Charcoal HQ

SmokeDetector

10:02

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: A Few Serious Weight Loss Tactics For Everyone by Mim Ter on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: The caveat is many Testomenix can be a little difficult. by terelaare on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, repeated URL at end of long post: from drug stores to boutiques? by citizashelly on drupal.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

Mark Yisri

You're not going to believe this: I'm fighting spam and driving a (virtual) train at the same time :D

Glorfindel

Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I'm fighting spam while driving in a traffic jam.

Mark Yisri

you just told the world

LOL

seriously though, how?

are you literally stopped for 15 minutes?

Glorfindel

No, it's just driving very slowly.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: reviverxtry.com/no-max-shred-fr/ by Zpgisiosaf on apple.stackexchange.com

ArtOfCode

10:16

Charcoal takes no responsibility for accidents caused by unsafe spam-fighting practices.

SmokeDetector

tpu- by Glorfindel

ArtOfCode

tl;dr: don't use your phone while driving

Mark Yisri

We appear to be in the middle of a wave of spam

But you see, charcoal is never washed away... so..

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Training is very important in strategy that is Weight Loss by JesusHaugh on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

Mark Yisri

Votes that are cast by users with less than 125 reputation are recorded... Are they really recorded?

Glorfindel

10:18

Yes, as anonymous feedback.

ArtOfCode

They show up in the 10k tools, too

Glorfindel

meta.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/post-feedback

DavidPostill

@ArtOfCode Oh? I didn't know that. Where in the 10K tools?

ArtOfCode

@DavidPostill um. Gimme a minute to find it :)

Cerbrus

Heh, spot the saturday(s).

ArtOfCode

10:22

/tools/post-feedback

@Cerbrus those are Sundays :P

Glorfindel

@ArtOfCode yeah, the graph is off :)

DavidPostill

@ArtOfCode Thx

Cerbrus

Known bug?

ArtOfCode

@Glorfindel Eh? I don't think it is...

Cerbrus

Those dips say they're saturdays

Glorfindel

10:24

Check the tooltips, they're one hour off.

Cerbrus

So, either they're lying, you're wrong, or the calendar changed :P

Glorfindel

At least for Cerbrus and me; maybe because we're in UTC+1.

DavidPostill

@Cerbrus They all say Sunday for me (UTC) :)

Cerbrus

@Glorfindel Ooooh. Yay timezones. 😱

ArtOfCode

Ah, timezones would do it, yeah.

Glorfindel

10:25

Mark Yisri

I'm in UTC-5

So it is Tuesday for me... Tuesday for you guys too

ArtOfCode

@Glorfindel Yeah, that's meant to read Sunday, Jan 29, 00:00

Mark Yisri

I would like to propose something

DavidPostill

@ArtOfCode It doesn't display the 00:00

ArtOfCode

@MarkYisri it's also 05:26 in the morning in UTC-5, what are you doing awake?

DavidPostill

10:27

ArtOfCode

@DavidPostill so it doesn't

Mark Yisri

@ArtOfCode I happen to have the ability to wake up early :D

DavidPostill

@ArtOfCode But it does display the year :)

ArtOfCode

yep

Mark Yisri

why not make metasmoke UTC?

Glorfindel

10:28

@DavidPostill Blame the chart library.

Mark Yisri

The issue is that it might depend on the underlying server.

DavidPostill

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@DavidPostill It's Mark Yisri's fault.

2

Mark Yisri

It's always my fault! :D

ArtOfCode

@MarkYisri server is UTC; that's why us UKians are seeing it correctly

it's a client-side chartlib problem

Mark Yisri

10:30

@ArtOfCode I see

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Safety Question about making stainless steel flat-top by patricecooper on cooking.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

Mark Yisri

It appears correct on my end

@Glorfindel I feel like I ask this all the time (sorry), but why is that a tpu? It looks like a bad answer, true, but it isn't spam.

Glorfindel

@MarkYisri I bet an ice-cream on that the content of the answer is plagiarized + what Art says below.

ArtOfCode

> Some online writing resources like cheap essay writing service, freelance websites are giving improvement tips for writing and other valuable ideas for the reads and also to gather information. Feel free to surf : essayguardian.com

that doesn't look like spam to you?

