@KorvinStarmast 2e: "specialist wizards." Cannot cast spells from the "opposing" school (remember the 8-point diagram? Me neither! But it didn't matter, because each school had two in opposition which you couldn't read off the diagram anyway!) but gain a bonus to their "% to know" roll on spells in their school (+15%) and a malus on the same rolls out-of-school (-15%).
@Skyler I nominate @JohnB. Their first act in the room should be making this monumentous decision, and we'll all bow to their sagacity.
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@Shalvenay (though, of course, if there's anything OOC please don't be shy about telling me. I'm always trying to improve, especially in my weak domain: RP.)
btw guys, if i land this job im going to have nigh unlimited access to avocados, what should my cooking pen-name be when i storm the culinary world with obscenely avocado heavy dishes
All mine are reference to the joke that one Politician's "solution" to the Millenial's inability to save in today's society would be to "stop eating avocado"
@trogdor Eh, I'm way more partial to butter, but avocado is kind of like apple sauce, its really can do a lot of heavy lifting in cooking to make interesting results
They basically have figured how to take plant trimmings and create a nanoscale barrier to keep water in and oxygen out, which allows them to tune the breathing rate of produce and delay spoilage 2-10x
Since 90% of food spoils in the 3rd world, this might be a big enough disrupting tech to end world hunger
Oh, that reminds me - @doppelgreener I'm not entirely convinced it's anything to do with "abuse"... they carry on like it's fun, making jokes about it OoC and in between games - when we organise a time for the next session "Ah, and then I can check to see if that guy is actually a zombie or not!" - this particular character is a drunk, and I have stated multiple times that no, they're not a zombie; they're just a drunk.
Detect Evil and Good - No evil presences - "Maybe it's a friendly zombie"
Insight - Nat20; he's got some issues - he seems troubled due to the trauma of entering the dungeon once before, but that's why he's drunk - "Maybe he's trying to hide the fact that he's been afflicted by a zombie!" - There are no 'zombie viruses' in this game, so no; that's not the case.
Medicine check to see if there are any wounds - bite marks etc. - Nat20. Apart from a probably unhealthy liver - he is completely fine. "Hrrrrmmmmm....." (Obvioussly still not convinced)
I feel like maybe this might be a question for the site... if not for the answer to the question, but perhaps so that @doppelgreener can flesh out his "abused gamer syndrome" answer? That might be useful for others.
Anyone who knows how the bots work: AngryGM has recently rebuilt their site and I believe today's new article didn't come through the ticker. Wanna poke at the feeds and the site and see if something obvious is going on? Thanks.
@nitsua60 Yeah, that was it! Thanks for remembering. And of course, did you even know the spell? Sorry, not your day with the dice. Joy. No fireball for you!
@KorvinStarmast Could you (ever) know the spell? Yeah, those were the days. Randomly Swiss-cheesed spell-lists. Kids these days, they don't know how easy they have it.
@KorvinStarmast And then the inclusion of "minor divination" as a ninth school, which didn't count against any others. Because even then they realized that everyone wanted some divination, but nobody wanted much.
We had a clairvoyance one time that got sorta awkward. We were trying to rescue the princess, and as we sneak around the tower, our mage (played by a lady) does clairvoy to see into the room. She is told that she sees the princess is doing a three way with the captain of the guard and the jailer, described in lurid detail by the (tactless) DM until the player got up and left the table in annoyance.
@KorvinStarmast could be dropping a clairvoyance sensor into the core of an electric arc several orders of magnitude more powerful than a full-scale lightning bolt...talk about going blind instantly!
I think the term used nowadays is "sausage fest" but sometimes, guys would get way too locker room at the table, even for me.
(Back in late teens/early twenties, when electricity had just been invented ... ;)
@Shalvenay Yes, the old "oops, that isn't what I was looking for" also got one of our guys turned to stone. He looks in to the room and sees medusa, fails save. Statuary, for cheap. Very lifelike. :)
@KorvinStarmast :P I've kind of wondered what'd happen if all the "flesh to stone" effects still left you a living entity after the transformation...basically, you'd get turned into a stone-person
(Harriet was cursed to fall asleep when she pricked her finger on a spinning wheel on her thirteenth birthday, and curses are impossible to avoid... so she went adventuring because she was effectively immortal until then.)
(Even after she broke the curse--the witch didn't expect a thirteen-year-old to have such a strong sword arm--Harriet continued adventuring, but always asked before rescuing because she would've been really ticked off if someone had tried to rescue her.)
@Shalvenay an interesting question, but if you apply the 5e model, objects don't have a stat block, so I don't think it works. Maybe in other editions.
Man, I am still bummed that my search in the old boxes didn't turn up the old C&S book. I turned up a couple of I.C.E. books, but there are a lot missing.
I'm re-reading Golden Compass and it's still a great book, but once you notice how all of Lyra's interactions with adults follow a downright console RPG question-and-answer tree there is no unseeing the pattern.
There've been hints that something of Vernon's has been optioned--she traveled to California for a mysterious meeting more than five years ago--but nothing's forthcoming.
Ah, yes. The Golden Compass film was very pretty, but that's about all. Thankfully, as further sequels would've had to delve into the author's character-destroying allegories which are thankfully kept more backgrounded in the first novel.
