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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GRID VIEW AGENDA by Marcela Lavinia on pt.stackoverflow.com
00:44
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Hard drive data recovery by chanleen on askubuntu.com
01:27
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: How do I create a new log on and password for minecraft pe by Cool boy 123 on gaming.stackexchange.com
01:37
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: hostgator - change python version by lklkl on stackoverflow.com
01:52
@Undo I think my latest metasmoke commit should speed up /posts, but I have no clue if it breaks anything. ;)
YESSIR!
Oh, okay
@Undo ... uh...
My gosh, my sound was turned all the way up and scared the daylights out of me
This wearing a headset :P
@hichris123 Not sure if it'll help anything
We'd want to have the caching before SQL gets generated and run, that's what takes time
01:56
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: What is my build error in the following code? by private on stackoverflow.com
For whatever reason miniprofiler refuses to run on that page, so I don't have hard numbers
@Undo Seems like it did... but the pagination isn't working (I think it wasn't working before this too...).
@Undo If you switch to the main dashboard page, it'll show up with all the pages you loaded.
@hichris123 that's irritating
@hichris123 haven't pulled yet
Oh, maybe that page never had pagination
Well I suppose we might as well try it
@Undo Well, it's supposed to...
Deployed
02:00
(I'm assuming so at least)
@hichris123 It really should, yeah
Oh, wait, that does have pagination
One more thing to check.
Well, it's sure faster. Will probably want to find a way to destroy those once they hit page 2 or so, but it works for now
@Undo Well, I have no clue how to, but it'd probably be easiest just to render say 2 pages, and then render the rest on-demand.
I'm chalking the pagination thing up to an escaping problem.
02:34
Hmm, no report for me I guess.
@NormalHuman Server was choking, restarted it
Don't think it was Smokey
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: 50% off ray ban sunglasses, which I really like by rucys on meta.stackexchange.com
that's an odd comment :P
02:42
A testimony of a satisfied customer.
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03:32
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: 学历办理Q/WeChat2727586870办理考文垂大学CTU毕业证文凭教育部 使馆认证,雅思托福Coventry University by sadhh on travel.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to edit etc/hosts file by You on android.stackexchange.com
03:54
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Coordinates of the Matsushima castle (松島城)? by nic on travel.stackexchange.com
04:20
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: How to Claim thing Risk-Free Trial Offer? by desuijams on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How Does thing Work? by desuijams on meta.stackexchange.com
04:34
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Tips For Applying Digestion and Wellness To Reduce Weight by timothhug on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://www.alariarxreview.org/testamatol-review/ by Juryabond on drupal.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: What are the Ways To Care For Brain Health? by Whalzes on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url in title: http://promusclecomplexsite.co.uk/wrinkle-rewind/ by zakleroy on security.stackexchange.com
05:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: In order to make sure by Ruth Karr on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Online INFORMATICA Training by mathasuki on stackoverflow.com
05:39
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: barter companies in india by topbartercard on mathoverflow.net
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: barter companies in india by user80250 on mathoverflow.net
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06:03
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url in title: http://promusclecomplexsite.co.uk/wrinkle-rewind/ by rbertgyesn on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight loss formula that works by charlbarn on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Lose weight faster than ever now by charlbarn on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Doctors recommended way to treat obesity by charlbarn on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, korean character in title: 젠틀맨카지노//【GMC422。C0M 】】//메가888카지노 by isabelle_w on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brings Back The Hair On Bald Head by Lorenesison on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Good Quality Movers Packers in - Choosing Excellent One by susanrautela on english.stackexchange.com
06:45
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Associate post comment with a user by swissbreitling on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online ORACLE ADF Training by sophiarao on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How to import javax.comm API to Netbeans IDE? by JOSHY T R on programmers.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: The merchandise that you just acquire for skin treatment by user450691 on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Can gigabit media converters affect performance? by industrial fiber switch on serverfault.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: you have the quicker your metabolism gets by marierench on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How To Shinier and thick hair growth? by anthonydem on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Testing shows that they recall moderate by Ingledas Uoapsa on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: XLR8 Plus working? by jeffrey reece on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is the price of Replennage Cream? by gerardbutler on serverfault.com
07:18
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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What I have heard about XLR8 Plus memory enhancer? by gerardbutler on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online COGNOS Training by abraham06 on stackoverflow.com
08:10
@SmokeDetector ptu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
user61230
....why do I want a colon cleaning?