Mark Yisri

@Glorfindel Ice cream: google.ca/…

DavidPostill

10:33

@MarkYisri Advertising essayguardian.com isn't spam? What planet are you living on? ;p

Glorfindel

@MarkYisri but does the tooltip show 'Sunday 29th, 05:00'?

Mark Yisri

@Glorfindel Vanilla, chocolate, or butterscotch?

@Glorfindel yes

DavidPostill

@Glorfindel Plagiarised from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel

Mark Yisri

Glorfindel

Stainless steel

In metallurgy, stainless steel, also known as inox steel or inox from French inoxydable, is a steel alloy with a minimum of 10.5% chromium content by mass. Stainless steel is notable for its corrosion resistance, and it is widely used for food handling and cutlery among many other applications. Stainless steel does not readily corrode, rust or stain with water as ordinary steel does. However, it is not fully stain-proof in low-oxygen, high-salinity, or poor air-circulation environments. There are various grades and surface finishes of stainless steel to suit the environment the alloy must endure...

Mark Yisri

10:35

Oh, I guess my Google search found another plagarist, rather than the source

See above image ^^

Byte Commander

Ooh, I have cast 9 automatic flags on Sunday...

Nice.

ArtOfCode

@ByteCommander sounds like you got most of them, given how quiet Sundays usually are

Byte Commander

I've set a slightly lower minimum score. 250 or so, I think

ArtOfCode

240

Magisch

I set 180 minimum score

Still 99,78% good enough for me

SmokeDetector

10:40

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: www.diveintohealth.org/testomenix/ by talhdiulvami24 on workplace.stackexchange.com

DavidPostill

I had 0 on Sunday, with a min score of 200 (I've just changed it to 180). I've said it before but I think the random is biased :)

Glorfindel

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body: click here: anradrol.com/test-reload-and-explosive-muscle/ by JoChampagne on superuser.com

tpu- by tripleee

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: what are the mistakes in this php web page design and implementation procedure? by sean williamson on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

Magisch

@ArtOfCode What kind of random code to you guys use to decide the flags?

ArtOfCode

@Magisch users.shuffle.first

SmokeDetector

10:53

tpu- by tripleee

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Parisian Glow In particular by lunixuk on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by tripleee

ArtOfCode

@Magisch github.com/Charcoal-SE/metasmoke/blob/master/app/models/…

Mark Yisri

Do you guys trust me enough for privileges now?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: healthpluscogni.com/parisian-glow/ by lobecreluk on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)

tpu- by tripleee

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: font awesome icon in select option by Ankit Garg on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tpu- by tripleee

ArtOfCode

@MarkYisri it's what, two weeks? three weeks? since we denied you them, and one or 1.5 since you last asked?

Mark Yisri

true

SmokeDetector

11:07

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: removes wrinkles Improves younger skin by xensyjibond on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tripleee

just to be clear, your contribution amounts to clicking on spam here? or have I overlooked something? </still not in a position to decide, but curious>

SmokeDetector

tpu- by tripleee

Mark Yisri

@triplee that, and this, if you're interested

tripleee

@MarkYisri if you can push that code to Github for reference, that might amount to something ... though figuring out what to refactor isn't really the challenge here

Mark Yisri

@tripleee I'll begin working on a code upload.

tripleee

11:11

I'll repeat my suggestion to curate the blacklists etc as a moderately easy but potentially time-consuming thing you could do to help out

Mark Yisri

Jan 5 at 2:49, by ArtOfCode

@YvetteColomb hm. Y'all know me, I don't really like hard thresholds

@ArtOfCode ^^

ArtOfCode

@MarkYisri your point being...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: We would at initially need to take a gander at how much the trial will cost by tepodishwl289 on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by tripleee

Mark Yisri

@ArtOfCode haven't I done enough already?

tripleee

you should perhaps investigate Yvette's contributions before assuming there aren't any

SmokeDetector

11:15

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post, blacklisted user: Parisian Glow stomach fats spreads by lunixuk on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by tripleee

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: healthpluscogni.com/parisian-glow/ by lolifi chy on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by tripleee

tripleee

not in the code base, but as a dedicated and proactive member of the community

ArtOfCode

@MarkYisri think about why we denied you privileges. Think about how that relates to our work here. Use that to figure out why regaining trust is gonna take a lot of work - not three weeks of showing up erratically and getting it wrong.

