48 messages found


Jul 5, 2024 05:14
For a brief second, I misread a NY Times notification that Nigel Farage had been elected to parliament for the first time as a notification that he had been elected prime minister and I had a mini heart attack
Jun 3, 2022 20:53
why the hell are you people measuring coffee in gallons youre going to have a heart attack if you drink that much coffee
Apr 4, 2022 05:22
honestly i'd get more of a heart attack from 2-guess semantle than 1
Apr 4, 2022 05:21
gave me a literal heart attack for a sec there lmao
Feb 23, 2022 05:28
@lyxal I mean, a morbidly obese cat would probably die of a heart attack or something similar. Not too painful. Starving to death on the other hand...
Nov 2, 2021 23:01
Eh, that's not a stab, more like a surprise party that just so happens to give you a heart attack
Jul 26, 2021 21:45
@cairdcoinheringaahing I nearly got a heart attack from that (thought it was a rickroll)
Jun 26, 2021 16:05
@hyper-neutrino Yeah, I turned my volume up through my headphones and nearly had a heart attack when someone pinged me and it sounded like a gunshot :P
Jun 25, 2021 08:27
well i almost just gave myself a heart attack
Feb 11, 2021 11:09
What, with all their "style guides", "readability" and "pythonicness", they'd have a heart attack if one byte stuff was added
Jan 14, 2019 23:53
@LeakyNun Yeah, Trucker pills were killing highschool kids a few years back. Think it was either a heart attack or strong enough arrhythmia to cause Bad Things(tm)
Apr 13, 2018 04:07
@Downgoat downgoat I've been hyped for VSL for so long, I will probably have a heart attack if it becomes a popular language
Mar 18, 2018 18:13
Nah it's fine. Almost gave me a heart attack when mine failed for 5, 9 though
Oct 31, 2017 23:32
lol I almost gave myself a heart attack because I have a history essay due tomorrow and I opened the folder on the wrong account (one account has the finished essay which I'm editing right now, and the other has an empty t-chart) xD
Oct 12, 2017 22:20
also geez I almost got a heart attack, one of the previously opened bottles of wine sitting around my house just popped its own stopper out and scared me lol
Oct 10, 2017 13:59
I was about to get a heart attack... WTH Stack exchange...
Sep 19, 2017 14:27
@HyperNeutrino I got home, picked up my phone and it buzzed almost right away. Nearly gave me a heart attack :P
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Apr 1, 2017 17:13
Apparently my April Fools' challenge gave someone a heart attack rip
Mar 9, 2017 22:28
Did the ratsnest give you a heart attack at first?
Feb 24, 2017 20:18
> 2011: Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared dead after suffering a heart attack when she woke up in a coffin at her own funeral in Kazan, Russia. As she saw and heard the mourning relatives she started screaming and suffered yet another heart attack, this time fatal.
Feb 21, 2017 14:37
@TuxCopter So if I go to France and get sore throat, people will think I have heart attack if I use google Translate ._.
Dec 9, 2016 19:43
I did similar, but one of the professors had a heart attack and retired, so my junior/senior years schedules were off from how they were planned when I was a freshman.
Nov 29, 2016 21:18
> Oh yeah, I've done that [naming huge spiders that live in the house]. One time a huntsman was on the back of my laptop and when I closed it I nearly had a heart attack. Then I realised it was just Peter. Fucking Peter, man.
Anonymous
Oct 25, 2016 01:33
@Sherlock9 Your reply on that github issue sent me an email, which made my phone chime, which gave me a brief heart attack
Oct 19, 2016 01:03
I think I'd cause a heart attack to CR
Sep 6, 2016 13:07
World of warcraft having a heart attack
Aug 30, 2016 15:13
I'd probably have a heart attack if they did that.
Aug 20, 2016 00:41
Because I'm worried I could go crazy or have a heart attack.
Aug 15, 2016 19:48
Minus the heart attack condiments
Jul 21, 2016 17:31
@El'endiaStarman I imagine it would be like bringing an European traffic cop to a South American country. He'd probably get a heart attack or a stroke.
Jun 20, 2016 08:48
@Katenkyo I tried that multiple times, for a few weeks each. The problem is conferences. The catering usually gives you coffee (or tea) for free. And if they see you with an empty cup, you'll get a new one before you can decline. Results: Heart attack after max. three days of work.
Jun 13, 2016 15:33
there is not really a point in counting a heart attack death towards that number... unless the cause of heart attack was a gun pointed towards them.
Jun 5, 2016 16:22
Almost had a heart attack when I booted up my ancient Macbook to test something and it gave me the "no disk found" stop sign thing. I rebooted and it was fine, weird
May 29, 2016 20:49
This just gave me a typographical heart attack and now I’m dead
May 10, 2016 22:36
@QPaysTaxes isn't that like a heart attack?
Mar 19, 2016 21:53
I just applied to schools in the US, it's decisions season and I'm almost having a heart attack everyday
Feb 12, 2016 16:55
@orlp That gave me a fucking heart attack. I had my vol on max.
Feb 3, 2016 21:21
The Dancing Plague (or Dance Epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, Alsace (then part of the Holy Roman Empire) in July 1518. Around 400 people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of those affected died of heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion. == EventsEdit == The outbreak began in July 1518, when a woman, Mrs Troffea, began to dance fervently in a street in Strasbourg. This lasted somewhere between four to six days. Within a week, 34 others had joined, and within a month, there were around 400 dancers, pr...
Feb 2, 2016 16:52
@Dennis Says the kid that terrorizes his neighbor into an early heart attack or stroke...
Dec 30, 2015 00:42
@El'endiaStarman you gave me a heart attack
Dec 29, 2015 04:11
@AlexA. My grandmother had a heart attack
Dec 27, 2015 19:03
;-; my grandma just had a heart attack
Dec 5, 2015 22:11
Nov 11, 2015 01:35
(Myocardial infarction == heart attack)
Oct 11, 2015 07:21
Informal poll: would anyone die of a heart attack if I posted a popcon to the sandbox?
Aug 13, 2015 03:27
I'm more used to saying "infarction" as in "myocardial infarction" (heart attack)
Dec 30, 2014 13:57
You almost gave me a heart attack

heart attack