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Is there some overview of commands to interact with the smoke detector?
Some of the commands are privileged, you need to be on its whitelist.
08:54
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Make sure you are eating enough calories in a day by EricRusse on meta.stackexchange.com
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@SmokeDetector fpu-
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09:52
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1. [:24081379] Blacklisted user.
2. [:24081339] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: When using the whole world experiencing? by XLR8 Plus on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: When using the whole world experiencing? by XLR8 Plus on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
10:14
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Which font is used for this Cyrillic text? by fagboy on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
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10:43
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Jones is fucker! Delete this fucking post please! by Charlie on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Delete this post please Delete this post please by Charlie on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Colic will be the Structure of Babel in pediatrics by user134078 on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Skin Firming Lotions And Their Many Advantages by jaimieduran on drupal.stackexchange.com
11:06
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Custom essay writing service 100% Non-plagiarized content by user5333572 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: XBOX 360 LOST SAVE DATA by clare on gaming.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Very subtle effects i am on most by sairaapril on superuser.com
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11:24
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: what is Vigoraflo Reviews? by amandajnson on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How could I use the statistics of revolvermaps? by Olivia Raja on stackoverflow.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: What is weaker, it makes you stronger by Gujjera Malik on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Best QTP QC Training by diana78 on stackoverflow.com
CI build passed on Circle. Commit message contains 'autopull', pulling...
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev fd0a570 (Normal Human: more ketones patterns --autopull) (running on Undo's EC2)
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11:59
!!/brownie
@SmokeDetector tpu- I was just about to say that there's a lull in spam.
There goes my last flag on Travel.
I've got 3 left today.
I got 22 left because I slept through much of it. Only managed to flag 9 in this wave.
@SmokeDetector tpu- but now I'm awake. Fear my flags!
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://healthsupplementcare.com/adderin/ by soltyjerry on drupal.stackexchange.com
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12:47
!!/lick
@Wrzlprmft licks ice cream cone
13:01
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Google + auto post publish by Sandeep Avasthi on wordpress.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How is electrical energy transmitted? by sdATgea4rgtyer z on physics.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: it is so hard to make equalization? by lomonyjerry on drupal.stackexchange.com
14:17
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Why can't I open my site in Designer? by HundenBuller on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
14:40
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: why does every time a play i can hear your mum yelling by sam on gaming.stackexchange.com
@NormalHuman The threat worked: no Chinese spam since I posted that.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW FIX OPACITY FOR IE 11 OR OTHER VERSION? by neodev on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: COST FUNCTIONS AND RELATED FUNCTIONS by JAPU VICTOR on economics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What to use instead of UTF-8 for Windows Live Mail by Vagn Fenger on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Copy blocks to another screen MIT App Inventor by Derren Beevers on stackoverflow.com
15:14
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Which component causes my graphics driver to crash? by Ando on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: B2 AND MARRIED TO US CITIZEN by user8208 on expatriates.stackexchange.com
15:40
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://www.getbeautytip.com/virility-x3/ by user450833 on askubuntu.com
16:00
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Which they apparently had very good at her college, by Ahriya Rohi on drupal.stackexchange.com
@S.L.Barth Privileged commands can always be executed by a moderator. cc @Wrzlprmft
@SmokeDetector tp
@Wrzlprmft Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@ProgramFOX ah, good to know
@ProgramFOX: Are there any guidelines as to when something is a false positive? Everything that is not spam or offensive? If yes, the what about blatantly off-topic stuff, incredebly lazy questions and similar?
@Wrzlprmft Everything that can be added to the Bayesian "good" doctype can be FP'd. If you don't want to hear reports from something anymore, but the post is not worth FP'ing, then execute the "ignore" command. FP = ignore + mark as FP in bayesian db.