I have nothing against you personally, @Mark, but I've got a project/organisation to manage here - and that involves being thoroughly sure of who we're working with.

Mark Yisri

The gist is up

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: What is the importance of low poly vs high poly? by watchwrestling on blender.stackexchange.com

tpu- by ArtOfCode

Mark Yisri

I wonder if we should blacklist weird usernames at first... then whitelist them once they're verified

SmokeDetector

11:27

@JF You are not a privileged user. Please see the privileges wiki page for information on what privileges are and what is expected of privileged users.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Platinum XT 1000 Doing sit-ups the wrong by HaroldPeach on drupal.stackexchange.com

tpu- by J F

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: High Scores program using an array by LUKE CORBETT on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tpu- by tripleee

tripleee

@MarkYisri if you can <s>quantify</s><u>formalize</u> "weird", go for it

Mark Yisri

watchwrestling lunixuk

J F

@tripleee ---something--- == ~~something~~

Magisch

@ArtOfCode Are you thoroughly sure who I am Art?

Wait

I've sent you email from my personal account

nvm you are

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Custom field as a parameter by asssssssssssssssssssss on expressionengine.stackexchange.com

tripleee

11:35

there are 26 users with "lunix" in their handle on Stack Overflow, not all of them (I wager) are spammers

SmokeDetector

tpu- by J F

tripleee

six currently with "wrestling", a few at least look legit enough

ArtOfCode

@Magisch Yep. 'sides, I can look at a whole bunch of information about you from SE if I need :)

Byte Commander

@SmokeDetector how did this stay on the site for 1h before getting the first flag???

still only on -3

*-4

tripleee

@ByteCommander the API is not real-time, basically?

SmokeDetector

11:37

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: How to export database schema in oracle to a dump file by poul waker on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tpu- by tripleee

Byte Commander

Yeah, but "1h" is way past real-time

SmokeDetector

11:49

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: You ought to be upsettingly cautious however selecting by tepodishwl289 on superuser.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, bad keyword in username, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, repeated URL at end of long post: Testomenix Evaluation - Testosterone Booster To Enhance Efficiency? by testomenix on superuser.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

Glorfindel

@ByteCommander that's a low-traffic site, which might see only a single post each hour. Only after a certain threshold of new posts is reached, will Smokey fetch the contents (to save API calls).

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Knowing the best basic exercises for muscle building will give you fast track results by user350201 on meta.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

SmokeDetector

12:13

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Can one "go against" an objection? by maloriegrebetr on english.stackexchange.com

tpu- by DavidPostill

M.A.R.

Now I'm left with the burning curiosity of what those messages might have been, @David

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: We're in a pos Testomenix ion by tavenagak on apple.stackexchange.com

ArtOfCode

@M.A.R. both links to the same now-deleted comment

SmokeDetector

tpu- by Glorfindel

DavidPostill

12:39

@M.A.R. It was link to a snarky comment on the previous spam (now deleted), along the lines of "the link is not an educational blog, it's essay writing spam" :)

M.A.R.

Oh well

DavidPostill

I deleted them because they wouldn't onebox ... because the answer was deleted

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Revived Youth Cream Best Face Cream by user648986 on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)

tpu- by Magisch

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title: locked out of wordpress site adimn after changing site url from domain.com to domain.com in the dashboard. by user112193 on wordpress.stackexchange.com

fp- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, bad keyword in username, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Testomenix clinical recommendation before by Testomenix on superuser.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

SmokeDetector

13:12

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: www.diveintohealth.org/testomenix/ by user222634 on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by MAR

SmokeDetector

13:26

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in answer: How to convert NSDate in milli second if date is less than 1970(i.e 02-02-1965) by happysoft_c on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tpu- by Magisch

M.A.R.

I'm watching both SOCVR and here and I managed to miss that

q_q

Glorfindel

You missed nothing.

