I thought I could read 2200 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG on the bus this morning without laughing horrendously loudly. I got to the second item on the list and knew that would be impossible.

For those who haven't read it yet: 2200 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG.

I'm curious how many of these are actually from actual play.

I am at least fairly confident these did not emerge without someone trying to do them

@JonathanHobbs Consider that the list keeps updating, and either trim the number or mention that it's only at time of writing

"Kiww the Wabbit" is not a proper viking battlecry.

Ah, sad but true: 956. Despite the halberd being 6' long, it can't hit monsters more than 5' away.

D&D 3.x's halberd is not a reach weapon

well consider this

he has to take some of that space holding it and balancing it

@BESW hello, can you help me with a game session?

Let's find out if I can.

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