16:22
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: 1-855-531-3731 @ Gmail help forgot password by elvin lali on webapps.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: ipad repair in regina electronic devices by feesaloi12 on meta.stackexchange.com
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That's a new kind of spam
16:59
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: javascript format numbers from 8403.361344537816 to 8.403 by noquelequele on stackoverflow.com
17:45
!!/wut
@Wrzlprmft Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in title: N,,,bnnnnnnnnnnn by Josh Prueter on math.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: CBS//LivE#~Brest vs Lens Live..Stream by Papri Love on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Apple Developer Program for under 18 by MhMoudallal on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PYTHON 3 PRINT () FUNCTION by Jamie123 on stackoverflow.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EPIC 201367065? by Jack R. Woods on astronomy.stackexchange.com
sd fp
@Wrzlprmft [:24094005] Registered answer as false positive.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Ubuntu Touch Issues, cant install on Nexus 7 by Matt Hagen on askubuntu.com
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@Seth Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
21:08
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Chrome YouTube cast_sender.js console error by Nas on stackoverflow.com
21:39
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Help for finding hollywood adult movie name by Kirit on movies.stackexchange.com
21:49
Should Movies be excluded from "porn" keyword? They do have a reason to discuss it. And perhaps at Islam too; seems to be a hot topic over there.
27 matches at Movies, 20 at Islam. Not that few compared to the size of these sites.
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Get transaction that spent a transaction id by user29389 on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted user: How to simplify/shorten URLs in Squarespace? by James N. on stackoverflow.com
@NormalHuman User removed from blacklist (5323934 on stackoverflow.com).
22:40
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: lookup and replace using 2 files? by Angelika KW on stackoverflow.com
22:57
@NormalHuman Question from someone who doesn't know enough about math: Is there a good way to take an activity graph that looks like this:
And turn it into a number that gives me a rough idea of how likely it is that they'll see a ping?
I'm thinking of something that takes into account both existence of activity and amount of activity in the coming hours
My goal is to write something to sort according to 'likelyhood of being awake'.
Mostly so that we quit pinging CMs at four in the morning because their browser stays logged in to chat all the time.
I feel like since most activity graphs should follow a <wake>-<kinda awake>-<always sleeping>-<awake> , there should be some way to standardize this
I.e. Shog's graph would have a 'better' score than bluefeet's right now:
I can look at them in an instant and say "shog's a better choice right now", but it's tedious to look through graphs for nine CMs.
You can take the pixels for the current hour and the following hour, and divide by the total. This is sort of assuming that all CMs are equally active in chat over 24 hours, which is probably false.
I think it's simpler and more reliable to look at "talked ... ago".
Hrm, that makes sense
Especially because the graph shows you weekly totals, while their state may depend on it being Monday vs Saturday
@Undo You may also want to take the CM's timezone into account
@NormalHuman The chat user page (chat.stackexchange.com/users/3435/shog9) has a weekly graph, that might help
@michaelpri From what I've seen, moderators, and CMs even more, have no respect for the position of the sun.
23:10
The weekly chart is in 6-hour chunks, quite coarse.
But it highlights the unevenness of the activity by day of week.
@Undo True, but at like 7am UTC, jmac's probably the best to ping
Which suggests that the daily chart will be misleading on some days.
Interesting problem
You might be able to collect data over a few weeks and get a more accurate prediction of when a CM might be on
Ping them at random throughout the day and watch the reaction. :)
I think the two numbers to focus on are the "last talked", which is backward-looking, and the total for this+next hours, which is forward looking.
Since this is just for heuristic purposes, you can take any reasonable combination of the two scores.
Dividing by the total activity in chat seems counterproductive: if someone is generally less active, that makes them a less favorable target for pinging.
Besides, the height of bars is already normalized: the max is 40 pixels.
So, add the bars for the present and next hours: that's a number 0-80.
Then, convert the time since last talked into a similarly-looking number...
E.g., max[0, 80 - (number of minutes since last talked)/3]
This gives 0 for times longer than 80*3 = 240, 4 hours, which probably mean "sleeping".
Add these together, and you have the "availability score", 0-160.
23:50
Hmmm
Me likes

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