M.A.R.

I missed a halpful flagz

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: What is the difference between level shifter, voltage regulator and dc-dc converter? by sdfsdfsd on electronics.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: A person can revel in diminished libido because Testomenix? by KelvinaOrla on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

SmokeDetector

13:48

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Conducting a systematic literature review and paywalls by Nancymillar on academia.stackexchange.com (@Wrzlprmft)

tpu- by tripleee

SmokeDetector

14:07

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted user: What does Wordpress do if I save a post without content/title? by TheGcool on wordpress.stackexchange.com

fp- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Scala CQRS Framework by Marius Kotsbak on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

fp- by tripleee

Glorfindel

^ that user's last name means 'vomit-crate' in Dutch.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Non-English link in answer: How do I remove the .ecryptfs folder that was created after deja-dup backup? by Proto Cyborg on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)

fp- by tripleee

tripleee

looks like a legit name code.launchpad.net/~mariusko

DavidPostill

@Glorfindel Too much information. I'm trying to eat my lunch ;)

Glorfindel

Yeah, it's just a language collision.

@DavidPostill my apologies. Bon appetit!

tripleee

14:16

Norwegian name? Can't figure out what "kots" means but bakke is slope, a fairly common part of family names in the Nordics

or ground

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in body: Revyve skin has been completely by revyveskin on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

Glorfindel

!!/blacklist-keyword revyve\Wskin

SmokeDetector

@Glorfindel Blacklisted revyve\Wskin

CI on cbf6be0 succeeded. Message contains 'autopull', pulling...

DavidPostill

@Glorfindel @tripleee He's Norwegian. "https://twitter.com/mkotsbak" Trondheim, Norway

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev cbf6be0 (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of revyve\Wskin by Glorfindel --autopull) (running on teward/Aurora)

Restart: API quota is 3943.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted user: I am locked out of my WordPress site after changing site URL from Http to Https by TheGcool on wordpress.stackexchange.com

fp- by Glorfindel

Glorfindel

14:20

!!/rmblu wordpress.stackexchange.com/u/112168

SmokeDetector

@Glorfindel User removed from blacklist (112168 on wordpress.stackexchange.com).

DavidPostill

Hmm. "you can change your worpress site url to https from https"

Glorfindel

Yeah, low quality answer but not spam.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: And epidermis has trouble taking in these pollutants by user85325 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

tpu- by tripleee

DavidPostill

14:35

"Parisian glowcontains whole bovine bovine bovine bovine bovine bovine" Are you really sure it's contains bovine? ;p

Glorfindel

6 cows were killed while making a bottle of these pollutants.

Magisch

@ArtOfCode I went through the conflicting feedbacks and admin flagged them

If you find time to review them :)

ArtOfCode

I'm sure someone will get to them :)

Possibly not me, with a shower door to fix. LifeProTip: don't let drunk housemates have a shower when they come home at 3AM - they grab shower doors to stop themselves falling over and break them.

Magisch

heh

I opened a FR for automatic bad keyword depreciation: github.com/Charcoal-SE/metasmoke/issues/81

We talked about this before somewhat art

SmokeDetector

14:54

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: What does locus of arg($z-i$)=$\\pi/4$ on an argand diagram by Jimmy Saville on math.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Is there a virt-manager alternative for Mac OS X? by Erik on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

fp- by tripleee

Thomas Ward

15:42

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@ThomasWard Post - Non-English link text: *Backup Ubuntu 11.10 With Déjà Dup *

Thomas Ward

@SmokeDetector fp-

lurks

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website in answer: Mac Mail automatically moving mail to Trash after 48 hours by user222648 on apple.stackexchange.com

tpu- by Glorfindel

dorukayhan

16:01

does "repeated url at end of long post" only apply to questions?