ShushCon is happening this weekend. If you:
-live near Pawleys Island, SC
-love Dresden Files, Fate and other games
-think gaming in a library sounds cool
You should check it out: https://www.facebook.com/events/289372798163739/
@Zelgadas @EvilHatOfficial @TabletopLoot @cbsa82 @theelfiestelf @BasiliskOnline @LiteraryPanda @clarkvalentine Yesterday, built a FATE core game from scratch. Genre is future scifi/ technothriller; we have a transcended AI, a dethroned alien godking, an ace pilot, and a archaeologist specializing in 21st century tech. I'm playing what's, in essence, an accountant. Had a blast.
thats crazy. I got the idea from the book because there was a blind ranger that Drizzt had cast the spell on his shield. He ran around enveloping orcs and whatnot in darkness and then killed them with a fair amount of ease
Especially because the Light spell has a clause about being reversible. So, I guess you could cast Light-option2 (darkness), which is less powerful than the spell Darkness, and move it around then, as well.
It's been more than once or twice that someone in the party gets the brilliant idea to flood the room with darkness in 5e and then realize it actually realizes as doing very little... gain advantage from being invisible, lose advantage from not seeing your target.
Well my GMs have a history of being "eh it's alright, we just need to do <X> better" without actually doing anything concrete to make <X> better.
I don't really blame them for the latter part, I couldn't really do anything actionable if I got player feedback asking me to make social scenes/exploration/combat/illusions/anything "better" without having better specifications :P
But the whole situation where the GM chooses to ignore or not my illusions is incredibly straining on my suspension of disbelief.
Thin ice is somehow a very classic dumb way to get oneself killed
"Dumb" as in "easily avoidable by exercising proper caution".
It used to be a popular topic for PSAs here.
rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/118865/… I'm a bit embarrassed I didn't realize I was answering a duplicate :) that's one of those ones that was sure to have been asked already
@Rubiksmoose A while ago someone pushed back against my railing against JC's tweets, saying that people would've asked Gary Gygax these questions if they could back in the day.
@Adam They would have. And they did. They wrote letters and postcards to them all the time, and even called the Gygax house. (Source: Empires of Imagination.) The key differences are that in the one case they took their time, sorted through, and answered selected questions weeks-to-months later in Dragon, in writing, in paragraphs. In the second case Gary chatted with people, had context, and told them what he'd done in similar situations. None of that sounds like twitter to me.
My biggest beef is when he makes things more confusing by clarifying like all the tweets about controlled mounts imply them have separate but distinct turns. But in the Sage Advice podcast the way he explains things is not at all like that. And one of the tweets was even supposed to be a response that resolved the conflict!
He's great when he can clarify something that should be obvious, but man when he gets things muddied he does a bang up job.
@Rubiksmoose This is shaping up to be possibly the final campaign encounter. We're fighting the BBEG (evil king) in his own castle and we know we have to kill him and his false demon heirs (we've killed one of two.) The fight has been going on for two sessions, so about 10-11 hours of gameplay (fight is probably at about 20 rounds now.)
My paladin's vow is pretty much against this guy and he shows up on a balcony. DM has us roll perception and I crit. I'm told he's fumbling with the crossbow. My pegasus flies over to him and I give him my Vow of Enmity and make a short speech about his reign of terror ends now.
Halberd comes down...to an illusion. Attack wasted and lost my Vow of Enmity.
The DM definitely tried to counter my flying mounted halberd combo with enemies who all had reach.
It didn't work. Disengage keeps me safe, but I'm going to have to dismoutn soon to get back into castle interior.
Oh, when my regicide attempt failed, I tossed a stone to summon an Earth Elemental thinking he'd break down the wall quickly and go after the king. But the DM gave those walls a TON of HP and he never got through. He did soak up 5 guys attacks for 3 rounds, so ended up helping - just not in the glorious manner I"d hoped.
@NautArch I don't think that my ranger can cast darkness, but Shal's cleric can once we get to third level. At third level, I'll have that fancy Gloom Stalker vision ... we might could wreak a bit of havoc together?
BTW I'm beginning to doubt my answer on the mount question and I am not really enamored with any of the answers presented for the purposes of giving the bounty. I think there is a golden opportunity for someone to write an answer based on this rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/68059/…
If nobody else does it, I will but I can't award myself a bounty lol. I think the crawford tweets, SA podcast quotes and rules can be rolled into a cohesive answer saying that mounts and PC essentially have overlapping turns.
@KorvinStarmast Yeah I am just not sure why it is so hard. One or two more sentences or one or two words changed would be all it would take to make this 99% airtight as far as I can tell.
Speed is fine, but accuracy is final (so said a famous gunfighter and my small arms instructor). So getting a good answer is more important than getting one fast.
This is Jeremy's challenge in using twitter: that medium is for fast.
Colleague from work chat, regarding the snow storm
"I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?
Yeah, the actual answer is to try and get your DM to agree to you simply being a Hexblade. What you are trying to do is a lot more complicated than that. :) Is there a problem with asking your DM that?
I think I already ran out of my DM's patience considering switches, i already switched background early on when I finally figured out who my character was, and then switched from DMG-description of Aasimar to the Volo's guide version
As more books get published, char creation gets more complicated because the choices keep expanding. How long have you been playing D&D? Which other editions have you played?
RPG gets released. "I'm going to make a human warrior!" Five years pass. "I'm going to make a time-weasel dark percussionist." Ten years pass. "I'm not playing the new edition if I can't be a time-weasel."
@Nanisnae stumbling is okay, but I'd really just suggest talking to your DM rather than trying to homebrew your own multiclass. Do you guys already do a lot of homebrew or use homebrew classes?