serious about the "ads in the shell" business.
20:07
heh
@JanDvorak the advantage of having two hypervisors is I can run a lot of crap on my network heh
Rude/Abusive or merely NAA?
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A: What happens to the HAB?

johhny appleseedidk man it crazy stuff bro but yeah man

many VLANs, multiple networks/domains, isolation of some from each other, a DMZ, two dedicated DNS recursers for the network so there's less DNS going outbound from internal hosts (yay I can disable DNS outbound on most networks heh)
NAA in my opinion
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NAA
@Mithrandir NAA because it didn't get caught here :P
@ThomasWard *facepalm* I'll ping Rand over in Mos.
20:09
already on it
An abusive flag might be accepted on that one
There, gone.
20:33
!!/alive
@ThomasWard Of course
ah, 30min ago was that email, that was my fault heh
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Convert date to unix time stamp in c++ by dsadsad on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)
@SmokeDetector k
20:36
Why was that not picked up?
which?
The first
The one that wasn't :-D
could it have been deleted before it was queued in Smokey?
survived less than a minute so...
20:39
@ThomasWard SO usually consumes ±1440 API calls a day. That's one every minute, so that is certainly possible.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in answer: CS 1.6 - I'm lagging but my ping is 50 by user178853 on gaming.stackexchange.com
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tpu- by Mithrandir
o_O Wrong flag.
s/wrong/slightly less appropriate/g
I mean, the z's weren't even necessary to get past the character limit.
!!/test-a shit
> Would not be caught as an answer.
20:46
@ArtOfCode ^ oddness
Blacklist it
When the 💩 hits the fan ...

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