Magisch

16:19

@ThomasWard You're not lurking if you're writing that

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title: нефтехимик ак барс смотреть 31.01.2017 прямая видео трансляция онлайн by Нелли Белоусова on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: www.healthynutritionshop.com/parisian-glow by carleyhall001 on apple.stackexchange.com

dorukayhan

@SmokeDetector that seems to be spam about some hockey game

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in answer: Do I need a CSRF token for jQuery .ajax()? by Fidelibus Incorporated on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body: Dual-channel Mismatching RAM Capacity by SapphireMedal on superuser.com

Glorfindel

16:39

@SmokeDetector f

SmokeDetector

16:53

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Multi-tenancy in SugarCRM by rahul on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

Glorfindel

@SmokeDetector k

Mark Yisri

Do you guys think we should start a mailing list?

Just a thought

as many Github issues become hairy

Glorfindel

Link is for different type of CRM.

I don't understand what kind of problem that should solve.

Could you elaborate a bit?

Thomas Ward

holy crap... Not a fan of my low upload speed, but DAMN 238.34Mbps is fast

glad I upgraded my modem lol

this far outclasses the 100Mbps I was getting lol

tripleee

17:19

@Glorfindel chat + github seems to me like far superior to a mailing list, though the chat part can be obscure if you don't scroll back and read discussions from while you were away

but a bug tracker is way better than a mailing list for fixing that

@dorukayhan I don't think so

M.A.R.

@dorukayhan No, to answers as well

At least it used to, if anything has changed

Andy

@MarkYisri No. We have two methods of communicating already - GitHub and here. Adding a third is not helpful. There is nothing wrong with hairy github issues.

DavidPostill

17:58

spam? superuser.com/q/1173621/337631

M.A.R.

@DavidPostill Links to a homepage that doesn't immediately want to sell me something

I'll give the benefit of the doubt

DavidPostill

@M.A.R. Thx.

M.A.R.

NP

SmokeDetector

19:40

API quota rolled over with 1586 requests remaining. Current quota: 9999.

stackoverflow: 1423
askubuntu: 501
superuser: 399
unix: 243
drupal: 217
electronics: 200
travel: 192
salesforce: 176
math: 174
english: 137
apple: 135
mathoverflow.net: 132
gis: 129
mathematica: 127
wordpress: 123
gaming: 118
magento: 118
ell: 117
dba: 116
security: 115
sharepoint: 105
academia: 103
money: 99
movies: 96
physics: 90
scifi: 90
es.stackoverflow: 80
diy: 78
ru.stackoverflow: 75
stats: 74
tex: 71
workplace: 68
chemistry: 66
webapps: 65
politics: 65
softwareengineering: 64
gamedev: 63

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Website like activetheory.net by Eliot Szwajkowski on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

naa- by NobodyNada

tpu- by Mego

CaffeineAddiction

imgur.com/a/tseBH

M.A.R.

@CaffeineAddiction That's just right

SmokeDetector

20:05

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Phone number detected in body: how to reset netgear router password? by user7496996 on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

tpu- by NobodyNada

Glorfindel

Hmm ... it seems LinkedIn doesn't have a SmokeDetector.

NobodyNada

@Glorfindel yep

oh dear; a scam is in a very big box at the top of the page

Glorfindel

@Undo @ArtOfCode I'm getting an error page here (post found via MS Search).

M.A.R.

@Glorfindel Why does it happen? What's special about that post?

Glorfindel

I found it while searching for Netgear spam.

@NobodyNada it seems Fakebook is affected as well.

NobodyNada

20:14

Fakebook?

Anonymous

SE is the last bastion of hope against the spammers. We must defend this house.

Glorfindel

@NobodyNada For me, it's the 10th hit.

Thomas Ward

@Magisch If i am dropping into lurk mode then I am officially lurking from the time I indicate i am lurking

to that end, I am now on a MUCH faster internet connection thanks to my new modem.

Magisch

heh

Thomas Ward

@Mego So, then SmokeDetector and Charcoal HQ are instrumental then.

Mithrandir

20:15

I have slow internet :(

Thomas Ward

@Mithrandir I get about 4MB/s download speed on campus. My download speed at my apartment is about 30MB/s

VPN between the two gets me encrypted connectivity at about 3.5 - 4 MB/s

so my apartment is handling my traffic FAR more efficiently

Mithrandir

I have no idea what my speed is, except that it takes a whole 10 seconds to load a page sometimes.

M.A.R.

