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7:08 PM
I hate to sound all gatekeeper-y, and I am really excited that you're excited, but I don't think we're quite there yet, because we don't know what direction the project is going in. I can see how figuring that out might sound like a dev job, but in this case it's starting out as a community team project.
 
Yep, that's sane.
And anyway, you are a gatekeeper, so... ya know :)
 
Weird aside: I have an application at work called "Gatekeeper". It's used for access control management.
 
Sounds about right.
 
Gatekeeper is the thing in OS X that always fights me when I try to do something stupid
I always win.
 
All of this has made the point to me that I shouldn't forget to bring in a PM sooner rather than later.
 
7:12 PM
I also have an application called "Magic", because people kept telling me that the reports that used to take them days to run now only take seconds. "It's like magic!"
Moral of the story: Don't let me name applications
That also explains the names: "SEAFOAM", "OOPS", "IRVING"
 
Ah yes, the common phrase "It's like seafoam!"
 
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heh, assumed it hadn't worked
 
I'm most proud of "OOPS". I called it "Other Order Processing System", because we already had an old one and this was to be the new, faster, better, more flexible one. I never called it "OOPS" during product meetings or discussions about development. Even after it was released, I never acronymed it. One of my users did it in a presentation and didn't realize it until it was on a power point slide and projecting to the audience.
All I got was "You did this on purpose, didn't you?"
Yes. Yes I did. :)
@Pops Seafoam was the result of "I'm going to pick a random name and hope you hate it so that we can come up with something else."
Instead, the users liked it and it stuck.
 
BUT IT'S THE WORST SHADE OF GREEN
 
7:17 PM
In my case it's a shade of blue
 
@BrockAdams Character encoding issue, should be fairly easy.
 
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D'oh!
 
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8:09 PM
@JanDvorak / @EricLeschinski Please stay away from jokes like chat.stackexchange.com/messages/32334501/history / chat.stackexchange.com/messages/32334474/history - that's really not appropriate and is probably offensive to some.
 
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> Would not be caught as an answer.
 
bummer
 
"bummer"? :P At some point, I don't really think attempting to catch all gibberish is worth the effort - it's not as high priority as spam/offensive posts.
 
8:25 PM
5 seconds faster than me @hichris123
 
I had that post open because I had a feeling the conversation would go something like that...
 
9:13 PM
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