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12:52 AM
Restart: API quota is 9685.
 
1:17 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: Anti-symmetric and non-singular matrix by Tsemo Aristide on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, offensive answer detected: How can I transfer my Pokémon from XY to ORAS with one 3DS and without Pokebank? by user137180 on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
1:43 AM
@SmokeDetector f
 
1:54 AM
name change again?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ERR_SSL_VERSION_OR_CIPHER_MISMATCH by Arturo on serverfault.com
 
2:45 AM
@SmokeDetector f
@Undo, Are you updating these checkboxes after every new comment or is that done automagically?
 
One of us is updating the checkboxes, either Undo, me, Normal Minestrone, or the FOX.
Depends on what time of day the comment is made. :P
 
Rats. I was hoping there was a hidden markup since it updated so fast. Thanks for the explanation.
Also you have an extra letter at the end of Minestrone's pre-op name. :P
 
Depends at what time you're looking at. :P
 
3:01 AM
Backoff received of 10 seconds.
 
@SmokeDetector boo
 
Meh, that one's on the API, I'm sure.
 
Right. After all that Smokey does for SE, them telling him to back off is kind of impolite.
3
 
lol it was around this time last night too.
An hour later.
 
Backoff received of 10 seconds.
 
3:05 AM
Karma...
 
Backoff received of 10 seconds.
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
 
!!/errorlogs 111
 
EOFError
2016-01-20 15:46:07.321839 UTC
  File "ws.py", line 44, in <module>
    load_files()

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/datahandling.py", line 50, in load_files
    GlobalVars.api_calls_per_site = pickle.load(f)

  File "/usr/lib/python2.7/pickle.py", line 1378, in load
    return Unpickler(file).load()

  File "/usr/lib/python2.7/pickle.py", line 858, in load
    dispatch[key](self)

  File "/usr/lib/python2.7/pickle.py", line 880, in load_eof
    raise EOFError


EOFError
2016-01-20 15:47:03.378056 UTC
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
 
!!/reboot
 
Goodbye, cruel world
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 1c5a1ed (Normal Human: psychic fugue studio) (running on closet server)
The quota_remaining property was not in the API response. Error: Violation of backoff parameter.
Restart: API quota is 9183.
 
3:14 AM
Higher load on the servers for some reason, possibly because of Roomba? (It runs about now, and has a lot of posts to delete.)
 
3:39 AM
Just two to go!
 
@SmokeDetector f naa
@SmokeDetector k
 
4:44 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Need Malware removal instructions by Spencer4134 on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Bag say shot past and all focus by Maribel Rose on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Kama position can I take it that set it by Maribel Rose on superuser.com
 
5:06 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Oracle all sticking by cariejohn on askubuntu.com
 
sd 3k f
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Request a Demo for Amazon mws API? by amazon on stackoverflow.com
 
5:25 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Entity Framework Can't Find Connection String in Web.config by user5840225 on stackoverflow.com
 
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How to participate in clan war instead of being a spectator by Gavin on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
sd why
 
@BrockAdams [:27101693] Body - Position 107-126: Clash of Clans gems
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: The Superb Choice For Remove Dark Circle N Wrinkle by Dizywish on movies.stackexchange.com
 
5:42 AM
sd f k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: its audience didn't they okay know about by Nlopjin Pk on superuser.com
 
sd f k
 
6:05 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Is Integrating an ESB (ServiceMix/Mule) Worth the Learning Curve? by nasreenbasu on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: BEST TERADATA ONLINE TRAINING by aravind1212 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: You know it's individual this individual by alanilee on superuser.com
 
sd 3k
 
6:23 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Hide direct url bot php by Nôbita Buồn on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Fifa 16 Accounts to the winger sent to fight back. by fifapoints on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to make Table Joins in PHPmyAdmin by Assnut on stackoverflow.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Cheap FIFA Accounts to complete some small-scale oppression by fifapoints on english.stackexchange.com
 
6:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: While soyou know don't get around a little bit here and what by shmsjhnz on superuser.com
 
7:00 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Complete Men's Skin Care & Shaving Ingredient? by viesnepre on stackoverflow.com
 
sd 3k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: I have pianos for another 100 in TN by sapnakinza on superuser.com
 
sd f 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Why exactly did Summer break up with Tom? by lashopasho1 on movies.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: You only need the tiniest anything here by gtanbboirat on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: You can easily figure out the right by vlc on money.stackexchange.com
 
7:26 AM
sd f 4k
 
7:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: slightly wider than shoulder sticking by Adison556 on workplace.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Recommends it and at the next election by Maribel Rose on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Significantly more player by hasgta76 on askubuntu.com
 
sd 3k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Find the custom module responsible for a URL by rabobansari on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
8:01 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: 2011 Ford Fusion Heater Issue by Justin Phil on mechanics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: The shit happens by Emil Shakirov on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Buddhist Centres in Paris? by Naveen Choudhari on buddhism.stackexchange.com
 
8:47 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DATAPUMP JOBS LINUX NOT WORKING by mochickie on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How to locate the git config file in Mac by aatumanova on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Карьер, карьер и карьера by alex on rus.stackexchange.com
Restart: API quota is 7726.
 