@Mithrandir Australia?

Mithrandir

Nope.

Anonymous

@Mithrandir speedtest.net is a good way to test (I am in no way affiliated with Ookla - I just use their services to keep my ISP honest)

Mithrandir

20:17

It's a secret where.

Anonymous

@Mithrandir Private beta :/

Thomas Ward

@Mithrandir hails Shog for evil hacking to find the secrets

oopsies.

I called a demon.

Mithrandir

@Mego See this

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 9737.

Mithrandir

15.36 download

0.77 upload

Thomas Ward

20:20

ouch

Mithrandir

@Mego Did my top-secret hacking link work?

Anonymous

@Mithrandir Yeah, surprisingly

Thomas Ward

236.68 Mbps download, 18.76 Upload, on my apartment network's LAN

Anonymous

100/20 here

Mithrandir

Is bigger better or worse? o_O

Thomas Ward

20:21

mine's supposed to be 200/20 but i get about 236 with my internet on download

M.A.R.

I defeat all of you for the lowest upload and download speed.

Anonymous

Bigger is better

Anonymous

Thomas Ward

@Mego I still outclass this

Mithrandir

Wait, how'd that get a score of ten?

Thomas Ward

20:22

@Mithrandir "score of ten"?

Mithrandir

@ThomasWard +24/-14

Thomas Ward

ah

Can't see it remember?

private beta

and I'm not Shog the god being

Mithrandir

I gave you a link

@ThomasWard Hack link

Thomas Ward

it's still private beta

hax!

contacts Shog

Mithrandir

So? It's not private private beta...

Ferrybig

20:24

Lets defeat @Mithrandir internet speeds by a small margin: speedtest.net/result/6014068100.png

Anonymous

Mostly-private beta

M.A.R.

@ThomasWard It's known. Calm your ponies

Contacts Shog sooner

Anonymous

Too late, I've already lit the beacons

Thomas Ward

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@ThomasWard Of course

Thomas Ward

20:25

i think i'mma boucne it briefly anyways

Glorfindel

@Mego and Rohan will answer.

Anonymous

:D

Mithrandir

@Glorfindel I sent the Red Arrow

Thomas Ward

i need coffee.

Mithrandir

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

20:26

@Mithrandir It's Mego's fault.

Mithrandir

speedtest.net/my-result/6014077060

Anonymous

Aww :(

angussidney

@Mithrandir at least you have about double the speed of me

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Python JSON dump / append to .txt with each variable on new line by afg on stackoverflow.com (@dorukayhan)

Mithrandir

See my new test

DavidPostill

20:27

Here is mine :/

SmokeDetector

tpu- by Mego

Mithrandir

oof, autoflag

DavidPostill

Thomas Ward

@DavidPostill I feel sorry for youi

M.A.R.

speedtest.net/my-result/6014069561

Shhhh

Ferrybig

20:27

Speed is not everything, stability is also important, and a IPv6 address

angussidney

@Magisch guess what, I have already started working on that. Check out the comment I left for details

Thomas Ward

!!/stappit

SmokeDetector

Goodbye, cruel world

3

Thomas Ward

hail Darkness, Smokey

Anonymous

Hello darkness my old friend...

Thomas Ward

20:28

system reboot on Aurora in progress

DavidPostill

@ThomasWard I only have mobile tethered internet ... because reasons

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev cbf6be0 (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of revyve\Wskin by Glorfindel --autopull) (running on teward/Aurora)

Restart: API quota is 9677.

Thomas Ward

I should add that into Smokey, when I say !!/alive it says "Hello, Darkness, my old friend..."

Undo

@Glorfindel huh, that's a fun one

Mithrandir

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

20:29

@Mithrandir Of course

Thomas Ward

Aurora and Smokey reboot complete

Anonymous

@ThomasWard Other options are Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

Brock Adams

!!/report politics.stackexchange.com/a/15075/77

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: What is the minimum number of Legislators required to pass various Acts of Congress? by user11908 on politics.stackexchange.com

tpu- by teward

Brock Adams

Holy bleep, that was fast!

Thomas Ward

20:33

speedy net is speedy

squishing via here is also speedy

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