9:22 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: This is the ground down in our you say it just helps by EvanLilly on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: You know the punches offbeat persons like by alanilee on mathematica.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Donning merchandise are similar to bean by alanilee on stackoverflow.com
 
9:45 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EXPDP EXPORTING 0KB by mochickie on serverfault.com
 
10:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Like to look forward to my evenings going by cerka jersa on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Javascript TouchMove Delay before event trigger by JimmyBDB on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: best review on brain by Lamkert on superuser.com
 
10:26 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Generic ASP.NET MVC controller that generates many pages by khan on codereview.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted user: OBIEE Online Training by zuckerberg12 on stackoverflow.com
 
10:50 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Java EE Authority constraint for everyone by KennethEONeill on stackoverflow.com
 
@hichris123 I've done something ....
 
11:12 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: GUI guessing game- how to program the guesses correctly by user5841364 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Bridge Exploit of Network Multi-function Print/Fax Devices by Nataly Syrel on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating words in body: ajax code not accept file sending by Imona Mil on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating words in body: jquery ajax form with file by Imona Mil on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Is education continuous or categorical? by allennicol on stats.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I get rid of istartsurf browser hijacker by loran on superuser.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Bridge Exploit of Network Multi-function Print/Fax Devices by Nataly Syrel on security.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector k
@SmokeDetector k
 
11:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Amazon ec2 not working when accessing through public IP by xfaada on stackoverflow.com
 
 
1 hour later…
1:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How do I use pushd and popd commands? by bob on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Bipolar stepper motor: What should the sequence timing be? by gARY sPARKLES on electronics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Ajax not working and not giving any errors by Lennard Schaap on stackoverflow.com
 
1:54 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Is there has Chinese response(有中文的应答人群吗?) by Simons on stackoverflow.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: AdSense disapproved, cannot resubmit by Ahmed on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What are trips on Facebook's Timeline map page? by sunny on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
 
1 hour later…
3:08 PM
Restart: API quota is 5325.
 
3:40 PM
!!/notify 468 judaism.stackexchange.com
 
@msh210 You'll now get pings from me if I report a post on judaism.stackexchange.com, in room 468 on chat.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector It doesn't mean that literally, does it? I mean -- I don't get @-pinged, do I? Because that'd be annoying.
 
@SmokeDetector That's NAA but not spam or offensive. Do we tp that or f?
 
3:56 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Whats Real in This Life by SomeBlack Kid on english.stackexchange.com
 
@msh210 I usually give no response at all in that case (or maybe "NAA", which Smokey ignores). Blacklisting doesn't seem appropriate, because the user may well post an actual question later, which will be reported for no reason.
@msh210 It does mean it literally. The report will look like this:
in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 4 hours ago, by SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I get rid of istartsurf browser hijacker by loran on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev b2fc66a (Undo1: Remove trailing whitespace to make Flake happy) (running on closet server)
Restart: API quota is 4882.
 
@Minestrone Yeah, I was thinking tp not tpu.
@Minestrone Darn. Is there a way to get it to post in my site's chat without pinging me?
 
Restart: API quota is 4874.
 
@msh210 We can do that
That command won't do anything because we don't post in room 486 anyway. It takes a config change to do that.
 
4:11 PM
@Undo Thanks.
@Undo Oh, okay.
I might as well...
!!/unnotify 468 judaism.stackexchange.com
 
@msh210 I will no longer ping you if I report a post on judaism.stackexchange.com, in room 468 on chat.stackexchange.com
 
@msh210 Although Judaism hardly ever gets reports, so I'm not sure it's even worth it.
 
@Undo I know. But that's a cost and a benefit: it hardly gets reports, so no point in reporting (because they'll be spotted anyway), but it hardly gets reports, so it won't flood the chat.
@Undo 468, by the way.
 
5:05 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: PhD in HealthCare management by Manish Bhatia on academia.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Software for working with exponential random graphs by user101971 on stats.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
5:26 PM
heh
@SmokeDetector fpu-
 
sd why
 
@Undo [:27112314] Body - Position 190-195: fucks
 
I've always thought that profanity was a useless designation for a word, but now I just realized that it's a terrific method of getting people of low quality to proudly broadcast their presence.
mind.... blown
Any attempt at causing people of very low quality to proudly broadcast their presence before their dysfunctional behaviors are manifest in the tasks at hand will fail, because they will simply not broadcast those signals. A method to get low quality minds to proudly wear a symbol of their dysfunction must be disguised as a habit of virtue or an expression of intensity and eagerness. Such a deception requires nearly all the participants of the high quality group to maintain the ruse.
 
@EricLeschinski Interesting observation, but not really on topic here.
 
5:38 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: First try - code for Decimal to Binary in C# with loop and list<> by jstreet on stackoverflow.com
 
It's on topic of how to identify low quality posts with smoke detector, using profanity as a signal that a post is of low quality.
but I understand, I'll shush. :-D
 
SmokeDetector actually doesn't aim to catch low-quality posts, but to catch spam and rude posts.
 
5:59 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: With the foreordained size p by Aljiligoo on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector k
Is that k as in kline?
 
@msh210 'k' as in 'okay'
It's just a shortcut for 'tpu-'.
 
@Undo Ah.
@Undo Yeah, I know. I thought it's because we're klining the user (so to speak).
 
wow, it took me a long time to figure out what that meant
 
@Undo I guess I tend to think of these rooms as IRC-ish.
 
6:25 PM
Websocket library StackExchange.NetGain is now open source: https://github.com/StackExchange/NetGain It powers all websocket traffic for Stack Overflow
Now we'll be able to fix Smokey's websocket problems at the source!
 
@Minestrone Assuming Chat runs on that.
 
7:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: SAS numbered range variables with character type by data null on stackoverflow.com
 
7:44 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: They're just over-the-top fans of FatorMax by driguezz on askubuntu.com
 
@SmokeDetector k wrong time of day
 
 
1 hour later…
The number of sites with 2 mods (excluding special projects) appears to grow: Beer, Computational Science, Health, Mathematics Educators, Politics, Russian Language.
 
This user is adding painfully mis-spelled words all over the place, he can't even spell "know" correctly: stackoverflow.com/questions/35022145/…, User: stackoverflow.com/users/1172798/devpro
 
9:00 PM
Can't expect everybody to be good at English.
....though I would like it if people would use "you" and "I" instead of "u" and "i".
 
@SmokeDetector gone
^ appeared without page reload, while I was looking at the post. New feature?
"no longer viewable" ... like I can't view page source, etc.
 
@Minestrone Let's try it.
 
How?
 
@Minestrone Watch meta.softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/questions/2366/… and see if it does that when I nuke it
 
@Minestrone ugh
@Undo yep
 
9:09 PM
It did.
 
Worked in incognito too
huh
 
that's annoying.
 
div class="realtime-post-deleted-notification"
And they set opacity to 0.1 on the answer.
 
yep.
 
With an inline style, I might add. :/
 
9:11 PM
I mean, it would be nice if there was a banner... but please please please don't make the post fade away.
That's way too in your face.
 
lol. This should be what appears when a post is deleted.
 
Userscript time!
 
9:27 PM
@Minestrone jQuery just adds inline styles. Probably the reason.
@EricLeschinski hahaha, that'd be awesome.
 
I wonder if this will change the nuking of spam answers. Currently the page refreshes when your flag was the last one.
@Seth It could just as well do .addClass
 
9:44 PM
@SmokeDetector why
 
@Minestrone Body - Position 224-236: supersite.co
 
@SmokeDetector f false pattern match. Would be avoided with max_rep=1 for that criterion...
 
!!/pull
@msh210 Should be done.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev d03f903 (hichris1234: Report Mi Yodeya reports to V'dibarta Bam) (running on closet server)
Restart: API quota is 2464.
 
9:59 PM
@Undo We might as well (re)license Metasmoke & Blaze while we're at it.
metasmoke is me, you, ArtOfCode, and ProgramFOX.
Blaze is me, you, ArtOfCode, ProgramFOX, Manish, and Andy.
 
Magento is getting a design‌​... and the primary color isn't blue, for once.
 
@hichris123 Suppose we could
metasmoke is already CC0, though.
 
It is?
 
wait.
We had a license for stuff?
 
10:05 PM
Just not Smokey
 
... go ahead, blame Manish. :P
 
Just depended on people (usually me) choosing a license when creating a repo
 
welp, nevermind then.
 
Shows how much attention contributors pay to licenses. And then SE/Sam Brand posts as if people know that the content was CC-by-something or other thing...
 
People don't care about licensing unless they're a large company or it's bitten them.
 
10:08 PM
s/bit/bitten/
 
Something didn't look right. :P
And then when licensing comes to bite someone... they probably haven't thought about it before.
@Undo Firestorm and Thermite don't have licenses though.
 
I think both of those are 100% me, though
oh, FOX has a commit in Thermite
 
yeah.
 
Firestorm is CC0 now
It's not like we really use it anyway
 
yes
no
Maybe so?
 
10:16 PM
lol
 
Nice touch: Help us Redesign Job Ads by Bret Copeland on meta.stackoverflow.com
Something that still keeps SE apart from LinkedIn etc.
 
10:38 PM
@Undo Blaze commits pending pull, though it's nothing like essential - code rather than functional changes.
 
@ArtOfCode Done
 
Awesome
 
11:06 PM
@hichris123 Many thanks. The user isn't in there. I gather it only shows up when it has something to say?
 
Yes, Smokey doesn't idle in a room when it has nothing to say. It's not human-like enough.
 
@Minestrone :-)
 
11:35 PM
API quota rolled over with 1822 requests remaining.
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magento: 151
electronics: 147
ell: 138
apple: 135
travel: 133
salesforce: 113
programmers: 110
wordpress: 109
gaming: 102
security: 98
mathematica: 87
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